Here's the latest chapter of my Tiny Toons and Pokémon Crossover. And just in time for Christmas too. This chapter will contain some minor spoilers for episodes I plan in my upcoming TTA Season 4 fanfic. But anyway, sit back and enjoy reading this newest chapter.
Chapter 15: The Date
Meanwhile, Fifi La Fume arrived outside of her house. The house was painted pink and it was indeed surrounded by an electric fence. Attached to it was a door bell and a security camera. There was a mail slot in the door of the electric fence. It even had a watch tower. Fifi then put her hand on a hand print identification device. After that, she had her eye scanned by an eye scanner. The light on the fence turned green and the fence opened. Fifi went into the border of her fence and the door to the fence closed behind her. Fifi then went inside her house. Fifi wasn't the only one who was living with her currently. Waiting for her was an older skunkette and she was more beautiful than both Fifi and Bimbette combined. Her fur was a darker shade of purple and her long hair was a bright shade of pink. Like Fifi and Bimbette, she had a pair of luscious lips. Her eyes were green and she had a mole on the left of her lower lip. She wore a red dress along with red high heels, a blue pearl necklace and blue pearls in her hair. As for her makeup, she wore pink lipstick and blue eyeshadow. This skunkette was Fifi's mother; Fleur La Fume. She started staying with Fifi at her Cadillac a couple of years back to keep her company. Her father lived in Paris. When Fleur first moved to Acme Acres, she decided that Fifi had to live some place cleaner than the Acme Acres Junkyard. She also wanted her daughter to be safer since Elmyra knew where Fifi lived. So, Fifi and her mother purchased a house in the middle of the city, next to Mary Melody's apartment. The electric fence was relocated there too and the Cadillac was moved to the garage. Fleur was sitting on the living room couch, reading a book.
Also with Fleur were two avian Pokémon called Spritzee. They were the same species, but they were different colors. The first one was pink, which the second was purple. Both of their faces were taken up by their white, slightly curved beaks, which slightly resembled a plague doctor's mask. The pink one had red-orange eyes with long black lashes, while the purple one's was yellow. On top of their heads were curly tuft of feathers and they had small wings. The pink one's feet were light purple with no visible digits, the purple one's feet was dark pink.
"Mahthair, Peenky, Violet, I'm hahme," called Fifi. Fleur put down her book and saw her daughter. "Bahnjour, Fifi dahrleeng. You seem pretty hahppy tahday," said Fleur. "Spritzee," said the two Pokémon. "I ahm, mahthair. Remembair zat Peekahchu I tahld you ahbout who sahved me frahm Elmyra years ahgo?" asked Fifi. "Wee," said Fleur. "He's cahme bahck aht lahst! Leettle Beepair hahd successfully delivered ze lahve lettair to heem ahnd now he ahlahng weeth Ahsh ahnd sahme othair friends ahre here een Ahcme Ahcres. He ahsked me out to deennair tahnight! Ahnd I'll ahsk heem out to ze dahnce tahmorrow night! Le swoon!" cried Fifi. Mrs. La Fume giggled due to Fifi's behavior. "Eet's great zat you finahlly found a boy who's tahken nahtice of you," said Fleur. She kissed her daughter on the cheeks. Pinky and Violet perched on Fifi's shoulders and began to rub against her cheeks affectionately. Fifi giggled due to the two Pokémon showing their affection for her.
Just then, the two skunkettes and two Spritzees heard the door bell ring. "Who ees eet?" asked Fifi, through a speaker. "It's me, Ash Ketchum. Pikachu, Serena and I are here," said Ash. "And we got you your new dress," said Pikachu. "I just need to cahnfeerm zat you ahre Ahsh, Peekahchu ahnd Serena. Evair seence Elmyra eempersahnahted Pepé to get to me, I'm naht tahkeeng ahny chahnces," said Fifi.
