Moshi Moshi? WitchySkies here. No, I don't speak English. This ain't my phone. Ciao.
Ahem. Phone scammers at large these days. But that's all good cause….
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER. Incredibles 2, One Punch Man season 2 said to be released soon, Studio Ghibli amusement park in the works. I cleaned my room. Now all I own is a box, a small suitcase, a printer and a guitar. And an ungodly amount of Ghee. YES, BABY.
*Breathes heavily*
My life is complete. Viva la Anime. (On that note, Cheif Kim korean drama is MY FANTASY. I love Cheif Kim. If Gintama were a hot swindler with sexy eye bags and mixed with the machinations of a human Xellos, I'd find Kim. I love Namgoong Min now. Fangirl tranfomation complete~!)
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[Preview]
"What?" Sonic growled.
"Yeah, that villain from last month liked to aim for my buttocks for some reason. I never told you cause why would I? Ahahaha! I won that battle! My butt muscles were tougher!"
The room chilled as Saitama blurted that out.
"Where…did he touch exactly?" This time Genos hissed.
"Ohhh. He just tried to pull apart my ass cheeks, but I knew he was testing my muscles for a weakness. I don't have one! So I just punched him out after. Looooooser! I WIN!" He cheered as he took another swing of soju. "Mm!"
Genos clenched his fist and the metal grated. "What was his name…?"
"I don't knwoooowwww." He swayed.
"No matter. I'll find him."
Sonic nodded. "I'll help."
The two nodded at each other and Sonic brought out a paper. "Saitama, dear, won't you sign this? It'll make us feel much more secure."
Saitama blearily looked down at the paper. "What is this?" He was still drunk off the wine.
"Sign it and you'll get a lot of money. More kelp as a bonus."
Genos added in, "You'll get your hair back!"
"Ohhh! Okay!" Saitama's eyes widened in excitement as his blush deepened. He smiled happily. "'Kay!" He chirped. Yay! He didn't need to worry about food or rent~ Saitama signed his name naively while the two men grinned evilly.
The words 'Marriage Contract' emblazened the top.
Finally…
They were officially married.
It was now all together. Nothing will keep them away from now on.
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After another late night session of jealous sex, the two men met on the beach with a vow of silence and a plan to get rid of a certain villain. Sonic tipped back a beer while Genos glared out into the horizon.
How dare someone touch their Master?! Their…wife! (They'll say husband to Master's face, of course)
"Now if Saitama would stop getting odd looks from those dogs they call men outside. Should we make him quit hero work?"
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Saitama woke up with a headache. "Ugh…How much did I drink last night?"
He stumbled to the bathroom door and blearily looked into the mirror. Eye bags, sick look and sweat. Was that…Yep. White…ahem. Ignoring that. The hero splashed his face with water as for the first time he seriously considered his circumstances. I've grown weaker. No, more like vulnerable. I couldn't even get drunk before - or poisoned or anything. I was too strong and nothing could affect my body…until now.
The bald hero gazed into the mirror. "I'm starting to feel human again."
At that moment, Sonic burst in the bathroom. "Saitama! There you are!" He dashed forward in a split second and hugged the lithe hero hard. The dark-ringed ninja nuzzled his face in the hero's neck desperately as he said, "You scared me! I thought you were kidnapped."
Saitama felt a strange tug at his heart at the sight. When was the last time someone worried about him like this? Before hero-dom, he meant. His parents died a long time ago and he had no friends so having someone worry about him felt…Strange. And nice. With a soft smile, he softly patted the top of Sonic's head. Huh. Soft. "I'm Ok. Thanks, Sonic."
They stayed in each other's arms for a bit when Saitama had to ask, "Where's Genos?"
"Tch." Sonic rubbed his nose deeper into the hero's bare chest as he whined, his voice muffled, "Hwe's at worksh. Meeting."
"Hn. That makes sense." Saitama stretched his arms up and said, "Let's eat!"
"Of course!" Sonic leapt back. "You must be starving after last night! My apologies, darling. Let's go." He was about to exit the door when he turned his head back and swept his dark gazes down Saitama's body. With a sexy grin, he said, "Don't bother changing. The ramen will be cold."
Saitama shuffled his feet as a blush flooded his face though he didn't quite catch why. He should be used to being naked in front of him by now…He should…but that gaze never failed to unnerve him. Between the ninja's sultry, conniving looks and Genos's passionate desperation, they always made him shiver. Not even a 50-foot monster made him shiver.
