I Don't Own Pokemon


It was a few hours later and everyone, after a bit of explain, seemed to be getting along well with Mew, though some freaked out to all hell. I think Riolu remembered my words that the she could fight the next Legendary and had a small panic that I was spiteful enough to go get a bloody Legendary just to mess with her, which means both that her reaction was bloody hilarious and she really does not have a high opinion of me. Which probably should be insulting for me, but I mean, it's accurate.

Currently, it was just before sunrise and I was wondering how much it'll take for Mew to get tired out, Legendary be damned, I was tired just from watching the bloody cat. Endless energy seems absolutely horrifying when it bleeds over into one's personality. I think that might be what Mismagius has on a lower level, because the two of them act like best friends, and the prospect of what that would mean, well the concept allow is pretty terrifying.

At least that's what I'm guessing as everyone seemed to shudder a bit every time those two broke out into a giggle fit, probably worrying over what it would mean for the rest of them. It was amusing and I let them all have their fun for this long but I am curious about why Mew was here in the first place, because I have a feeling that's there's more to this story than them just being bored.

So with that, I walked over to the two floating, still giggling, Pokemon and tapped the pink one of the two on the shoulder. The Pokemon in question, a Legendary, said to be the originator of all non Legendary Pokemon, squeaked before flipping around to face me, upside down at that. Looking at the Pokemon, I gave a side glance at Mismagius, as she was the one that seems to have a habit of being upside down at random points of time, and I have a feeling this was a result of her talking to the Pokemon floating in front of me.

But she just smiled in that innocent way that was way to much to be even remotely believable, I'm actually pretty sure that's the face I use when I'm trying to mess with people. Well, it makes sense I guess, a highly manipulative person's traits are some how going to rub off on those closest to them, especially when that person is practically the dad of the group. Whatever, this isn't exactly knew information and I have another thing to do, so with that I turned back to the floating pink cat and asked.

"So, besides boredom, why are you in Johto, and more specifically, why did you find me out of everyone. Sure I saved you that one time but I'm not sure why your here now" Mew seemed to think on it for a second before shrugging and flipped in the air so they were right side up.

"I kind of don't know anyone else to go play with. Besides you're fun! So win win!" That's kind of a little sad, that this Pokemon, one of the most damn social beings I've ever met, doesn't know anyone, that must be lonely. I'm hardly a social person at all, but I still couldn't image such an existence like that, it would be horrible. Well that least their the kind of Pokemon to be cheerful enough that such a thing wouldn't effect them, well not as much as such a thing should have.

"Well, you're welcome here then I guess. Though, random question, what happened with you and Mewtwo, because I remember that a while ago you two had a talk, and I'm kind of curious about what the after effects were" It was a side thought of mine for over a bloody year now, because I still have no idea about what even my own god damn talk with Mewtwo resulted in.

"Oh that, he tried to destroy the world I guess, but like every Legendary tried that at some point, so I don't think it means much" Mew really should have phrased that not as bluntly, mostly because everyone was now looking over at them in shock about it. Though I wasn't all that surprised that Mewtwo still tried it, no instead I looked over towards Zekrom and raised an eyebrow at them. Zekrom seemed to not want to answer my unasked question, but I just tilted my chin downward, making my my look more imploring, forcing my Legendary to finally say.

"I might have once, but to be fair, I was still merged with Reshiram at the time, I think it was even before I met the two kings" Oh, neat, I think I would care more about that if it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't careless about it. I mean why would I care about something that trivial from probably something that happened centuries ago before Zekrom was even their own being.

"Oh ok, what about you Mew, have you ever tried to destroy the world?" The cat seemed to think about it, probably trying to remember if they ever tried to do so themself, but after a moment it seemed that nothing seemed to spring to mind so they just shrugged before saying.

"I know a mew that lives up in Kalos that tried but besides that I don't think I ever tried myself, I mean if the world was destroyed then I'd have no one to play with!" I kind of forgot that theirs more than one Legendary of each kind. Though of course that's only for some of them, I don't even want to think about what the world would be like if there was more than say one palkia.

"Well you aren't incorrect" Mew just giggled at that while I wondered what I should do now, I mean, I would rather get some travel in, the trip to Ecrukteak was only going to take at most a week and if I can keep up my normal pace then I'm sure it can be half a week. But all that is not accounting for whatever the hell Mew's going to do, which I have a feeling is gong to effect my planned schedule.

"So are you going to stick around like another Legendary Pokemon I know, or are you going to go off and explore to see if you can find anything else to entertain yourself with?" I ignored Zekrom's mutter about whatever they were saying to defend theirself. As I was more focused on Mew, who was humming to themself, dear lord the pronouns are going to be a pain if Zekrom and Mew are around each other, I should do something about that.