Fifi activated a bio scanner and it began to scan Pikachu, Ash and Serena. After the scanning was done, a green light flashed and there was a ding. "Okay. You ahre ze real ones," said Fifi. "And you know because?" asked Serena. "Ahsh, you keep your Pahkédex een your left pahcket. Peekahchu, your bahdy temperahture ees nahrmahl. Ahnd Serena, your bahdy temperahture ees nahrmahl too. You may cahme een," said Fifi. She pressed a button and a door to the fence opened. Ash, Pikachu and Serena entered.
Ash, Pikachu and Serena arrived to the front door of the house. The one who opened the door was Fleur. "Bahnjour," said Fleur. "Are you . . . ?" asked Serena. "Wee. I ahm Fleur La Fume, Fifi's mahthair," said Fleur. "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me you're the Fleur La Fume, the famous skunkette chef?!" asked Serena excitedly. "Ze sahme. I decided to stay weeth Fifi dureeng hair finahl years aht Ahcme Looniverseety to keep hair cahmpahny. My husbahnd ees bahck aht Pahrees. Come on in," said Fleur. She led the three into her home. Fifi La Fume was waiting for them.
"Bahnjour, my friends," said Fifi. "Bonjour," said Ash, Pikachu & Serena. Just then, Ash noticed the two Spritzees with Fifi. "Hey, I see you have some Spritzees," said Ash. "Wee. I obtained zem weeth ze help of Mahry Melahdy. Seence ze two cahn emeet sweet smells, zey go weeth me whenevair I go on a dahte to keep my own smell een check," said Fifi. "Yeah. I remember when you traveled with us in Hoenn, your smell always seem to go off whenever you're all lovey dovey around Pikachu," said Ash. Serena handed Pikachu the bag with Fifi's new dress. "Anyway, Fifi. Here is your new dress to replace the one I accidentally ruined. I hope you'll like it," said Pikachu. Fifi took a peek in the bag and saw it. "Ooh la la. Eet looks beauteeful. Ahnd eet looks like eet hahs new ahddeetions," said Fifi. "This version of the dress was imported from the city of Canterlot," said Serena. "I'll go chahnge eento eet right now," said Fifi. And she went upstairs to her room to change into the dress.
Ash, Pikachu, Serena and Fleur sat down as they waited for Fifi to get changed. "My name is Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town. You remember we kinda met during the affair where Elmyra tried to get Fifi by suing her. Although, since I was Sinnoh at that time, we used a video camera to communicate with everybody at court. I happen to be the recent Kalos League champion," said Ash. "I'm Serena, the Kalos Queen of Pokémon showcases and Ash's girlfriend," said Serena. Fleur walked up to Pikachu. "I know who you ahre. You're Ahsh's Peekahchu, whahm my daughtair ees een lahve weeth," said Fleur. She picked up Pikachu and began to hug him. Pikachu began to blush pink. "My daughtair tahld me ahbout how you brahvely cahme to hair rescue ahll zose years ahgo. Ahnd I'm very grahteful fahr zat, cutie pie," said Fleur. She then kissed both Pikachu's cheeks, staining them with her lipstick. "Aaw shucks," said Pikachu, blushing even more. "Why'd you kiss him on both cheeks?" asked Ash. "Eet's French keesseeng. Keesseeng a persahn's bahth cheeks ees how eet's dahne," said Fleur. She then cleaned Pikachu's cheeks and handed him back to Ash.
(Insert "Love Theme" from Romeo & Juliet Tchaikovsky)
At that moment, Fifi was coming down the stairs, ready to go out on her date with Pikachu. She looked beautiful in her new version of her sparkly red dress. For this one had beautiful gems sown on part of the dress. The scoop neckline was revealing. Like last time, she wore a gold bracelet on her left arm, a red bow on her hair as well as ruby red lipstick. But in addition, she wore red eyeshadow and blush. The beautiful skunkette walked in a very seductive manner as she came down. Pikachu's face blushed pink at the sight of Fifi in her dress. "Whaht do you sink, Peekahchu?" asked Fifi. "Y-y-you look ravishing in red, Fifi," said Pikachu. "Merci. Ze gemstahnes mahke ze dress even mahre beauteeful," said Fifi, doing a twirl. "Rarity does like to add them to her dress designs," said Serena. "Cahme here so I cahn zank you prahperly fahr ziss new dress, you cutie," said Fifi. She began to do the come here finger gesture and made some kissy faces. Pikachu gulped nervously and walked toward Fifi.
