I Don't Own Pokemon


It took way to long to actually find something that would work. Almost all the options available involved some kind of physic energy which didn't really mesh well with me for obvious reasons. I only had to put one on, and nearly had my ribs crushed once it touched my skin deactivating whatever was done to make it, after that I decided to not try again with anything using the word Physic.

So after a few stores and way to many different reasons why I needed what I did, I finally found something that would work. It worked basically by being stupidly elastic, which did lead it to be a little snug while I was transformed but it worked out well enough. Best thing was it didn't even really cost much, especially against the prices of the first ones I looked into.

Another thing I did while being out on my shopping spree was I actually found, in a big store, a TM shop. And the best part was it was like in Unova, so they were reusable. The only downside was they were expense as hell, while I have saved up a good bit of cash from all the battles I've had I wasn't exactly rolling in money. Some weren't that bad but other's were over five times what I currently had.

Didn't mean I didn't get any, just not some crazy ultra-powerful move like Hyper Beam, they didn't allow that actual disk to be even in the store. Eventual after looking threw the current available list they had in stock along with which ones would actually get used the most, I finally decided on three different moves that basically drained me dry.

The TM's were Shadow Ball, Double Team, and the easily most expensive one Protect. I'll be honest when I was bias enough to make sure all three moves were something I could learn. But two of them so could basically everyone else, and the Shadow Ball was mostly for Eevee but I'll admitted that I also got it for me.

It's just how I am, I don't like shopping in general so when I do, do it I make sure I get almost all of it just for myself. Still I had to ask the owner of the shop how to use them just to make sure. And basically it was the same as shown in the games, just press it against a Pokemon's forehead.

After leaving the shop, I went off towards the forest, and gave the TM's to my present team. The reason for going so far out was paranoia on my part as I learned the moves as well. It was weird, that we could all agree on, after a couple tries everyone present could use their moves decently well while out to much problem.

Well expect me, Using Protect was exhausting, Double Team wasn't as bad, and Shadow Ball was just a plain pain to create, with the moving taking almost a full ten second before it was even half the size that Misdreavus could form in under five. But I didn't mind to much, after all, I was honesty hoping that I'd never have to use most of my moves.

I say most because some like Leer and Taunt, I'll be honest are just plain fun to use to mess with people. Still I digress, after making sure everyone was good with their moves. I placed the TM's into my bag and started to make my way back towards the Pokemon Center, after all it wouldn't be fair for my two newest members to not be included in getting new moves.

After collecting my two team members from the nurse, and after I gave them their new moves I was planning out my course of action, involving my next location and if their were anymore shops in town that I should visit before I leave. I was currently petting Luxio who was sitting in my lap while I was looking over from information about the routes to Celadon.

When I heard a gasp before the noise in the room vanish. Looking up, I noticed why people were being quiet. It wasn't everyday that the Kanto Champion walked into the same room you were in, after all. Though the Dragonite behind him also might have had something with the silence as well, but that was just a sneaking guess.

He looked around for a moment, before calling out. "I need some trainers' help in capturing an outpost the Police has recently discovered housing a large amount of members of team rocket. Anyone who wants to help follow me" And like that he was off, and of course, I followed.

I mean, I get to have my way with criminals and Pokemon abusers and it's completely legal? Of bloody course I would be going, though of course if anyone asked , I would be clearly going because I wanted to see a Champion battle. Catching up to him I ignored the look he gave me, clearly judging me on my age. He also didn't seem to mind pointing it out to me.

"Are you sure you want to come? It's probably going to get dangerous" I chose to roll my eyes, but responded nonetheless.

"Please, it's Team Rocket" He just raised a eyebrow at that but I ignored it, I also ignored the rude comment his Dragonite gave me as well. Still I couldn't tell if he was testing me, was just making conversation, or if the information would come up later as he asked.

"What Pokemon do you have on you?" I was mildly tempted to not tell him but that was more out of not really wanting to talk than any scheme I had brewing. Still, after a moment I did answer.

"Luxio, Pidgeotto, Eevee, Misdreavus, and Charmander" He just gave me a look. I could tell it wasn't because he was judging my Pokemon, if he was my fist would be in his face, no seemed that he had noticed something, oh, damn it I forgot about that.

