Let's start again.
In the morning at 8:30 a.m. Harley woke up in their bed. She felt different though, alone. Not feeling her clown hold her like usual she looks to her right and see's vacancy.
"Puddin?" She says out loud. Her voice echoes through the loft.
"Huh." Getting up out of bed Harley started searching for Jay.
"Mistah J?" There was no response. She became worried, they haven't been apart much at all lately. Was he tired of their little romp? No that's not it. Right?
"Jay?" Now searching around the loft she discovered a box of mint truffles in the pantry. They looked imported, neatly intricate designed green box.
"Ouu." Harley is impressed just by the box. As it is opened inside is handcrafted mint truffles that made her mouth water. Grabbing one she takes a bit and her senses are overloading with sugar. They tasted so good, Taking a handful and shoving them in her face.
"That's sweet." Said with sly humor. "Ah my puddin always know how to treat me." Accidently she let the box fell and note appeared. Looking at it, multiple scribbles of clowns were drawn on it. As well as a message.
"Enjoy the truffles sweets, I just had to run this morning. Don't worry I'll return beautiful. I'm sure I can make it up to you when I get back, hehe." - J
Harley was getting wet and also hungry, well at least one can be satisfied for now before her love returns. Making some scrambled eggs quickly siding the meal with some artisan bread with an olive oil drizzle (real Mediterranean choice). Entering the living room she sits with her plate and starts to eat. Turning on the TV and puts it on the news. Munching is drowning out the noise. Turning up the volume and a breaking report is being listed.
"I'm Vicki Vale and here's the breaking news: Gang violence is on the rise with the continuing tension between the Falconie and Maroni crime families. Playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne is taking up the mantle of reinventing the slums of Gotham to bring the city to the 21th century. Multiple reports of people found murdered with a disturbingly wide smile carved into their faces with what seems to be a switchblade. These are linked to the Joker's latest doings. He's been notorious for appearing with the most desire for the spotlight. But recently the self entitled clown prince of crime has been less public with his actions. Some speculate that he's been having a love affair with a mysterious doctor. This stories will be covered more tonight at 11 stay tuned Gotham."
"Yes yesy yes your right Valet my Mistah J is seeing a doctor and that doctor is moi." She smiled thinking of her puddin cutting up the faces of those suckers. Some people just can't take a joke. Now they're always smiling. Maybe he was out today for that same reason. Anything is possible with her clown so unpredictable she loved that about him. Finishing her breakfast she goes to the bathroom to take a shower.
"La la la lah laaaahhhh." What appeared to be singing at least it sorta was, honestly no one really knows. Harley sometimes like to make own little melodies. Sometimes she would just sing random lyrics.
"I'm just a pool boy nobody loves me. He's just a pool boy from a poor family." "All my friends are creepers they explode." Feeling the warmth off the spray was so loosening.
"Thump"
The noise made Harley pause. Later she dismissed it and continued to sing her own tunes. "I'm walking on sunshine ohhhhh, I'm walking on sunshine."
"I've got you under my skin.", he sung with a performers tone. Harley giggled waiting for him. "I've got you deep in the heart of me." his voice was increasing. Coming closer to the bathroom. Opening the door walking through, "So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me." Already naked seductively slipping into the shower. Whispering into her ear while rubbing her shoulders, "I've got you under my skin."
"Hiii pudddin." Feeling whole with her love. "I'm missed you this morning."
"I know sweets but daddy had some small affairs to attend to and you looked so peaceful in my arms when I woke up I didn't want to wake you pumpkin."
"What was it that you had to leave so early in the morning Mistah J?"
"You'll see my dear, it's a surprise.", kissing her neck. Harley just feels euphoric when he embraces her.
"Yes Mistah J."
"I missed you when I was gone sweets."
"I missed you more puddin."
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Five hours earlier in their bed together.
Joker was having little insomnia lately with his little Harley in his arms night after night. But even with a loved one old habits die hard. Waking up in the very early morning seeing her pretty smile it killed him that he had to leave but he had his hobbies and responsibilities to take part in.
Getting dressed in his custom purple suit, he grabbed some of his trusty Joker toxin to paint the town green.
"I wonder how many smiles I can make tonight." Before leaving the loft he checks up on her one last time before he leaves to fulfill merry joy to Gotham. "Don't worry sweets eventually I'll take you on a field trip one of these nights hehe." Kissing her lips he's off to the "Playground."
4:30 a.m.
In the burrows of Gotham the clown prince of crime and a couple of his associates were hunting randomers down to send a message later to a caped crusader.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." A man screaming from the pain of having his foot cut off with a rusty kitchen knife.