As Pikachu got closer, Fifi kneeled down with arms open. Once Pikachu was close enough, she picked him up. Fifi puckered her ruby red lips and began to deliver a big kiss on Pikachu's right cheek. "Wait, Fifi! You're going to get shocked again!" cried Ash. Everybody waited nervously for something to happen. But the shock didn't come. Fifi then broke the kiss. Fifi's kiss left a red kiss mark on Pikachu's right cheek. But since Pikachu's cheek was also red, it was hard to see it though. Pikachu started to blush pink due to Fifi's kiss. "Eet wahrks. Eet ahctually wahrks," said Fifi. "What does?" asked Pikachu. "Cahn't you guess why I deedn't get shahcked?" asked Fifi. Pikachu then realized something. "Your lipstick? How?" asked Pikachu. "Et's quite seemple. Ahftair my veesit aht your hahtel room, I ahsked Cahlameety Coyote to see eef he cahn mahke moi ahn electreec proof leepsteeck. Zat way, when I keess you, I wahn't get swahllen leeps frahm getteeng shahckedd. Cahlameety ahlso showed me how to mahke eet ahs well. Ze leepsteeck cahmes een peenk ahnd purple too," said Fifi. The beautiful skunkette cleaned Pikachu's cheek before giving him a hug. "Oh my dahrleeng. You're ze bahttery zat chahrges our rahmahnce," said Fifi. Pikachu's blushing went nuclear due to being very close to Fifi.
(End Music)
At that moment, a human wearing some dirty clothes entered the living room. "Excuse me, Mrs. La Fume," said the man. "Who's that?" asked Ash. "Oh. He's a mechahneec whahm I hired to restahre ze Cahdeellahc," said Mrs. La Fume. "I wahs plahnneeng to mahve out of Ahcme Ahcres ahftair grahduateeng ahnd wahnted to get ze cahr up ahnd runneeng," said Fifi. "Whaht's ze stahtus on ze cahr repair?" asked Fleur. "I think there's something I think you should see," said the Mechanic. "Okay," said Fleur. She began to follow the mechanic into the garage. Fleur turned to Pikachu as she was walking away. "Be sure to show my daughtair a good time," said Fleur. "I will," said Pikachu. "So, shall we head off to dinner?" asked Ash. "Wee," said Fifi. The two couples along with Fifi's Spritzees then began to head to the place they were going to have dinner at.
Fleur La Fume and the mechanic entered the garage where the Cadillac was being repaired. "So whaht ees eet zat you wahnt to show me?" asked Mrs. La Fume. "It's about the motor," said the Mechanic. He opened the hood and Fleur's eyes widened in surprise. "Ze mahtor. eet looks like eet's . . . eet's . . . new," said Fifi. "Yes. I don't know who the previous owner was. But whoever he or she was, that's some motor that he or she installed," said the mechanic. "Wee," said Fleur. "The motor's fine, but everything else needs some fixing up," said the Mechanic.
As Ash, Serena, Pikachu and Fifi were walking, Fifi turned to Pikachu. Fifi's Spritzees were perched on her shoulders. "I sahw you on ze news tahday Peekahchu. I sahw zat Beembette wahs huggeeng ahnd keesseeng you befahre Bahnnie stupeedly ahsked hair to be hair brahthair's wife. Zere eesn't a spahrk between you ahnd hair, ees zere?" asked Fifi. "No. But apparently, she hasn't forgotten about me. I did tell her I already had a date tonight, which is you. She wasn't happy about it though," said Pikachu. "Zank heavens. I dahn't wahnt a repeat of whaht hahppened weeth Jahhnny Pew," said Fifi. "Once I asked you out, I intended to keep that promise," said Pikachu. "Eet seems evair seence we first met, she's been determined to mahke me miserahble by stealeeng ahll ze boys I hahve my eye on," said Fifi. "Hearing that makes me glad that I'm not her boyfriend," said Pikachu. Fifi nodded.
