I Don't Own Pokemon


That bloody crew with cameras showed up at my apartment the next day, and I will say it pressed me to not do anything when their wasn't anyone around, and instead I just closed the door and ignored them. It didn't work when they started repeatedly knocking on my door over and over again. Currently I was sitting down and was counting down from five in my head, and like clock work when my count down reached zero four knocks sounded off against my door.

It had been like this for about ten minutes, so I just waited another ten seconds and after two more sets of knocks rang out. Standing up, I made my way over towards the door, half tempted to just leave, before just deciding to get rid of them. Opening up the door, I gave each and everyone of them an unimpressed look and the second I saw one of them open their mouth, the main one the woman who was caring a mic, I just said before they could start jabbering.

"Could you lot stop stalking me already?" That shut up whatever the lady was about to say as I watched an interesting shade of red come over her before she seemed to decided that my completely correct comment was offensive. And made her unwanted opinion known to me.

"We aren't stalking you! No we're here form the Official League TV Broadcasting Channel, what I'm here to do is ask some questions about one of the most interesting competitor we've seen so far into this competition" I gave her another look, while noting she made a small gesture to her cameraman, so she wanted to film did she? Well I'll just make sure they won't be able to use it.

"Stalking, noun, a crime of engaging in a course of conduct directed at a person that serves no legitimate purpose and seriously alarms, annoys, or intimidates that person. That is the literal definition of stalking, you are both annoying me and you have no real purpose for following me around when I have made it very clear that I don't what to be on your show. So, I repeat, could you stop stalking me?" She seemed to turn another shade of red, before stuttering out her answer.

"L-l-listen, we just want to ask you a few question, then we will be out of your hair. So could you just answer my questions?!" She was losing her composure fast, it was fun to watch to be honest, the fact of the matter, was this is how to deal with annoying people, well at least how I normally dealt with them. It's nice when I don't have to deal with anger problems, it seems that my control has been improving. So I just gave her a look, showing my clear thoughts on how much of an idiot I thought she was, before telling her.

"Look, I'll say this once more. I am not going to answer any questions, if you don't leave soon, I'll hold charges of harassment against all of you, for repeatedly putting me in a position of being uncomfortable and continually doing this over the last five days. So leave" I noted each of her crew seemed to be more than happy to turn and walk away, but she didn't seemed to get my very very and I mean very clear instructions. As she finally seemed to snap.

"Look kid, I don't care how good of a trainer you are, you don't get to talk to me like that!" I sighed as I gave a look to the others that were surrounding her, before looking back at her and said.

"Fine" And with that reached into my pocket and pulled out a phone, that might be my 'dad's' that I 'borrowed', looking down at the item in my hand, I pressed in a few numbers at random, and when I looked up, I wasn't surprised to see that all of them had walked away. Honestly, I was going to press charges if they tried that one more time, but for right now I just didn't want to bother dealing with that right now.

Stepping back into my room, I closed the door before turning and making my way back over towards were I had been sitting a couple minutes ago, and that's when the door was knocked on once more. I was going to stab somebody I swear. Turning on my heel, mid-stride and made my way back towards the door. Opening it open once more I felt like smacking my head against the wall, as I looked the woman who was accompanied with a Jenny. She had a victorious look on her face, I held rolling my eyes as I asked the more important of the two.

"Oh, Officer, I wasn't expecting you or any of your family members today, or really during my visit at all really, what can I do for you?" She looked at me for about two seconds before a look of recognition appeared on her face, but it seems that she was professional enough to not saying anything else and told me the problem.

"This lady her, is telling me that the occupier of this house was verbally harassing her" I just looked over at the woman who looked like she was going to do a happy dance, before looking back at Jenny and telling her.

"Really, that's interesting because I believe what just happened was I told her I didn't want to answer any of her questions and that I was considering filing a stalking charge against her" The Officer seemed to raise an eyebrow at that, before looking back at the woman, who seemed to shirk back a little before doing what was probably the worst thing she could have said.

"Who are you going to believe, me or some kid" I just reached into my back pocket and pulled out my badge held it up to her, while taking a weird amount of satisfaction from the shock on her face as I said.

"That kid you're talking about happens to be standing right here, and also happens to be a part of the police, You are a interviewer that can't take no for an answer. So yes, Jenny, who are you going to listen to?" Needless to say, someone got arrested and it wasn't me.


It was about eight in the morning when my battle was set to start, so here I was sitting down waiting or my door to open up, nothing much happened since yesterday, that lady got escorted out and after that I have no clue what happened honestly. And I honestly didn't acre to try and find out what had happened in the first place, so I just sat in the quiet, for a couple more minutes before my door opened up. Standing up I placed my hands into my jacket pockets as I made my way into the stadium of loud people.

"Starting off on the red side we have Kyu a trainer that has been tearing through the competition in his first ever League. Time will tell if his flawless streak can continue"

The announcer is really starting to repeat themselves, I don't believe that they have said anything new since the second day of battles. Either way I stepped onto the platform as I looked out over the field of ice for a few moments before looking over towards my opponent, his name was Signer apparently. He almost looked like he was about to trip over himself as he walked up to his stand as the announcer called out his name.

"And here is Signer, a Trainer from Lavender Town who has been doing quite well in this competition! Can he be the one to end Kyu's streak? Well ladies and gentlemen, we are about to find out!"

I waited for a second, before the normal rules were stated before reaching downwards to my sash, grabbing onto the fourth slot. I pulled the ball off before tossing it into the air, as I watched as Mismagius was released into the stadium. She floated around for a moment, looking about, before turning towards me and held out her plush to me, taking it from her arms, I gave her a nod, as she turned and made her way out towards the ice field.

