Chapter 4: The Love Letter

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"And then of course, I found my way to the surface and ran into Professor Oak and he brought me to Kanto," said Pikachu. "And if I remember, Fifi was the same skunkette that chased you when you, Misty and Brock were painted like skunks back at Celadon City. Misty was chased by a male, French skunk named Pepé Lew Pew.. As for Brock, he was chased by this pink skunkette. But that time, you along with Misty and Brock deserved it for not siding me with me during the whole Celadon affair," said Ash. "What do you mean?" asked Serena. "That's another story for another time. Fifi also was one of the people who came to the rescue when Team Rocket tricked an amnesic Pikachu into trying to kill my friends and I in public. Pepé was there too. Team Rocket believed if they killed us in public, the whole world would give into their demands. But it backfired and the friends I made over the course of my journey so far came to stop them. Fifi was also the one who restored Pikachu's memories by kissing him. After his memory was restored, Pikachu destroyed their robot since they forgot to Pika Proof it. And the resulting explosion left them injured for a while. Not to mention he totally thrashed Meowth since he was the one who manipulated him. We didn't encounter them again until the final battle with both Team Magma and Team Aqua," said Ash. He paused.

"And as you all remember, we encountered Fifi again during our Kalos Journey, when Team Rocket tried to frame us by brutally hurting other people posing as us in order to get us to lose possession of our Pokémon. They also did it so that they could trick Clemont into building a better robot. But of course, this skunk superheroine named Scentanna, the Maiden of Musk came and totally thrashed them and their robot in front of the people Team Rocket terrorized. I assume that she must really be Fifi since the one she was really determined to bring to justice was James' Inkay since it impersonated Pikachu. She totally thrashed Inkay to the point that it had to be put in a full body cast. And after that, Team Rocket and their Pokémon were put in stocks so that people can pelt them with fruit to punish them. We were the ones who really enjoyed pelting them. Another sign that Scentanna is really Fifi is that before she left, she kissed Pikachu on the forehead," said Ash.

"Now do you see why I don't want to go back to Acme Acres? I still have nightmares of her every now and then of her chasing me," said Pikachu. "Don't be such a wimp, Pikachu. We have your back. Besides, you did actually go on a date after she saved from the path of evil," said Ash. "But that was so that she would stop pestering me," said Pikachu. "And also because her date with this skunk movie star she admired ended badly when she found out how selfish he was. Besides, dating her was the right way to thank her for saving you from yourself. And you spent the rest of the summer with her when she traveled with us until after the Hoenn Grand Festival," said Ash. "I'm not going back! And there's nothing and no one who can change my mind," said Pikachu stubbornly.

Just then, something zipped up behind Pikachu. It was Little Beeper carrying a mail bag. "Beep beep!" said Little Beeper, startling Pikachu. He was so startled that he jumped into the air and landed on the ground with a loud THUD! Little Beeper just snickered. "What's that?" asked Bonnie. "It's a Roadrunner," said Clemont. Little Beeper then took out an envelope and handed it to Pikachu. "For me?" asked Pikachu. Little Beeper nodded. Pikachu saw the return address on the envelope. When he saw who it was from, his eyes widened in horror. "Oh no! It's from Fifi! This must be a mushy love letter!" cried Pikachu in panic. "Beep beep!" said Little Beeper as he raced off into the distance. "Wow. He's really fast," said Ash. Serena then took the envelope from Pikachu. "Let's see what it says," said Serena. Serena opened the letter. The letter was hand written and part of the bottom actually had a pink kiss mark on it. She began to read it, in her best fake French accent.

(Insert "Alouette")

Dear Peekahchu,

Do you remembair me? Ze skunkette zat you sahved frahm zat diable, Elmyra Duff seex years ahgo? I steell remembair you. I sink ahbout you ahlmahst every day. Especially ahftair our rahmahnteec dahte bahck aht Hoenn. Do you sink ahbout me? I've good news ahnd bahd news. Ze good news ees zat I ahlahng weeth mahst of my fellow students hahve recently grahduated frahm Ahcme Looniverseety. Ze bahd news ees zat ahll ze boys hahve been tahken fahr ze grahduation dahnce een two days. So, I wahs hahpeeng you'd cahme to Ahcme Ahcres ahnd be my dahte fahr ze dahnce. Life ees ze misery weethout you. Le boo hoo hoo. I do hahpe you cahme bahck. I'd ahppreciate eet eef you cahme ahnd ahgree to be my dahte een persahn. Sink ahbout eet. I'll be waiteeng fahr you.

