Tragedy. Sorrow. Cum.
These three elements made up the Spies' current emotions. Their pain was reminiscent of an early 2000's Naruto meme.
"This world shall know Pain…" Sam said as her eyes crossed with rage.
"Easy there, Akatsuki-twatski, don't go committing genocide! Not unless it's against a minority anyway!" Clover yelled, making Alex very uncomfortable.
"FUCK that noise man! The Minnesota Vikings deserve it more!" Sam commented.
The Totally Spies unanimously agreed.
"Well, I guess it's decided. We'll genocide the Minnesota Vikings after we get Double D back." Clover stated, quite casually.
Sam and Alex nodded their heads, then ran off with Clover to get Double D back.
Meanwhile…
The fire had finally spread to Rolf and Johnny's campsite. Johnny was quick to notice, while Rolf was busy with other important things.
"RISE AND FLY, SCOUT OF THE EGGPLANT NATION!" Rolf yelled in Kevin's face, trying to wake him up.
"Hey Rolf, use this!" Johnny yelled in a panic, handing Rolf a bucket of water.
"Ah yes, the water of tonsil hydration! HEAVE KEVIN BOY, AND FACE THE ROLLING OF ROLFS ABDOMINAL DOMINOS!" Rolf yelled, dumping the entire bucket on his face.
Johnny's eyes widened with shock and confusion all at once.
"ROLF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING SO CONFUSING AND DO SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE!" Johnny yelled.
"SILENCE! Rolf must plow the crop field OF DOMINATION!"
"Rolf, I think we have very different definitions of 'plow'!" Johnny yelled.
"ROLF'S LOST HONOR LIES WITH THE TENDER PASSION OF CUCKOLDRY! THE SON OF A SHEPHERD HAS NO TIME FOR THE BURDEN OF FOREST FIRES!" Rolf replied.
Johny stared at Rolf for a moment, before consulting with Plank.
"Plank… WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIE!"
Johnny was on the verge of tears. He would have broken down right there if it wasn't for Plank.
"What? What's that little buddy? You don't want to die a virgin?!"
Johnny looked at Plank with a look of disbelief.
"Well to be honest, neither do I!"
Johnny ripped his pants off and pulled whipped his dick out.
"Time to double the wood, Plank old pal!"
Johnny sat Plank down and slapped his dick on Plank's face. A look of ecstasy formed on Johnny's face, as his cock grew harder and harder.
"Come on buddy, turn that smile into an oval! We gotta go fast, like the Minutemen!" Johnny added, not knowing that the Minutemen were 1700's American Yankee soldiers.
While Johnny was knocking on wood, Rolf had managed to wake Kevin up. Granted, Kevin was barely conscious.
"D-D-Dingork Dodorks…" Kevin said almost brain dead like.
"FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE SON OF A SHEPHERD'S MEATY STAR OF THE NORTH!" Rolf yelled as he pulled Nazz to the two by her sleeve.
Kevin could barely recognize her, but he knew it was Nazz.
"N-Na-"
"Shut up Cuck boy! I found a REEEEEAL man!" Nazz interrupted.
Nazz had a crazed and mentally destroyed look on her face.
"Nazz shall attain the status of wifehood at this very moment! WATCH IN ERECTILE TERROR AS ROLF PIERCES THE HYMEN OF MOTHER NATURE!" Rolf screamed like a Viking.
Before Kevin knew it, Rolf had shoved Nazz to the ground. It looked very painful but Nazz still smiled. She just stared back in anticipation of Rolfs's cock.
"Oh fuck yes Rolf! Fuck me like that bitch boy Kevin never could!"
This hurt Kevin on a deep and personal level.
"B-But Nazz I-"
"SHUT UP!" Nazz scratched.
"CRAYON HEAD NAZZ GIRL HAS CHOSEN THE GREATER MAN AND WEEDED OUT THE STAGNANT SEED OF SADNESS!" Rolf yelled once more.
With nothing left to say, Rolf shoved his meaty warrior in Nazzes puss puss.
"OHH FUCK YEAH! THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK WOMEN!"
Kevin could only watch on and cry a little at the sight. He had lost everything that made his life happy and could do nothing to stop it.
"D-D-DOOOOOOORKS!" Kevin cried out, as he began to bawl.
"IS BITCH BOY KEVIN CRYING?! AWWWWWWWW, POOR LITTLE BABY!" Nazz mockingly yelled.
"Mmm yes, motorbike-boy Kevin cries out of his emotionless soul! MUST ROLF TEACH YOU TRUE PAIN?!"
Rolf began to fuck Nazz even harder. So hard that Nazz could no longer demoralize Keven. Though, the brutal fucking was enough to do that already.
