I Don't Own Pokemon


I didn't get a second of peace the second the first Pokemon was sent out, it was constant warfare. Ordering attacks sending out as many as I could myself, mostly for distractions, while also having to keep track of a hyperactive legendary who was flying in and out of combat.

The Pokemon mt team were facing was much different than the ones I was use to, it made since, as they were going after a legendary but damn if it wasn't annoying when they didn't go down in one shot. Each one was about as strong as one of Koga's Pokemon, so I had to hit hard and fast as each grunt had at least three Pokemon on them, which was over one hundred total.

"Luxray get another Giga Volt ready! Pidgeotto! Mismagius! Cover him, the second he's ready get the hell out of there! Rockruff I need you to get that Kangaskan down now, then help Vaporeon against those annoying Crobat. Damn it Mew! Stay away from them!" The second I was done calling out my orders, I raised my hands up and formed a Protect as I barely noticed a Sludge Bomb heading towards me.

Turning towards the weezing I frowned as it floated at me, clearly going for the Headbutt. I ducked out of the way, while bringing my hand up and punched the Pokemon in the face with a Sucker Punch. I bit my lip as I probably hurt myself more than the weezing as I clutched my hand in mild pain, while reverting my illusion to shorten my height as another Sludge Bomb went over my head.

Pulling it back up in time to step out of the way of another Headbutt. I was thankfully given as reprieve as it seemed that Luxray was ready, and while Pidgeotto was getting clear, he noticed my troubles, as a multitude of air cutters raced threw the air and slammed into the weezing over and over again until it was unconscious. Panting, I looked up and gave my bird a nod, before turning and calling out.

"Luxray you need time to recharge, back up off the front and switch with Charizard for a bit, deal with the stragglers. Pidgeotto, you work on helping Rockruff deal with the other flying types, I need them grounded before that copper get's here" I got a nod as my team moved to follow my orders.

That's when Mew did another fly by me, jumping up a little I grabbed the little legend and pulled them down, ignoring their whining.

"Oh hush, I'm dealing with a lot right now and you being a brat isn't going to help us win, so either stay away from the grunts or leave" They just pouted.

"You're no fun!" I didn't have time to be fun. As I called out another command for Mismagius to start dragging the Pokemon in the back line to the front so they couldn't get any rest from my teams onslaught. I didn't bother turning to Mew as I spoke loud enough for them to here.

"Fun isn't helping this battle. You dragged me into this, the least you can do is not give them what they want, while me and my team are battling for all of our freedoms" They pouted some more before, begrudgingly nodding, before plopping themselves on my head. I just gave a token frown as I didn't have time for any other reaction as I yelled out once more.

"Charizard, Mismagius is lining up a group for you, Inferno, make sure they aren't getting up! Luxray get away from those ground types, you can help get rid of those flyer's instead! Rockruff, I'm pulling you from the Flying types, help out Vaporeon!" It was hard fought, but the tide had always been in my favor, I knew quality would beat out quantity it would just take a while, to bad we didn't have that time.

Because that's when the copper landed, as the door's opened, I barely gave a courtesy glance over towards Giovanni's figure as he stepped out, a pokeball already in hand, before I moved my eyes back onto the battle. I need to get rid of the mob of enemies before I focus on the boss fight. Though that didn't mean I wasn't going to distract him.

"Charizard, destroy that helicopter, and stall out that man, you're buying time for the others" He didn't seem to like that, but he nonetheless moved and launched a Flamethrower that encompassed the mode of transportation, destroying it in a explosion of fire. I barely payed attention as Giovanni sent out a full team of six.

The grunts were winding down in power but my team wasn't exactly in prefect shape currently either. They had been training this morning and while not super extensive it still meant they weren't at full capacity which was annoying, as I still had to deal with another pain, right after this. That's when the voice voice that wasn't a Pokemon's I've heard since the battle started called out.

"Nidoking, Rock Slide that pest" I glanced over my shoulder at Giovanni as one of the last grunts fell, as a massive wave of rocks was heading in my direction. I barely had time to raise my arms before the rocks collided into my body, I barely heard Mew's surprised squeak, I barely heard Luxray and the others shouting out in worry, I barely saw a glow expand off of Pidgeotto as my team rushed Giovanni before I fell, barely noticing my illusion fall apart as I too fell to the ground.


I wasn't completely conscious for another minute, before out of something I wasn't sure what, jerked me out of my state. I was on my front laying in the grass. Looking up I watched as my team was hammering into Giovanni's team, not stopping in their assault for even a second. I watched for a second before I noted I was panting hard.

