While the Forest burned to the ground, Marie was busy giving Double D something he never knew he wanted.
"This feels, um...very, very good. But I'm not sure if I actually like that." Double D said as Marie started giving him a footjob.
"What are you talking about? Feet are the quintessential part of every man's secret sexual urges that they will never admit!" Marie explains.
Double D is visibly confused and surprised by Maries' intelligent way of speaking.
"Uhh, I mean… Yeah! I bet you love my feet rubbing up on your dick!"
"Ohhh yes I do! God, it's like the Pixar lamp is shining lights on my soul…" Double D said.
"Uhh, yeah! Let's go with that!" Marie replied, a bit thrown off.
Marie continued to pleasure Double D with her probably stinky feet. Double D probably would have normally been disgusted by this, but the Spies had long since ruined any sense of cleanliness he once had. Maybe a part of it was still there, but it certainly didn't show.
"Oh my, your feet feel like two clouds hugging my penis!"
Marie gave a somewhat innocent looking smile. Though, her eyes were still filled with lust.
"Well, then you better cum like a fire hydrant!"
Just as Double D was moaning like crazy and about to climax, the Spies barged in like Steamboat Willie.
"THERE YOU ARE! GET YOUR SMELLY COUNTRY BITCH FEET OFF OUR MAN'S DICK!" Sam screeched.
Just as the Spies yelled this, Double D blasted his hot load all over Marie's blue hair and black tank top. The life seemingly drained from the Spies for a few seconds, before Alex snapped back into reality.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!" Alex screamed like Pepe the Frog as she dropped to her knees and clutched her face.
Lee heard the screech as she was sucking on Eddy's nuts and got startled, biting down hard.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Eddy yelled, clutching his nuts in toothy pain.
"That's gonna leave a mark!" May yelled while cringing.
"BEWARE THE TESTICLE SHARK, EDDY! HER JAWS SHALL CRUSH LIKE THE MIGHTY TENTACLES OF MOBY DICK'S FAVORITE ANIME PORN!" Ed yelled.
"Shut up and keep fucking!" May yelled while attempting to pull Ed back on the ground.
"If you say so, succubus of Buttered Toast!" Ed yelled as he fell back onto May. Literally, he just kinda fell on her… A normal woman would have died from that.
Eddy just continued to yell, hopping around with his legs crossed like a retarded penguin.
"Calm down honey! Let me put an ice pack on that ball sack!" Lee yelled while pulling out an ice pack that was hard as a brick.
Enough about them though, back to...oh my.
"HA! I BET I CAN MAKE DOUBLE D CUM WITH JUST MY ARMPIT FASTER THAN YOU!" Marie yelled, jerking Double D with her pits.
"IS THAT A BET YOU TRAILER TRASH CUNT?! COME ON GIRLS, LET'S SHOW THIS BITCH!"
The Spies ripped their spandex suites off and assaulted Double Ds cock with their armpits. They immediately became aware of something while doing this.
"YOU CHEATER! THEY'RE ALREADY SWEATY!" Sam screeched.
"It's called working out you lazy bitch, try it sometime!" Marie yelled with a laugh.
"I hate that I'm enjoying thiiIIIIS!" Double D moaned.
"I know Double D, but we will get rid of this BITCH soon enough!" Clover replied.
"YOU'RE NOT THE REASON I'M ENJOYING THIS!" Double D yelled back.
The Spies ignored this, of course.
"OOOOOOHHHHHHH LOOOOORD!" Double D yelled as he squirted all over Marie.
Marie looked determined and started doing armpit farts on Double D's cock. Double D moaned like fucking crazy from this but the Spies were now more than pissed off.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?! YOU FORCED DOUBLE D TO CUM ON YOU AGAIN!" Alex screamed.
"YEAH! HOW DARE YOU FORCE DOUBLE D TO CUM! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Sam added.
Double D wanted to call them out on their hypocrisy but was in too much pleasure to do so.
"Awwww, baby Spies gonna cry now?" Marie said, in an extremely mocking tone.
The Spiess' face turned as red as the devil's shemale cock.
"PISS YOUR PANTS MAYBE!?" Marie yelled.
"FUCK YOU, WE ALREADY DID!" Sam replied.
Marie looked over at their ripped outfits and noticed that they were covered in piss.
"...Eww, what the fuck?"
"OH, YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS?! TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE!" Alex yelled while standing up.
