Three hours later….
Together in their bed, they were holding each other not wanting to let go. Their bond was so strong that it will never be broken. Joker opened his eyes and noticed it was 7:30. He started to move out of bed.
"Mmmm puddin, I wanna stay in bed with you," said Harley while holding onto Jay's right arm.
"Me too toots but I'm famished," his stomach growled something indescribable. "See sweets," pointing to his stomach. Harley giggled at him, "Oh you pooh thing," she kissed him over and over.
"Now pooh it's time to take a shower together."
"Yayy." The Joker carried Harley to the bathroom while she smothered him with kisses.
"Now now sweets, save some of that for the shower," he chuckled wildly to which Harley joined. He puts her in the foot deep victorian tub.
"Such a deep tube puddin, where did you get it?"
"Let's just say dear old Maxie Zeus owed me a favor," his devious smile showed gave Harley a smirk. She turns on the water for the shower.
"Daddyyyy," Harley whined. "Come to me."
"Well pooh I cumed in you if that's any consolation," he said jokingly. Harley smacked him playfully.
"Ahh you dog." Jay kissed her cheek and she gave him a look of loving adortion. He entered the shower to join her in the moist embrace.
"Scoot over pooh."
"Yay, wanna wash your Harley Mistah J?"
"Ohh you have no idea sweets," Joker grabbed the scrub and squirted the suave body wash and started lathering it all over her perfect curves.
"You have the body of a goddess."
"Well, you have the body of a god puddin," she said grabbing the other scrub and started cleansing his toned chest.
"Sorry about the lack of shampoo," he said pointing at the lack of variety of cleaners.
"I haven't exactly expected to have company, especially a female companion but I'm glad I did," he kissed her cheek.
"Aww I'm glad too Mistah J," Joker continued lathering his Harley. She was purring with joy. As they were both scrubbing and all soapy they sprayed each other using the water jets.
"Ahh that feels so good Mistah J," she said soothingly.
After 30 minutes more in the shower, the couple dried each other off with the same towel. The pheromones and emotions released as they stared into each other's eyes was making them both tempted to ride one another.
"Wanna fuck me some more daddy?" grabbing his crotch he moaned with excitement.
"Hahahahaha I would love to pumpkin but look at the time," Harley made a quick glimpse at the clock to see that it was 7:15 p.m..
"Oh shit."
"Yep exactly, we have to get ready pooh," entering the bedroom Joker started dressing in an vibrant black tuxedo. Harley assisted him with getting dressed, looking in the mirror, "You look so handsome puddin."
"Well you look astonishing sweets."
"I'm not wearing anything sweetie."
"Exactly," kissed her head, she giggled. "Puddin?"
"Yes my sweet."
"Mind going to the living room baby? I don't want you to see the dress just yet. I want you to see how beautiful I'll look."
"But sweets, you'll always look beautiful in my eye's."
"Awww baby," she kissed him passionately on the lips.
"Okay pooh I'll be waiting."
….
30 minutes later Joker was waiting and getting slightly impatient. Sitting on his purple leather couch he started doodling on a green notepad. He was drawing them fucking furiously. In his head he thought, "Ahh Mistah J."
"Yeah take it all sweets," outside his head though a voice grasped his attention.
"Sweetie," said with suave and comfort. "Oh sweetie, I'm ready."
"Please come in sweets, let's see my Harley."
"Yes Mistah J," Harley walked in the living room seductively and Jay's jaw dropped completely. Harley's look was a harlequin jester costume. The outfit was skin tight and complimented her curves. Red and black of course was her colors with harlequin diamonds set on different spots of her outfit. She was holding a mask to top it off in her hand but her head was done with white face paint. Adding some blackish-red lipstick gave her lips Joker's yearning desire to bend Harley over the couch. Harley leaning on the door frame, "So whatcha think puddin?" Joker was completely speechless, he couldn't believe a woman could look so breathtaking. He felt like the luckiest man in Gotham to have the most gorgeous woman in the world leaning on his doorframe. Blood continued to flow to his groin. He wanted to destroy her.
