Yo Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm so happy to add another one-shot to the sexy trio's love life XD This time Saitama has a whole new battlefield to face haha!
I hope you're having a good holidays - or if you aren't, than drink some plum choya and yuzu like me. Sweet drinking makes even Christmas look like a dreamland. A dreamland of doujins… *Cough*
Your reviews were the best present and gave me the strength to finish this in time for Jingle Bell time, so thank you :3 lots of kisses for that~ (reverse harem one punch style kisses perhaps?)(or Sebastian. Cuz. Sebas.)
Made some fan art. I post it under another pen name, so if you happen to see it in the wild, don't worry. It's me. You'll know it's my account if adventuress, fuoshi and azuki is involved. Just trying to add it as a book cover image to this story tho cause WHY YAOI GODS WHY?! Can't fig out how to post in this chapter. Oh well.
Got into wedding dress Saitama after this chapter (oh god, I might do a reverse harem with a certain arrogant martial artist in another story soon. The latest chapters man…Why do I always favor the evil underdogs when it comes to topping Saitama? Why? I don't even feel guilty for the poor hero!)
Okay, onwards to the story! Kanpai and Yo Ho Ho Ho!
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It was just another day living with his aggressive disciple and his … rival. It was just another day…
"White's not really my color…" He mumbled sleepily. He didn't even find this latest event to be strange. After the bottle and the vibrator and the endless lovemaking, the hero was quick to adapt. Just how strong was his adaptability? This was even crazier than the day he turned bald and gained god-level strength!
Ah, well. Breakfast time. He loved ramen. He hoped it was ramen today…
Saitama woke up to find himself in a dress…as he heard Genos and Sonic fight over whose gonna marry him in the USA…He ignored the white fabric covering his legs - after the past few months, he got quite used to the bizarre lifestyle. After all, they gave him free food and massaged his back and even made sure he wouldn't get too cold at night. He was getting really pampered. When they offered to move to a mansion, he refused. He liked his simple life in the apartments. There were no neighbors that complained when he punched things by accident…
He shook his head and turned on the TV. Ramen already waited on the low table set out in front, covered with a heart-covered lid. Saitama grimaced at the hearts, but appreciated the thick, delicious aroma of noodles. There was even chicken and fish cakes! Not bad, not bad.
He picked up his chopsticks as the news went on, "In other news, a man apparently asked the mayor to fly his hoverboard in his own backyard reporting that the aerial rights were taken…"
That's when the hero said, "We shouldn't need the government's approval to do what we want with such a matter." He absentmindedly ate his ramen, entirely focused on the news. Sluuuurp!
What he didn't realize was the change of color in the two "roomie's" eyes at those words.
Genos immediately got out his pen, "You are right, Master!"
Sonic was also touched. "Wow. That's not a bad idea, darling!"
Genos shut his notebook. Sonic dusted off his ninja outfit. They both faced Saitama next to him and on opposite sides and sat on their knees formally. Sonic shut off the TV with the remote and Genos gently put his finger on Saitama's chopsticks just as he took another bite. "Master." "Dear."
At the same time, they both bowed and said, "Please marry me!"
They both brought out a golden ring. One was simple with silver. The other had swirls of diamonds inlaid.
Sonic glared, "Thought over money."
Genos snorted, "Money makes a man reliable."
Electricity clashed as their glares heated up, but they stopped and focused on the hero. Saitama stiffened at the newest mental attack and smiled fakely, "U-Uh…We're too young and not ready for commitment. You can always take your time. Maybe the right partner will -"
Sonic grabbed the hero's chin and said, "You are my right partner!"
Genos whacked the ninja's arm off and grabbed his chin back to him. "No, you are mine!"
While they were arguing, the hero noticed the clock and hurried to change.
Two hands clasped down on his shoulders and he couldn't budge. Damn. Ever since they…tested him…he just wasn't as invincible with the two men around. It was weird taking 5 minutes to get ready intead of 5 seconds.
The men lowered their voices, "And where do you think you're going?"
"To work. So let go!" Saitama puffed his cheeks. "I hate being this helpless."
Genos frowned, his eyes begging, "Masterrrrr, you dont' need to work…I'll take care of everything…"
Sonic joined in, "Just stay with us. And besides - you're going to be busy today."
