This story Contains Strong language, comedy, sexual references, Rape, violence and minor blood You have been warned!
Pokemon language Barrier is Present
" telepathy and Translators Are NEEDED to understand poke speech

I don't own pokemon!
Game freak does, i just own my Oc's


Inside the local K.C. Jenny's girl clothing store, you could see all types of clothing, ranging from the style, season-specific, and even clothing girls would wear at special fashion events. In the back of the store were many changing booths, Lynda standing in one as she admired her figure. She was smiling brightly from the compliments she had been given by a few of the people throughout the store.

A soft hum was heard coming from her changing area as she slid on a new pair of panties the K.C. Jenny's had received earlier in the week. "I wonder what he'll think when he gets ahold of this tight, sexy ass tonight.." she mumbled to herself, a huge grin on her face as she wiggled her butt in the mirror.

Lynda turned around as she mashed her boobs together, lewd thoughts racing through her mind, "Oh, I just love the feeling he gives me when he takes a hold of my babies and just claim them as his own.. Mmm.." She gave a light subtle moan, letting go of her breasts as they gave a slight bounce.

Lynda continued admiring her body, putting on different poses in her panties and bra. She would stick out her butt, then puff her chest out with a peace sign and kissy face, then a mix of the two just to admire her body. As she did, a commotion began to build outside the changing rooms, drawing her out of her trance. She listened intently as one of the other girls outside spoke up,

"What do you think it might be Colleen?"

"I don't know, but it sure seems like some the customers are enjoying it!" the voice, presumably this Colleen person, responded.

Footsteps could be heard rushing by but then suddenly stopped in front of the changing rooms. The owner of the footsteps spoke up for those changing to hear, "You two have got to check this shit out! Two of the locals are beating the shit out of one another!" the girl exclaimed, almost sounding like this was the most entertaining thing in the world. The footsteps soon began once again before fading to nothingness, leaving Lynda and the others changing to themselves.

"A fist fight in town? Hell, this outta be a treat! We don't get fights in town often. Let's check it out!" another girl said.

Curiosity began to burn within Lynda from what she'd heard. Like they said, it wasn't often that a fight happened within town, and Lynda wanted to see it. As she began undressing from her undergarments and into her normal clothing, she began wondering to herself, "I wonder who's outside fighting?"

Thoughts continued to fill her mind on the event happening outside as she slipped an arm through her black bra which also was covered in pink frills. She then slipped on the rest of her everyday clothing then folded the clothing she tried on and sat them to the side before she mumbled to herself, "Who would be fighting in this town to begin with?"

Once fully dressed, she unlocked and stepped out of her booth before making her way to the front of the store. The close she got, the more of a crowd she noticed. She was amazed so many people were flocking to see a fight. She rolled her eyes as she sat her clothes on the counter, the cashier now ringing her up. Throughout the crowd, comments were made.

"Hell yeah, Kick his ass!"

"Dodge that uppercut! FUCK YEAH!"

"Oh shit! Thats gonna hurt in the morning.."

"Damn that kid's fast!"

"That was a hell of a recovery from the Low sweep. He sure as hell knows how to bounce back to his feet!"

With her newly purchased clothing in her grasp, her purse slung back over her shoulder, Lynda began shoving her way through the crowd, the curiosity to see the 'fight' happening outside getting the best of her. To everyone else inside the store, it looked like two twenty year old guys beating the tar out of each other. But to Lynda, this wasn't just any fist fight. What she saw made her fume.

Before her eyes were Jake and Kitos, fighting one another. The two swung and hit one another, trading blows that caused her eyes to widen in horror.

What in Arceus' Sake are those two thick-headed, knuckled-brained morons doing?! Ooooh! Just wait until I get my hands on those two dumbasses!


The townsfolk stood by and watched as Kitos and Jake exchanged blow for blow at one another. Kitos jerked to the left, dodging another one of Jake's punches. Kitos then turned his body, throwing his left leg forward for a powerful kick towards Jake, scoring a solid strike to his head which caused Jake to stagger back for a moment.

Jake looked towards Kitos, a big scowl plastered on his face. Kitos used his light weight and his speed to overcome Jake's brute power. Jake knew Kitos wasn't doing any real damage or causing any pain, just stalling enough time for Todd to get back with a sheriff, "You really think buying Todd time will save you both from the inevitable? Face it Kitos, Todd is lying about that Purrloin. Why else would he hide something that valuable from all of us?"