"Ouuuu you do like it, don't cha puddin?"
"I can show you how much I like it."
"Daddy, we have to go to dinner," Harley came to Joker and kissed him full tongue was inserted. She teased him leading him on while giggling.
"Dammit Harley you little minx," Joker said breathing heavily. She rubbed his crotch making his erection grow. He grabbed her arm and took her in his embrace. Harley laid back on the Joker to which he held her arm and waist, both were smiling madly and truly in love. (This pose reminds me of an Alex Ross cover :p)
"C'mon pooh, it's time to eat."
"Okay sweetie." Holding each others hand while exiting the Joker's town house, the Rolls was waiting for their return.
"Hello boss, don't your two look ravishing," said Vince starting the car.
"I appreciate the compliment very much Vincy but I need you to step on it right now before we're late," Joker said with a deep change in tone. "You know how much I hate being late," Jay said darkly.
"Yes sir," Vince stepped his lead foot on the accelerator, he didn't stop for anyone. In the backseat the Joker was kissing Harley's soft silky arms from hand to forearm and even higher.
"Puddin stop it," whined Harley. "You're making me blush."
"Good, you'll be doing it more often after dinner." He fondled her breasts through her dress.
"PUDDIN!"
"Sowwy honey," Joker said mockingly.
"Such a dirty clown."
"But I'm your dirty clown sweets."
"Yes you are Mistah J." They locked lips the entire way to the Iceberg Lounge. It was located at the far end of the Founders district in Gotham. It is where the city's social elite come to mingle as well Gotham's rouge gallery.
Vince opened the door for them, the two walked together, Harley wrapped around Jay's arm.
"Follow my lead sweets, we're not taking the main entrance."
"Why Mistah J?"
"You'll see pumpkin," Joker takes her to the side entrance on the right side of the building. The door was a velvet red hue with silver buttons covering it. Before Joker pushes the door he turns to Harley.
"Welcome to the underbelly of Gotham city sweets." What Harley saw was unbelievable.
A luxurious view of divine restaurant decor. To Harley there was too much of a penguin theme but being here for the first time was exciting. The centerpiece was a giant ice sculpture of poseidon with a giant circular pool around it. It was the playing area for so many penguins.
"How many I help you Mr. Joker," The host's voice broke Harley's train of thought.
"Yes, reservation for two clowns."
"Ah yes the prestige setting, right this way sir."
"Excellent." The two followed the man to the second floor for a private room for the clown couple. The room had marble walls and columns, the place couldn't be more white. A oak wood custom crafted table with two matching chairs. Joker pulled out a chair for Harley.
"Ma lady."
"Thank you puddin," Harley took a seat and Joker follows. The host hands the two menus.
"Enjoy your evening you two." With that the host left.
Harley made a quick glimpse at the menu and her eyes shot wide.
"Dam Mistah J, this place is so pricy."
"Don't worry sweets, money is never an issue." A waiter came by and started pouring wine.
"Ah yes the signature grape juice I love to consume," Joker said and Harley stared at her glass.
"What is it Mistah J?"
"A delightful Merlot from Tuscany bottled in 1939, that year rings a bell I swear." Harley takes a sip and makes a sour face.
"Fuck that's strong." Joker laughs at her words.
"So are we ready to order sir and miss," asked the waiter.
"Well I'll have my night special and my love will have…?"
"Ohh sorry, I'll have the penne rustica with an order of truffle fries."
"Excellent choices, I'll have your orders sent to the chef and you'll have your food momentarily." With that said the waiter left and the two were staring in each other's eyes both smiling.
"How's the dinner going so far pumpkin?"
"It's lovely puddin, thank you so much sweetie."
"My pleasure love." He grabbed her hand and kissed it, she smiled so wide.
A man walked by flipping a coin a caught the eye of Jay but what was different was he had company.
"Jay?"
"Harvey is that you?"
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