The birds outside chirped and the sun intruded his room through the crack of his curtains. That could only mean one thing. It's time to get out of bed and eat breakfast together with the family.
Bumi yawned loudly as he stretched his arms, looking at the ceiling for a moment before forcing himself to sit up. He then rubbed his eyes with his hands- wait, where are his girly and slender fingers?
He got up in a reflex, suddenly not feeling that tired anymore and looked down to have a look at himself. He widened his eyes in shock as he ran his hands all over himself. Broad shoulders, taller legs and the worst of all, a flat chest. He felt his heart pounding in his chest. 'I'm in my normal body again.'
He grabbed the waistband of his pants and pulled it forward to reveal what was hiding behind it. 'That's my dong,' he thought in surprise. 'A very big one too!' He had to add in his own thoughts and had to admit that his own joke earned a good laugh.
He then got to the living room as fast as he could to meet his family and friends who already sat around the table. "Good morning, Bumi," Korra greeted him. "I-" Was the only thing he could stutter in confusing as he looked down at his normal body for a moment. "We know," Suyin chuckled. "We figured out your bodies have been switched to normal positions when Lin woke up. She's in the shower now."
"No," he desperately said, he pouted and ran his hands up and down his chest which now was flat. "They're gone." He sadly mumbled as he sat next to his brother while the others laughed at his disappointment. "Ah well," he sighed while he took the plate Korra handed him. "Lin wouldn't allow me to see her body anyway-"
He suddenly stopped in the middle of his sentence, staring straight in front of him and dropped his plate back on the table. "Bumi!" Tenzin said in surprise and concern as he shook his brother. "What's wrong, Bumi! Snap out of it," a worried Korra said as she heavily shook Bumi around. "I don't feel so well."
Bumi let out a groan which sounded like he was in a lot of pain and shut his eyes tightly. "Uncle Bumi?" Meelo called him out. "Are you alright?" Suyin asked to which he looked up and stared at her in shock. "I'm not Bumi anymore," he whispered. "What?" Suyin asked in confusion. "It's me, Lin. I was in the shower moments ago, how-"
"What! Your bodies have been switched again?" Asami said surprised.
"Hold up. If you're Lin that means that Bumi- oh spirits!" Korra shouted the last part as the family heard a loud cheer coming from the bathroom. "I love my life!"
"No, no, no!" Lin looked up from the table, staring right in front of her with wide eyes. She loudly yelled in shock and was forced to get up to her feet with everyone following her movements. She basically broke the bathroom door open and barged inside.
There he was, standing in the shower with hot water running down his body. He looked down with the widest smile, he seemed to be very fascinated with his new body. "Bumi!" She shouted bloody murder with a face full of rage you didn't see everyday and didn't want to see everyday. Bumi looked up at her and put both his hands on his waist. "Are you ready for this, baby?" He smirked and and winked which made Lin's eye twitch. "Close your damn eyes, Bumi!"
Everyone who sat around the table had failed to keep a straight face. They had fallen into a fit of laughter while Lin struggled in the bathroom to keep Bumi's eyes shut. "Stop fighting back, Bumi! Let me dress you."
"But I want to walk around naked and show off my hot body!" Bumi whined. Everyone got caught off guard when hearing a loud slap coming from the bathroom and a loud painful cry afterwards. "You heard that, Tenzin? Your brother and I are having a great time in here."
Tenzin's face turned red and as a reply he choked on his food that he was about to swallow. He grabbed his glass filled with water and gulped it down before he shouted in an angered tone. "Stop pretending to be Lin when you're in her body, Bumi!"
"Oh, I sure as hell am in her body! Don't be jealous, Ten!" Bumi shouted back and was disappointed he couldn't show his little brother the smug smile he wore on his face. "You've had your time with Linny. Now it's my turn!" He added a chuckle afterwards which turned into a loud scream caused by Lin's fist. Even Pema couldn't hide the laughter she had been holding down the whole time.
"Oh no! I'm not wearing that made in hell thing," Bumi shouted in fear as Lin struggled to guide both his arms in the bra straps. "This is still my body. I get to decide what you have to wear!" Lin said and continued to dress a now pouting Bumi.