"With what?"
"Our honeymoon!"
"EHHHHH? But we're not married?!"
He tried to run only to be carried bridal style by the two grooms - er, well by Genos who kicked Sonic to the side and he ended up holding Saitama's hand instead. The three walked side by side until they reached the balcony door and a floating Chronicle that hovered outside the railings. It was draped in pink and purple ribbons with a 'just married' sign hanging down the back. "Time to hop in!"
"WAIIIIIIIIT!"
They jumped in the car and flew off.
They landed on a tropical island where no one else lived. White sand beaches, blue surf and a rainbow of flowers dotted the shoreline. Nothing was spared. The words Honeymoon were painted on a banner hanging from a flagpole. Saitama sweated as Genos carried him bridal-style.
Genos just entered the door to their beach cottage when his cell rang. He looked at the text. "Shit. A meeting of S Class heroes. I don't want to go." He looked up at Saitama with pleading eyes. "Can I just quit?"
Saitama didn't want Genos to give up his career for him just for this! "No!"
"Aww…I guess you're right…" Genos looked down like a stuck puppy and Saitama could barely reign in his pity.
"I…I'll wait, so…Wait, I mean - !" Saitama waved his hands as he tried to clear up any misunderstandings, but Genos beamed in happiness.
"You'll wait for me! Oh, thank you, Master! I love you!" Genos gave him a sloppy kiss before he rushed out the door. "I'll be quick! Promise!" Before he left, he glared at Sonic, "Don't fucking start without me."
"I won't. Even I know how it would feel if my honeymoon started without me. This is Saitama's first and last honeymoon."
The hero squealed, "Hey! Don't make me sound pathetic! So what if I've never tied the knot…or had sex before you guys…"
"It's not pathetic, it's perfect!"
"I'll make it up to you, Master!" Genos waved while Sonic hugged Saitama. At the sight, the cyborg glared jealously, but forced himself to keep going. It was his Master's dear wish, after all. "DAAAAAMN IIIIIIIIIT!"
He blasted off the ground and disappeared into the sky.
"Great. I have you to myself." Sonic threw the door close.
"We don't want the dress to get dirty. Don't worry, Genos said to wait to enter you, but I can still help you relaaaax."
Sonic quickly took off the wedding dress before Saitama could blink and draped the dress neatly in the closet before turning around to look at the now naked man.
"Now then…" The ninja jumped onto the bed and nestled himself between Saitama's legs.
Sonic lapped at his lips as he pressed him harder against the soft bed. The plush mattress seemed to envelope him until all he could feel was the friction of Sonics smooth tights against his naked thighs. Even then, the hard arousal of Sonic poked from beneath his tights.
Saitama moaned. "S-Soooonic!" His hips wrenched up and moved outside of his control. He rolled his hips against the ninja's in circular motions that rocked the bed. "Nnh…"
Sonic's breaths grew harsher as he moved faster, wrapping his rough hands against Saitama's wrists and pressing them to the bed. More and more he rocked against the hero, even wrapping the hero's thighs against him with one hand. "Saitma…!"
"Haa…Haa…!" They stayed like this, moving faster and faster until Sonic came in his tights. "Nnh…!" A blissful look reddened the ninja's face and Saitama couldn't look away. In fact…
"…more…" he whispered.
"Hm?" Sonic hovered over him, his long hair folding across the pillow so it covered them.
"I said! … M-More…" Saitama looked away in embarrassment. "I want more." He blushed hard.
Sonic froze then as if the world collapsed. He couldn't believe his hero has finally given in of his own volition, with his own lips, wanting him and saying it directly. "Say it again."
"You…!" Saitama turned to glare at him, but froze when he saw the predatory look in Sonic's eyes. "Umm."
"Say. It. Again." Sonic growled out as he ran one hand along Saitama's waist, massaging his fingers against those chiseled abs. "Or I won't stop teasing you."
"…!" Saitama gaped.
Sonic pressed down into his flesh and rubbed then he slid his fingers lower…lower…
"S-stop - "
…And held the hero's precious thing in his grasp. With wicked rubs, he pressed his thumb along the tip and watched as Saitama could only lift his head back in pleasure. "Gh -!"
Sonic leaned in until his lips met his ear and whispered huskily, "Say it, my love."
