Alex, Sam, and Clover had only begun their dirty game of persistent genital agony. And as Eddy was tied to a table, the Spies would play God with his dick n' balls.

"'John 3:16; For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.' And as God created man, he, rather we can break them. And their genitals, so shall it be written in the holy book… Of Buttered Toast." Alex said. She then closed her Bible dramatically, a loud clap echoing throughout the town.

The Spies then performed an epic stripper Panty and Stocking style transformation, going into their best latex bondage porno outfits.

These weren't some cheap hookers. These were ADVANCED hookers.

"Alex. Sam. You two go make sure Sugar Daddy Double D is satisfied. I'll take the first turn torturing Eddy. We'll all rotate until he breaks…" Clover said with a Yandere face. None of the Doki Doki girls had shit on this hoe.

Sam and Alex gleefully ran outside, as Clover was greeted by Eddy pleading for her not to do any harm to him.

"Please stop! I'm a virgin..and a bleeder!" Eddy screeched like a terrified ape.

"Good." Clover very creepily said.

Eddy knew one thing for certain at this point. Hoes are crazy.

Clover attached a rope up to Eddy's nuts and held her grappling hook in her hands. She readied her throwing arm, as she had practiced for the Major Leagues as a wee lass.

Eddy's eyes opened a little, stopping his brace for impending pain.

"W-w-w-What are you gonna do with that?!" Eddy yelled.

Without a word, Clover began to throw the grappling hook.

"I'M A MINOR, STOP!" Eddy screeched.

Clover shot the hook out the window, the rope yanking on Eddy's nuts. Eddy screamed in pain, feeling like his Crown Jewels were being ripped apart.

"You ready to give Double D 80%?" Clover asked.

Eddy's eyes shot open.

"80%!? ARE YOU INSANE!?"

"...Have it your way."

Clover walked outside, leaving Eddy with his swollen nuts. He wasn't alone for long though, as Sam walked in. She had a look of complete frustration on her face.

"You fucking asshole! Thanks to you, Alex got HER mouth filled with cum, while I have to come over here and punish you!"

Sam went right up to Eddy's swollen nuts and repeatedly punched his sensitive nuts. Eddys eyes filled with tears, as each punch delivered more pain. With a little Sugarshane Mosley and a little Muhammad Ali, she pummeled Eddy's poor nutsack with the fury of a thousand hurricanes.

"UNCKLE! UNCKLE! PLEASE! 70%!? 70!"

Clover said nothing and contained punching. Eddy pleaded and begged, but Clover refused to stop. This continued for five minutes until Clover finally let up.

"70% is NOT good enough…"

Clover walked out and slammed the door shut. Eddy used this brief time to cry to himself. His balls had already been through the worst pain of their lives. The worst part though, he knew it wasn't the end yet.

Alex happily walked up to the house, already proud of the load she got from Double D.

"I should make this quick. Can't leave Sam and Clover alone with Double D for too long. I know I can make him cum again!"

Alex was in a relatively happy yet still ever so sadistic mood. She grabbed a bundle of mousetraps from the garage and went in to see Eddy.

"Hey there, Jew-Boy. You ready for some more punishment?!" Alex yelled.

"I'm not Jewish, I swear! I'm just very, very greedy!" Eddy yelled, still in pain.

His eyes turned to the size of dinner plates as he saw Alex's bundle of mousetraps.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?!" Eddy screamed.

"You're asking the world a faulty question, while I carry a not-so-faulty weapon. Your question should be...what am I NOT going to do to you?"

Eddy looked on in shock as Alex placed a mousetrap square on his ding dong, one on his left but and one to grow on for his right nut.

"If you thought that last method hurt, this one will be EXCRUCIATING," Alex said.

She set off the traps, getting a cartoonish bellow of pain from Eddy.

"MY NUTS! MY NUUUUUUUTS!"

That wasn't the end though, as Alex put another trap up to the head of Eddy's penis. He didn't notice this, as he was in way to much pain. Alex decides to get his attention.

"You know…"

Eddy looked down at her, and his eyes immediately turned to the size of bowling balls.

"...There's a reason it's called COCK and ball torture!"

*SNAP*

"WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Eddy screamed.

Alex gave more than a few smacks to the traps and rustled it around, increasing the pain Eddy was enduring.

She would have loved to stay longer, but the thought of getting another load from Double D was too much for her. She couldn't possibly resist.