Lahve,

Fifi La Fume

P.S.,

XOXO

(End Music)

Pikachu pulled on his ears. "This can't be happening to me! I couldn't stand her stench for more than a minute as evidenced when I fainted during the kiss on our date back at Hoenn! And now she expects me to put up with it for an entire night?! And she asked me to say my answer about if I want to go out with her in person!" cried Pikachu. "Come on, Pikachu. Give her a chance," said Serena. "I decided to give a relationship with Serena a shot. I think it would make her very happy if you come," said Ash. "Besides, you owe Fifi for saving your good name months ago. And I don't think she's going to take no for an answer this time. So you have to meet her in person so she'll know your answer," said Serena. Pikachu sighed in defeat. "Oh alright. Just don't make me regret it," said Pikachu. "Next stop, Looney Tunes Land!" said Ash.

(Insert "Team Rocket's Secret Strategy" from Pokémon)

Little did our heroes know that they were being spied on by their enemies, Jessie, James and Meowth. They were agents of the criminal organization, Team Rocket. Jessie was a woman with magenta hair & blue eyes and she also wore red lipstick and green earrings. James was a man with blue hair & green eyes. Both Jessie and James wore white & black uniforms with a red R on them. Meowth was a Pokémon with a feline appearance, resembling a small house cat. He stood on his hind legs. He had cream-colored fur, which turned brown at its paws and tail tip. His oval-shaped head featured four prominent whiskers, no nose, black-and-brown ears, and a glimmering gold oval coin (also known as a "charm") embedded in his forehead. He was capable of retracting the claws on his fore- and hind-paws and bringing them out again when needed. He was actually capable of speaking full english. They were always trying to steal Ash's Pikachu, thinking he was rare and valuable. But that was all in their heads.

"Did you hear that?" asked Meowth. "Yes. The twerp quadrio are heading to some place called Looney Tunes Land," said Jessie. "We'll intercept them there and steal their Pokémon once and for all!" said James. And they began to formulate their plot. And once we arrive to Looney Tunes Land, it'll be time to finally settle an old score, thought Meowth. But little did the three idiots know that once they arrive in Looney Tunes Land, trying to steal Pikachu was going to become a lot harder.

(End Music)

Meanwhile at Acme Acres, Fifi La Fume was walking home, thinking about Pikachu. "Le sigh. Oh Peekahchu. I do hahpe you cahme bahck ahnd tahke me out to ze dahnce," said Fifi. "In your dreams, loser," said a voice. Fifi turned around and saw whom the voice belonged to. It was a tall, beautiful and voluptuous skunkette with pink fur and white hair. She wore a dark green leotard with a sweetheart neckline, a black sash and purple eyeshadow. Like the other toons, she had changed in appearance in the last couple of years. The pink skunkette had grown more curvy. She had full lips, which were bigger than Fifi's (Kind of the size of Jessica Rabbit's lips). She usually wore magenta lipstick on her lips.

"Whaht do you mean, een my dreams, Beembette?" asked Fifi. "That Pikachu you have your eyes on, he like, encountered me while he was traveling with his Trainer in the Sinnoh Region. He probably doesn't want to admit it, but he probably views me as the more beautiful skunk," said Bimbette. "He does naht! He likes me mahre zan you!" said Fifi. "And how do you know that?" asked Bimbette, with a smirk. "He went out on a dahte weeth me ahftair ze bahttle of Leelycahve Ceety! But deed he dahte you?" asked Fifi. "Well, I . . . um . . . ," said Bimbette. "Ahh-ha! He nevair dahted you, hahsn't he. Well let me tell you sahmetheeng. I wrahte a lahve lettair to heem eenveeting heem to ze dahnce ahnd he'll ahsk me out," said Fifi, doing a smirk of her own.

"Oh yeah? When Pikachu sees how beautiful I've grown since he last saw me, he's going to, like, be head over heels for me and ask me out to the dance instead of you. You don't have a chance with him. You couldn't hold onto neither Johnny Pew nor Hamton and you won't be able to hold onto Pikachu," said Bimbette. Tears began to form in Fifi's eyes. "You're wrahng! Peekahchu does lahve me! He does!" said Fifi. Fifi then began to run off crying. Bimbette smiled, confident that Pikachu will be her's once he comes.


Now that Pikachu got the love letter from Fifi, Ash and his friends now have further motivation to go to Looney Tunes Land besides the tickets that Serena won. Flashbacks of the three other events that Ash and co. encountered Fifi will be shown in later chapters or stories. And as usual, Team Rocket are plotting to steal Pikachu and their Pokémon again. But once they get there, those three idiots will learn the hard way that Looney Tunes Land is not the place for them, if you know what I mean. As you can see Bimbette Skunk also has her eyes on Pikachu too. A flashback in a later chapter will explain why she likes him. To answer the question that a guest reviewer asked if Fifi will encounter Dawn's Buneary, you'll have to wait til toward the end of the story for her to appear. Next chapter is going to be funny one too.