Jake rushed at Kitos, going for what seemed to be another punch. Kitos had dodged to the left, Jake grinning as he did. Jake had expected Kitos to dodge the way he did so Jake quickly maneuvered his charge into the same direction Kitos tried to dodge to and grabbed him by the arm then slammed him into the pavement.

Caught by surprise from Jake's quick thinking, Kitos fell into the charge as he was slammed. A sharp pain rang through Kitos left side as he hit the ground. Not wanting to be pinned, Kitos struggled as best he could underneath Jake, eventually breaking free. As he stood, he found himself now favoring his left side, hurting deeply.

Kitos was taking a hell of a beating but he had to hold out a little longer for Todd to get back. He knew it shouldn't be much longer. He looked up as Jake swung at him again, but dodged it with no time to spare. He looked at Jake with a glare, "It's no wonder he actually hid Luna from you and Lynda. The reason he did from Lynda is pretty obvious, what with how she hates pokemon! And you because you see shiny Pokemon as a fucking price tag more than a partner or a simple companion. Why?!"

Jake lowered his fists, staring at Kitos strangely, "Sure, Lynda hates Pokemon, but that's from that Zangoose attack years ago. I mean, come the fuck on dude, that scar on her stomach ain't for show!"

Kitos immediately clenched his fist even tighter, feeling much more pissed off then he was before. So she did tell Jake as well! What the hell is her fucking problem? She told both Todd and Jake but never told me and even refused to explain the scar as well!? The fuck?!

Jake continued, "As for why I see a shiny as a price tag is because of how rare they are. You would be surprised as hell on how many rich folk in the area would pay for a shiny Pokemon. Dude, the one Todd has right now is one of the rare ones from the Unova region. Like I was trying to tell him, there is one person hunting for that very Pokemon and willing to pay for a lump some of 450,000 Poké right now! It would pay off his family's debts without a second glance. And, anything else, give all of us a chance to get out of this shithole we call home!"

Kitos shook his head angrily, "But it's not your fucking call Jake! If Todd kept this from you and Lynda both then he obviously had a damn good reason for it and, sure as shit, he was fucking right in being afraid of telling either of you!" Jake took a step back, surprised by this snap off from Kitos. He always saw Kitos as a jokester so to see him snap at him like he did wasn't something he expected. "You were willing to use his parents financial problems to guilt him into handing Luna over! To make matters worse, you are trying to justify in stealing someone else's Pokemon and say that it was the 'right thing to do'. Then you have the audacity to stand there and explain to me what the money could be done to 'help' Todd and the rest of us. Pokemon have emotions and feelings as well Jake, just as you and I do! Bonding with a Pokemon is not a one-sided deal. Think of your Magmar! Could you really sell him if he was shiny? After everything you've been through together!?"

Jake stopped his advance on Kitos, obviously thinking over what Kitos had just said. Would he have actually been able to sell one of his Pokémon? As Jake was lost in thought, Kitos used this opportunity to strike back. He rushed towards Jake and swung his right foot in a slight spinning motion, sweeping Jake off his feet and onto his back.

Jake laid there, groaning in pain from the sudden impact against the ground, before the sun's light was blocked out from his view. He squinted his eyes from the bright sun before the brightness began to dim down. He saw Kitos standing over him, a look of pure hatred in his eyes, "You better think on what I just said because-"

"Kitos! I brought Sheriff Selina back with me! You okay over there?!" a familiar voice called out. Kitos turned around and saw Todd running back into town with a sheriff next to him. He assumed this was Sheriff Selina. Next to the two, easily keeping up their sprint, was a Machoke.

Jake slowly got off the ground and looked towards Todd. The sheriff itself didn't worry him, but when he realized who it was, he felt the blood rush from his face, "Oh great.. Out of all the people, it just had-" Jake was cut off mid-sentence as a fist collided with his jaw, Kitos hissing at him,

"Shut your mouth, Jake."

