Captain's Log - Stardate 2262.234
There's being a genius, there's doing logistical math in your head faster than a computer, and then, there's Pavel Chekov. I don't know how, but in the middle of the pirates doing evasive maneuvers, he teleported their helmsman off of that damn ship and straight into our brig. By the time the pirates realized they weren't dodging us any longer, we had them boarded and Scotty had taken control of the engine room to prevent any self-destruct attempts.
The stunned look on their captain's face was priceless.