After Lin threw a white toptank over his head, he smiled widely. "Hey, guys!" He shouted loud enough for everyone in the living room to hear. They looked up from their food and stared at each other, wondering what the man had to say now. "What?" Meelo shouted back with a full mouth and Pema shot him a look.
Lin looked at her body and raised one of her bushy eyebrows. "What is it, Bumi? This better not be one of your foolish pranks-"
"Linny has an incredibly sexy tattoo on her left thigh!" He then shouted which took Lin aback. He should be shivering in fear when he saw the look on Lin's face. He knew he should prepare himself for any upcoming beatings he'd receive but convinced himself it was worth it to reveal the secret Lin promised she would take with her in the grave.
Bumi could swear the vein on her forehead was about to pop when she balled her hands into fists. Meanwhile everyone had to take a moment to recover from their shock. The chief has a tattoo? On her left thigh?
After a moment of silence Suyin eventually said, "I need to see this," she would have gotten up from her seat if it weren't for her youngest two kids who held her back down by grabbing her by both arms. "Mom!" Opal shouted and raised an eyebrow while she still held onto her mother's arm. "Don't be ridiculous! Even though I'm dying to see it as well," Wei added.
"Alright, enough of this!" Bumi shouted loudly and walked out of the bathroom. He actually ran, he ran for his life since Lin followed him and tried to convince him into wearing the black pants she held up in her hand. He entered the living room with only a white top tank and shorts. "Wear these pants!" Lin said once she caught up with him. "Oh, no thank you. I'd rather show off my smooth legs." He winked as he made the others laugh.
"I can not believe this!" Suyin shouted as she rolled the left leg up to reveal the tattoo that had been hiding behind there for years. "I know right! Lin is such a bad girl." Bumi added as he showed off his tattoo to the others.
On Bumi's new leg was a beautiful rose tattooed high up her thigh with two other roses that went up her hip which were now hiding behind the shorts. "It doesn't stop there though," Bumi smirked. "There are two more roses that go all the way up her hip," he smirked and was about to roll the leg up even higher, only to find himself being stopped by Lin who shouted bloody murder and Pema who covered Meelo's eyes who got too fascinated by staring at the female body with wide eyes.
Lin sighed deeply and looked away from the others in shame. "I promised myself to take this secret with me in my grave." She mumbled to herself.
"Aunt Lin, what were you thinking?" Opal wondered. "I mean, it's beautiful and suits you really well," she then crossed her arms. "But you? Getting a tattoo? Are we in a parallel world?" She continued on as she only confused herself. Wing nodded, "yeah! I agree with you, little sister. What had gotten into you, aunty Beifong?"
"I'm also curious, Lin-"
"Oh, stop it!" Everyone seemed to be taken aback by Lin's outburst. "You guys act like I've been an uptight stick my entire life. I used to be a teenager too, you know!" She said to defend herself but still had her cheeks flushed in shame. It did make the others think, they indeed didn't know what the chief was like when she was younger and were curious to find out more about her. "I was stupid and seventeen-"
"You were what? Seventeen? I can not believe it!" Every adult in the room had turned to Tenzin. "That means you knew!" Suyin accuses the bald man and threw one of her chopsticks at his head which he barely dodged. "Oh, come on!" He shouted in desperation. "Why didn't you tell me?" Bumi pouted and crossed his arms as he looked disappointed at his little brother.
"I wasn't allowed to say anyone, alright?" He explained and crossed his arms. "Besides, Lin used to be my girlfriend. You actually think I'd tell my brother what my girlfriend's body looks like?"
"Oh man, you've seen her naked a hundreds of times!" Bumi said which made every teenager in the room look in shock and scowl. "Ugh! You used to be such a possessive man," Suyin added and Opal widened her eyes. 'Master Tenzin and aunt Lin.' Just the thought of that made her shiver in her seat. Even Pema now scowled since she'd rather not hear about her husband and his ex-girlfriend's past relationship.
"How dare you keep such a hot body all to yourself!"
"Bumi!" Korra shouted. "Stop it! You're scarring the kids. And Lin's family." Asami then said with a stern look on her face whilst covering Ikki's ears. Meelo and Ikki were confused most of the time but it was Jinora together with the Beifong family who shivered in their seats while looking down at their food. Meanwhile Tenzin's head turned into a red tomato with an annoyed Pema staring at her husband and Lin just sat down next to her sister.
