Update: After seeing the episode pictures of the first episode of the Sword and Shield Pokémon anime, I decided to change it so that in next chapter, Pikachu will start out as a Pichu when he comes to Fifi's rescue, but will evolve during the said rescue. Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy reading this chapter and see Elmyra get what's coming to her for treating Fifi badly.
Update: I decided to add something to take Elmyra's humiliation conga up to eleven.
Chapter 2: Out of Odor- The Real Ending
A week before Ash met Pikachu . . .
At Acme Acres, Pikachu was wandering in the city, looking for food. Back then, he was just a little Pichu. As a Pichu, he was a small, ground-dwelling rodent Pokémon with pale yellow fur. His ear tips, collar, and tail were black and angular. Pichu's pink cheek pouches can store small amounts of electricity, and its tiny nose looked like a dot. Pichu was classified as a quadruped, but it could walk easily on its hind legs. So far, he hadn't had that much luck finding food since he was far from the forest. Just then, he began to hear the voices of both Fifi La Fume and Elmyra Duff.
"Let me go! I'm naht a keetty! I'm a skunk!" cried Fifi. "You're such a kidder," said Elmyra. Pichu hid behind some trash cans and peeked up. He saw that Fifi was in Elmyra's grip. What was worse, Elmyra was also slamming her on the road too as she walked. Fifi looked different back then. She looked more like an ordinary skunk and didn't have the looks that she had today. She was slightly taller than Pichu, but would be around the size of a Pikachu. "I said let go of me!" said Fifi. Suddenly, Fifi grabbed onto a nearby street pole. "Le help! Le help! Sahmebahdy please help me!" sobbed Fifi loudly. Unfortunately, Elmyra made Fifi let go of the pole.
(Insert "Kanto Wild Pokémon Battle" from Pokémon)
After hearing Fifi's cries for help, Pichu knew he couldn't let her lose her freedom. And he couldn't stand to see her in pain. Despite being a young Pokémon, he had to do something. Pichu got angry as indicated by him clinching his fist and gritting his teeth. He decided to put an end to Elmyra's abuse toward Fifi. "Alright, you stupid human brat! You asked for it!" said Pichu. Relying on his instincts, Pichu jumped from his hiding place and began to charge at Elmyra at full speed. As Pichu ran, his body became surrounded by golden electricity. While covered in electricity, Pichu's body looked black and white. This was Pichu's Volt Tackle attack.
Before Elmyra could slam Fifi onto the ground again, Pichu rammed her right in the back, real hard. The stupid little girl yelped as she felt the blow. This caused her to let go of Fifi, sending her flying. Pichu's Volt Tackle also caused Elmyra to crash into the side of a car. Fifi screamed as she was falling. Moving quickly, Pichu caught Fifi in his arms, holding her above him. He gently put Fifi down to the ground. "Are you okay?" asked Pichu. "I ahm now, zanks to you," said Fifi. She began to blush pink due to Pichu's display of bravery. "Whaht ees your nahme? I weesh to know ze nahme of my rescuair," said Fifi. "I don't have an individual name. But I am a creature called Pichu," said Pichu. "Oh Peechu. A cute nahme fahr a cute boy. I'm Fifi La Fume by ze way," said Fifi.
Elmyra got back up after getting attacked. The instant she saw Pichu, she became infatuated by his cuteness. "Ooh! A big mouse! I'm gonna get two new pets today!" said Elmyra excitedly. Pichu stood in front of Fifi, with his arms spread out. "No way! I won't let you touch this skunkette! A beautiful girl like her shouldn't be caged against her will! She deserves freedom and happiness!" scolded Pichu. Ignorant of Pichu's words, Elmyra began to run toward the two. "Stand back. I'll handle her," said Pichu. "But you'll get cahptured!" cried Fifi, with concern in her voice. "I can handle her. I handled bullies bigger than her. I took down a black & white cat who made the big mistake of trying to eat me," said Pichu, winking at Fifi. Pichu was referring to Sylvester.
Pichu's cheeks began to spark. "Piiiiiiichuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" cried Pichu as he let out a Thunder Shock attack. The electricity zapped Elmyra with deadly accuracy. The stupid human girl screamed as she was electrocuted. Fifi was surprised by what Pichu just did. "Ooh la la! He cahn fire lightneeng!" cried Fifi. But suddenly, Pichu felt pain and fell down on the ground. "Sahcre bleu! Whaht hahppened?" asked Fifi. "Aaaw man. I forgot that I can't use electric attacks without getting shocked myself due to being young," said Pichu.
