Chapter 25:

Girl Stealer

"FRISK! SANS! HOW WAS YOUR DATE?"

"Sans and I had a great time." I chuckled at his excitement. "And we did end up at Grillby's for a bit."

"WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU GO TO SUCH A GREASY PLACE FOR A DATE?"

"Well Grillz does serve good drinks Paps. You should have seen Frisky here drunk." He winked.

I had to blush and look away a bit shamefully. I had gotten a bit too tipsy, but not enough to have a hangover today. Besides, I was being a good "Mama Frisk" and keeping my alcohol intake to myself and not sharing through breast milk, so they should be kind of proud of me.

"FRISK? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THE TYPE TO DRINK."

My shoulders shrugged. "I don't. Well not normally anyway. On the surface you can't drink until your twenty-one. I haven't ever really drank or been drunk until last night."

"WELL AT LEAST YOU TWO MADE IT BACK. YOU HAVE A BUNCH TO DO TODAY!"

I paused and looked confused. Did I have plans made for today? I didn't remember making any. "What must I do today?"

"TODAY YOU HAVE TO TRY MY NEW PASTA DISH AND THEN UNDYNE AND ALPHYS WANT TO STEAL YOU AWAY!"" His eyes shifted and he lowered his voice. "I think that means they want to hang out with you, but be careful in case they DO steal you."

"Dually noted. That means you and Sans have to watch Arial then."

Sans, who had been zoning out of our conversation, perked up at his name and looked around for the source. His eyes landed on me and he tried to recall what was said. To no avail he raised a brow.

"What about me now?"

"SANS PAY ATTENTION! WE HAVE TO WATCH ARIAL TONIGHT!"

"Oh, heh, well duncle Sans is here to help. It'll be a piece of pie."

"YES! LAST NIGHT SHE WAS GREAT! SHE SLEPT MOST OF THE TIME!"

"Yeah? Well she's not exactly sleepy in the day...how about I head over there now, and I'll be back in time for the Great Papyrus Pasta, alright?"

"Yeah, sure, kid. What could go wrong?"