KotlcExpert521: Sorry, no, just the two of us. :( You're still an awesome fangirl though! Lol, thanks! Yes, poor Dex :(. PJO is pretty great, I'm not doing a crossover but I'm sure they exist! Don't worry, I'm VERY crazy. I don't hate you! bYeEeEeEe!
MidnightBunny: WHY THANK YOU. MATURE? NEVER HEARD OF IT.
Country-Fangirl: Indeed he is! Thanks!
L: Poor Dex, lol. It was, sorry it wasn't clear. Grady's pretty cool. Thanks!
Sofie Foster: ASDFGHJKL! *Pterodactyl screech* IQKGIBNADDAKSWOYRITOAPLJOKVXEQMZALROGVAERET! I love making weird fangirl noises.
Hey... it's A very obsessed fangirl still... Glitterbutt23 isn't really active on here anymore... but oh well...
Legacy comes out Tuesday! aHhHhH sO sOoN i CaN't WaIt! ! ! !
Chapter one of Legacy is available on ... I have an announcement about it on my personal account in my Legacy story...
I... might... love... ellipsis... maybe...
Hope you guys had a great Halloween... and got a TON of candy... I got really nauseous on Friday (Nov. 1) but it was worth it...
I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge that I'm the least organized author ever... I have another tab open with last chapter... because I can't remember it very well...
Enjoy the chapter...
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"HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE THIRD EVER MEETING OF THE KOTLC READS KOTLC BOOK CLUB!" Sophie yelled. Everyone cheered, except Dex who they forgot to invite. Linh was the first to notice this.
"Hey, where's Dex?" Linh asked.
"Dex... hang on, I think that rings a bell... maybe the Black Swan erased him from my memory?"
"Nope," said Mr. Forkle, who was ominously stalking them in the corner. "We never erased him from your memory. Our enemy, Shannon Messenger-"
"Wait, I thought our enemy was the Neverseen. Unless Shannon Messenger is part of the Neverseen?" Keefe said.
"No, Shannon Messenger is the person who wrote us into existence, and controls everything that happens in our lives." Mr. Forkle explained. A wall with a number four painted on it collapsed.
"Well, there goes the fourth wall," Sophie shrugged. "Continue."
"And our enemy, Shannon Messenger, decided Dex didn't matter anymore and slowly started erasing him from the books. There's a chance he won't even show up in Legacy. And forget about book nine!" Mr. Forkle finished.
Suddenly, Dex stepped over the ruins of the fourth wall. "HOW DARE YOU FORGET ABOUT ME! I NOW HAVE AN OFFICIAL PORTRAIT ON SHANNON MESSENGER'S INSTAGRAM! WITH A RAINBOW IGGY ON MY SHOULDER! A RAINBOW IGGY!"
"On Shannon Messenger's instagram! This can't be right!" Mr. Forkle explained. He whipped out his phone- which he now has, for some reason- and logged onto instagram. "OMG! CHAPTER ONE IS HERE! AD BREAK!" he pterodactyl screeched.
The ultimate fangirls arrived for the ad. "Do you struggle with cliffhangers? Is waiting for the next book to come out torture?" They started.
"Wait, don't you need annoying music playing in the background for the ad?" Keefe asked.
"Oh yeah. Hmm... fangirls, can you sing for us?" The ultimate fangirls asked.
The fangirls nodded and sang in a high, screechy voice. "I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES!"
While the fangirls sang this awful song, the ultimate fangirls continued with the ad. "Well, if those apply to you, wouldn't it be the best thing ever to read a special excerpt from the book you're waiting for? Well, NOW IT'S POSSIBLE! Go to to read chapter one of Legacy from Keeper of the Lost Cities, and read the Flashback paperback for an exclusive Keefe POV scene as well as another excerpt from Legacy! They're so good by the way. AAAHHH MY FANGIRL HEART!"
"AD BREAK OVER!" Mr. Forkle announced. "Continue with your book club meeting!"
Then, the talking copy of Exile waltzed into the room, because that's totally possible.
"Hey, guys!" it said. "Hello Sophie, and Keefe, and Fitz, and Linh, and Tam, and Biana, and Mr. Forkle, and... sorry, who are you again?"
Dex facepalmed. "I'll see myself out." He threw a weird explosive-gadget-thingy on the fourth wall rubble and it exploded. Dex smiled and walked through the even more demolished fourth wall.
"Okay, so, um, Exile... let's discuss ships!" Sophie decided. "Because honestly those are all the series is about at this point."
Dex reappeared in the former fourth wall. "Um, well, there's some Sodex fluff, but you can see me starting to slowly fade away... metaphorically, of course, Sophie's the one who literally faded."
"Sodex?" Fitz scoffed. "That ship sunk like the Titanic!"
Dex rolled his eyes.
"Well, I think book two is where we really start to see Keephie become an option. And ASDFGHJKL it's so CUUUTE!" Biana screeched.
"I know, right? And that ride on Silveny towards the end is just so romantic!" Keefe agreed.
"It really is..." Sophie sighed. Then she slapped herself in the face. "WHAT! NO! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH KEEFE SENCEN! HE'S ONLY THE MOST HANDSOME, FUNNY, LOYAL, AMAZING GUY EVER- Oh wait..."
"Well, I'd rather date mallowmelt, but you're entitled to your opinion!" the ultimate fangirl who is otherwise known as A very obsessed fangirl said, eating mallowmelt.
"Okay then. But OMG SOPHIE LIKES KEEFE OMG OMG OMG OMG!" Linh pterodactyl screeched.
Fitz sighed. "Fangirls."
"Yeah, at least fanboys don't make those weird noises." Tam agreed.
"Oh really?" said the book. "Are you sure about that?"
"Yeah, pretty sure." Tam said nervously.
The book got its phone- don't ask me how that's possible- and started playing "It's Quiet Uptown." Tam screamed. "ADFHEWIRUEWOSTUERD PHILLIIIIP! HE WAS TOO YOUNG! NOOOOOO! ADHFERITERORWUQ- yeah, you've made your point. All fanpeople make the sacred noises- I MEAN STUPID NOISES!"
At this point, Biana and Linh had recovered from their fangirl heart attacks and Sophie and Keefe decided to talk about their relationship stuff later. Because of course this trash the ultimate fangirl(s) are writing MUST come first!
"Okay, so Keephie is obviously going to win and Dexphie obviously has no chance. What about Fitzphie? That takes a hard blow in Exile..."
"LoOk I'm SoRrY!" Fitz yelled.
"Okay, I forgive you. But we should still talk about that anyway, just because."
Keefe cleared his throat dramatically. "Well, I think that Fitz was a total Iggy fart. While I do agree that I guess he deserved to be forgiven, I definitely think it should've taken more than just looking at Sophie with his BOOTIFUL TEAL EYES. Like, we all know that if I had teal eyes, being forgiven for fake-joining the Neverseen would've been a lot easier."
Everyone nodded, except Fitz who screamed "TRAITOR!" and attacked Keefe with teal eye contacts. Keefe retaliated by force-feeding Fitz an elixir that turned his eyes... *GASP*... ICE BLUE!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fitz yelled, because for some reason there was a mirror and he could see his eyes?
"Yeah, I think now would be a good time to stop..." Sophie said. "SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK, ON KOTLC READS KOTLC!"
Well... I hope you guys enjoyed... please review... AND ENJOY LEGACY, COMING THIS TUESDAY!
~A. Fan.