Moving my arms underneath me, I pushed my hands downwards onto the ground, lifting me upwards to watch as the fight dragged on, for only a few seconds, before what I just did caught up to me. My illusion was gone, I knew that, I could feel that, so why did it feel like I had hands and not paws? I sat up and looked down at my body in surprise as I didn't see either of the two forms I had become so use to seeing.

Instead, I looked down and saw a big patch of black fur on the upward parts of my chest before it lessened in amount, becoming a dark grey covering my stomach and most of my body. Raising my hand, no paw, up to my face I looked at the three red fingers on them before looking down at my legs, seeing the same. I was a Zoroark, I had evolved, huh neat.

Looking back up to my team I noted that while they had been doing some serious damage, they were burning themselves dry as Giovanni's team, while on the receiving end of the attacks, had the defense to tank the blows. So time to stop checking myself out and get back to work. Standing up was interesting on my bowed legs but that didn't stop me from walking forwards all calling out.

"Luxray you and Rockruff start using Iron Tail instead of Thunderbolt and Rock Slide, Mismagius you need to play back up for Pidgeott- Pidgeot, get him some room to work, speaking of Pidgeot you need to switch to Ominous Wind. Vaporeon Hydro Pump is to taxing for your current damage output so switch to Water Pulse instead. Charizard you'll giving cover fire for those that are attacking at range so use Flame Burst"

They all seemed to freeze as they heard my voice, and to be fair it was a hint more gravely, but that only seemed to make them carry out their orders out with even more power, than before somehow. It wasn't long before his team was defeated after that, as I stepped forwards to his downed form, as Luxray was currently standing on one of his shoulders. Bend down, I looked down on him and said.

"So I finally caught you huh? I got to say, you somehow made my life easier with this attack, I mean you got Pidgeot to break threw the problem his been having with evolving, and gave them some nice exercise, hell you even made me evolving. Personal I think I look pretty good" He just glared up at me, for the first time with a look not of rationalized calmness but anger, as he snarled up at me.

"You damn beast! I'll kill you myself when I get out of here!" He said some more stuff, mostly death threats but I got bored after he began to repeat himself, he wasn't very original, so I did the rational thing to do, I punched him in the face hard enough to knock him unconscious. Afterwards, I looked over at Luxray who was literary sparking with anger at what the idiot under him, and said.

"I'm fine Luxray, he isn't going to do much more than spend some time in a ten by ten cell for the next century or so. Hey Mismagius, do you mind routing threw those grunts pockets and see if any of them have a phone on them, I need to make a call" She looked at me for a second then floated up and patted me on the head, just like the one I gave to her when she evolved, before floating off towards the unconscious grunts that were laying about.

As she was doing that, the rest of my Pokemon jumped me. I just smiled from under the dog pile I was in, before Mew floated up to my face, which was one of the only parts of me that wasn't currently being crushed under my team. We stared at each other for a moment before Mew reached down, poked me on the nose and said.

"Sorry about causing you trouble, I didn't think anyone would get hurt, well not anyone good at least. But I did good right! I think you're my best work yet!" I raised an eyebrow at that, while accepting the apology, I was curious about what they meant about the second half. Did they make me evolve? It would make sense as I was no where near strong enough to reach my evolution point.

Still I didn't know Mew could do that, well you learn something knew everyday, I guess. Mew didn't say much more after that just floated up, looked at the dog pile, before jumping onto it as well. I huffed at the added weight even if it couldn't have been more than a few pounds extra, it was the principle of the matter.

That's when Mismagius floated over and dropped a cellphone onto my head before joining the pile of Pokemon herself. I just sighed as I tried to work on of my arms out from under them all, to place my call. We were about maybe twenty or so miles out from Vermilion, it wouldn't take long for the cops to show up, if I could get to the phone that is.


Giovanni's going to jail, Pidgeot finally evolved and so did Kyu. All around fun chapter to write, even if it was a bit strange in some places to write, like Mew's dialogue, I'm not good at peppy and childish characters, Mismagius was actually suppose to be a lot more like Mew, but instead I gave up on writing that consistently and instead made her more quirky than childish, though she does have her moments.

I also want to say something else. You know, reviews are really fun to read, mostly because most of you can somehow predict whats about to happen, I've had this chapter written for about three days before the last one went out, because yes I have a problem when it comes to this story, I don't bloody stop. But that's besides the point. I saw a few comments asking about when some Pokemon were going to evolve, the ones mentioning, the very Pokemon that evolved in this chapter, it's bloody like you lot are psychic.

Anyway, See ya.