"Y-Yes. L-Let's eat, then." They shuffled out.
It was a peaceful morning even if Genos was busy at work. A cozy atmosphere filled the cabin. Sonic whistled and Genos's car flew down. "Voice recongition and it drives itself. Gives us plenty of time," was all Sonic said. On the ride home, he kept kissing him while the car drove itself without incident. Everything was perfect for when Genos would meet up…
What they could never have expected was that the cyborg would come home in pieces. And blood.
"Genos! What happened? You're a horror film." Saitama ran up and Sonic called the Professor. Genos had all his body parts this time, but blood covered him. "Are you okay?! No. I mean, we'll get help!" For the first time, Saitama felt anxious. His emotions grew more powerful when these two were involved. I'm too weak. If this is all I can do when they get hurt, maybe I should go back to how I was before. I could barely lift him up!
Genos must have sensed something in the hero's tone since he swiftly held Saitama's face with both hands and bonked his his forehead lightly on his. "Don't worry. I'll be fine. It's not my blood."
"Oh - thank god. It's not your - Woah. Then a monster?" The hero also began to notice he asked more questions now. Strange what…deep affection…can do to a man.
"
Just then, a purple fog emerged and a heat swept over the men. The door burst open and a beast fell in. It was nothing but a giant tree-like creature made of purple tentacles that swerved around. Genos swore, "It's…the one…I stabbed….an alien monster…" He couldn't finish his words before gasping. "Too…much….aphrodisiac….pleasure…."
The monster gave off a high-pitched cackle and launched it's tentacles at them. The tentacles caught Sonic and Genos and within seconds all clothes melted. They fell limp as the drug in the fog got to them and Saitama could see their huge dicks rising higher and higher.
Slimy, purple threads wrapped around their members and the men flinched. They rose in the air until nothing but tentacles held them up and masturbated them. Some went in their mouths, others around their nipples.
Saitama's eyes went red and he roared as he charged the monster. "DON'T TOUCH MY STUDENT AND RIVAL!" He paused. "I mean husband. That sounds better." He punched the thing, but because he wasn't at full strength, he could only make it stop it's attack and loosen the tentacle around Genos and Sonic. "Tch. I got spoiled by one punches."
Then Saitama got caught instead and the tentacle began to wrap around his dickand slowly enter his ass as it pumped. Up, down, up, down. Over and over until it was furiously pumping and Saitama moaned loudly. Sonic and Genos still laid on the ground trying to recover from the drugs they breathed in. It seemed to like the hero better as it ignored the two after.
"Nn…! Ahhh….! No! Stop!" He struggled to move, but slowly the drug affected him and he could only feel intense stabs of pleasure with each motion. "Ahhhhnnn!" He threw his head back as he climaxed, but the pumping continued.
As he screamed out once more, the two on the ground finally returned to their senses. They whipped their heads up and got in battle stance only to freeze. Genos could only breathe out, "Master…"
Gulp. "…" Sonic stayed silent as his eyes absorbed the sight of his hero laid out before him like in a hentai. Everything itched to touch him, but he couldn't let the moment pass. It was too good a sight. His darling hero looking so erotic…
For a while, they could just stare and gulp until they snapped out of it long enough to kill the beast. Genos wasted no time and grabbed the beast's heart and crushed it. "Haaa….Haaa…." The men breathed deeply before unquestionly grabbing the heaving Saitama and heading to the shower in synchronization. The hero barely had time to register what just happened when the showerhead blasted warm water all over him and the others.
Blood dripped down the drain, but thankfully no wounds. The men finally relaxed a little when Genos cornered Saitama in the shower and said, "Why did you try to attack the monster alone? You know it takes 7 minutes, 10 seconds and 3.2 milliseconds for you to be at full strength. You only had 5 mintues more to go."
Saitama hung his head. "I didn't want to feel useless. And when I saw you touched by those tentacles, I just…snapped. I'm sorry, Genos. You almost died because of me." He turned to Sonic. "I'm sorry, too, Sonic."
Genos shook his head furiously while Sonic tenderly caressed his hand. "No, Sensei! Far from it. And besides, I'll put my life on the line for you. Whether you can beat King or that stupid tentacle beast or just Sonic - "
"Hey!" Sonic cut in.
