Okay, I'm sorry.
Yes, I am aware that I am a month late. Nightfall update should be up on schedule though, in a few days.
KotlcForeverandever: Thanks!
L: Huzzah! Though honestly, same. Nice choices. Thanks!
Lilac: Haha! Thanks for the idea!
lemontarto (ch 2): We all need Hamiltam.
lemontarto (ch 1): That's a good line! Thanks!
JT a reading cat: Yay! Oof. It's fine! Thanks! Your obedient fangirl, A. Fan.
Country-Fangirl: Shannon made Dex irrelevant. I only make jokes about it.
MidnightBunnyy: That pretty much sums up quarantine. YAY GO BIANA! (And sparkles.) Hmm, that is a pretty good part... the perils of not consulting the book. And... um... I hate to break it to you, MidnightBunnyy...
Sky: Hehehehe probably. I'm so obsessed with FedEx that I put it everywhere subconsciously. Great part! ARGH YES. STUPID ZOOM. Yay for Biana! XD. Actually... that is... exactly why I come to the reviews page, so keep on rambling! Thanks! -A. Fan.
Alright, enjoy!
"I HATE ZOOM!" Tam screamed, spaztastically clicking the computer screen as though that would actually have any effect. Spoiler alert, it didn't. "STUPID COMPUTER! STUPID PANDEMIC!"
"Hey, don't be mean to the computer," Dex argued. As a Technopath, he couldn't help but defend the technology. Even if the technology honestly deserved to be murdered. It never worked, it kept freezing, glitching, and generally working against humanity. Or elvinkind. Or everything.
"It's being mean to me!" Tam protested.
"Wait, guys," said the ultimate fangirl, magically appearing onto the call and cutting into the conversation. "This is amazing! Technological problems give me an excuse as to why I didn't update for nearly two months! Praise all things sparkly!"
"Update?" Biana asked, brow furrowing.
"Yeah. You know. Because this is a story?" the ultimate fangirl explained, rolling her eyes like it was obvious.
"Wow, the fourth wall is about as irrelevant as I am," Dex muttered, changing his background to a picture of Iggy and sighing.
Fitz, unsurprisingly, ignored Dex. Well, at least Dex was used to it by now- that was why he made the joke in the first place. "Honestly, this author cannot go a hundred words without inserting a fourth wall break."
"You just broke it again," Keefe pointed out.
Something exploded in the background, Zoom indicating that it came from Marella. "Oh, don't mind me," she announced. "I'm simply burning the fourth wall."
Tam, ever a closeted Hamilfan- although not closeted very well- screamed "YOU'RE WATCHING IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!"
Linh sighed, gently covering her ears. "Tam, I love you, but you do not sound like Phillipa Soo. At all."
"How dare you!?" Tam yelled, before slumping in defeat. "If only I had a good singing voice... that would be enough."
"Ooh! Now seems like a good time to shamelessly promote myself!" the ultimate fangirl said. "If you like Hamilton and you like KOTLC, you'll love my several-month-old parody of the Ten Duel Commandments! It's on this account and is, in my oh-so-humble opinion- quite excellent."
"You really are shameless," Dex muttered.
"Yep! But it's actually really really good-"
"Um, I seem to recall you saying that the story was open for the interpretation of me getting killed," Fitz pointed out.
Keefe laughed. "Like she said, really really good."
"Don't make me duel you, Sencen."
"Didn't that already happen?"
Sophie, honestly in love with her power, muted everybody and cackled. "Okay, everyone read Lodestar, right?"
Tam unmuted himself. "Um, Sophie? Didn't we, like, live through Lodestar?"
"Oh yeah," Sophie said. "Almost forgot."
"Don't you have a photographic memory?" Dex pointed out, unmuting himself and everyone else. There were times that Technopathy came in handy.
"Whatever," Sophie sighed. "Okay, so, this meeting has a really great question! Maybe two or even three, depending on how many words the ultimate fangirl can manage. I mean. Um. You heard nothing."
"Just like when I talk," Dex muttered.
Marella nodded. "For us underrated characters, it's sometimes like we never even make a sound." She threw an expectant glance at the ultimate fangirl, motioning for her to go ahead.
The ultimate fangirl obliged, shrieking at the top of her lungs. "DID I EVEN MAKE A SOUND, DID I EVEN MAKE A SOUND, IT'S LIKE I NEVER MADE A SOUND, WILL I EVER MAKE A SOUND!"
Linh, who, like her brother, was an extreme theatre nerd, continued the song. Needless to say, her voice was better than the ultimate fangirl's- it couldn't have been worse. "On the outside, always looking in-"
"ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING!" Sophie yelled, muting everyone again. "Now then. Our question is, which character did you most relate to?"
Keefe unmuted himself and cleared his throat, ready to point out the obvious. "Um, Foster-"
Sophie rolled her eyes. "Yes, Keefe, I am aware that we are all one of the characters. The catch is that you can't say yourself."
Tam raised his hand. "I have one!"
"Is it going to be Keefe?" Linh asked.
Biana nodded. "Yeah, you guys are basically the same person."
"NO!" Tam screamed. "I am not anything like that buffoon."
"And how dare you compare me to Bangs Boy?" Keefe said, at the same time.
"Anyway, I was going to say that I related to Mr. Forkle number one. Because he died outside and I'm dead inside."
"Wow... um... uplifting..." Sophie mumbled. "Keefe?"
"Not Bangs Boy," he said, throwing a pointed look at Biana and Linh- or so Sophie guessed, it was hard to tell when he was basically just looking at the camera and everyone's panels were in different locations anyway. "I was going to say Dex, since we are both pranksters and we both had to deal with the moste disgusting Sophitz."
Dex nodded, muting Fitz before he could reply. "You make a good point. Though I was going to say I related to Biana, because I might as well be a Vanisher."
"Interesting..." Marella said. "I think I relate most to Fintan, because we're both Pyrokinetic evil geniuses, even though I'm slightly less homocidal about it."
"I'm like Iggy!" Biana announced. "Although the plot could manage without my character, it's way better when I'm around. Everyone loves Iggy. And we both have awesome fashion sense."
"And you both smell," Fitz muttered.
"Hey!"
"Okay, Wonderboy, what about you?" Dex asked.
"Mallowmelt!" Fitz grinned. "I'm sweet and Sophie loves me."
Biana lifted an eyebrow. "Oh, really? I thought it was because if we ever needed to resort to cannibalism, you'd be the first to go."
"Ew, Biana!" Linh shrieked. "I related most to Marella, because we both have an elemental ability we're struggling to control."
"That's everyone!" Sophie announced. "I'm like Silveny. Because I've always wanted to be a sparkly flying horse. Case closed."
Keefe applauded. "Excellent reasoning, Foster."
Sophie thanked him. "All right, that's a thousand words, the bare minimum!"
"That was a surprisingly long time without a wall break, actually," Fitz muttered. "Too bad it couldn't last."
Sophie ignored him. "Great job, guys! Next book is Nightfall! And hopefully the ultimate fangirl won't take as long."
Tam sighed. "Seriously, another-"
HOST HAS ENDED MEETING.
Well, that didn't really make up for the wait... whatever. Next update in maybe a week? Maybe? Hopefully?
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