"I didn't think Bonnie would start asking out female toon animals to be Clemont's wife. Is she that desperate to hook Clemont up with a girl?" asked Ash. "Isn't there anyway to get Bonnie to stop that embarrassing behavior permanently?" asked Serena. "I think I may have an idea. But I'll tell you later," said Ash.
(Insert "The Illusionary Pokémon" from Pokémon)
Very soon, Ash, Serena, Pikachu and Fifi & her Spritzees arrived to where they were going to have dinner. It was a fancy restaurant called the Avery Eatery. "Ooh la la! Ze Ahvery Eatery?! How deed you mahnage to get reservahtions zere?" asked Fifi. "When I won both the Unova and Kalos Leagues, I earned tons of prize money. I use it wisely of course," said Ash. Very soon, the two couples sat at their table. They were currently looking at their menus. The waitress approached their table. "Good evening. I will be your waitress for tonight. How would you like to get started?" asked the waitress. "A glahss of grahpe juice, S'il vous plaît," said Fifi. "I think I'll have water," said Ash. "Me too," said Serena. "Me three," said Pikachu. "Us too," said Fifi's Spritzees. "Okay. I'll go get your refreshments right now," said the waitress. She then left to get their drinks.
"Ziss plahce hahs good service, no?" asked Fifi. "It sure does," said Serena. Fifi turned to Pikachu. "Ahll my life, I've dreamed of hahveeng a rahmahnteec deennair aht a fahncy restaurahnt weeth ze boy of my dreams. But now, eet's becahmeeng real," said Fifi. "Yeah. If Brock were here, he'd be extremely jealous of both Ash & Serena and you & me since he hasn't found love yet," said Pikachu. "Wee. He would," said Fifi. "Spritzee," said Pinky. "Sprit," said Violet.
Fifi noticed Pikachu looking happy. "You seem to be hahppy ahbout sahmetheeng," said Fifi. "Oh. Something very funny happened while Clemont was trying to help me overcome skunk smell in preparation for our date. Clemont built this practice robot that looked like you to help me with that task. But then, Elmyra showed up thinking it was the real you. And this is the funny part . . . ," said Pikachu. "Let me guess. Eet explahded," interrupted Fifi. "How did you know?" asked Pikachu. "Just recently, ziss video of whaht hahppened wahs pahsted on LoonTube," said Fifi, pulling out her cellphone out of her breast cleavage. Pikachu and Ash blushed due to Fifi pulling her phone out of a place they didn't think she would store it in. She showed them a video of Elmyra's humiliation on LoonTube. It was titled, "Kitty Go Boom Boom". The uploader was named Fowlplay38. "We must have had a secret witness," said Ash. "Ahnd ahlready, eet's reached a beellion heets," said Fifi. "I'm not surprised since almost everybody hates her," said Ash. "Pika," said Pikachu.
"I heard that Pokémon do live in Acme Acres, but are rare. What other Pokémon have been spotted here?" asked Ash. "Well, ze Pahkémahn zat were spahtted eencluded Chahrmandair, Mahgnemite, Psyduck, Cheekahreeta, Froakie ahnd Stunky," said Fifi. "Did you attempt to woo a Stunky?" asked Pikachu. "Wee. He wahs a real skunk Pahkémahn. I sahved heem frahm Elmyra. He wahs bahdly hurt so I rushed heem to ze Pahkémahn Centair to get healed by Nurse Joy. As it was recovering, I would visit him everyday to see how he's doing. But then, Elmyra keednahpped heem frahm ze Pahkémahn Centair, so I chahrged to ze rescue," said Fifi. "She actually broke into the center to get Stunky?" asked Ash. "Has she no consideration for Stunky's health?" asked Serena. Fifi shook her head. "Dureeng ze rescue, eet evahlved eento Skuntahnk ahnd he poisahned Elmyra. Only ahftair evahlveeng deed eet showed rahmahnteec feeleengs fahr me. I couldn't hahve been hahppiair. Skuntahnk would lahtair mahve een weeth Mahry Melahdy. Unfahrtunahtely, Skuntahnk would lahtair fahll fahr ahnahthair Pahkémahn. But aht least I get ahnahthair chahnce to woo you, Peekahchu," said Fifi. Pikachu blushed pink due to what Fifi said, earning a giggle from the skunkette.