"Well I already know you are going to say something like 75% or something, so Clover is going to come back in. Ok bye!"

Eddy couldn't even begin to try and respond. The pain was too much.

"...By the way, Clover won't be happy." Alex quickly said, before closing the door.

Clover kicked the door down, looking extremely pissed off.

"WHO'S READY FOR PEEHOLE TORTURE!?" Clover yelled, pulling out a skinny metal coat hanger.

She bent it so the metal was shaped in a straight line.

"Ohhh, it's much worse than you're thinking!" Clover yelled, with an evil look on her face.

She pulled out a lighter and began snickering crazily, lighting the former half of the hanger until it was bright red. Eddy was about to feel like he was in Hell… Oh wait, he basically was.

Without a second thought, she shoved the red hot coat hanger up Eddy's urethra. Shoving the hanger up and down, Clover put Eddy's penis through hell and back.

"OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! IT BURNS IT BURRRRRRNS!" Eddy screamed.

"And now for that ass!" Clover yelled.

"My...ass?!" Eddy looked down to see that he was literally about to get a pole up his butt.

As if Clover was playing pool, she shoved the rod up his rear like a groundhog… Yes, a groundhog.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The pole hit Eddy's prostate, causing him to have an ass orgasm as he still screamed in pain.

Clover pulled the pole out, satisfied with her job as a mistress.

"I think my work here is done. Sam, you mind taking over?"

Sam came into the room, wearing full out SWAT armor.

"OH FOR—WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIIIS?!" Eddy yelled.

Sam set up some targets next to Eddy's nutsack and pulled out a semi-automatic weapon.

"I have experience from House of the Dead, bitch-boy. You ready for the rubber gun trainee ritual?" Sam asked.

She took cover behind a mattress and pulled out a clip full of rubber bullets.

"I'M BEGGING YOU! STOP!" Eddy yelled.

"Didn't Double D once ask you to stop as well? But you did it anyway! You used him for a scam!" Sam replied.

Before Eddy could respond, Sam shot him in the nuts with a rubber bullet.

Eddy's face scrunched up, then after a few seconds, he finally released a deafening screech of genital-related agony.

"And now it's TIME FOR THE TORTURE!" Sam said with a smile.

Sam's gun let out a "POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP!"; Eddy howling in pain with each shot.

After a few more magazines and much screaming, Sam realized she had no bullets left.

"Oh rats, I'm out of ammo...Alex babe, it's your turn!" Sam said with a smirk.

Alex came inside with a weapon of mass destruction.

"Hey, Jew-Boy? You want some GAMER GIRL BATH WATER?" Alex asked with a smile of pure evil.

This time Eddy didn't scream in pain, but in pure terror.

"KEEP THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME! YOU'RE CRAZY! GET AWAAAAAY!"

Alex held the container up to Eddy's mouth.

"Oh I'm crazy, am I? I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY!" Alex yelled.

"OKAY, OKAY! YOU CAN HAVE 80%, JUST STO-O-O-OOOOP!" Eddy said, beginning to cry like a bitch during painal.

"...90%"

Eddy didn't even consider rejecting this new deal.

"OKAY OKAY! 90%! JUST DON'T HURT ME ANYMOOOOOOOORE!"

"...Ok, but only because you now know I can use this on you if you go against us again."

Eddy gave a sigh of relief. At Least, for now, his torment was over. Just as he was about to celebrate though, Alex started to pour gas all over Eddy.

"HEY!? WHAT ARE Y- NOOOOOO!"

Alex had a match in her hand and dropped it on Eddy. As he went up in flames, Alex ran out of the house. Outside, she saw that Edd had passed out from all of the orgasms.

"Oh no! Looks like Double D is ready for a nap!"

Clover pulled Double Ds dick out of her mouth to respond.

"You're right! Let's get him to bed! Like good housewives would!"

The girls daydreamed about being Daddy Double D's housewives and servants for his little 'Double D' for a moment, before taking him to his house.

Everyone else in the Cul-de-sac was more focused on the smoke coming out of the house Eddy was in. Finally, Eddy ran out screaming while ablaze, freaking everyone out.

"Let us ignore the autistic one, fellow shepherds!" Rolf said way to calmly.

"DOOOOOOOORKS!" Kevin yelled from the distance.

Unbeknownst to the dorks and Kevin alike, the Retard School was on a manhunt. Ed had broken out and was on a quest for revenge against Kevin.