Yo, yo, yo'sup?! WitchySkies here (^0^)/

*Warning: Reminiscing and gratitude spills below**On a sentimental high. Prob will read this in a few days and cry in post-puberty shame. Ah, well, viva la vida?*

Man, it's been a while, huh. A lot has happened in a great way - traveling with a backpack and new jobs and pretty much being a vagabond. Who knew? Lots of interesting people on the streets. It's hard to imagine I was writing smutty fanfiction on the internetz almost a year ago…with my liter of soda and 3DS at the ready by my bed with naked roommates that year.

(Now, now. We're not like that. Think, no pajamas = no laundry. Economical.)

(Who am I kidding, We were just lazy. I sleep in underwear, thank you very much. See? The Emperor has clothes!)

Ok. So I still drink out of the 2 liter bottle. Whatevs. Point is, it's different. Growing, Living, Eating smaller portions of food. Feels off - in a good way. I made friends and said goodbye too. That's the nature of travel. But it's strange - I've made deeper friendships than I had at home. Maybe I'm just not good at home, but thats how it was. And…having to say goodbye to people and worry over serious matters and trying to find healing across the world is never easy, but it's been done.

I appreciate people more than I ever could in my closet of a room space crawling with the spiders of my insecurities and putting a brave face despite it.

I'm sure you are going through growing pains too. Heck, you can do nothing and life still goes on (siiiigh do I feel that). Hope you know you're not alone. Even if you don't agree with my tastes in bad fiction or good, or even just don't like that I have 2 arms to write with or maybe you love that, idk. Point is, You're not alone.

Cliches are popular for a reason. But I hope you're having a fucking messy adventure and get your own. Good times, bad times, any time. Like that Rudyard Kipling poem "Neither friends nor foes may hurt you…through triumph or disaster…" Ok so the timing is off, but the poem is good. Esp with motiviation videos by mulligan brothers (I think was name). It's like having a dad who cares in his voice. *Cough*

Anyway, I just love you guys. It's great to be mad. Circus mad.

Let's get on with the latest "Story" shall we? YOSH!

P.S. Thought the smut warning was enough but apparently still vague so…

— This is a fanfiction of smut. Not meant to be rational or anything I'd want in a real relationship (except hot sex and loving lines). Fantasy at its…er, finest ;) It's like dudes who like to live like babies or chicks who prefer whips to roses. IDK. I just like that "seme on prey" vibe story type. It's not really proper romance here. Like…hm…if we were in a tavern, this would be some naughty time in the corner of the inn, kind of thing…

So ladies who like it rough and wrong, welcome to this fanfiction. Wish you lots of love, tee hee! :3

Let's start.

P.S. Thank you for the reviews. It's eye opening candy.

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A certain bald hero looked up. Hm? That bird looked familiar. Nevermind, all birds looked the same.

He was about to turn away when a fox caught the bird and snuggled it to it's cheek before dashing off.

"…" He saw some strange things. Let's not think too hard. Just then, Sonic came from behind and clasped his arm like a lady in love.

"Sai~tama~ We're ready to go now!" The usually stone-faced ninja snuggled his cheek against the hero's and purred, "The Alien Emperor is launching his attack soon. Let's grab his ship!"

"No." Genos grabbed Saitama's other arm and pulled it towards him, dragging the ninja to the ground. "Master." He stared directly into Saitama's eyes and held his shoulders. His golden eyes glowed as the gears whirred behind his shoulder blades, giving his pupil a fierce aura. The hero couldn't look away. "I will defeat the Emperor for you. You should relax after our honeymoon. I - "

Saitama snapped out of it and struggled to throw off the human cyborg's arms to no avail. Stupid curse or whatever this is. I'm so weak! "Look, we need to be apart. I can take care of the Emperor. He seems powerful, maybe I can get a challenge…" It's been a while since he had a good fight.

"…"

"…"

The ninja and cyborg paused at those words and silently stood side-by-side as they faced the hero. They regretted letting him wear his hero clothes again after countless days of lovemaking. Saitama could even taste the dark energy that came off them.

Sonic spoke first, "Powerful? You want powerful? That stupid Emperor is nobody."

Genos growled, "We won't be apart. Who knows when you'll abandon us again like last time. NO!"

Saitama put on a smile nad raised his hands pleadingly, "Look, guys, let's be realistic. In order to fight that guy you need to let go of me. Instead of waiting for me to protect myself when my power comes back, it'd be better if I was a full power already before heading out. I can't face the Emperor at half power, it's not worth the risk. I'm not abandoning you guys!" I wonder why not, tho?

Sonic clenched his fists as he trembled, "You like that Emperor that much? To risk your life?!"

Dude, why are you twisting my words?!

Genos sobbed. "You want to fight him more than me. I knew I wasn't a challenge…."

Oh come on! I can't control that. Besides how am I supposed to fight you? Can superman fight kryptonite?!