Placing the plushy by my feet, I looked out over to the other side of the field and noted that Signer's first choice was an Magnezone. I looked over the floating Pokemon for a moment, while noting that my opponent was doing the same with Mismagius, though he seemed a lot less tense when he saw the doll at my feet. Which I think is just a little rude, still I didn't dwell on it as the battle was called to begin. Moving first I called out to my ghost.

"Into the shadows" While their wasn't many to take advantage of currently, there were a few columns of ice that jutted out enough to get some shade in as she dove into one of those, as the guy across from me called out.

"Magnet Bomb Magnezone" Bloody auto tracking moves, I watched as the attack launched towards a particular shadow, so I called out towards my Ghost.

"Protect, then Mystical Fire Mismagius" She popped out of the shadow long enough to bring up the Protect barrier, as the attack slammed into the shield, before she slipped back into the shadows. After a second she reappeared in a nearby shadow and breathed her purple fire out onto the magnezone. Watching as the Pokemon spun out of the way of the attack, so I called out right afterwards.

"Shadow Ball, rapid fire" Mismagius opened her arms up, as each of the three gems on her chest glowed as three Shadow Balls formed and launched forwards. Only two hit the magnezone. Signer called out right after that.

"Zap Cannon" The magnezone spun around and pointed it's body towards my ghost before charging up the high powered electrical attack and sent it towards Mismagius, who was a bit close to dodge so instead I called out to her.

"Protect" I was over using it, protect is a surprisingly energy burning move. So the second the attack connected my Ghost dropped the shield as I called out once more.

"Mystical Fire" This time the magnezone was tired from that high voltage using attack as it took much long to get out of the way of the flames, which meant it was also a goo bit weaker as I called out.

"Now Ominous Wind" Her form seemed to darken as a wave of what seemed to be congealed shadow rushed out of her form and ran over the form of the Pokemon in front of her, and after a few second, it dropped to the ground, unconscious. Watching as the Pokemon was returned I ignored the announcer as per usual at this point as the next Pokemon was sent out, this time it was a nidoqueen surprisingly enough. After a second I called out.

"Icy Wind from the shadows" She dove into said shadows as the nidoqueen tried to hit her before she could make it with a Ice Beam, but it missed as my Ghost began to play her version of tag, as she popped out of the shadows just long enough at one of the nidoqueen's blind sides to get some damage in before floating back into the shadows by the time the Pokemon had turned around.

It took a little while but after a couple minutes the nidoqueen was in worsening condition, as her trainer didn't know what to do instead of trying to get an attack off which was to unlikely to occur with how fast my Ghost was jumping from one shadow to the next. If I wasn't the one how taught her that strategy and was completely aware of of how fast she could move in those shadows, then I would have lost her.

I made sure though that I didn't as I kept a close eye on my Ghost as the nidoqueen sent out everything that either of them thought would help. This is what the battle with that magnezone should have been, a little drawn out but ultimately an easy win. That's why auto tracking moves are a headache, if this nidoqueen had one then this wouldn't work anywhere near as well.

But the nidoqueen didn't have any so after another three minutes the bulky Pokemon collapsed. Watching as my Ghost floated out of her shadows, I noted she was tired, understandable so, that nidoqueen was a tank when it came to absorbing those attacks. Still, it wouldn't be the best idea to draw out the next battle like this, I waited as Signer pulled out his last pokeball, before tossing it into the air.

I wasn't expecting a lapras to appear, well out of the eight hundred some choices, I couldn't have really expected anything, but still. Once the battle was called to a start I watched as this time Signer seemed feed up with me going first as it seems to not spell anything good for him. As he nearly yelled out towards his lapras, with a hint of something I'm pretty sure was desperation.

"Lapras Hydro Pump now!" Not the best move he could have gone with, in fact it was a bad move to have gone with. As the lapras drew their head back as they gathered up the water needed for the high powered attack. I waited until the attack was just about to release before calling out to my Ghost, quickly as it was a bit risky of me to do in the first place.

"Float straight up! Then Thunderbolt" Mismagius barely moved above the, higher powered, Hydro Pump than I assumed it would be, before she held her hands out as a static charge gathered in between her hands before condensing into a big ball of electricity. Then she released the attack as it went straight above the still going Hydro Pump, and slammed into the lapras, knocking away it's concentration, before calling out.

"Now Power Gem" Her gems light up as dozens of similar looking cuts of brightly glowing stones rushed forwards and smashed into the lapras, over and over again. I have to give it to Signer, he knows how to train a bulky team. But that didn't mean that the lapras was going to keep on going for long, as I called out one last time.

"Shadow Ball" The attack connected and that was it. The lapras had fainted, and I had won. I have two days for a break before the last four days of battles will be back to back. After a second, I moved myself out of my thoughts, as I reached down and grabbed Mismagius' plushy to hand it to her as she floated over towards me with a happy but tired look on her face. Giving her a matching grin, I waited a moment before turning and making my way out of the stadium while still ignoring the announcer.

All they were doing was talk about the likelihood of me winning this without a single lose. I didn't care about that, because why would I? Speculation wasn't going to help me battle any better, if anything it'll just put more pressure on me. Though I did feel a grin form as I noted that no camera crew was waiting for me this time as I stepped into the hallway that I had been waiting in about twenty minutes ago.


I honestly didn't think that the battle in this chapter was that good, comparatively. But you lot also got Kyu dealing with that camera crew which evens it out I guess. Fun fact I dislike my photo being taken, or people recording me in general, I just don't like the idea of pictures of people, I find it kind of creepy in honestly which is why Kyu doesn't want to deal with being put on TV anymore than he has to. Anyway, See ya.