Kevin felt a very weird sense of unease as he rode home.

"I dunno why, but those fem-dorks give me the shivers…I'm just glad to be home."

Kevin walked up to his house and very slowly locked the door. He was very afraid, as he should be. Kevin swore he heard Friday the 13th music as he locked his door.

Meanwhile, Alex and Clover were hosting a ventriloquist show. Clover had her fist and hand up Sam's vagina, using gadgets to work her limbs in every direction.

"I guess you could say I'm a very wooden actor!" Clover mimicked.

Alex was doing the same thing for Double D, except she didn't have her hands up his ass. They would never violate Double D in that way unless they thought for sure he was gay.

"You are not made of wood! You are made of flesh! Now slurp my peepee!" Alex mimicked.

Suddenly Sam woke up. She quickly realized something was wrong.

"HEY! Where am I and why do you have your hands up my butt and vajayjay?!"

"I mean hey, you're not the first person we molested in their sleep." Alex replied.

"ZOOP BOP SHOO-BOO-DOO WOP!" Clover yelled, dancing like the Cosby Show intro.

Sam had no good argument against this so she didn't respond.

"Yeah, we're just playing a bit of Porno Puppets before we enact our revenge against Kevin for insulting Double D!" Clover added.

Sam was about to respond, but she had a question.

"I, uh, what was that about Double D?" Sam asked.

"That bastard Kevin insulted him and called him stupid!" Alex yelled.

Sam's right eye started to twitch.

"LET'S GHOST THAT MOTHERFUCKER LIKE DANNY PHANTOM'S SECOND COUSIN!" Sam yelled, rushing to get clothes on.

"What? Alex asked.

"...I dunno. Let's just get the fucker."

Kevin was very on edge in his house, holed up in his room. He knew something bad was about to happen.

The Spies had cut a hole through Kevin's rooftop and were entering the living room FBI-style. Kevin's mom saw them.

Kevin's mom ran across the living room screaming, only to be tackled and tased by Clover. She then tied up Kevin's mom, hoping for some super fun fun milfy time later.

"I'm into lesbian stuff too you know! Yeah, I just went there, I'm fucking your son's mom!" Clover yelled maniacally.

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Kevin's mom yelled.

Kevin's dad came downstairs holding a beer. All of a sudden he noticed a lesbian brawl between his wife and three whacked out lesbian latex sisbros.

"I'm too drunk for this shit." Kevin's dad said to himself.

Out of nowhere, Sam pepper-sprayed Kevin's dad and pile drove him into the wall.

"Sam, be careful! These guys aren't black, you know!" Clover commented.

Alex very slowly looked over with disgust.

Before Alex could start calling Clover any racial slurs, Sam pulled out a PP2000.

"HEY KEVIN HART, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE! Before I Sandy Hook your motorcycle!" Sam yelled.

Kevin got PTSD from hearing this. He already endured the 'Uzi in the classroom' incident, he couldn't handle another shooting. Regardless this was hypocritical, as he was very used to shooting loads on Nazz's face.

Alex pulled Kevin's motorcycle in from the garage. Clover suddenly went fucking berserk and ripped the weapon out of Sam's hands, pumping the entire clip into Kevin's bike.

Alex got very angry at clover for this.

"You stupid bitch! We were supposed to threaten Kevin with that!"

"I have a lot of pent up stress, okay? Besides, no way he's coming down on his own. He's not that stupid." Clover replied.

Kevin out a loud gasp upon seeing his, uh...hole-y bike.

"You...YOU GIGADORKS!" Kevin yelled.

"That's not even a word!" Sam yelled.

Kevin didn't respond, instead, he just screeched with rage and threw a punch at Clover. Sam wasn't having any of that shit.

"Oh, Hell no queer boy!"

Sam pulled her pepper spray can out and pointed it directly at Kevin's face. Kevin froze up almost instantly upon noticing the spray.

"Wait no! Not the face!" Kevin yelled while covering his face.

The girls exchanged evil smiles.

"Whatever you say, Kevin…" The spies creepily said in unison.

Clover pulled his pants open, while Sam got ready to spray. Kevin instinctively tried to hit them away, but Alex grabbed his hand before he could.