The waitress arrived with Fifi, Pikachu, Pinky, Violet, Ash, Serena's drinks. "Here are you refreshments," said the waitress. "Merci," said Fifi. "I think we're ready to order," said Ash. "So what can I get you four?" asked the waitress. "I sink I'll ordair a sahlad, S'il vous plaît," said Fifi. "A salad for me too, please," said Serena. "I think I'll order roasted chicken and garlic. And I think Pikachu will have the soup," said Ash. "Pika," said Pikachu. "My Spreetzee would like sahme Pahkémahn food," said Fifi. "Spritzee," said Fifi's Spritzees. The waitress wrote down their orders. "Okay. I'll just take your menus and your food will be out in a couple of minutes," said the waitress. And she went back to the kitchen.
"So, Ahsh, Serena, how lahng hahve you two been a couple?" asked Fifi. "Well, we first met each other when we were younger, at Professor Oak's Pokémon Summer Camp," said Ash. "Although, in my case, I went there against my will. I got lost in the woods and then I was startled by a Poliwag. I hurt my leg in the process," said Serena. "Then, I arrived into the area, looking for the very Poliwag that scared Serena. I wrapped a handkerchief around Serena's knee and helped her back to the camp. Ever since then, Serena developed a crush on me. We wouldn't met again until I started my Kalos Journey, fresh off my victory at the Unova League. But by then, I almost forgot about Serena," said Ash. "But he remembered after I showed that I still had the handkerchief he gave me. Over the course of our journey, I gained the courage to confess my love to Ash after I became the Kalos Queen of Pokémon Showcases. Ash wasn't sure if he wanted to start a relationship with me, but decided to give me a chance. After he won the Kalos League and after we defeated Team Flare, he decided that I was the right girl for him," said Serena.
"Aaaaww. Zat ees so rahmahnteec," said Fifi. She turned to Pikachu. "Zat's sahmetheeng zat I hahve een cahmmon weeth Serena. We bahth met boys who helped us out of a predeecahment years ahgo. Ahnd we would meet ahgain years lahtair. Ahnd eef everytheeng goes well, I may be ahble to stahrt a full relahtionsheep weeth you, just like how Ahsh hahs weeth Serena," said Fifi. She batted her eyelashes at Pikachu in a cute manner. Pikachu blushed again and chuckled.
(End Music)
Very soon, Ash and co.'s food were brought to their table. Their meals were delicious. After paying the bill, the two couples took a walk in the park.
(Insert "Animaniacs Theme" [Instrumental])
As the two couples walked, three particular toons ran by being chased by a security guard. The three toons somewhat looked like black & white furred mammals with floppy ears, a snout, & tails and red noses. There were two boys and one girl. The first boy only wore brown pants and a black belt with a gold buckle. The second boy wore only a red hat and a light blue shirt. The girl only wore a yellow flower in her hair and a pink skirt.