The sheriff and Machoke came between the two fighting, breaking them up. The Machoke took Jake off to the side while the sheriff named Selina and grabbed him by the arm and pulled him away. Now free from Jake, he saw it was Jake's own mother. She looked at him threateningly, "Touch Jake again Kitos and I'll have your ass so far behind bars that you won't see the light from a Sunny day again!" Kitos nodded lightly as he eyed Jake from afar who rubbed his jaw, a smirk on his face, "You're not out of the woods either, son, so wipe that smug look off your face this minute!" Jake once again frowned, turning to the ground as if it was the best thing he could look at.

Satisfied with the results and her words she turned and looked back at Todd who held Luna close to his chest. Todd couldn't help but look away from Selina out of pure intimidation that resonated from her. Luna, however, saw Kitos in his beat up state and saw a trail of blood coming from left his ear, "K-Kitos.. y-you're..!" she stifled a few whimpers back as Sheriff Selina finally spoke out,

"Now then, would any one of you care to explain what the hell is going on here?" she spoke, looking at her son then to Kitos who took another step back, giving Jake more than enough room to move. Kitos took a breath and spoke out,

"You see, Sheriff, Jake thought it would be-"

"Kitos Shadestar! Jake Jamison Woodstone! What in the fucking hell do you two dumbasses think you're doing!" Kitos was interrupted from his name being called. He already knew who it was, and it made him groan.

Kitos mumbled obscenities under his breath as he turned towards the sound of the voice. What he saw was exactly what he expected. Lynda was stomping towards the group, glaring daggers at them all. Kitos ignored her, "This is none of your concern, Lynda. This is between the three of us. So stay out of it!"

Todd, Jake, and even Selina, gawked at Kitos, shocked he would speak the way he did towards Lynda.. his own girlfriend, "Ex-fucking-scuse me Kitos! Who the hell do you think you are telling me what to do?" Lynda yelled, now furious with Kitos, "You think you can honestly talk to me like that? I'll-" Kitos interjected, yelling back at her,

"You'll fucking what Lynda?! You'll go telling people that the real reason you hate Pokemon is because a Zangoose had attacked you years ago?"

Lynda stood there, completely shocked that Kitos just yelled that. Where her eyes were once filled with annoyance were now filled with a look of pure hatred. She looked at Jake, who turned away in response, then to Todd who seemed to look at Kitos, "Lynda never told you Kitos? I seriously thought you already knew about that?" Todd said.

Jake sat there on the ground, not even looking up at any one of them. He knew shit was going to hit the fan now. Kitos spoke up once again, "Sadly, no Todd. I just found out from you while we talked privately behind the Pokemon Center so you could reveal Luna to me and explain why you wanted to keep her hidden from them."

Selina looked towards her son, now glaring at him while he quietly cursed under his breath. " Wait, what was that again Lynda?" Kitos asked, "You were attacked by a Zangoose years ago? Oh my god! Really sweety? I didn't know that.." he exclaimed. "Wait.. But they knew and I had to find out through, not just Todd, but through Jake as well during our fight because he attempted to take Luna away from Todd!" Kitos yelled sarcastically at her. "He was making assumptions about his family not being able to afford her because of his personal family issues!"

Sheriff Selina stood there, listening to every word Kitos was saying. Her arms were still crossed, staring holes into the top of Jake's head while Lynda stood there in silence, unable to really say anything to anyone, especially to Kitos. She wasn't too surprised, though, especially because she had lied and dodged the topic of her scar and why she hated Pokemon anytime he asked.

Selina finally spoke up, "Personal issues aside, the both of you have disturbed the peace of this town and caused enough bullshit that half the town gathered to watch your fight. I should honestly throw the both of you in the slammer for the rest of the day," she threatened, "And as if to add insult to injury, my own son is the one causing part of this drama! I hope for your sake you can explain yourself, Jake."

Jake pulled himself free of the Machoke and reached into his pocket before he pulled out a Pokedex. Jake then lifted the dex towards Luna, where it then scanned her. A picture of a normal colored Purrloin appeared just above the Pokedex from its holo screen, information being said from a tiny box inside

Purrloin, the Devious Cat Pokemon. The cute act this Pokemon puts on is only a ruse. When it's victim lets down their guard, they will discover their items have been stolen. It uses sharp claws to attack its foe if confronted.