"Saaaayyyy… FUCK!'

Sam stuck the can close to Kevin's crotch and sprayed, getting pepper spray all over his balls and penis. Kevin squirmed around and yelled like a chimpanzee, accidentally wedging the can up his ass. Pepper spray then got sprayed inside his anus, eliciting a scream of pain.

"DOOOOOOORKSSS!"

Kevin then yanked the rest of his clothes off and ran around the room screaming.

"OMG! Why didn't we think to stick the spray can in his ass sooner?" Clover gleefully asked.

"HEY! He's getting away!" Sam yelled.

Thinking quickly, Alex hurled the can of pepper spray at Kevin's swollen, easily targetable, low hanging nuts. Kevin went down instantly and started clutching his crotch in pain.

"D-DOOOOOORKSSSssssss…!"

The strike to his nuts caused him to lose his footing and fell to the ground below. Sam rushes up and kicked him in the nuts again for good measure.

"DORKS!" Kevin wheezed again.

Alex and Clover grabbed Kevin by his ankles and dragged him to the center of the living room. Sam stepped on his nuts and gave the other two orders.

"Clover, I need you to go grab Kevin's nicest clothes, and bring them here."

She pushed down on Kevin's nuts a little harder and turns her head towards Alex.

"D...Dorks…"

"Alex sweety, I need you to set up the tickle machine."

Kevin's eyes widened.

"Tickle machine?! What are you stupid femdorks gonna do to me!?"

Robotic arms suddenly strapped Kevin down to a bed-like device. Alex yanked his shoes off.

The robotic machine dressed up Kevin in girly clothes and converted itself into a chair. The Spies would now play bondage fun fun time with Kevin—I mean Kaevina.

Alex stuck a pair of DD fake tits to Kevin's chest. She gave a thumbs-up, as a sign of completion.

Clover and Sam pulled out a pair of feathers and began tickling Kevin's feet.

"OH NO! STOP! I'M TICKLIIIIIIISH!" Kevin yelled.

The Spies tickled him for a few minutes, but then Alex got a kind of gross idea. She kneeled next to Kevin's feet and began licking them.

"AAAHH STOP! STOP STOP STOOOP!" Kevin yelled, pissing all over himself from the ticklish feeling.

He could hear his front door open and had an idea of who it was. He looked at the front door to see Nazz staring at him with a nauseous and traumatized expression.

"NAZZ! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" Kevin yelled.

The Spies all burst out into laughter. Clover pulled out Kevin's nice clothes and started laughing even harder. Nazz had seen enough and left as fast as she could. Before Kevin could cry out to her again, Clover got his attention by slapping him in the face.

"Hey, Kevin! I'll wipe all that pee up for you!"

"Wait wh- HEY NOT M-"

Kevin was too late, as Clover started to wipe the pee up.

"Aww, did little bittle Kevin Wevin go pee-pee in his dipey?" Clover said in baby talk.

"Come on little gay-gay Kevin Wevin, let's get you cleaned up!" Alex added.

"I'M NOT GAY I PINKIE PIE FINGER SWEAR! MY NAME IS KEVIN JACKOFF, NOT KEVIN SPACEY!" Kevin yelled.

The Spies looked unamused.

"Just for that act of bullshittery, you're getting kicked in the nuts." Sam commented.

Alex and Clover spread Kevin's now-girly legs open. Before Kevin could beg for mercy, Sam kneed him square in the testicles.

Kevin's face scrunched up with pain.

"D...DOOOOORK!" Kevin yelled.

The spies undid his straps, letting him fall to the ground. Kevin had been humiliated, his nuts had been kicked, his bike was destroyed, and his parents had been kidnapped.

"Well girls, we should get home to Double D!" Alex happily suggested.

"Yeah! He probably wants us to untie him from the bed!" Clover just as happily replied.

As the Spies left the house, something in Kevin had snapped. Never before had someone humiliated him so badly and done such degenerate things to him… Well, unless you count the time Nazz pegged him without lube, but that's up to your interpretation.

"D-D… Dorks.."

Kevin slowly stood up. A newfound fire had burned in his heart, and he knew what had to be done. He ripped off the fake boobs, got new clothes on, and got ready to kick some ass!