-As the raccoon started to dance around in a celebratory dance, he realized just how good he felt at that moment. Unfortunately, Double D did not feel the same way.
"Is he dead?" May asked, looking at the still-unconscious Double D.
Lee smacked May over the back of the head.
"He's obviously not dead, idjut! He's still got an erection!!"
"An erection, huh?" Marie said to herself with a smirk.
"Are you gonna do the same thing Bing Crosby did?" May asked.
"That's BILL COSBY you fucking--" Lee said as she started to get irrationally pissed off.
"Will you two shut up? I'm trying to fantasize about… Wait why am I fantasizing about Double D? Double D is right here!" Marie yelled.
Marie ripped off her pants and ran at Double D with a super lewd look on her face.
"PILE ON HIM, MARIE!" Lee yelled as Marie pounced on Double D.
"I'LL DO A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THAT DICK! YOU HEAR ME, SWEETY??! IT'S SEX TIME!!!" Marie yelled in Double D's unconscious face.
Double D, of course, didn't respond.
"B-b-but piledrivers are illegal!" May yelled.
"So is unconscious sex technically! So stuff it!" Marie replied.
May couldn't think of a response to that. Mainly because all three of them were guilty of murderfucking Eddy's older brother while he was unconscious.
"UwU? Nuzzles your bulge? Let's have a--" May tried to say until Lee straight up bitch-punched her in the side of the head.
"NO! You are not getting into the furry shit. Even we have some standards!" Lee yelled.
May got a little annoyed, but at the same time knew that Lee was completely justified in hitting her.
"SEX TIME! YEEE!" Marie yelled once more, as she began to ride Double D's cock.
She looked down at Double D and immediately realized that it wasn't nearly as fun with him being unconscious.
"YOU! WORK THE NUTSACK! WE GOTTA WAKE HIM UP!!" Marie yelled at May.
"What??! Why would I want to suck a pair of nuts like that after I gobbled down Ed's grapefruits?" May asked.
"Speaking of which, I got a man to make happy! I'll see you bitches later!" Lee yelled.
"Yeah, same here! I forgot I left Ed with blue balls!!" May yelled, running after Lee.
"No, I left MY man with Blue Balls. Your man fucked a-"
"WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!" May interrupted.
Marie continued to listen in on them until they were gone. When she could no longer hear them, she looked back down at Double D's unconscious face.
"Wow, this is fucking boring without his smart but submissive personality! I'll just have to wake you up myself!"
Marie reached around and squeezed Double D's nutsack just enough to wake him up, startling him.
"WHA-HUH?!" Double D yelled after his nutsack got used as an alarm clock.
Double D frantically looked around, and quickly noticed Marie on top of him.
"BY THE GODS WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" Double D yelled, noticing that Marie was riding his cock.
"I thought you'd want to be awake for this. I'm sure your cock needs a break from those Spy cunts!"
Double D began to sweat.
"M-M-My Weiner does need a break, but I don't think this counts as giving it a break! As a man, I need at least-"
"OH FUCK YES, KEEP SAYING SMART STUFF!!!" Marie yelled as she rode harder.
"I'd complain but sex feels awesome… Wait, did I just say that out loud?"
"YES YOU FUCKING DID!!!!" Marie yelled while giving Double D the craziest/horniest look he had ever seen.
"Oh my…" Double D replied, realizing what he had just brought on.
Marie started riding Double D as if he were a Ferrari. She moaned like a very...sexual banshee (not from Halo you fucking nerds). Though from Double Ds perspective, it looked like she was just screaming at him. It was kind of disturbing.
"My dick feels good but my ears don't!! Why are you screaming at me!?" Double D yelled, with a mix of fear and confusion in his voice.
"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! AAAAAHHH, I FUCKING LOVE YOU DOUBLE D!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!" Marie yelled like a Yandere.
"PLEASE STOP SCREAMING!!! YOU'RE SCARING ME!!!!"
"GOOOD! AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Marie screamed.
While she screamed and fucked, some not so welcome women were making their way towards her trailer.
"What the fuck is going on in there!?" Sam asked.
