Chapter 7: Team Rocket in Wackyland

Meanwhile, the delivery truck arrived at Wackyland and dropped off the crates that Team Rocket were hiding in. The large crate was off theirs now. "One more time . . . ," groaned Meowth. "One . . . two . . . three!" said Team Rocket. They finally jumped out of the crate. The three thieves took a look at their surroundings. The environment was totally bizarre and surreal looking. "Where the heck are we?!" asked Jessie. "And why does everything look so topsy turvy?" asked Meowth. James then saw a large sign. "According to this sign, we're in a place called Wackyland. The motto of this place is 'it can happen here' Population: 100 nuts and a squirrel. It also says, 'Enter at the risk of your sanity'," said James. "What can happen?" asked Jessie.

Suddenly, Team Rocket heard some snarling. "What was that?" asked Meowth, looking scared. Then, out of nowhere came a red monster. It snarled and roared at Team Rocket. The thieving trio screamed at the sight of the monster. They were so scared that they jumped onto each other. The monster continued snarling until it became effeminate and said "Boo" in a girly voice. It began to dance away, while a wolf whistle sounded in the background.

(Insert "Today's Pokémon Curiosity" from Pokémon)

Then, the baffled Team Rocket trio saw more of the residents of Wackyland. Nearby, a creature rose out of a tall flower, playing "The William Tell Overture", using his nose as a flute. The creature launched into a wild drum solo, played a tiny piano, and played its nose like a horn, which brought out a group of odd creatures. First, there were two walking WB logos (the classic shield logo from the cartoons, as evidenced by the red and white coloring, and the 1970-80s logo, commonly referred to as the "Big W", also the former corporate logo for Warner Communications before it merged with Time in 1989 to form today's TimeWarner) hitting each other with mallets.

Next, there was a rabbit dangling in midair from a swing that seemed to be threaded through its own ears, a small creature wearing large female mannequin legs who encouraged the rabbit to swing faster, a peacock with a fantail of cards, an upside-down creature walking with giant bare feet in his hands while wearing a hat on his rear end, a goofy-looking creature wearing large glasses in a small pot, a scooter-like creature, a creature with two steamboat pipes on his back, a four-legged creature with a waffle iron-like mouth and a round creature with long legs on its sides. There was also an angry criminal imprisoned behind a free-floating barred window that he held in his hands, shouting, "Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!" A small policeman on a wheel appeared and hit him on the head with a large stick. As Team Rocket looked around, they saw more wacky and weird creatures. There was a duck singing "Mammy! Mammy! Mammy!", a horn-headed creature and a conjoined cat and dog hybrid creature spinning around like a tornado while they fought. One of the weirdest things Team Rocket saw was the Wackyland Rubber Band, which were marching instruments made out of rubber bands. There was also a talking Sphinx, a dragon, a Pegasus, a private eye (Which was a giant eyeball with arms, legs and wearing a hat), and other such creatures. "This is too weird for me," said Jessie.

(End Music)

"Or do you mean, too wacky?" asked a voice. Team Rocket turned around and saw the voice belonged to Gogo. "Who are you supposed to be?" asked James. "I'm Gogo Dodo, the last of the dodos," replied Gogo. He began to say "dodododo" repeatedly before letting out a loud "wwwooooooooooo!", causing Team Rocket to jump up and fall down. Gogo then ran off. "Wait a minute. The world thinks dodos are extinct right?" asked Meowth. "Right," said Jessie & James. "If we can catch him and bring him back to the surface, we can make lots of money!" cried Meowth. Team Rocket then had dollar signs in their eyes. "Let's catch him!" cried Team Rocket. And they began to chase after Gogo.

(Insert "Devil's Gallop")

Gogo however was too clever for the three thieves. He used the same tricks his father, Yoyo used to outwit Porky Pig years ago. Gogo began to run up the inside of a giant broken barrel. Team Rocket crashed into the side instead of running it up like he did. Gogo then stopped running. "Hocus, pocus, presto!" said Gogo as he made a large pencil appear. He then drew a door in front of him. Instead of opening it and running through, he reached down and lifted up the bottom edge of the door like a curtain, darted underneath and let it snap back into place for Team Rocket to bump into. The three thieves tried to open it, but it was locked tight. Gogo watched from a window that was standing in thin air. The dodo whistled to get Team Rocket's attention. Team Rocket dashed for the window as Gogo went away from it. Jessie, James and Meowth started to climb into the window. Gogo exited out of the door and he kicked all three of them in the butts, knocking them through the window.

Next, Gogo went into an elevator that was in the middle of nowhere. "Going up!" said Gogo. Team Rocket tried to follow him, but the elevator door closed on them and they crashed into it instead. They watched as they elevator went up. "Great! Now how are we going to catch him?!" asked Jessie. Suddenly, the WB shield appeared out of nowhere and Gogo emerged from it with a slingshot. He then used it sling Team Rocket into the ground, with their legs sticking out. Gogo and the WB shield then disappeared again. Team Rocket resumed chasing after Gogo upon recovering. He stopped and Team Rocket bumped into his butt and they stumbled back. Gogo ran until he stopped at a cliff. He was trapped. "Now we got you, dodo!" said James. "There's no escape for you this time!" said Jessie. "Surrender!" said Meowth. Team Rocket then charged at Gogo. Suddenly, he lifted the environment in front of him, revealing more solid ground and resumed running. "Hey, that's cheating!" cried Meowth. "No it's not. It's one of the many feats a toon can do," said Gogo. Gogo then pulled a brick wall in front of Team Rocket. Jessie, James and Meowth crashed into the brick wall and they got buried in bricks.

(End Music)

The Team Rocket trio emerged from the brick pile, dazed. Gogo sat on top of a cloud and dropped three more bricks. Team Rocket saw the bricks falling toward them. But suddenly, parachutes sprouted out of them. Jessie, James and Meowth began to laugh, thinking they were safe. Suddenly, the three bricks opened up to reveal the real bricks. Each one fell and bonked Jessie, James and Meowth on the heads, causing bumps to appear on their heads. They then fell unconscious.


Team Rocket's bad luck is starting to take a very looney turn. But their bad lack is far from over. In future chapters, it'll get even worse for them. Next chapter will be the actual reunion between Pikachu and Fifi La Fume.