"I have no idea! I don't really have anything else to do so if you don't mind I think you'd be fun to play with" As they, she? he? I should come up with a definitive answer for that, because they're going to be sticking around. The bloody problem here is that they don't have a gender and if it wasn't for the fact that I'm going to end up confusing myself with all the them, their, and theys that would be thrown around then I wouldn't bother. Pronouns don't really mean anything to me to be honest, it just makes classification a bit easier and that's about it.

Well things to think about at a time that isn't this, so with that I began to start packing up while letting Mew know we would be walking for a bit today, before making sure everyone was rounded up to help me not have to worry about anything.


Five days later and I was closer to Ecuteak than I thought I would be, mostly because I am or am not have gotten lost once, but that's just par for the course with em so I'm just pretending it never happened to begin with. Though besides that, Mew, who I've started to call she mostly just because she seemed to get along the best with Mismagius who was female.

Not the best reason but I needed something and I truly couldn't care enough to find a better fit for it, and because Mew straight up told me she didn't care one way or another, in fact I think she found the whole thing funny to be honest, and I have this feeling that the main reason why this was bugging me so much is because it's annoying to write out for someone else, more than likely the author version of me.

I wonder out of the two of us which one is the biggest prick, I mean I'm certainly no saint but he's the one that controls everything that comes in my way and he knows how I would deal with such things. Eh, it doesn't really matter, I don't care all that much if at all to be honest about something as small as pronoun usage. In fact I can even understand it, I mean I use to be him, I know what writing a world is like.

Anyway, moving past all that unimportant background thoughts and stuff, a great thing that happened recently is that I finally got some good sleep in and wasn't feeling as if I was about to fall over from drowsiness. Which I have to say really help's my ability to think clearly, of course it wasn't all that clear because my head is almost always filled with enough stray thoughts that I doubt I ever think all that clearly.

So with that known I was about two to three maybe four hours out from Ecuteak at the moment and I have no idea as to what I should do with Mew, I mean, she's a Legendary and I don't think I really want to deal with what some idiot might do with someone recognizes her. I mean sure everyone that knows what I look like knows I have a Legendary with me, but two? I don't really want to deal with that.

It probably wouldn't be that bad and this is probably just my paranoia coming out to mess with me but there's a reason why I didn't want to be seen with her the last time she appeared with me. Though that reason is kind of null and void now thanks to Zekrom, damn it, I'm just over thinking this I know it, so I should stop being idiotic and just deal with it. Besides it's not like she's my Pokemon so...wait, she's not my Pokemon, she's wild which means a pokeball will capture her.

I mean it she would fight it and get out pretty easily but in that time of her being in a pokeball, someone could grab it and run, and I really don't want to deal with another man hunt involving a Legendary Pokemon, the last one was more than enough for me to never want to have it happen again. I'm overthinking this again, I wonder what I should do though, because that is a thing that could happen, even though no one really knows what a mew would look like.

But I mean come on, it's me, lets be honest, if it could happen it will happen. That's just my life, so I'm not really sure what I should do in this situation, well, it's not like this is my choice only, I should ask Mew about it as well as I mean this concerns her as well. Well, no time like the present, because well, I can't really be in any other time besides the present. So with that I changed course, so instead of walking straight forwards, I was walking over towards Mew and my Ghost while still walking forwards.

"Hey Mew I have a question" I had called it out before I had gotten to the floating Legendary, to get her attention, Mismagius seemed to understand I wanted to talk to her alone, because this conversation was a pretty important thing to discuss, and with that gave a salute to her Captain before floating over towards where Vaporeon, Servine, and Riolu were, sitting on Luxray's back.

"Yeah? What do ya want to know?" She seemed curious so I just decided to be a bit blunt about what I was thinking about. I mean there wasn't a reason to beat around the bush, and I have a strong feeling that she isn't one to be able to understand subtlety.

"I was wondering what would happen if someone recognized you. I mean a pokeball wouldn't hold you but I'd rather not have people know that you'd be able to be captured in the first place if someone tried. I'd rather not have a repeat of how we met with me defending you from being taken by some idiots" She blinked, like this was the first time she had thought about such a thing before deciding that she had a brilliant idea from the look on her face before saying.

"I have an idea!" Before I could say anything she swooped down to my belt and tapped on one of the pokeballs on my belt, one that didn't have one of my Team assigned to it, and the second after it was primed she tapped it again and was sent into the ball. I just blinked before sighing as I dropped my head back and decided that maybe I should have talked about this a bit more before she could have gotten that idea.

Because now I can say I've caught two Legendary Pokemon, but of which I didn't even want to do in the first place, and as I listened to the pokeball click, sounding that the capture was successful, I knew that this will lead to some kind of headache, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day, I can tell this will come back to annoy the hell out of me.