I Don't Own Pokemon


Waking up in a hospital is never fun, especially when you wake up as a Pokemon and have a minor heart attack, worrying about who now knows your secret. So to say when I woke up, I wasn't in the best mood. Though the world wasn't going to let me be to sulk for a bit as a Chansey that I didn't notice before they spoke up said.

"Oh your awake, that's good, I'll go inform Joy so she can get your trainer" I felt something buckle inside me when she mentioned my 'trainer' I didn't know why but the idea of that just bugged me incredibility. Once she had left the room I bent my neck downwards and bit into the IV plugged into my arm.

Pulling it out I hopped down off the bed and pulled my illusion back up. Walking forwards to the table at the side of the bed I found my pokeballs and my bag. Putting both on, it was then that I noticed something was missing. Something very important to me. I only had five pokeballs on me, I was missing my own ball. It was then that I heard the door behind me open. I turned and once I was sure who it was I demanded.

"Where is it" He just raised his hands before reaching into one of his pockets before tossing me my ball. I let out a sigh of relief as I looked down at the item in my hand before clipping it to my chest. I ignored him as I looked threw my bag to make sure I had everything when he said something that really annoyed me.

"Zorua we need to talk" I turned and glared at him, but I didn't have it in me to actually use Leer, before turning away and said.

"It's Kyu. I have a bloody name, just because you never asked doesn't mean I don't have one" I had already doubled checked that I had everything but I knew he was standing in front of the door so I wouldn't be going anywhere even if I wanted to. He seemed that know that I wasn't in the best head space as he said.

"Sorry, that was my mistake Kyu, and I'm sorry for getting you hurt but I feel like we do need to talk" I didn't have to see his face to know he felt guilty, I could hear it perfectly fine in his voice, good. Looking over at my shoulder I noted he was still in front of the door, so I turned crossed my arms over my chest and asked.

"About what?" I wasn't going to make this easy for him. He understood that if his sigh of defeat was anything to go by, before saying.

"You're a literal 'Pokemon' Trainer. What I want to know is why?" I gave him a look before after a moment of thinking decided to myself with a simple question to myself before responding, why the hell not, I was in a bad mood I can be snarky?

"Because in case you haven't noticed I'm not exactly on par with my team. I'm better at guiding and teaching than battling myself" He did nod at that as it was quite clear I wasn't exactly strong myself, for the team I have with me. Which reminded me I needed to make sure they all are alright. My thoughts were broken as he asked me.

"So you chose to be a trainer then. Isn't that illegal?" He seemed to be asking himself that more than asking me but I answered anyway. It wouldn't do for me to having a Champion breathing down my neck.

"It's very heavily implied but it doesn't say anywhere that a trainer has to be human" He seemed to make a note of that, probably going to look into that later. After a moment though he asked the question I didn't want him to ask.

"That might be true but I know for a fact that you have to be a legalized citizen to receive a Trainer's Licence. How did you manage to get past that?" I debated that for a solid minute, before deciding if he pitied me then maybe I could get out of here faster.

"My 'parents' can't have any kids of their own, then one day they came across my egg. One thing lead to another, and a Psychic with Miracle Eye later, I thought I was human for the following eleven years. That is the reason why I'm in Kanto actually, and I'm sorry to say it isn't because of the nice trees. I needed space so what better to do then go half way across the world"

Just because I was going for it didn't mean I liked the pitying look in his eyes. After another few second he finally looked away from me and moved onto something else.

"Alright then, last question, what is your banking information" I raised an eyebrow at that, after all why would he want to know that after asking so many specific questions. He just chuckled at me before saying.

"You didn't really think that everyone that helped out, wouldn't be getting anything, did you?" I looked away from him, before sighing as I told him a depressing fact in this world that I had stumbled across.

"I don't have one, when it comes to banks it does in fact say, I have to be human. Apparently about forty or so years ago a bunch of people tried to take a bunch of loans out by using their Pokemon to make alternate accounts to get around the limits of how much they could get. So I've just had to carry all my cash on me"

I had found that out about two days after I caught myself, while I was looking into finding a place to store my pokeball, sadly like I said, without being able to have an account I couldn't open a safety deposit box, to put it in. He's pity increased as I forced to keep the frown off my face. After a moment he snapped his fingers before saying.