"What are yo- WHAT THE FUCK?!" Marie tried to ask.
Alex had turned around and started to shit all over Double Ds cock, all while Marie, Sam, and Clover were still giving Double D an, uhh, armpit job? Pitjob! Double Ds eyes went wide with shock.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" Double D yelled, cursing for the first time in this entire story.
Sam was quite impressed by Alexes quick thinking.
"Good idea Alex! Now that we have the lube, we need t—"
"GGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh…..!" Double D screamed, as he stood up and ran away.
"NOOOO! DOUBLE D! COME BACK, I BROUGHT TOILET PAPER!" Alex yelled as she started to chase after him.
"You guys need serious help…" Marie said.
"Wait up Alex! We have wet wipes!" Clover yelled as she and Sam followed behind.
Marie watched as they ran off. She then looked at her shitty, sweaty armpit and vomited hard. The "BLEEEERCCCHH" could be heard from a ways away. Again, Lee was caught off guard by this. This time while trying to massage Eddys agonized nut sack.
"What the? Someone made Marie vomit!?" Lee yelled, very angrily.
Lee was so pissed off by this that she accidentally squeezed Eddy's nuts extremely hard. Kinda like a stress ball.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! STOOOOOOOOOP! JUST STOP ALREADY!" Eddy begged, while screaming his lungs out.
"GOOD IDEA HONEY! I'M GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!" Lee yelled as she squeezed even harder, making Eddy's nuts turn purple.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—*drop*" eddy yelled as he passed out from the incredible pain.
"Oh shoot sweetie, did I hurt you? Uh...honey..?" Lee asked.
"I'm sure he's fine… MAY!" Lee yelled.
"What is it, I'm busy here!"
"Marie just vomited! We gotta go check it out!"
May was caught off guard by this.
"Marie vomited?! Oh, this I've gotta see!"
May stopped riding Ed and ran towards Lee, leaving Ed with Blue Balls.
"Wait! This is DEFINITELY a Buttery Sin!" Ed yelled a bit saddened.
Just as Ed as about to get even sadder, Butter Astolfo appeared next to him.
"Awww, don't be sad! Here, you can finish in my fem-butt!"
Butter Astolfo waved his butt in front of Ed. Ed in return stared at it, almost like he was entranced.
"I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN! FOR BUTTERED TOAST!"
Ed shoved his cock in the fem-butt and began to thrust in and out. May watched, a little jealous.
"Hey! That's gay!"
Butter Astolfo stuck his tongue out at May and continued to get butt fucked.
"Don't worry about him May, we gotta go see what's up with Marie!"
May nodded in agreement, and the two were off.
Marie has just pulled herself together and cleaned the shit off herself when her sisters showed up.
"What's wrong, Marie? Did the principal touch you 'there' again?" May asked.
Lee smacked May on the back of the head.
"Of course not, you stupid—wait, what do you mean 'again'?" Lee replied.
Marie gave May a confused look.
"Ok for one, NO YOU STUPID DUMB ASS! And two, I was the one that touched the principle there, not the other way around!"
May thought on this for a few seconds.
"Oh, that makes sense! Is that why he starts crying whenever we walk by him?"
"Not now May! We still need Marie to tell us why she vomited!"
Marie took a moment to think about how she would explain what happened.
"So, these three crazy bitches had Double D tied up. So I rescued him and decided to give him a footjob."
"That's My sist- Wait, what three crazy bitches!?" Lee interrupted.
"I'm getting to that! Anyway, those three bitches them came and challenged me to Pit off! I was winning, of course, so one of them fucking decided to shit all over Double Ds cock! I just got done cleaning it off!" Marie yelled.
"Are you referring to the shit or the cum?" Lee asked.
Marie took a few seconds to think.
"Yes."
"Wow, that's gross! Where did they go?" May asked.
"Double D started to freak out, and ran away! Those crazy bitches went after him! I would have too, but I was too busy vomiting…"
"Well May, we know what we have to do now. Come on girls, let's go find Marie's man! We have all day, let's do this thing!" Lee yelled.
The three went off to find Double D, and kick some bitch ass. Though, this wo-
"HERE COMES THE TSUNAMI!" Ed yelled as he climaxed in Butter Astolfo's ass.
...Just—Just end the chapter there.
Penis squared. But maybe gay? Are traps gay?
