A very dubious, very cracky origin for Rey.
Tatooine
The man's grip on reality seemed a little looser than other people's, but he was utterly convinced of what he said. It was just that what he said came close to making Poe and Finn's heads hurt in ways neither of them had ever imagined.
Poe, being the kind man he was, very gently started to clarify what Boba Fett had told them, while Finn started to figure just how they were going to explain this to the pertinent parties.
"You had a vision while being digested by the Sarlacc, that indicated that if someone of the Skywalker bloodline and Han Solo had a child it would either be the salvation or destruction of the universe."
"Yes," Fett nodded emphatically while he went through some ceremony, which he assured them would result in tea.
"If the child was a boy, it would be disaster; if the child was a girl, everything would fine, even better than before. But that Leia Organa was destined to only have one child"
"That's the Vision I was shone."
"So when Ben Solo-Organa was born you feared the universe would come to an end and took steps to prevent that," Poe began to pace in the small house that once belonged to Obi-Wan Kenobi. He really was beginning to wish he had gone with the General to the new Republic capital, " which involved creating a child from the genetic material of Luke Skywalker and Han Solo."
"Yep, Skywalker was the easy one, killed two mynocks with one blaster bolt, retrieved his hand and the lightsaber. Gave the lightsaber to Maz and took the hand to Kamino for safe keeping," the old man frowned, "Solo was surprisingly hard to get material from, it took a little longer," then Fett smiled again, and Poe was hard pressed not to smiled along with him, "but I got it, and then had Rey made. The universe is Safe now."
"Why the kriff did you leave her on Jakku?!" Finn burst out incredulously.
"Because I couldn't exactly drop her off with Skywalker. She would have died in the massacre," Fett snapped back, almost dropping a very heavy pot of water on Finn's feet, "besides that was not my doing. Dengar screwed that one up. She was supposed to live here with me until the Right Time."
"Why didn't you go after her?"
"Because Bossk and Cradossk got concerned that I was acting 'irrationally' and decided I needed to be 'looked after' like I was ten again. When those two agree on something it's hard to escape them," Fett scowled darkly, "by the time I got loose, it would have been dangerous to go after her."