Name: Luna

Nature: Timid

Level: 19

Known moves: Foul Play, Fury Swipes, Snatch, Hyper Voice

Original Trainer: Alexis Melissa Pierce

Transferred to: Todd Alexander Pierce
Egg ha-

Jake sighed as he closed his dex. He then turned to Todd, slowly wiping away some of the blood on his jaw, "Well, it would seem I was wrong about that Purrloin being yours, Todd. So can we possibly ta-"

"There is nothing to discuss Jake. You tried to take my partner, my best friend, away from me and you honestly expect me to just forgive you, let alone talk?" Todd scoffed at Jake, a look of pure anger ridden on his face, "To hell with that Jake! I-" Todd was interrupted by Luna, who was now tugging at his shirt lightly to get his attention, "What is it luna?" Todd spoke weakly, biting back the anger he was now feeling towards Jake.

"Maybe we should hear him out love. You two have been friends for years, right? I'm not saying you should forgive him right now, even if he does give me the chills," she said, shivering slightly in Todd's grasp, "But.. let's just give him a chance to speak and hear him out possibly?" Todd rubbed her cheek lightly, making her giggling cutely, "..and I'm kinda getting hungry, Love." As if on cue, her stomach began to rumble loud enough for those were close enough to hear it. One of the towns folk even giggled, causing Luna to blush a deep crimson red.

The Sheriff stepped next to Todd, "So, if I'm understanding correctly, everything you told me at the station was true, Todd. My son tried to take your Pokemon from you. Then I need to ask you a question here, and I need to know now." As she spoke, both Luna and Todd looked up towards Sheriff Selina and gave her their full attention so she could continue, "Do you wish to press charges against Jake Woodstone and place a restraining order so he can't come within a certain distance of you and your partner?"

Luna turned her head to Todd and shook her head, "Don't make a choice yet, sweetheart. We want to see what Jake has to say first, then, depending on how things go, we can do so later. For now, though, I don't want any tension with everyone."

Todd looked to the group, unsure what to do. He wanted to press charges immediately for, not only trying to take his best friend, but for also hurting his best friend Kitos. However, the way Luna asked.. He just felt like she was right, "No.. I won't press charges on Jake.."

Jake gave a sigh of relief as he wiped his cheek again, "Man. I dodged a bullet there. I'll make this up to y-"

"Yet!" Todd cut him off, glaring at him, "I'm giving Jake a chance to clean up his attitude and his act towards me, upon Luna's request herself," Todd finished.

The sheriff nodded her head, writing down notes in her notebook before she turned towards her son, shaking her head in disappointment, "I raised you better than this Jake. You got off extremely lucky because of the same Pokemon you tried to take away from your own friend. Son or not, you will face the same consequences as any other criminal. I hope you understand this Jake."

Jake stood silently before he nodded then looked to Todd, "I owe Luna a big thanks, I suppose. Lunch is going to be on me everyone, my treat.. even if Kitos did hit me a few good times." he said, a small smile on his face, "But with that said, Kitos, you and I still need to talk about the events for today," But Jake then stopped himself in his thoughts, "Wait a second.."

Lynda stared at Todd for a good moment before she finally spoke, "Todd, what do you mean 'by her request though'? Pokemon can't speak unless you have a translator and one of those cost a fortune by itself."

Todd turned his head, revealing a familiar grey and red ear piece in his right ear, "You can thank Kitos for that. He gave me this ear piece as a present so I could understand Luna on a better level then most trainers.." Todd turned and gazed at Kitos with a smile, "and I couldn't repay him."

Lynda and Jake both turned to Kitos who was smiling back at Todd, "Think nothing of it, when you told me about Luna I figured that since she was your only Pokemon, it would help your bond become stronger. So consider it an early birthday gift."

Sheriff Selina continued to write down in her book while her Machoke stood by, looking like he was bored out of his mind,"Jake!" Selina called out, catching his attention, "get your ass over here and fill me in on your side of this entire fight and you better not lie to me either, young man. Otherwise I'll have Muscles here show you the meaning of an ass kicking."

Jake looked to the Machoke, sweat dropping as said Machoke punched his fists together with a grin. In a quick dash, Jake was front and center of his mother, ready to fill her in on his side of the story while Todd was adding details into what happend before the fight had started.

