I Don't Own Pokemon


"Mismagius, have fun with the grunts, if they give you a problem let me know and Luxray will be right there to assist you. Absol, Servine get ready, if I say so then you're going to get back instantly, I will return you if I have to" I got nods from the two I was talking to in the latter part of my sentence while my Ghost was already off sucking the grunts into her shadow travel before they could even toss out a single pokeball. In under a minute everyone was cleared out with Proton glaring hatefully at me as he threw out two pokeballs, revealing a golbat and weezing

"Air Slash that snake, Sludge Bomb the mutt" Rude, and personally I think of Absol as more of a cat than a dog, but it's just one of those classification things I guess. Though I will say, last time a person from team rocket used Sludge Bomb near by me, I'm pretty it was when I ended up in the hospital, so I should do something about that. Time to flip this over on him.

"Protect both of you. Absol, Psycho Cut the weezing and Servine grab the bat with Vine Whip then Magical Leaf" I watched as they pulled the moves off without much difficulty but it was wrong at the same time, I know what Sludge Bombs look like, hell I've been hit by one, and that one wasn't exactly at its pull potential. It was actually a lot weaker than I was expecting, same with the Air Slash attack as well but Flying type moves are quite hard to see as those only show slight rippling in the air when under a certain level of power backing it up. It didn't match up with what the leader of this group should have, I'm pretty sure I would know. No this was more like a normal grunt.

"Damn it, Golbat Brave Bird break out of those damn vines then hit it. Weezing Gyro Ball" He gets angry quickly when things aren't going his way, but something is really off about all this, and it's really bugging the hell out of me, I was expecting to call out another Pokemon when this turned into a full team of six battle against me, but no, just those two and I don't think he has anyone other Pokemon to call out to help him. I think I'm beginning to get a very good idea about what's happening here.

Still my thoughts don't change the things happening around me, and with that I tuned back in and watched as the golbat's form exploded in a bright blue light before the vines around their form broke apart. While on the other hand the floating mass of balls that was weezing was spinning at a high speed and shot at my cat, because I'm holding onto that mental classification. But while Absol is pretty quick the weezing seems to have some speed to, so the spinning wasn't that fast because the difference isn't that big, so not hard to block.

"Absol smash them into the ground with Zen Headbutt, try to not break the flooring. Servine Protect, once they're out of steam then hit them with Magical Vines, keep a hold of them until they faint" I was expecting to blow up this room, have Vaporeon, probably, use Protect to keep the hostages safe, maybe destroy a part of this entire floor from this battle, I wasn't kidding when I said I wasn't going to pay for the property damage. I was fully expecting at least a full team of Pokemon and at least bordering on fifth gym level in terms of power.

Watching on with a sense of understandable annoyance as I figured out what was much more than likely happening here and to be honest I don't like being toyed with, in fact I hate it. So with that I stopped this mockery of a battle and instead walked forwards, completely ignoring the one fainted Poison type that was in a hole in the floors, I should make sure to train her in control some more, while the golbat was still caught and was in a constant barrage of leafs that was quickly getting close to fainting as well.

Noting that Proton was looking scared, I ignored the look and instead just pulled back a fist and nailed him right in the face. Watching as he stumbled back for a moment, I waited a second and looked on as he smacked his head against a desk on the way down, good, I hope he has a concussion from it. Sighing to myself, I looked up at the ceiling searching for a moment.

When suddenly a shadow spread out across the ceiling tiles and from there over a dozen grunts fell out and landed on Proton, it looks like Mismagius also got the ones on the stairwells as well, good it saves me the hassle of rounding all of them up. Looking anyway from the pile towards my Ghost, I smiled at her and gave a head pat while making my way around the mound of humans and walked over towards the door to the glass room the hostages were in, all looking mildly scared at me, so ungrateful.

Looking down at the door, I noted that it had a chain wrapped around it with a padlock, well I could dig around in a bunch of pockets, which is way to much close contact for me so instead of doing that, I just reached out and grabbed the chain and pulled hard. After a moment a creaking sound filled the air before the chain snapped into two pieces. I should look into figuring out how to make lock picks, well I learn to that a while ago but forgot to make a tension wrench, not to mention that I'm a little rusty but it's not as hard on the arms to pull apart steel so it'd be worth it.

Anyway, opening up the door, I poked my head in and looked at the lot of them before nodding my head backwards towards the still open doorway behind me. They didn't seem to understand what I was getting at, I'm just going to blame that on shock and not that the lot of them are complete idiots, it might be because I just got to punch a lot of people, which does wonders for my stress levels, but I'm feeling nice enough to not assume all of them are stupid.

"Well come on then, all the grunts are currently unconscious and I have to go down stairs make a joke about trees and their habit of falling on people then have to deal with this stupid situation getting on the news which is going to be quite the headache, so would you all mind expediting the process a little and get up and get a move on" After a second one stood up, a woman who gave me a shaky smile before nodding and walked out, which was an act that quickly followed by all of them quickly running out as well.