"So, aunt Lin. How did you come up with the design," Wei then asked which made the rest of them laugh. Lin thought they had finally forgotten about it but it seemed like she'll be haunted by it for the rest of the day, or forever. "Enough about the tattoo!" Lin shouted in desperation. "All I want to know now is how in the damned spirits our bodies switched again. Why have I turned into this hairy beast?"
"Hey!" Bumi shouted offended. "Why have I turned into a prostitute?" He asked to get back to her but quickly regretted it once he saw Lin staring at him with narrowed eyes that pierced right through him. "Bumi," Suyin said sternly and raised a brow.
"This is why I switched your bodies! This is a show you could look at everyday!"
Everyone seemed to be taken aback by the unknown voice and looked around to figure out where it came from. Mako got up from his place. "Where did that come from?"
"I've no idea," Korra said as she got up as well in her fighting stance together with the rest who sat around the table. "Be prepared though." Pema held her kids close to her to prevent them from being attacked.
"You!" Bumi angrily roared once he saw what had approached them. He pointed at the open window where a- thing? - sat on the opening. "You know this thing?" Suyin asked as she crossed her eyebrows, hands forming into fists and ready to strike once it pulled stupid move. "It's that damned spirit that switched our bodies!" Lin explained as she was about to approach it, only to be stopped by Suyin. "Hold up, sister! Let's talk-"
"Let's talk?" Lin said and turned her face to look as Suyin as her eye twitched. "Look what that thing did to us!" She gestured at her own body and Bumi's body.
"You know, it's very rude to refer to me as a 'thing' while I'm right here." The spirit deadpanned. He couldn't be taller than Meelo. A spirit who had the body of a monkey but was able to talk and walk like a human. A long tail that was almost as long as the tiny spirit himself. He wore a sleeveless, unzipped beige jacket that revealed the fur on his body with matching beige pants.
"I don't give a damn!" Lin roared. "Lin, calm down," Tenzin got up from his seat and placed a hand on her- buff, broad- shoulder. "I'll talk to him." His actions did calm her down. Tenzin being a spiritual nonsense monk must have his ways of carefully approaching the spirit.
Tenzin took a deep sigh before he took a few steps closer to the short monkey who sat in the window opening. "Are you the one who changed their bodies?"
"Sure did. Why else do you think I'm here, baldy," Korra snorted loudly and immediately covered her mouth when Tenzin's neck turned in a reflex to look at her with an offended, angered face. His kids meanwhile didn't pay any attention to his looks and laughed at the nickname the spirit had given their father.
"See? It's useless to talk to it-" Bumi began and found himself interrupted. "Oh, for spirits sake!" He got up from the window opening, landed on the floor and crossed his arms. "I have a name, you know?" His eye twitched and Tenzin sighed. "Do you mind revealing it then?" He asked and threw his hands in the air for a moment.
"Ginzu," the spirit proudly said as he pushed his chest forward. "That's a stupid name-" Bumi groaned and Lin hit his side with her elbow to shut him up.
"You maybe have noticed that I've got the power to switch peoples bodies. So you better be nice before I do it once more with another pair in the room!" He shouted angrily as he pointed at the group who who stood on the other side of Tenzin. "Wait! There's no need to do that!" Tenzin said in shock and held his hands up.
"You're acting like a child!" Suyin said with an angry look on her face as she took a few steps closer to the spirit. "Well, lady. I still am a child." Ginzu looked away from her. "Hmpf."
"I like it to fool around and prank people!" He then started to explain. "That's just my thing." He held his shoulders up. "That doesn't give you an excuse to do whatever you want!" Asami said and put both her hands on her waist.
"You could actually hurt people when you pull pranks like these," Opal tried to explain calmly. As much as the situation her aunt is in is hilarious, it must be difficult to deal with, especially when your body has been switched with a man!
"I mean, look at Lin," Bumi gestured at the body that was owned by the chief. "As much as I enjoy being inside of Lin's body-" he put both his hands on his stomach. "Lin is miserable and misses her old body. You can't just do this!" Bumi narrowed his eyes while Lin's eyes heavily rolled. "Seriously, enjoy?" She deadpanned as Korra and Asami giggled at Bumi's word choice.