"That's five, but you have six pokeballs on you. Did you forgot about your last team member?" The idea of punching him was becoming more tempting, still I answered.

"Don't worry about that one, I doubt he'll be making an appearance" I would in fact be surprised if I had to revert to deal with the Rockets. Though he didn't seem convinced, he at least asked a different question.

"You said Luxio first so he was properly your starter, but you don't look like your from Sinnoh, and I know you don't look like your from here, so where are you from" Weird question, but it wasn't like it was all that important.

"Unova, my dad's a breeder, it's how I got Luxio's egg" He just nodded at that. After a moment though I decided it was my turn to ask a question.

"What exactly are we going to be doing?" He looked at me for a moment, with his eyes moving back and forth like he was studying me, something I didn't really enjoy before he said.

"We got word from Cerulean, that some member's spilled that Team Rocket were planning on taking over a cruise ship and use it to steal everyone on boards Pokemon. From what we know they're currently still in the stage of setting up. We're about to crash in on their party along with all the other trainers I've rounded up.

I'll be doing most of the work on the inside, you and most of the others are going to be their to act as guards to make sure no one gets away" I nodded as my mind worked over the plan I was just told. I was aware about the cruise ship thing from the show but I kind of forgot about it really. Also Cerulean? Was I the reason this was happening because I caught those two idiots?

"Alright, that's fair, I already figured I wouldn't be in the middle of combat. So I guess just point me to where I'll be posted" He gave me a nod, while I hid my mild disappointment. I did already figure that but still all the interesting stuff happened in the middle of the action.


I yawned as I lend up against the door I was assigned, honestly this was a lot more boring than I thought it would be. Of course, that would be when my ears twitched slightly as I listened as what sounded like a stampede was about to charge into me. I pushed myself away from the door and ran down the alley where I was located while calling out my team, before saying.

"We're about to be in a big battle you all, get ready" They all gave different versions of 'Right!' while I stood a couple yards away from the door waiting, and waiting, and waiting, when the door exploded outwards. Watching as a Machoke charged out I threw my hand up and pointed at it and called out.

"Pidgeotto, Air Cutter until it's down" It only got a few steps out of the down before it was down while after a second, many more Pokemon surged outward from the opening. Involving Rattatas, Ratacates, Machops, Ekans, and Koffings. Behind them came out ten grunts. I felt my eyes narrow as I looked at each of my opponents before calling out.

"Luxio, Eevee you two get those rats. Pidgeotto, you're going to deal with the Ekans and Koffing along with Charmander, Misdreavus you're going to play tag with their Machops. Alright go" I watched as much as I could with my eyes darting between each member of my team as fast as I could trying and mostly following along with each member.

Every now and again calling out commands while mentally cursing when the grunts started sending out more Pokemon. My team easily outclassed them, but their was so many opponents and so many attacks going every which way. It's a wonder I didn't go cross eyed keeping track of it all, it was taking a while but I knew my team would out last them.

And that's when things went down hill. I heard a voice call out behind me.

"Hey kid how are you fairing?" Turning to look at Lance as he made his way over, was all the distraction the one of the grunts needed to call out an attack, as I heard another call from Lance this time panicked.

"Kid move out of the way!" Looking over my shoulder I watched as sludge bomb was barely a meter in front of me face. My instincts screamed at me as I drained as much energy as I could as a very weak Protect appeared in front of me. Sadly this wasn't the games and the attack broke threw, thankfully losing a lot of momentum, didn't mean it didn't launch me off my feet into a wall.

I felt my Illusion snap before a roar came form the middle of the mosh pit of a battle as my eyes slowly began to close, I heard what sounded like Luxio but so much more angrier than I ever heard my happy little Son.

"DAD! HOW DARE YOU HURT HIM!" And with that I fell unconscious.


Sorry this is a bit shorter than the others but I wanted to leave it off on a cliff hanger just because I want to annoy you all. Though I am sorry that this chapter was so weirdly divided. I didn't what a full chapter to be nothing but shopping and while I could have and had the next chapter be the second half of this one along with the clonculsion. Like I said I kind of wanted a cliff hanger.

Anyway, I'm not going add anything else so, See ya.