Saitama shuddered at that voice. "P-Please…"
"Yes?" He rubbed more.
"Please! I…want more."
"More what?" He whispered even softer.
The hero couldn't stop trembling at the hot air that blew between that ninja's lips. "I want more of you."
"Good boy. I shall reward you." Then he fiercly wrapped his lips on Saitama's and kissed him hard. Meanwhile, the ninja pulled at the back of Saitama's waist and pulled him against his needing member hard. His dick poked the hero's butthole as they moved against each other.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"Nn…!"
Sonic pounded into him more and more, but his tights made sure he couldnt' enter the hero completely. Saitama ended up widening his legs even wider as his ass melted against Sonic's thrusts.
They went crazy, rutting like wolves in heat.
It was only after Saitama couldn't handle anymore of the friction that Sonic came and shuddered against him. Then he fell across the hero's body, limp in satisfaction. "Ahh…"
Saitama's face was a deep red as he also breathed hard against the ninja, listening to both their pounding hearts. He came and wet spurted between the two. They collapsed among the sheets.
Sonic laughed. "Technically, I never entered you. So Genos can fuck off. We waited."
"Ah…" What could the hero even say to that. He was already out of sorts.
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Later, Genos came in the room. "Hey! You didn't start the honeymoon without me!"
"We didn't."
"Good. That S Class meeting took too long. If it wasn't part of Master's training, I'd quit." He jumped on the bed and nuzzled Saitama's neck just as he kicked Sonic to the floor. "Ahh…I missed you."
"Fuck you, cyborg!"
"Kiss my ass, tiny man."
"I only want one hero's ass, walking dildo."
Saitama hid his face in his hands at their words. And what could he tell Genos about the training - that he just bullshitted him? Maybe it's best the cyborg kept to his job…Sonic was already bad enough being a freelancer. If both of the crazy men had too much time, his ass would never make it to next year!
Genos wrapped his arms around Saitama. "Why are you naked? Where's the dress?"
"We didn't want it dirty. Here. Dress him." Sonic tossed the dress toward Genos. "Hey, don't look at me like that. I just helped him pass time. I didn't enter him like I promised."
"…Whatever." Genos lifted Saitama up and raised his arms. He placed the dress over his head and even smoothed out the folds. Sitting on the bed, Saitama looked like a maiden on her - er, his - wedding night. Complete with a veil. "Quick! Take a picture!"
"Already done." Sonic took pictures and Genos used his memory to forever emblazen this image in his head. He'll later print out the memory. Robot power was useful!
Saitama brought his knees close to him, but Genos's hips got in the way so it seemed like he was tightening his legs around the hot cyborg instead.
Genos's eyes darkened with lust. "Masterrr…"
"Wait, I was trying to - "
Genos plunged his tongue in Saitama's open mouth and kissed him hard.
"…!" What was with these men and cutting him off AGAIN?! Despite his indignation, the resistant hero melted into his heated kiss.
Genos then released Saitama and lifted him up by his legs so his ass popped out from under his dress. No underwear. Perfect.
The blonde cyborg then trailed his fingers up his thigh until he found the white garter he just put on Saitama when he dressed him up. "You look so hot and vulnerable, Master. Should we make you more vulnerable?"
He pressed his thighs apart and Saitama's dick popped out. It was shaved and a nice pink thanks to the men… taking care of his needs. Especially in baths.
Sonic crawled on all fours as he proceeded to lick under Saitama's balls.
Saitama yelped as he felt the rough slick tongue licking him from under there. But he couldn't even see pass his puffy white wedding dress and resorted to mewling sadly. "No…It's too much!" The licking went faster until he felt lips enclose around his entire thing and he moaned loudly, "Ahhhh!"
Genos licked his lips and lifted his legs higher, allowing Sonic to place his fingers into Saitama's ass as he mouthed him. "Mm…"
Up and down he bobbed as he plunged his digits in and out.
This went on until Saitama felt himself scream himself hoarse. Then the fingers stopped and Sonic wiped his mouth on his sleeve. He tore off his ninja suit while Genos undressed and the two chiseled men (well, one more sculpted than chiseled) surrounded Saitama on each side.
They stared at the hero's panting face as he lay limp on the sheets, his dress still fluffed around him.