"No! Nooo! Why Nazz?! WHY?!" Kevin cried out.
"THE QUESTIONS TO LIFE'S MYSTERIOUS ERECTIONS ARE FRIVOLOUS, CUCK BOY KEVIN!" Rolf yelled.
While this was happening, Johnny was on the verge of an orgasm.
"I'm cumming, Plank! I'm coming like there's no tomorrow...what do you mean revelation will happen tomorrow and that I'm right? You crack me up, buddEEHHHHH!"
Johnny came all over Plank. Rolf was alerted by this sudden orgasm, and that the fires were starting to get to close for his comfort.
"Does Johnny boy want to explore his sexual nature further? May the buttered gods and goddesses give you much queer merriment? NOW BEAR THE WEIGHT OF TWINS, CRAYON HEAD NAZZ!"
With a few final thrusts, Rolf filled Nazz with his children while giving a warrior's cry. This cry was so strong that it temporarily pushed the fire back. Johnny and Kevin looked around in disbelief.
"Wow Rolf, wish you did that sooner." Johnny commented.
"ONE MUST NOT RUSH THE HEAVENLY FLUSH OF LUST AMONG OTHER DESIRES! COME JOHNNY BOY AND CRAYOLA RIP-OFF NAZZ, TO THE BEDROOM WE MUST DEPART!"
Rolf picked up Nazzes almost lifeless body, then rushed to lift Johhny over his shoulder. Rolf was about to run like the wildman he was, but then remembered Kevin.
"Hmm, shall Rolf give mercy to the weak and the wireless? FEAR NOT, FOR ROLF SHALL SPARE THEE!" Rolf yelled, picking up Kevin as well.
Just as the fires were about to once again surround them, Rolf ran like the son of the Shepard he was. While running, he accidentally let Kevin nearly slipped from his grasp. He managed to catch him, though Kevin was now being dragged by his leg.
"DDD-DDDOOOOOOORKKKSSS!" Kevin cried out, as he felt his back being tore up.
"Wow! That sure is a lot of blood! Rolf, you need to slow down so-"
"SILENCE! ROLF MUST BE THE HOOVES OF VICTORY'S WAR HORSE!"
Rolf started to run even faster, causing Kevin much more pain. Johnny figured that he and Plank weren't being hurt, so he decided not to try and help any more.
"I'm sure Kevin will be fine Plank. I mean, he survived being on the nut kicking machine."
Jimmy holds Plank up to his ear.
"What?! No Plank! Just because we could get away with killing him here, doesn't mean we should!"
"Wood-man Plank makes a convincing point! However, cuckoldry is a fate worse than that of death's cold breast milk!"
Kevin cried to himself a little more, as he heard his thought to be friends casually talking about his death.
"D-D-D-DOOOOOOORKS!" *Cries uncontrollably*
"Gee Plank, iv never seen Kevin cry this much before."
This continued for a good 20 minutes before they finally made it out of the forest. Rolf immediately dropped everyone and collapsed to the ground in exhaustion.
"Rolf's Spirit penis has run out of sand stamina...I now bear the sleepiness of a thousand dead samurai…" Rolf said as he fell fast asleep.
Kevin had passed out from blood loss and Nazz had been unconscious since she took on Rolf's meaty warrior. Johnny and Plank were the only two still awake.
"Well uhh, Plank… Looks like we didn't die…"
Johnny holds Plank up to his ear and madly blushed.
"WHAT?! No Plank, you can't tell ANYONE about what we did back there! Especially not Ed, he'll tell the entire Cul De Sac!
He once again held Plank up to his ear.
"NO PLANK! I WILL NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NAZZ!"
He stared in anger at Plank, before giving him a shocked look.
"That's it Plank, we're going home! You are acting WAY out of line! Wait until the marriage counselor hears about this!"
Johnny angrily stomped off with Plank. Though, he didn't get far before noticing that half of the Cul De Sac was completely destroyed.
"Huh Plank, I guess you were right about revelation after all!" l Johnny exclaimed with surprise.
He was quickly taken out of this train of thought though when he heard a familiar voice yell in the distance.
"OOOWWWW! YOU DREW BLOOD!" Eddy yelled.
"Don't overreact honey, a bite mark on the dick is the best thing a girl can do for her man!" Lee yelled, very casually.
Johnny continued to listen as Eddy's pain continued. Though, he quickly got bored.
"Man Plank, I think we've seen and heard enough genital pain today! Let's just go home… Well, only if our home wasn't destroyed."
Johnny and Plank then went on their way to get some rest. Johnny didn't even care if he still had a house or not at that point.