Lynda stood there, her arms crossed, pissed off at the entire situation. Her gaze turned to Kitos, who was now walking towards her, "Whatever it is you wish to say, keep it to yourself. Got me?" She turned her gaze away from him but was surprised when he didn't say anything right away.

For a few minutes, he remained silent. But.. something compelled him to talk to her. He had to ask anyways, "Why did you lie to me Lynda?" he asked, "You told Todd, and even Jake, but you lied to me and gave me bullshit excuses. Exactly.. why? Just because I care about Pokemon doesn't mean I'll side with them all the time. That Zangoose could have killed you. But, instead of being open and honest with me, you hid the truth.. your own boyfriend of almost two years now. How do you think I'm suppose to feel right now?"

Lynda turned towards Kitos and looked him dead in his eyes before she finally gave a firm, annoyed tone, "I know how you feel about Pokemon," she answered, "Like I could outright tell you what happened to me without you popping off with something like 'Oh, maybe you intruded on its territory?' or 'interrupted its meal'? You would have given an excuse no matter what the fuck I said so what difference would it honestly make to you Kitos? Just fucking drop the subject already," she yelled at him with a roll of the eyes, "I'm sick of hearing about this and hearing how you feel betrayed."

Kitos looked at her with an expression that said 'Are you serious' before he continued, "I'm not letting this drop. Seriously, what do you think I am? Stupid? Ignorant? Selfish? Arrogant?! ..Well, I can be arrogant sometimes. But that's not the fucking point right now! I'm your boyfriend and I have a right to know something like this. I love you Lynda," he said sincerely with a small smile, "and the fact you lied to me and made excuses like this makes me think you don't trust me at all!"

Lynda turned completely around to Kitos, her eyes filled with anger, "God damn it, you don't fucking listen! Do you, Kitos?! You're fucking annoying the shit out of me! I just told you why I didn't tell you and even resorted to lying to your sorry ass so you wouldn't bring it back up," Lynda began pacing back and forth, her agitation growing more by the second as the conversation went on, "But no. Here you fucking are, still wanting a damn answer. Well, here it is. I dont wanna listen to your bullshit and I sure as hell don't want to hear you being a fucking crybaby about this shit. I sure as fuck don't need any fucking sympathy from you, Todd, or Jake! So fucking drop it!"

Turning away, Lynda walked over to the group, away from Kitos, while he stood there deep in thought, not even believing what he had just heard from Lynda. He rubbed the bridge of his nose, stunned and even hurt at what she just said. So this is how it's going to happen, huh? Todd and Jake found out before I ever knew and, to make matters worse, she never intended to tell me about the situation at all. She lied to me and made excuses for thought I knew this whole time.. Fuck, even Jake did. If she can't even tell me things like this, then there is no trust, and without trust, the foundation of this so called 'relationship' is going to continue to fall apart.

Kitos was pulled from his thoughts as he felt his pants leg being tugged at. Looking down, he saw it was Luna. He was curious what she needed so he bent down so he was eye level with her, "Kitos, i'm sorry this has happened. If I had just stayed inside my Pokeball none of this would have happened. I'm so sorry." Luna said, looking down at the ground sadly.

Kitos quickly wiped away the small tears that were forming in her eyes as he spoke gently to her, "No. I'd rather this have happened now than possibly years later to where it could have hurt even more. In a strange way, your presence actually helped reveal some true colors today. So don't blame yourself what so ever, Luna." Kitos said with a bright smile, "I'm letting Todd keep the translator," Kitos smirked at her, "Just don't go batting it around into the water or something."

He saw Luna puff her cheeks and began swatting at him playfully, making Kitos laugh at her, "I'm not some random house cat, you jerk! I know what to play with and what not to!" Kitos gave her a dirty grin,

"Oh, I'm sure he enjoys it when you swat at his play stick then. Am I right?," Luna stopped what she was doing and started blushing a deep shade of red,

"K-kitos! You! Oh you naughty human!" she turned away, hissing under her breath before she felt his hand rubbing behind her left ear as he spoke again,

"I'm only picking Luna. It just means I like you as a friend. But do me a favor and take care of each other, alright?"

"Kitos! I want to have a word with you privately, please." Luna had stopped purring from his petting when she heard Sheriff Selina's voice calling him over. Groaning weakly, Kitos stood to his feet with minor difficulty due to the soreness he was still feeling from the fight. Jake walked past Kitos and picked up the bags he had dropped before the fight had started and turned to the group, "I'm heading to the Wildflower Café. I'll see you around Mom."