Saitama scratched his head. "Wait…are you two….jealous?"

A sudden silence came over them as a cold wind blew.

Sonic launched at the hero's waist and held tight, "Of course we are, dumb ass! You take too long to realize!"

Genose rubbed his forehead. "Master. I can't accept you liking another man, even for his battle capabilities. I will make sure to defeat the Emperor and test your battle skills if you wish…" Then he looked up with a mischievous grin, "In bed. That'll be more trying than any of your one punch matches…Master."

Saitama shivered as something rose within him. A trace of … pleasure? "Oh come on. I'm so bored. I just want to fight a bit. I did become a hero for fun. Do this for me." A blush formed on his face as he realized he sounded like a spoiled lover. God. Kill him.

"Cute…" Both men stared at him before smiling darkly.

Sonic licked his lips, "Okay, how about a deal? You have to promise not to abandon us or we'll destroy every monster and leave you nothing to fight again. In return, we'll give you space and fight the Emperor." The dark ninja whispered under his breath, "Plus a little a abandonment play sounds fun." He shot a look at Genos.

Genos nodded. "Yes. We'll leave you now." The two nodded to each other. "It matches our list of needs. Things….to try. No worries, we'll be right behind you, Master." Both of them smiled suspisciously as the hero looked dumbfounded. They let go of his body and walked away.

"Okay…" Suspicious. But he could feel his power returning so he didn't mind much. Now, he had a battle to look forward to!

BOOM.

The two "pupils" looked up as their hero launched into the sky on his way to battle. His yellow suit and red cape glistening in the sun as he disappeared.

The two kept grinning as they stared at the spot of his form in the sky.

"I think we pampered him enough. He'll surely notice how the food won't taste as good and the bed isn't as warm, right?" Sonic chuckled. "It'll be like leaving a hamster alone. Can't wait to spoil him again."

"Hm." Genos stroked his chin. "He'll miss us terribly. At least his body will. Every sensation has been trained to be loved. It's impossible to not miss it."

Plan: Yearning is in action.

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….

A week has passed after that battle. The bald hero was in his old pajamas on the floor as he thought about that day. A stack of used manga sprawled at his side.

That was a good fight. He lasted a few punches. Yet why do I feel…unsatisfied? Grumble.

Saitama rubbed his exposed stomach. "So….hungry." He eyed the last cup of ramen on the floor and looked away. "Nothing tastes as good anymore. Stupid Sonic. Stupid Genos."

It's been a week since he battled to his heart's content…for a few minutes.

A week since they made him promise not to abandon him.

And now…

They haven't even visited! What's up with that?!

Saitama frowned. He should be happy. Now he had his privacy back. No one clinging to his back while he slept or fed him good ramen with eggs every morning or cleaned his house and made his bed and bathed him and paid his rent on the sly…

I'm starting to sound like a kid. I sure got spoiled huh.

Even at night, he had weird dreams. Intense…dreams. He still remembered one…

"Ah! Ahhhh," he moaned as he felt Genos's huge dick shove up behind him. His tip rubbing against his insides, swirling in wetness as he probed deeper. "You're stretching me!"

"Hn." Genos grunted as he pressed forward, flesh on flesh. Nibbling Saitama's ear. His warm metal hands rubbed against his chest and caressed. "Masterrrrr…."

Sonic licked his cheek as he masturbated to the sight of Saitama's erotic face. "Keep going, love. Scream for us."

Genos plunged deeper and Saitama gasped, his tongue falling out in pleasure. Saliva dripped delicately down his chin as Sonic continued licking.

Probe. Thrust. Swish. "Nn." The cyborg went on mercilessly as he spread his heros' ass further apart. Watching with golden eyes as his dick moved in and out of his master's hole. "Master is so cute."

Saitama felt stretched open as fingers splayed against his butt. The foreign object swinging in and out of him. "G-Genos! Faster…" The hot thing in him immediately thrusted up and sped up like a jackhammer. His whole body vibrated at the motions and he couldn't even hold a thoguht anymore.

Just then, Sonic plunged his tongue into Saitama's mouth, twisting their tongues in a deep kiss as the air grew hotter….

Saitama's face went full red as he remembered his dream. He shook his head as he leapt to his feet. "No. No, no, no." When was he this…needy?

For the first time in his life, his days were full of mood swings. Never a day went by apathetically. It was like he was a normal human doing normal things and stressing about it. All because of two abnormal men.

He paced around his house before finally getting dressed to do some hero work overtime. He did a lot of overtime these days…staying a home felt empty. Funny. He used to be perfectly content just watching T.V…

He left the apartment with a sigh.

In the distance, glowing eyes blinked as the hero slumped his shoulders.

A slow grin twisted on his face.

"Phase I complete."

He disappeared into the shadows.

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Ok! Yosh! That's it for this part. See you laterz! Happy Chinese New Years!