"No idea, all I can hear is the screaming!" Clover replied.
"Hold on, I'll try and see if I can hear anything else." Alex said.
Alex pulled out a stethoscope and started listening to the conversation-fuck-yelling behind the barred door.
"THIS SCREAMING IS MAKING MY PENIS FEEL WEIRD!!!" Double D yelled.
"GOOOD!!! WEIRD ORGASMS ARE THE BEST!!!!" Marie replied, yelling directly in his face.
Alex started to shake with rage and crushed the stethoscope in her hand. Her ears were ringing a bit, but she was too pissed to care about that.
"THAT BLUE HAIRED BITCH IS FUCKING OUR DOUBLE D AGAIN!!!"
Alex started viciously kicking the door, being VERY pissed off at this point. The other two Spies joined in the assault on the door.
"LET ME IN THERE YOU BLUE HAIRED FUCKDOLL! HE'S MIIIIIIINE!!" Sam screeched while banging on the door with both fists.
Marie stared at the door while continuing to fuck Double D.
"Fuck! How did they find us so quickly? I'll finish you off even quicker!!" Marie screamed, reaching around and squeezing Double D's nutsack.
Double D moaned with pleasure as Marie rode harder, the Spies starting to break down the door. They screeched like harpies and sounded like they were ready to kill. Or, horribly fuck Marie up, given their track record.
"I'M GONNA...RIIIIIIDE 'TIL I CAN'T NO MOOORE!!" Marie sing like Lil Nas X.
Double D finally came in Marie's pussy as they both yelled in the language of sex. Just as Marie pulled herself off, the Spies busted open the door. They saw the cum dripping out of Maire's pussy, and got even more pissed off.
"OOOOOOOOFF WITH HER HEAD! THE HEAD OF HER CLIT!!" Clover screeched.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!" Marie yelled as she grabbed a jar full of blood off of a shelf.
Without a second thought, she chucked it directly at Alex's face, causing the blood to get all over the Spies. Marie used this opportunity to slip away with Double D.
"EWWW!!! Why the fuck would she throw a jar of blood at us?!" Clover cried while trying to get the blood out of her hair.
"And who the fuck has a jar of…"
Sam stopped herself after smelling the blood.
"Wait… THIS IS PERIOD BLOOD!!!" Sam cried out.
"Great! I can use that to explain and prove using Socratic methods as to why you three are such bitches!" Double D yelled as Marie continued running.
"Stop talking all smart, I'm trying to focus on running!" Marie yelled, starting to get turned on again.
While Maire and Double D made their way towards the Cul De Sac, Alex was starting to discover the wonders of Period Blood.
"Woah, check this out! I look like Black Ryuko Matoi!" Alex said as she began to dye her hair.
"Help me chase after them, Niggarachi!" Clover shouted racistly. Luckily Alex was used to this.
The three ran after Marie as the Sonic Adventure DX soundtrack started playing. The four ran furiously, leading us to wonder how physically strong Marie is. Since she was carrying Double D the entire time…
"Dammit, how the hell did they already catch up!?" Marie wondered.
"And where is that music coming from!?" Double D added.
Marie ran into the forest in an attempt to lose the Spies. This didn't work though and the Spies were able to stay right on her ass.
"Damn. these bitches are persistent." Marie commented.
"I KNOW!! And their, um...coochies are very over hygenated…"
"Well yeah! We know how much you love clean stuff!!!" Sam yelled from behind.
"...Well, I can't really argue with that…"
"Yes you can, they SHIT ON YOUR DICK!!!" Marie yelled in response.
Double D remembered this sickening moment and started to vomit. The Spies all slipped on his vomit and fell on their asses.
"Good thinking! That's why I love you!" Marie said.
Double D didn't respond, as he was still vomiting.
"Keep it up honey, you might just give me a new, disgusting fetish!" Marie said with hearts in her eyes.
"Lord have mercy…" A very sickly Double D replied.
Marie made her way out of the woods and into the cul de sac. There, Marie noticed May and Lee trying to wake Ed and Eddy up.
What happens next? Stay tuned to find out, next time on Totally Edds!
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