"That's what I'll do, I'll open you up an account, it take be that hard. Though I might have to call in a few favors...Eh not like I've ever gotten around to using them anyway" I just gave him a confused look before asking.

"And why would you do that?" He's guilt seemed to double as he said.

"Well, it is my fault for distracting you while you were dealing with so many opponents. So I've been thinking about how I could make it up to you. And now I finally have something to use" I just after an moment of deliberation nodded. He seemed glad I agreed before telling me.

"Sorry to say it'll take a while, so do you mind sticking in Vermilion for a few more days. It shouldn't take more than a week at most I promise" I frowned at that I would have to stay here for that much longer but eventually nodded. It wouldn't be that bad, and it would give me some more time to train up my team before I challenged the next Gym.

"Great, I'll get out of your hair then, I'll be back here in a few days" And with that he spun on his heel before walking out of the room. I stayed in the room for a few more seconds before leaving as well. After all I needed to make sure that my team knew I was fine. I was worried particularly about Luxio.

I had never heard him that energy before. Actually I've even seen him angry period. He's always been the happiest on the team, almost always in a good mood.


Staying in a small forest clearing about a thirty minute walk away from the Pokemon Center. I took Luxio's pokeball off my chest before tossing it into the air. I felt myself freeze as a much large cat appeared out of the ball. Luxray looked at me for a moment before yelling out and jumped at me.

"Dad, you're ok. Thank Arceus! I was so worried"

I felt guilt build up in me, as I heard the now much bigger Pokemon made a sound similar to a cry, as he pressed his face into my chest. I instantly bent down to his level and wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him close while saying to him in pokespeech.

"It's okay Son, I'm okay, I'm here. Everything's alright Son" He just let out another whine from his throat as I continued to hug him. After about five or so minutes he back up from me and sat down looking embarrassed, I completely that and the massive damp spots on my illusioned clothes, acting like they weren't there I asked him in a gentle voice.

"Are you okay, now buddy?" He gave me a small nod so I gave him back a smile before walking over and sitting down next to him. Grabbing the next pokeball off my chest I tossed it out and watched as Pidgeotto appeared in front of me. He gave me a look over before nodding to himself in satisfaction before moving towards us, only to suddenly notice Luxray was bigger than he remembered.

Smiling at his simple reaction, I gave him a long pet on the back before tossing out Eevee's ball. As she appeared, she looked at me only for a second before jumping into my arms. She didn't say anything but she didn't need to, I knew what she was doing. She was trying to comfort me and probably herself as well so I just gave her a hug before reaching for my next pokeball.

Misdreavus, being herself headbutted me, before telling me that Captain's weren't suppose to get hurt. Afterwards she just floated up and landed on my head, and for the first time Pidgeotto allowed her. Grabbing the last ball I gave a toss and brought my newest team member into a hug as he looked at me uncertain as to what he was suppose to do.

I really needed to help him get rid of that timidness of his. Still I felt content at this moment surround by my family, I could deal with the Champion and all the other problems in the world later for right now. I was just going to sit here with my Pokemon and enjoy the rest of the day.


This is another chapter on the shorter side but I didn't want to just packet in filler for no reason to pad out the length. This one was a mix between serious and feel good. What do you all think comes out more in my chapters the seriousness or the lightheartedness. This story is primarily a lighthearted one but I'm the type of person that like drama and I have more experience in it so their is a bunch of bleed over.

Also before I sign out, I've gotten a bunch of questions on pairings and if Kyu is going to be with another Pokemon. So I'm going to give everyone two heads up. One I am horrible when it comes to romance, I've tried and I have failed at it enough times to know I'm not good at it, and I don't like writing it enough to try and get good at it.

And second, this is for everyone who doesn't know, I'm gay. So by correspondence Kyu is also gay, because he's, well me. I doubt it'll ever come up in the story because I feel like this kind of stuff isn't something that really needs to be shouted from the rooftops but if I do add in romance plot into the story, which I probably won't, it's going to be with another guy.

Anyway, See ya.