(End Music)
"Who were those three being chased by that guard?" asked Serena. "Zose three? Zey ahre ze Wahrnair seebleengs, three of ze zahniest ahnd mahst beezzahre toons created by Wahrnair Brahthers Ahneemahtion. Zey drive everybahdy zey meet crahzy wherevair zey go. I wance met zem when I wahs runneeng a perfume shahp fahr a while. Zey were lookeeng fahr a cahlogne fahr Dr. Scrahtchansneeff. Yakko ahnd Wahkko wance tried to fleert weeth me, wheech resulted een ze two fighteeng ovair me. Daht ahnd I mahnaged to get zem off my bahck," said Fifi. Ash and Pikachu began to chuckle. "Whaht's so funny?" asked Fifi. "I remember them. They helped me out of a jam once," said Ash. "They did? How?" asked Serena. "During my Hoenn journey. When I visited Petalburg City to challenge Norman, the Gym Leader, these two brats tried to frame me and make me look like a bad Trainer. The Warners happened to be in town and were big fans of mine. So when the people tried to attack me, they were quick to defend me in a little number they like to call, 'the 1812 Anvil-ture'," said Ash. Serena and Fifi giggled upon hearing that. "I bet ze people of Petahlburg were left weeth whahppair headahches," said Fifi. "They were, and so were Team Rocket. I exposed those brats for their crime and they were left in disgrace ever since," said Ash.
(Insert "Reunion" from Pokémon)
Ash and Pikachu and their dates sat down on a park bench. They looked up toward the night star. It was a clear night and they could see the stars and the moon. "It sure is a beautiful night," said Serena. "Especially weeth zose stahrs een ze night sky," said Fifi. "Spritzee," said Fifi's Spritzees. "Yes. But nothing's more beautiful than you, Serena," said Ash. Serena blushed and giggled. "The stars are beautiful the way they sparkle, just like how you're dress sparkles," said Pikachu. Fifi giggled and blushed just like Serena. Just then, Pikachu noticed some tears forming in Fifi's eyes. "Fifi, why are you crying? Is something wrong?" asked Pikachu. "Nahtheeng ees wrahng weeth me. Eet's just zat, evair seence zat day we met, I wahnted to spend mahre time weeth you. Ahnd now, eet's hahppeneeng. I'm crying naht because I'm sahd, I'm crying because I'm hahppy," said Fifi. She then picked up Pikachu and began to hug him. The purple skunkette continued to cry tears of joy. "It's okay, Fifi. I'm here. Shh. Shh," said Pikachu. "You know Fifi. You've grown into quite the beautiful skunk in the last couple of years. You look like a gorgeous supermodel. Your lips certainly put a Jynx's lips to shame," said Pikachu. "Merci. Puberty's been so good to me een ze lahst couple of years. I tahld you zat you'd chahnge your mind ahbout me when I grow oldair," said Fifi.
(End Music)
At that moment, Fifi decided to ask Pikachu something important. "Ze grahduation pahrty ees tahmorrow night ahnd zere ees dahnceeng. Will you be my dahte to ze dahnce, S'il vous plaît?" asked Fifi. Fifi gave Pikachu the puppy dog eyes. "Well, I . . . ," said Pikachu.
"Forget her," said a voice. Fifi, Pikachu, Ash and Serena turned and saw the one who spoke was Bimbette Skunk. She was wearing a gold lamé dress with an iron V build in the centre from the waist to her bust. "I'm the girl that you want to take out of the graduation dance," said Bimbette. Fifi got mad. "How lahng must you cahnteenue to do ziss? How lahng must you cahnteenue to steal boys frahm me?!" yelled Fifi. "Sprit Spritzee Sprit!" chirped Fifi's Spritzees angrily. "Ms. Bimbette, we're in the middle of a double date and you are being rude, trying to interrupt it," said Ash. "Ash is right," said Serena. "But I'm the more beautiful girl here. Look at me. You can clearly see the difference since we're both in the same area. And I'm rich too," said Bimbette.
Pikachu finally decided to speak up. "Bimbette, you are a beautiful girl. I don't want to hurt your feelings. But . . . ," said Pikachu. "Like, what's the matter?" asked Bimbette. "But I can't take you out to the dance," said Pikachu. "What?! Why?" asked Bimbette. "You may be beautiful and rich, but Fifi's told me about how you've been making her miserable by trying to steal whatever boy Fifi likes. It's like you're trying to ensure Fifi never finds true love," said Pikachu. "What? That's not true!" said Bimbette. "Sometimes, being more beautiful doesn't always make you the better girl. I can't date a girl who puts other girls down," said Pikachu. "And besides, I made a promise to Fifi that once she graduates, she can travel with us so that she can develop her romance with Pikachu. And I intend to keep that promise," said Ash.