Sonic smirked. "Feel good?"
"Haa…" The hero just kept panting. It felt too good.
"Great. Then the Honeymoon can really begin." Sonic pounced on him and before Saitama could move, he plunged his dick inside Saitama's wet hole.
Thrrrrust! Th-thrust. Innnn. Out. Innn. Out.
He pounded into him as Saitama screamed in pleasure. "Ah ah ahhhhH!"
Genos held out his own dick as he crawled up to the pillow and stuck it in the hero's lips.
Over and over they plunged and at some point even switched positions. Sonic would plunge into Saitama's mouth as Genos thrust in the back.
They held out rings and placed one on Saitama's finger as he begged for more.
Their training paid off when Saitama became more addicted to their dicks and a lustful haze came over the hero. For Genos and Sonic, it was a dream come true. This sexy beast that was lurking in their Master has finally been released.
They had more fun when Sonic brought out some…toys. Chains and heated gel. Even red lingerie.
Saitama couldn't remember how many outfits he wore when he went crazy. From red lacy panties to nothing but black stockings…at one point there was a teacher's stick…
Genos gave a feral sound as he plunged harder into Saitama, lifting one leg up higher to get more of an angle as he thrusted. By now, he memorized all of Master's most sensitive spots….
The two plunged into him all night. The only sounds were the ocean waves beating the shore and Saitama's piercing screams. On and on until the sun set.
When they finally let him sleep, white cum leaked from his asshole onto the sheets. Genos and Sonic stared at the sight and smiled as they did him some more when he slept.
"Saitama! MASTER!"
"DEAR! SAITAMA, Saitama, Saitama…!"
Even then it wasn't enough.
He was all theirs.
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Later the next few days, they decided to finally leave the bed and go drinking on the beach.
The hero exclaimed, "Now this is a vacation! Drinks on the beach! Like Hawaii, right?!" Soon enough the hero complained about work - or in this case, his hero fights with weirdoes who liked to attack weird places. From a tentacle monster to some pretty boy with a thing for bald men. He didn't get them. Was it his muscles?
The three super men sat around the sands of the beach and drank their hearts away. The full moon shone on them in all their naked glory. It was nice having a private island. Everything was going well until…
"What?" Sonic growled.
"Yeah, that villain from last month liked to aim for my buttocks for some reason. I never told you cause why would I? Ahahaha! I won that battle! My butt muscles were tougher!"
The room chilled as Saitama blurted that out.
"Where…did he touch exactly?" This time Genos hissed.
"Ohhh. He just tried to pull apart my ass cheeks, but I knew he was testing my muscles for a weakness. I don't have one! So I just punched him out after. Looooooser! I WIN!" He cheered as he took another swing of soju. "Mm!"
Genos clenched his fist and the metal grated. "What was his name…?"
"I don't knwoooowwww." He swayed.
"No matter. I'll find him."
Sonic nodded. "I'll help."
The two nodded at each other and Sonic brought out a paper. "Saitama, dear, won't you sign this? It'll make us feel much more secure."
Saitama blearily looked down at the paper. "What is this?" He was still drunk off the wine.
"Sign it and you'll get a lot of money. More kelp as a bonus."
Genos added in, "You'll get your hair back!"
"Ohhh! Okay!" Saitama's eyes widened in excitement as his blush deepened. He smiled happily. "'Kay!" He chirped. Yay! He didn't need to worry about food or rent~ Saitama signed his name naively while the two men grinned evilly.
The words 'Marriage Contract' emblazened the top.
Finally…
They were officially married.
It was now all together. Nothing will keep them away from now on.
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After another late night session of jealous sex, the two men met on the beach with a vow of silence and a plan to get rid of a certain villain. Sonic tipped back a beer while Genos glared out into the horizon.
How dare someone touch their Master?! Their…wife! (They'll say husband to Master's face, of course)
"Now if Saitama would stop getting odd looks from those dogs they call men outside. Should we make him quit hero work?"
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Ahaha! Hope you liked the latest chapter! (^0^)/
Also, fan fiction is weird with jpg's so trying to add art to book cover part of this story. Hopefully it works! It's on a SonicxSaitamaxGenos Wedding illustration I made.
And Merry Christmas (just finished most of this on Xmas so there ya go.)