"Thanks you two, this wasn't really as big of a thing as I thought it was but it still works I guess, anyway, I'm going to return the both of you sorry but I'm about to have to go through a bunch of questioning and it would bore you to death I'm sure" I got some nods and with that I returned them. Taking a moment afterwards to get all my thoughts together, I let out a small sigh, something which I'm doing to much of, before turning and making my way out of the room.

"I know your kind of a horrible person in general but I didn't know you were one for brutality. I thought that's the reason why you always talk your way out of stuff when it's possible, but knowing that you have nothing against beating people into the ground kind of makes you a bit scarier to be honest" Riolu seems to be taking that fact surprisingly well from the light tone of voice, but considering it's Riolu, she probably will need a talk after this, but for now deflection while I wrap this stuff up, I'll have a chat later with her.

"I'm a trainer, battling is kind of literally my day job, I just happen to make sure I'm not defenseless without one of my Team being around" I was about to make another comment about something, but I stopped and turned towards a small relay camera that had a wide angle of the room, getting most of it. Turning around to look at the wall behind me, I noted that it looked very familiar to the background that Proton had when he was live, and I had never turned off the camera.

"What? Is something wrong? Why are you suddenly feeling so dreadful? Answer me you prick!" I blinked before dropping my head backwards, ignoring Riolu who yelped as I headbutted her on accident. After a second, I spun on my heel and walked over towards the with an annoyed look pulling hard on my face even when I tried to stop it for a second before giving up as I looked around the side of the item in front of me for a moment before pushing a button, turning it off.

"All of that was live, thank hell that this was just a local channel and not national otherwise I think I would rather swan dive out this widow instead of taking the stairs" I knew I was missing something, but to forget that I was interrupting a live broadcast, what in the bloody hell is wrong with me to miss that detail, I was to wrapped up in the problem in the people in the room I forgot to consider my surroundings, damn it that's annoying.

"Oh stop pitying yourself, it doesn't suit you, so just man up and deal with the fact that you attract attention like a parasite" I mean she was right but that's still rude, not to mention I was about to do that anyway, but I've figured out that dealing with emotions as they come is the quickest way to get rid of them annoying me.

"It's called emotional processing, give me a moment, being a 'sociopath' takes effort you know. Also, parasite? Really? You're the one that eats my food and uses my shoulders as a taxi and you think I'm the parasite between the two of us? I think you need to reassess our relationship" While I was saying that, I turned away from the camera and began to make my way towards the doors that lead to the stairs.


"Kyu! Kyu! Can I have a word! It's for the Johto Regional" Oh bloody hell, why does the press already have to be here. I made sure to keep the grimace off my face as I scanned all the people in my sight, about half was the police a fourth was press and the rest was the hostages who were doing something as bad as the press, trying ot get my attention, though at least they were just giving me looks like they wanted to come up and say thank you but weren't actually doing it, unlike the group of people who were trying to demand I answer their questions.

So being me, I completely ignored them and walked straight past and approached the first officer I saw. While they all are identical, Jenny's do have some differences which mostly revolve around uniform, way of wearing their hair, body posture, and a bunch of other small factors that I've learned to look for from my own experience with twins in my last life. With all that in mind, I'm about seventy percent sure that this was the Jenny that I unsuccessfully left Riolu with.

"I don't know if you were watching the tv while I was up there but there's a good dozen or so unconscious grunts up on the stream floor" She nodded before signaling to a bunch of policemen off to the side, who then rushed into the building. Nodding to myself that I was now done here, I was about to turn and walk away but before I did, I remembered what I needed to say. Turning back I also said.

"Oh yeah, by the way, Proton is just a front man, he isn't actually the new leader of Team Rocket so this still isn't over just yet, thought you would like to know" It was quite clear from all the facts that I saw during my little confrontation with the man, he had no idea what he was doing, just spewing out bull but the only real thing he said was that Team Rocket was back and that he was the leader all the rest was filler, which means he only ad to say those two things and to make the rest seem more grand as a clear cry for attention, so he's just the puppet in this situation.

A fall man encase he was stupid enough to get caught and it also has the bonus effect that with him caught then no one would think that the Rockets would be an issue anymore as the boss was taken out which would just let the real one be able to work from the shadows. Clever, it's what I would have done if I was the leader of a criminal organization, but sadly with the police informed all this does is make Team Rocket look weak for having been caught in its play on the first outing.

"What do you mean that Proton isn't the leader of Team Rocket?" Looking back to Jenny, I noted that maybe I should have said everything I just thought about instead of thinking about it to save me time of having to explain it over again. Well whatever, it's my own fault for being a bit too blunt but in my defense I have a lot of thoughts in my head at the moment and jumping from topic to topic in rapid fire is taking quite the bit of focus at the moment. So with that I began to explain my logical reasoning.


I have a lot of bloody plans for Goldenrod now that I'm looking at it, I still have the gym and the contest in the city to write out and those are just the necessary ones. Anyway, hindsight aside I got say it's nice to have plans up and in motion again, everything was a bit stalled during Unova but that was the point of it in the first place, and with that in mind I kind of held back from jumping into more forwards moving plots when Kyu first arrived in Johto but time to really get back into the swing of things. See ya.