"So, the girl I'm going to take to the dance is . . . Fifi," said Pikachu. He then began to deliver a kiss on Fifi's lips. Fifi let out a sigh love as Pikachu kissed him. Tears began to form in Bimbette Skunk's eyes to show her heartbrokenness. "Fine! It's your loss!" huffed Bimbette. The pink skunkette, walked away, crying. Pikachu then broke the kiss. Fifi then began to squeeze Pikachu to the point of getting suffocating. "Bless you, petite rahdent of rahmahnce! I knew zat you'd choose me ovair hair!" cried Fifi. "Fifi, I can't breathe! You're suffocating me!" groaned Pikachu. "Oh. Sahrry," said Fifi. She giggled an embarrassed giggled and blushed. "You tahtahlly showed Beembette a sing or two," said Fifi. "I couldn't let her ruin our happy moment. Johnny Pew was a fool choosing her over you. I go for character, not looks," said Pikachu. "Well said, Peekahchu. Cahme here, you cutie pie!" cried Fifi. Fifi then began to plant a big, wet, juicy kiss on Pikachu's lips. Pikachu's eyes widened as Fifi kissed him.
"Aaaaaawwwww. That was the nicest thing Pikachu's ever done for someone," said Serena. "Guess it's time we share a kiss too, Serena," said Ash. "My favorite part of a date," said Serena. Ash and Serena then began to kiss as well. As Fifi kissed Pikachu, her musk was going off. But Pikachu didn't seem to be bothered by it due to that test Clemont helped him through. However, Fifi's Spritzees also let off their sweet smells, which turned Fifi's smell into something more pleasant. A red lipstick smear was left on Pikachu's lips. As if right on cue, a cupid arrow was fired at Pikachu and it struck him right in the butt. Pikachu's eyes turned into pink hearts as the kiss filled him with love. "Pika Pikaaaaaaaaaaaa," cried Pikachu happily. Fifi giggled at Pikachu's reaction before giving him another hug. After their kisses, the two couples and Fifi's Spritzees started to head back to Fifi's house.
(End Music)
(Insert "Troublesome Trucks, Instrumental" from Thomas & Friends)
Meanwhile, Team Rocket were still stuck to the back of the runaway goods train that hit them earlier. They screamed as the goods train rolled down the tracks. "On, on, on! Faster, faster, faster!" chanted the trucks. "Stop the ride!" cried Jessie. "We want to get off!" cried James. "I'm going to lose my lunch!" cried Meowth. Just then, the three thieves saw a dead end siding, ending at some buffers attached to a very thick wall. "Not the wall! NOT THE WALL!" cried Team Rocket. But they could nothing. The goods train plowed into the wall with a loud crash!
(End Music)
The crash was so loud that Fifi, Pikachu, Ash, Serena, Pinky and Violet heard it about a block away. "Ooh la la! Whaht wahs zat?" asked Fifi. The two couples and Spritzees ran until they arrived at the sight of the crash. The wall was intact, while most of the trucks and the brake van were broken to pieces. Splintered wood, broken wheels & axles and metal frames were everywhere. Oil leaked from the dented tankers. Team Rocket emerged from the pile, groaning. "Team Rocket. I should've known," said Ash. "Pika," said Pikachu. The six then began to leave.
"How een ze wahrld deed zat hahppen? Ahnd whaht ees a goods train doing een ze meeddle of ze ceety?" asked Fifi, scratching her head. "You remember how Team Rocket are always trying to steal Pikachu. But they fail each time. But ever since we got to Looney Tunes Land, their plans had been backfiring before they could even execute them," said Serena. "To tell you truth, eet seems Meowth wahs trying to keell me ahll day, but hees plahns seem to be bahckfeering befahre he could eeneetiate zem," said Fifi. "I was wondering why Meowth wasn't with them," said Serena.
