Chapter 1: Free Vacation
(Insert "Lumiose City" from Pokémon)
Right now, Ash was pondering about where to go next. Ash was a sixteen year old boy with black hair and brown eyes. He wore a blue collared shirt with short sleeves and white stripes, a red hat with a white cap brim and a white round Poké Ball design, a black undershirt underneath the shirt and red high top sneakers, dark blue jeans and black finger-less gloves with a red border. His backpack was one pocketed, colored green with a white, slanted Poké Ball design on it, similar to his older uniforms. Also present were his Pikachu along with Clemont, his little sister; Bonnie and her Dedenne.
Pikachu was a short, chubby, rodent-like creature with yellow fur all over its body. Its ears were long and come to a point with black tips. It had a small mouth, which resembled a sideways 3, it had black eyes with white pupils and two red circles on its cheeks. Its forearms were short and somewhat stubby, with 5 digits on each "hand" and its feet had three digits. It had two brown stripes on its back, and its tail was in the shape of a zigzag-styled lightning bolt, with a patch of brown fur at the base of the tail. A female will have a V-shaped notch at the end of its tail, which looked like the top of a heart. Ash's Pikachu was male.
Clemont was a younger boy with pale skin and medium length bright yellow messy hair that appeared somewhat electrified with a lightning-bolt shaped tuft of hair sprouting from the top of his head. He was small in stature and appeared to be a child prodigy. He wore large round glasses, which obscured his blue eyes, and a blue jumpsuit with a yellow collar, and yellow stripes on the knees and bottom cuffs. He sported a gray backpack with black straps. On his feet, he wore black shoes with white soles. Bonnie was a small and slender young girl with shiny golden-blonde hair tied in a side ponytail with an orange band, and sky blue eyes. She wore a brown short-sleeved top with a soft black bow on the neckline, knee-length black leggings covered by a puffy white skirt resembling a cloud, some pink colored Mary-Jane shoes on her feet and a yellow shoulder bag. Bonnie was always trying to find a dream girl for Clemont, much to her brother's annoyance. Dedenne was a small, round, orange mouse-like Pokémon, whose whiskers were in shape of antennas. It had orange pouches on its cheeks that charge electricity, and its belly was a pale yellow. It had round black ears with light yellow insides, and a long black tail with a star-like tip. It had an aradicular tooth that can be seen on its upper jaw.
"I could use a vacation after winning the Kalos League and saving the world again. I need a break before setting off to the next region. That should give me and Serena time to build our romantic relationship. Don't you think, Pikachu?" asked Ash. "Pika," replied Pikachu. At that moment, Ash's childhood friend and now girlfriend, Serena, the Kalos Queen of Pokémon Showcases came running, looking excited. Serena was a girl around Ash's age with long honey blond hair and blue eyes. Her attire consisted of a light pink dress over a grayish-black tank-top with a white collar. The dress was tied at the collar with a blue ribbon. Over her dress, she wore a long red vest with large pockets. She also wore black stockings and brown boots. On her head, she wore a pink-red fedora with a black hatband, and carried a pink backpack with a black Poké Ball design to store her belongings.
"Ash, Pikachu, Clemont, Bonnie, I got exciting news!" said Serena. "What is it?" asked Ash. "When I went to do some shopping, I purchased a lottery ticket and we won a free vacation to Looney Tunes Land!" said Serena. "Looney Tunes Land?" asked Bonnie. "Denne?" asked Dedenne. "Looney Tunes Land is the home of the famous Looney Tunes, which is actually in the center of the Earth," said Serena. "The center of the Earth? How do people get there?" asked Ash. "Ever since this famous basketball game that Michael Jordon participated in took place there, they've built a special subway train that can take people to Looney Tunes land and back again," said Serena.
"So, what sites are there to see?" asked Ash. "I want to visit the capital of Looney Tunes Land, Acme Acres. They have some great shops there," said Serena. "From what I heard, isn't Acme Acres the home of the school known as Acme Looniversity?" asked Clemont. "The same," said Serena. "What kind of a school is Acme Looniversity?" asked Ash. "It's a school where toons can learn to be funny in show business. Despite its name, it's actually a high school, not a college. The teachers there are the Looney Tunes themselves, including Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote, Pepé Le Pew and more. The classes they teach include wise cracks, outwitting, tunnel painting, Fuddology, spotlight stealing, prop dropping, villain whopping, I could go on," explained Clemont. "Then what are we waiting for? Let's catch a train to Looney Tunes Land!" said Ash.
(End Music)
(Insert "Goofball Alert" from Pokémon)
But then, Pikachu's face started to pale. "What's the matter, Pikachu?" asked Ash. "Are you sure we should go there for our vacation?" asked Pikachu nervously. "What's wrong with Acme Acres?" asked Serena. "The truth is, I lived there before I became Ash's Pokémon," said Pikachu. "What is it about this place that's making you scared?" asked Clemont. "I thought you'd be happy to see your old home," said Bonnie. "Not if you know that there's a girl there, waiting to woo you . . . aggressively that is," said Pikachu. "Aaaaaawww. That's so romantic," said Bonnie. "No! Not for me!" said Pikachu. "Why not?" asked Serena. "'Cause she stinks!" said Pikachu. "Well that's not a nice thing to say," said Bonnie. "Well it's the truth! She stinks cause she's a skunk!" said Pikachu.
(End Music)
(Insert "Alouette")
"A skunk?!" asked Serena, Bonnie and Clemont. Ash wasn't surprised for some reason. "Yes. A French skunk named Fifi La Fume that is!" said Pikachu.
(End Music)
"Now how in the world did you get a skunk, of all creatures, to fall in love with you?" asked Clemont. Pikachu sighed. "I don't really want to remember what she put me through, but if you want to know, alright. It's because I saved her from a human girl who tried to force her to be her pet, stupidly thinking she was a cat. When I first met her, I was just a Pichu. I evolved into a Pikachu on the day I saved her," said Pikachu. And he began telling Ash and co. the tale. The screen suddenly froze and Buster and Babs appeared in front of the still picture. "Have you Tiny Toon fans always hated the ending of 'Out of Odor' due to Elmyra capturing Fifi?" asked Buster. "Of course you do. For next chapter, we're going to finally see the real ending of the controversial episode and see how Fifi escaped Elmyra's clutches just in time for 'Buttering up the Buttfields'. So sit back and start reading the next chapter," said Babs.
The stage has been set for Ash and his friends to take a vacation to Looney Tunes Land. I know you Fifi fans and Elmyra haters are going to enjoy reading the next chapter. I never saw 'Out of Odor', and I don't intend to, ever. So, next time, the real ending of one of the most controversial Tiny Toon episodes will be next. And it'll be very cathartic for you all.