Jake turned away and began walking towards the building. Lynda joined shortly after, following Jake without so much as a word to anyone but turned to Todd, "Come on. Todd. Let's get our seats situated and our orders taken before someone takes his sweet time figuring out what he wants to devour," Jake turned to Lynda, giving her a deadpan look,

"Not my fault they have a wide selection of good food woman, damn! You really do need to chill out someti- OW!" Jake was cut off as a shoe was kicked into his ass, Lynda walking with her head high, no care showing as she walked.

Todd picked Luna up and looked towards Kitos and Sheriff Selina, unsure on what to do but Lynda screamed again, "Come on, Todd! Otherwise you'll be the reason the food gets cold! And I know Purrloin hate warm milk!"

Luna snuggled into Todd's arms and grinned, "Oh if only she knew how much I love drinking your warm milk, Todd." Luna giggled as Kitos coughed into his hand, a blush showing on his face. He didn't know if he was supposed to hear that or not. Todd was now beak red blushing from that comment while he was rushing off towards Lynda, "Don't say things like that, Luna!"

Kitos cursed under his breath as he watched Todd join the group. He noticed Lynda shot him yet another dirty look but ignored it as he noticed things falling apart even more between them. He sighed defeatedly as he looked up to Sheriff Selina, knowing he was about to get hell.

The sheriff stood with her arms crossed, staring down at Kitos as she spoke to him, "I should have honestly thrown both of you children in jail for at least twelve hours, considering the pile of shit you both stirred up today." She pulled out a rag she kept in her back pocket and sighed weakly as she leaned forward and took ahold of Kitos jaw, surprising him as she began scrubbing the blood off, "Jake didn't hold back this time. You two have gotten into fights on and off but this was a serious fight, Kitos," Selina sighed deeply, "I'm glad you didn't hurt my son too badly.. but.." she paused for a moment in her speech as she continued wiping the blood off his jaw to the side of his cheek towards his ear,

"Don't hesitate next time, Kitos. My son has been keeping certain things from me and this just so happens to be one of them. I did not raise him to steal other people's Pokemon, let alone act like this," she turned his face towards hers and spoke quietly, although the tone she gave was cold and stern, "I love my son Kitos, but watch your back with him from here on out. The safety of this town and our home is my main priority as the Sheriff. I'm willing to arrest my own blood if it keeps my home town safe and sound. If you find out anything about Jake, and know it's something illegal, do not hesitate to report it to me, okay?"

Staring into Selina's eyes, Kitos only nodded in response after letting go of his face. She stood straight back up, pocketing the rag once more, "Now get your ass going. I've held you up long enough." she said with a smile. Kitos nodded, turned, and began jogging towards the café. Mid-jog, he heard her screaming as he picked up his pace, "And for Arceus' sake, stop letting that girl run you over!"

Kitos run began to slow down as he heard those words, thinking on them intently.

You don't have to tell me twice, sheriff, considering she blanetly lied and hid the truth from me. don't see how much longer we're going to honestly last now. It hurts knowing she was willing to lie. Now it makes me question what else she could have been hiding from me.

His head collided with a set of doors, knocking him down to his ass. He reached up and grabbed ahold of his head, which was now in severe pain. He cursed under his breath and kicked his leg lightly, hoping that would calm the pain he felt, "For fucks sake! I need to focus on what's in front of me instead of what's lingering in the back of this head of mine."

Standing up to his feet, looking up he saw the words Winter's WildFlower Café above the door. Taking a deep breath, he reached out and took ahold of the doorknob and turned it, smiling slightly, "I'm gonna need some advice on this situation though," he pulled the door open and stepped inside, giving a weak chuckle,

"I sure hope she is working today."


Author notes

Hey guys, the editor here. I'd like to say sorry these are taking so long. Believe me, they're not from the writer himself. It's because of me and my editing. I've been demotivated, as well as writing my own stories, but I think I've finally got a system down to edit easier and have these out for you all. Before, we were lucky to get one out a month which is my fault. With this new system, I think we could easily get around 3-4 a month, if not more. Just thought I'd let you know!