Chapter 5: Nightmare and Pep Talk
That night, Pikachu couldn't really sleep due to the fact he was going to see Fifi La Fume again soon. As a matter of fact, Pikachu was having a Fifi related nightmare.
(Insert "Here Comes the Bride")
He found himself in front of Acme Looniversity and he was dressed in a wedding tuxedo. "WHAT THE?!" asked Pikachu when he saw what he was wearing. He looked and saw Bugs Bunny dressed as a wedding priest. The one playing the wedding music on the organ was actually Wile E. Coyote. He looked the other direction and saw Ash and all his friends as well as everybody who lived in Acme Acres were gathered. Elmyra was straightjacketed with belts tied around the jacket, chained to a cart and gagged. Pikachu then saw Fifi walking toward him, wearing a beautiful wedding dress and makeup, which consisted of pink lipstick, purple eyeshadow and blush. Pepé Le Pew was the best man for the wedding. Pikachu tried to run, but he couldn't cause his feet was glued to the ground. He saw the one who glued his feet was Daffy Duck. He raised his eyebrows. Very soon, Fifi was near Pikachu.
(End Music)
Bugs Bunny began to recite the ceremony speech. "Gaddered toons, we are gaddered here tuh celebrate de joinin' of two lovers in holy matrimony. If dere is anybody who objects, please speak up," said Bugs. At that moment, Team Rocket appeared. "We object!" said Meowth. "Only we know what's best for Pikachu!" said Jessie. "He doesn't need a wife, he needs a position on Team Rocket!" cried James. "Throw ze bums out," said Fifi. At that moment, Arnold the Pit Bull, Hector the Bulldog and Gossamer appeared to throw Team Rocket out. Arnold was a white, male, muscular pit bull, who was usually shown wearing sunglasses and spoke in a thick German accent. Hector was a grayish-brown, muscle bound bulldog. Gossamer was a hairy, red-orange monster. His body was perched on two giant tennis shoes, and his heart-shaped face was composed of only two oval eyes and a wide mouth, with two hulking arms ending in dirty, clawed fingers. The three grabbed Team Rocket and threw them into the air. "Look's like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" cried Team Rocket. And they disappeared into the distance.
"Fifi La Fume, do yuh take Pikachu tuh be your beloved husband? " asked Bugs. "I do," said Fifi lovingly. "Pikachu, do yuh take Fifi La Fume tuh be your beloved wife?" asked Bugs. Pikachu tried to say, "I don't", but a zipper suddenly appeared out of nowhere and zipped his mouth shut. "I'll take dat as a yes. I know pronounce yuh husband and wife," said Bugs. He turned to Fifi. "Yuh may kiss de groom all ovuh de face," said Bugs.
(Insert "Wedding March" from A Midsummer Night's Dream)
"Le squee!" cried Fifi happily. The beautiful skunkette scooped Pikachu into her arms. Once she did, she gave Pikachu a big kiss on the lips and started to kiss him all over. Once again, Pikachu's face was getting covered in Fifi's lipstick. Pikachu squealed in panic as Fifi kissed him. Everybody began to clap and cheer for Fifi and Pikachu. As Fifi kissed Pikachu, she then tossed the wedding bouquet. All the ladies held out their arms, ready to catch the bouquet. The one who caught it was actually Furrball. "Meow?" asked Furrball in confusion. Pikachu screamed as Fifi continued to kiss him.
(End Music)
Suddenly, Pikachu woke up and fell out of the bed. "Son of a . . . !" cried Pikachu. Everybody else wasn't woken up. Well, except for Ash's Charizard. Ash's Greninja came out of his meditation. Charizard was a draconic, bipedal Pokémon. It was primarily orange with a cream underside from the chest to the tip of its tail. It had a long neck, small purple eyes, slightly raised nostrils, and two horn-like structures protruding from the back of its rectangular head. There were two fangs visible in the upper jaw when its mouth was closed. Two large wings with blue-green undersides sprouted from its back, and a horn-like appendage jutted out from the third joint of each wing. A single wing-finger was visible through the center of each wing membrane. Charizard's arms were short and skinny compared to its robust belly, and each limb had three white claws. It had stocky legs with cream-colored soles on each of its plantigrade feet. The tip of its long, tapering tail burned with a sizable flame.
Greninja was a bipedal, frog-like Pokémon. It was mostly dark blue with a yellow chest, a white triangular marking over each eye, a light blue four-pointed star on each thigh, and yellow on the lower half of its face. It had red eyes with white pupils and its mouth was hidden behind a large, pink tongue that wrapped around its neck and extended outward behind its head like a scarf. Running down the middle of its head was a fin-like extension, and there was a similar fin on each side of its head. Light blue webbing connected its head fins. There was a large, white bubble-like bump on each elbow and knee. Its back feet had two toes, while its front feet had three toes. Each digit had a bulbous tip and yellow webbing.
"Yo, Pikachu. What happened?" asked Greninja. "I had the worst nightmare in my entire life," said Pikachu. "What happened? You encountered a very scary Pokémon?" asked Charizard. "You witnessed the end of the world?" asked Greninja. "Worse. I got married to Fifi La Fume!" cried Pikachu. Charizard and Greninja were silent and they just looked at each other. The two suddenly began to laugh at Pikachu. But their laughing wasn't enough to wake up Ash & co. "Why are you so afraid of getting married to this Fifi La Fume?" asked Greninja. "She's a skunk. I can't be near that girl without smelling her horrible musk. It's like my nose is getting hammered or getting cut by a chainsaw. And she's a very aggressive kisser," said Pikachu. "Pikachu, I thought I'd never say this, but you're being a total wuss. Romance isn't as bad as you think. I mean, when Charla was first falling for me, I was reluctant to start a romantic relationship with her. But I found it isn't that bad," said Charizard. "That's because Charla doesn't have a horrible smell, unlike Fifi. And tomorrow, we're going to her home at Acme Acres," said Pikachu.
"Ash once told me about Fifi and why she likes you. During your stay, you're going to have to man up and give her a chance," said Greninja. Charizard then got a sneaky idea. "'Cause if you don't, I'm going to have to horde all the ketchup," said Charizard. Pikachu's face paled at that idea. "You wouldn't!" cried Pikachu. "Try me," said Charizard. Pikachu sighed. "Fine. I'll try to talk to her," said Pikachu. "Do or do not. There is no try," said Greninja.
This chapter I wrote to show that Pikachu's afraid of meeting Fifi again. Charizard and Greninja are just two more individuals who want Pikachu to give Fifi a chance, considering Charizard's a married er. . . Pokémon. For those who are wondering about when I plan on writing my Tiny Toons Season 4 fanfic that I mentioned in the author's notes in the prologue, I plan on writing the first episode after the conclusion to the final match in the Alola League airs this Sunday. The reason is that I plan to have the first episode be a fictional account that explains how this fanfic along with the fourth season came to be ala "The Looney Beginning". And it'll show that Ash has had it up to here not being allowed to win a league and I'm going to portray the executives as complete jerks and it'll make their comeuppance the more sweeter. But anyway, next chapter, our heroes (along with Team Rocket) will set foot on Looney Tunes Land. This chapter will set up the start of the increasing of Team Rocket's bad luck . . .