"Dam he just won't shut up."
"No fucking shit Rico now put more duct tape around his mouth before the whole neighborhood hears him."
"It's not the neighborhood you should be worried about. I think the bat is more of a problem Peter. Now pass me another clip." In the alley way the Joker was checking up on how the lap dogs were doing.
"How are we doing Pete?"
"Don't worry Boss he's not talking right now. He recently passed out on the pain."
"Well don't worry it will only get worse." Pulling out his switchblade he puts the knife in the man's mouth. "Why so serious?"
"Slit, slit."
The guy's blood was starting to gush down his dead pale cheeks.
"Whoops looks like I cut too deep. Well at least you'll die with a smile on your face." This case was starting to bored Jay. Now he want's to get to the next adventure.
"C'mon boys let's go. Time to meet some old friends."
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5:57 a.m.
Joker goes to the underground courthouse. Talking between old friends but as usual things get out of hands all too quickly.
"Boys boys please let's calm down, you're foreplay is not satisfactory."
"Jay shut up"
"Harvey you remind me of a over baked muffin, burnt and crusty."
"Fucking original you over zealous pain in the ass."
"Look we need to show the families who owns Gotham. Are you in Harv because everyone else is with the me."
"Even Pamela?"
"Well I figured you could do that task, if anyone could persuade that overbearing feminist, it's you."
"That's true it won't be easy but I think she'll be in with us."
"Excellent. Now can one of your little drones get me a scotch."
….
7:32 a.m.
Outside of the Ace Chemical plant near the outer banks of the city the Joker takes a morning stroll. Walking through the valves with nostalgia.
"Oh such fond memories. I wonder what life would have been I didn't take a swim in the green bath that made me the happy man I am today." A dark figure appears from the shadows.
"Funny the only memories of the this place I have give me regret."
"Oh bats you'd think that after all these years you would realize that I am the only thing that gets you out of bed in the morning."
"Puting monsters like you and the others in Arkham get me out of bed in the morning. This city needs someone to stand up to evil and fight it at it's core and that someone is me."
"Well honestly I didn't expect to deal with you today actually. I was just enjoying listening to the peace and tranquility of bubbling compounds."
"I'm bringing you in Joker. You choose how this will turn out."
"You say that but frankly you're not as much of a priority in my life anymore, I've met someone very special and she's going to wonder where I am and there's I a couple more things to do before I see my sweets. So I will have to politely refuse."
"I'm not asking Joker." Batman starts to walk in Jay's direction. He pulls out a pair of titanium cuffs ready to take the Joker to Arkham.
"Don't worry batsy I won't stop making the people of Gotham laugh. You will still see me but I just need some space right now."
"Screeeeeech" Batman turned to see what was occurring but was cut off by a gunshot piercing the centerpiece of his armor.
"Agh dam." It didn't breach the titanium tri weave fibers but the impact hurt like a bitch.
"Sorry bats but I know you. You are just too stubborn." Aiming his Bang pistol at the dark knight once more. Shooting his gun til the clip was empty. Batman dodged a couple of the bullets but he staggered from the impact of those he didn't.
Joker walks towards the ledge of the plant. Before jumping all he can say as Batman stood in pain and starred, "Take a picture, it will last longer." Off the clown went into the river swimming to the shore where he meet up with the some of his goons he called earlier before his confrontation.
"So gentlemen, take me to Zorro's I need to make one more stop before I return to my loft."
"Yes boss."
"But first I'm drenched did you pack a spare suit David."
"Always sir." David goes to the trunk of the Range Rover to pull out a fresh black suit with a vibrant green tie and purple dress shirt.
"Ahh just the one I was thinking of too." He starts to change, besides him and his lackeys no one is one the beach enjoying the sun rising. "Everyone turn around, I know I'm irresistible but I don't swing that way. I'm watching you Chuck."
8:42 a.m.
The Range Rover makes one quick stop to Zorro's Fine Establishment in the corner of the city. It was painted black and stood out compared to the other businesses but it was known to house treasures but evil entities as well. It was very exclusive, hell only a few of the rogues were allowed to shop there for personal items.
"Here's what you've selected Mr. Joker." Zorro was a small old man with grey hairs styled to make him look like he casted in the Godfather. He had class and values which Jay respected. He was the only man he trusted with this request. He comes to the clown with a little black box. Opening it Joker is stunned by the craftsmanship and designed.
"Well?"
"It's perfect."
"She's a lucky girl Jay."
"You have no idea Zorro." With that he left and told his driver to take him home.
"I need a shower, she's probably about to take one it's already nine. Probably singing Bohemian Rhapsody."
"Mama just killed a man..."
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