"Their bodies were in normal positions in the morning. Why did you switch them again?" Tenzin asked.
Ginzu laughed loudly to which lead him to almost tearing his eyes. "I love teasing my victims. And I knew that she was in the shower!" He laughed even louder as he pointed at Lin. "It was the perfect timing to switch them again." He explained as his laughed slowly died down.
Lin wasn't very happy on the other hand, neither was Bumi- neither was everyone in the room! "That's it!" Lin yelled. Her face turned red. The angry look was something you didn't see often on Bumi's face. She balled her hands into fists and ran towards the spirit who backed away from her in fear. Before she could strike, she found herself being stopped by Tenzin who wrapped his arms around her waist from behind and pulled her away. Lin fought back and tried to free herself from his grasp while the curse words poured out of her mouth.
"A little help, please?" Tenzin shouted. Suyin and Korra held her by the arms and after realizing she couldn't break free from them, Lin eventually calmed down. Suyin sighed and wrapped one arm around her waist to hug her from the side. "Calm down, sis. It will only get worse if we use violence." Lin had calmed down but the angry look on her face never disappeared.
"You now know why I switched them? This is just so fun to look at." Ginzu chuckled as Mako rolled his eyes. "You were pooping your pants literally five seconds ago," he crossed his arms as he looked down at Ginzu who snorted. "Did not."
"It does make sense though. Monkeys do like it to fool around and pull pranks-"
"Bolin,"
"Sorry-"
"Anyway, I'll switch you back to normal when I feel like it. I'm still angry at you." He pointed at Bumi. "Yeah, because you-" Bumi began to say but was interrupted again.
"You were rude to me!" Ginzu pouted at the man and Bumi could swear the vein on his forehead was about to pop. "Well then you shouldn't have bumped into us on purpose!" Bumi screamed in annoyance as he held both his fists up and was really tempted to use them.
"Change us back to normal!" Lin said in desperation in an almost begging manner. "No!" The spirit said and jumped to stand on the window opening. "Have fun with your new body!" He laughed loudly, snapped his fingers and disappeared within a second.
Everyone tried to let it sink in what they had just witnessed and took a seat behind the table again. "Spirits!" Suyin sighed. "Damned spirits, you mean." Lin corrected her sister. "What do we do now?" She then desperately cried out. "We'll figure it out, chief!" Bolin assured. "Yeah. He won't get away with this," Mako nodded.
"What about you, Bumi? How are you feel- Bumi!" Suyin shouted the last part. It made everyone look at what the fool was doing and had made them laugh regardless of the situation they were in. "Just look at how big my cleavage is," he had both his upper arms pressing against the side of his breast which made them squish together, creating cleavage with some of his flesh popping out at the top of his top tank. "I feel like Bumi is the only one who doesn't mind having his body switched with the chief," Korra said and laughed.
"Bumi!" Huan shouted in horror with a disgusted look on his face. "We're not planning on seeing our aunt's breast!" Wing shouted and looked away from the view in front of him while Wei covered his red face with his hands. Huan just stared down at his food and did his best to ignore whatever was happening in front of him. Suyin pressed her lips together in a tight line that formed into a smile and tried her best to hold down her laughter. "It's not funny, mom!" Opal exclaimed and crossed her arms. Suyin took a last look at her kids before she had lost it and laughed uncontrollably, having the others who sat around the table join in as well.
Pema looked at Tenzin with a raised eyebrow, both hands placed on her waist as she huffed when seeing her husband staring at his ex-girlfriends body with an open mouth and wide eyes. She grabbed him by the ear and twisted it once while asking him, "what are you looking at, mm?" Tenzin turned red and stumbled over his words when he noticed the look on his angry wife. "Nothing, darling! I swear I- I wasn't looking at anything!" He shook his head furiously and held his hands up in front of him.
Lin took a last look at Bumi and how he abused her body before she fell back on the ground in defeat and stared at the ceiling with laughter interrupting around her.
"I hate my life."
Thank you for staying until the end!
I know it, this chapter is terrible. But there wasn't really anything else I could come up with. I hope this was good enough for you!
Also, this chapter has 3500+ words. I guess I was in the mood.
Until next time!