"As for why there was a goods train in the middle of the city, they set up a fake railroad crossing to try to stop us. When they jumped onto the fake rails to say their stupid motto, this runaway goods train appeared out of nowhere and it resulted in that train wreck we just saw," said Pikachu. Fifi La Fume giggled. "Een Looney Tunes lahnd, ahll fahrms physeecs ahre mahstly defied een ze funniest ways. I guess zose three know whaht eet's like to be Wile E. Coyote ahs well ahs hees prahtégé, Cahlameety Coyote. Zey're whaht ze French cahll, 'les eencahmpetents'," said Fifi. "That's definitely the best way to describe Team Rocket," said Ash. And the two couples began to laugh.
As Team Rocket were recovering from the crash, black oil from one of the smashed oil tankers squirted all over them. "I hate this place," mumbled Meowth. He along with his two partners fell unconscious. At that moment, Murdoch arrived and saw the wreckage. "Bust my buffers! What a mess! I better get Jerome and Judy to clean up this wreckage," said Murdoch. And he puffed away to get Jerome and Judy the Breakdown Cranes.
Ash, Serena, Pikachu and Fifi & her Spritzees arrived back to Fifi's house. Both Fleur La Fume and the mechanic were waiting. "The repairs on the Cadillac are almost complete. It should be up and running tomorrow night," said the mechanic. "Merci. I cahn ahrrive to ze dahnce tahmorrow night een my cahr," said Fifi. The mechanic then left. Fifi turned to Pikachu. His lips were still stained with Fifi's lipstick. "Zank you fahr tahkeeng me out to deennair. Eet wahs ze mahst rahmahnteec night of my life," said Fifi. She wiped the lipstick stain off of Pikachu's lips. "And tomorrow will be just as romantic," said Pikachu. "Mm-hmm. Peekahchu, I'm sahrry I scahred you weeth my previous rahmahnteec ahdvahnces," said Fifi. "It's alright. At least you got my attention the right way with that love letter," said Pikachu. Fifi nodded. "Ahnd ahlso because I gaht a new mentahr who taught me prahpair lessahns ahbout rahmahnce. Peekahchu, because of ze fahct zat Meowth wahs trying to keell me tahday, cahn you ahnd your friends ahccahmpahny me tahmorrow? I would feel sahfair weeth you by my side," said Fifi. "Sure. You can also give us a tour of the city too. Due to preparing for tonight's date, we haven't had time to see the sights," said Pikachu. "I can cook us a delicious breakfast for us all tomorrow morning," said Fleur. "Excellent idea," said Serena.
"See you tahmorrow, Peekahchu," said Fifi. She blew a kiss and she and her Spritzees went back into the house. As she, her Spritzees and her mother walked back to her house, Fifi swayed her hips seductively. Pikachu let out a sigh, blushing. "She really does like you, Pikachu," said Serena. Ash, Pikachu and Serena began to leave. "Guys. I think I'm falling in love with Fifi," said Pikachu. He sighed again, thinking about Fifi. Fifi was thinking about Pikachu as well. "Le swoon. Oh Peekahchu," sighed Fifi. Her entire head blushed pink with love.
Pikachu has chosen Fifi over Bimbette as his date to the dance and Pikachu's now starting to show romantic feelings for our favorite purple skunkette. I've always hated how the people of Petalburg treated Ash in the Pokémon anime, so as revealed in this chapter, the Warners gave them their comeuppance. After seeing a fan art of Fifi with some Spritzee, I decided to have Fifi own two Spritzees in this story. How she got them will be explained in my "Fifi's New Tiny Toon Adventures" fanfiction along with the planned episode where Yakko and Wakko fight over Fifi. Next chapter will be another flashback chapter. This time, we'll learn about the Battle of Lilycove City, which will be this fanfic version's of the Pokémon episode, "A Scare to Remember". We'll learn how Fifi played a role in the flashback. And it'll be an untold story within "How I Spent My Vacation", showing Fifi's summer wasn't a complete waste. The identity of Fifi's new mentor will be revealed in the chapter of the graduation dance. So until then, peace out and Merry Christmas.
