Some Verbal Adventures of Fett & Calrissian

Author's notes: Lando Calrissian/Boba Fett; Scenes from a Youthful Relationship before it all went to Hell.

Warning:Dialogue only. Geonosian Sand Snakes.


"Probably not a good time to mention I get seasick?"

"Seasick?! You said you grew up on a planet that was all ocean!"

"Tipoca City didn't roll up and down like this."

"Fine, but if you throw up on my shoes, Fett, I'm throwing you over board."

"You're all heart, Calrissian."


"How did we end up here?"

"You wanted to see the rancors, Lando."

"Not this is close up."


"Hurmph."

"Wake up there's something on the bed."

"Nnnnnn."

"Wake up, Bo, I think it's a snake."

"Hrmmmmphno"

"Wake up or I'm leaving you're here for the huge-ass snake."

"snake tan furry? mouth middle a body?"

"…"

"…"

"Yes."

"don'worry. it's bin-ban. m'pet."

"You have a pet snake that's, what, ten meters long?"

"uhuh. not ten meters, two meters. two o'em actually."

"Two?"

"go back sleep love. snakes'll still be in here in morning."


"Don't scare me like that!"

"I was perfectly safe; Gr'ndelz would never have soiled his teahouse with a body."

"He had a kriffin' disruptor, Calrissian. He'd have just swept the ashes out."

"Don't be silly, he'd never get rid of the smell. Hey. Hey are you…? Crap, Bo, you're crying. Come'ere."

"Don't scare me like that."

"Shh, I won't, shh. I'm all right. I'm all right."