Genos ignored him. "-None of that matters! I love you for who you are. You are brave and strong and never give up in a fight. I trust you with my life no matter what happens because you are worth it. You. Saitama. Won't you trust in my love? In me? We're married now and I promised my life to you."
Sonic shoved his face in, too, and said, "And me. Me, too."
The two held to Saitama's hands and something wet fell down his face. He didn't comprehend what it was until Genos said, "This is the first time I saw your tears, Master. I…I…Need to commerate this moment!" Instantly he took pictures while Sonic licked a tear off his face.
Sonic's wet tongue made the hero snap out of it and squeal by reaction. The ninja just smacked his lips. "Mm. Deliciously salty. Say…the drug is still in effect…I should help you, Dear…" The ninja began to massage the hero's shoulders before leading him to bed. "So you get comfortable."
The hero went with the flow and crawled on the soft, fluffy bed as Genos and Sonic followed. They cradled his body between them and began their ministrations.
Nothing was said as they massaged him. Shoulders, back…down to his buttocks. Especially his butt. Sonic needed his bouncy ass with his long, warm fingers while Genos kneaded his back. Saitama found himself rocking against the bed, hips swerving and arching against their touch. He even unconscioulsy raised his hips a bit.
Sonic licked his lips and whispered, "Me first." He plunged a finger in his hole, then two and three. In and out, he massaged his ass until it became wet and Saitama was a hapless mess riding against the sheets.
"Mm, mn." He rocked his hips and Sonic spread his legs from behind to make the gaping hole wider. Genos added a vibrating function to his hands and pressed them against the hero's back, making him moan louder.
The bed vibrated and shook against their onslaught before Sonic finally went on his knees and plunged himself inside the hero's wet hole. Thrust! Thrust, thrust, thrust, thruuuuuuust!
In. Out. Innnn. Out. Sonic swiveled insdie him and tested different angles while Saitama clutched the white bedsheets desperately. His entire back went red and sweat began to pour. "Ahhh! Ah, ah, ahhh!"
Genos watched as his master screamed, his mouth wide open and lips wet. His cheeks flushed. Eyes shining. Tongue warm to the touch. The cyborg placed a warm metal hand down his neck before placing two fingers between his lips. He stared as the saliva dangled between his fingers and moaned.
Genos gently raised the heros body on to his lap and placed his dick before his master's lips. With a hoarse voice, he simply said, "Suck it." And plunged in.
Saitama moaned as his thick rod thrust inside and filled his mouth to the brim. Lips sucked while his tongue struggled to move against the onslaught of thrusts.
More and more the 'disciples' moved inside their master until cum leaked out. And again. And again. It wasn't enough. It would never be enough.
When Sonic gave one final push, Genos came inside as if they were in synchrony. Saitama swallowed in both ends as wet stuff dripped down his ass and between his legs. A slimy feeling poured down his thighs and a sense of contentment spread over him. He flopped spread eagle on the hot sheets as the two fell beside him.
They breathed out heavily against the cold draft that came into the small apartment and finally began to doze off. Even Genos would go on 'power-saving' mode if his alarms weren't triggered. Saitama was the last to fall to his dreams. He couldn't sleep just yet. They risked their lives for him, cared for him and trusted him. And he mattered to them. He never recalled his family much, but now…now…
They are my family now. My husbands, huh.
…I don't hate it…
Laying in bed, at home, and surrounded by those he loved, Saitama finally said the words he couldn't admit for a while now. Even if they were crazy and clingy and strong to the point of annoying, he… "I love you."
He closed his eyes softly with a smile and went to sleep.
Too bad he never noticed the other twos' eyes flash open as they smiled in unison. Saitama was theirs. Always.
…And on to the strange heroes/not-heroes next adventures….
End. For now.
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Ehehee. Did they plan all that? Who knows~?
Please Review especially if you like or if you wanna see something! No promises I'll add things in, but it's a way to input. 50 shades of Saitama? Yandere Stalker Genos? Add the arrogant martial artist dude ex-anti-hero hater to the harem? Just think the story's sexy as fuck? I love to hear feedback. Might raise the hijink ;)
Love or hate or dance away.
But I'm glad I'm not the only threesome lover here. Might do one for the girl's side in a diff story. Or an OC.
Ok! Have a good week! And…
SUMMER TIME LET'S PARRRR-TAYYY!
(Said in hijikata shinsegumi host club voice)