(End Music)
(Insert "Raid!" from Pokémon)
Just then, Fifi noticed that Elmyra was starting to get back up on her feet. She had some electric burns on her body. She noticed that Pichu was down for the count. "Nobody to save you now, kitty!" snickered Elmyra. But then, Fifi grabbed Pichu in her arms. "You're naht going to tahke me or ziss boy ahlive!" cried Fifi. She began to run for it, carrying Pichu with her. "Come back! I want to make you two my pets!" said Elmyra as she ran after Fifi and Pichu.
Fifi and Pichu ran until they turned into an alley. But unfortunately for the two, it was a dead. "Oh no! We're trahpped!" cried Fifi. Fifi looked back and saw Elmyra slowly advancing toward the two. "You won't escape me this time! You're going to be my pets forever and ever!" said Elmyra, grinning evilly. Fifi gasped and turned back to Pichu. "Oh Peechu! Please get bahck up ahnd fight! I dahn't wahnt to be trahpped weeth zat weetch!" cried Fifi. Out of desperation, Fifi then began to kiss Pichu on the lips.
(End Music)
(Insert "Evolution" from Pokémon)
As Fifi kissed Pichu, Pichu's body began to glow blue. The skunkette gasped when she saw what was happening. Elmyra's smile faded when she saw Pichu glowing too. "What the?!" asked Elmyra. Then, Pichu's body began to change in shape and size. "Whaht ees hahppeneeng to you?" asked Fifi. When the glowing stopped, Pichu was no longer a Pichu. He was now a Pikachu. Pikachu had a heroic smile on his face upon evolving.
(End Music)
(Insert "Pokémon Gym Theme" from Pokémon)
"Peechu . . . you've chahnged . . . ," said Fifi. "Evolved to be precise. And I'm no longer a Pichu. I am now . . . a Pikachu!" said Pikachu. Fifi's eyes turned heart shaped and her eye pupils turned into pink hearts. Her tongue drooped out real long and her heart pounded with love."Peekahchu. Zat's ahn even cutair nahme," said Fifi. "So what? You've changed in appearance. Doesn't matter. You're still going to be my pets once this day is over," said Elmyra. "Don't count your Torchics before they hatch, girl!" said Pikachu. Elmyra ran toward Pikachu. But Pikachu executed a Quick Attack to dodge her. He ran around the alley and charged at Elmyra. He rammed her right in the gut. Elmyra yelped as she felt the painful blow. This sent her crashing into some trash cans. Elmyra recovered. "Yuck!" said Elmyra as she shook a banana peel off of her head.
Pikachu's cheeks began to spark once again. "Pikaaaachuuuuuuu!" cried Pikachu as he let off a Thunder Shock attack. Elmyra screamed as she was zapped silly. You could even see her skeleton in traditional cartoon fashion. Now that Pichu was now a Pikachu, he was now had better control over his electricity so there was no recoil. Fifi watched as Pikachu zapped Elmyra. "My hero," said Fifi. Her cheeks started to blush pink again and pink hearts floated above the skunkette. "I defeenitely wahnt heem ahs my boyfriend. He's naht just hahndsahme, but strahng too," said Fifi. After the zapping, Elmyra was black as soot. Pikachu laughed at her.
"Now to mahke our escahpe," said Fifi. She grabbed a nearby bucket of black paint and a paintbrush. She painted a false tunnel on the wall. Pikachu was surprised by this. "Cahme on. We cahn entair through here," said Fifi. Although Pikachu didn't fully understand Looney Tunes physics, he understood that Fifi was telling the truth. Fifi and Pikachu entered the fake tunnel. Elmyra recovered and saw the two entering the tunnel. "You won't escape me that easily!" said Elmyra. She dashed toward the false tunnel. But when she got closer, WHAM! She crashed into the false tunnel, face first. She peeled off the wall, all dazed and with birds flying above her head.
(End Music)
(Insert "Gordon's Theme" from Thomas & Friends)
Suddenly, an express train exited out of the tunnel. It ran over Elmyra without even realizing it. It was being pulled by a big, sentient blue Triang LNER A1 class steam engine with red stripes and the number "4" painted on the sides of his tender. He was pulling six green & custard yellow SR Maunsell Coaches. The engine's name was Gordon and he was proud of being one of the few engines on Sir Topham Hatt's railway strong enough to pull the express. "Express coming through!" said Gordon. Fifi and Pikachu had actually hitched a ride on Gordon's train. Pikachu waved bye bye to Elmyra, while Fifi laughed at her getting squashed. After Gordon and the express passed by, Elmyra was completely flat as a pancake. "Ow," she groaned.
(End Music)
(Insert "Reunion" from Pokémon)
It was nighttime when Fifi and Pikachu arrived back to Fifi's Cadillac at the Acme Acres Junkyard. "You live in an abandoned Cadillac in the junkyard?" asked Pikachu. "Wee. I know eet's naht much, but eet's hahme," said Fifi. "Anyway, I better get going," said Pikachu. He was about to leave when Fifi grabbed him by the hand. "Wait. Will I evair see you ahgain?" asked Fifi. "Well, I sometimes hang out at the Acme Acres park," said Pikachu. "Zank you fahr sahveeng me frahm Elmyra. I zought my freedahm wahs gahne fahrevair. But I ahm sahfe zanks to you," said Fifi. The purple skunkette then gave Pikachu a big kiss on his cheek, leaving a pink lipstick mark. This caused Pikachu to blush pink. Fifi giggled at Pikachu's reaction. Pikachu then began to leave. "Le sigh. He's so cute . . . ahnd hahndsahme," said Fifi. Then, her eyes turned into pink hearts. "I sink I'm een lahve weeth zat Peekahchu," said Fifi.
(Insert "The Joker's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
Meanwhile, in the city, Batman driving his Batmobile was chasing the Joker who was driving the Jokermobile. It looked like the one that could be won as a prize during the whole "Joker's Wild" scandal. But the Clown Prince of Crime had customized it with missile launchers at both the front and the back. The Joker laughed as he fired some missiles from the rear cannon. Batman maneuvered the Batmobile to dodge the missiles. Instead, the missiles hit the float that Elmyra stole to try to catch Fifi earlier. The float was blasted into smithereens. "Whoops. Missed," said the Joker.
(End Music)
Later, Fifi got ready for bed and was wearing a pink nightgown. Before going to bed, she turned on the TV to see what was going on with the news. "This is just in. Local animal lover, Elmyra Duff had been run over by a speeding express train that came out of a painted tunnel. She is now being escorted to the Acme Acres Hospital," said the news reporter. Fifi saw on the TV that Elmyra being carried into the ambulance on a stretcher by the medics. Elmyra was in a full body cast too. And the driver of the ambulance was Little Beeper. Fifi snickered due to what happened to Elmyra. "Best news I've heard ahll day. Serves hair right," said Fifi.
The ambulance started to drive away, but unfortunately, it hit a nearby fire hydrant. This caused the stretcher that Elmyra was strapped to roll out of the ambulance. The stretcher came to a stop after it hit a pothole and it tipped over. The straps broke lose and Elmyra rolled down the street yelping.
(Insert "The Joker's Theme" from Batman the Animated Series)
Suddenly, and without warning, the Jokermobile hit Elmyra, sending her flying and screaming. She hit a nearby fire escape and fell into a dumpster. She groaned before the dumpster lid slammed on her head and closed up. "Watch it, you road hog!" said the Joker. He then laughed at what happened to Elmyra, but not for long. The Jokermobile destroyed the stretcher with a crunch, with some of the pieces popping the tires. The Joker screamed as the Jokermobile skidded out of control and crashed into the wall of a building. The airbag set off after the crash. "Why so serious," said the Joker in his daze. He fell unconscious afterwards.
(End Music)
The Batmobile came to a stop and Batman got out to arrest the Joker. The whole thing was broadcast on TV too. "Justice hurts, no? Looks like I'll be dreameeng sweet dreams tahnight," said Fifi. Fifi then turned off the TV and the lights of her Cadillac. She pulled the covers over her, used her tail as a pillow and went to sleep. Buster and Babs Bunny (No relation) happened to be outside of the Acme Acres Junkyard. "And that's how you fix the ending of a controversial episode," said Buster. "Next chapter, we're about to see an untold tale of not just Fifi, but Pikachu too," said Babs.
I had so much fun writing this chapter. Pikachu gave Elmyra what was coming to her. I couldn't resist the cameo from Gordon the Big Engine. Next chapter will show Fifi's attempt to woo Pikachu, which will show why Pikachu's afraid of the sexy skunkette.
