CHAPTER 8: BRITE BALAD OF BEGRUDGLY BOOTLESS BAKURA

It wus Mundae mornoing.

Doruto awoke to relize he safe restor ront when he destroy dishwasher Mabara.

"I truly have done a grate deed on this the day of Mundae the day of Doruto al hail Doruto" Doruto said to his flock of villagers

"AL HAIL" they responded in one voice

"AL..." Bakura uselessly began to say

"SHUT UP" Villagers screm at Bakura in unison.

Bakura began cri. Cri so terrible sound birds drop ded from ski.

"WE SHUD GO" DORUTO SCREMED AT VILLAGERS POINTING TOWARDS MT ZOOM

Villagrs, Noske and Doruto al leve at onc whyel Bakura cri.

Hours pass and entire village make it to Mt Zoom - AUTHORS NOTE YES ENTIRE VILLAGE. BUILDINGS CANT STAND BAKURA CRI EETHER AND LEEV.

"We must defet Mabara" Noske sayed while weeping into meeror of himself due to his crippling fere of meerors

"YES WE MUST" DORUTO SCREMED AT NOSKES FACE

Suddenly a portal open.

"I HAVE OPEN PORTAL TO LAND OF MABARA" Doruto exclaimed to the villagres.

"We go fite Mabara now!" Weeped Noske

"I JOIN YOU" Bakura said in useless fashion

Doruto open new portal and send Bakura back to holes in ground where village was til her cri maek them leve.

"THROUGH PORTAL NOSKE" DORUTO SCREMED AT NOSKES FACE

They went threough portal.

Next day they woken.

PORTAL WAS ACULLY TO MT ZOOM 5000 YER AGO.

A strange man was standing there

"I AM THE SAGE OF THE 36 PATHS" HE EXCLAIMED

"THE SAGE OF LEGEND WHO ONCE MULTIPLIED HIMSELF 6 TIMES?" Doruto asked - AUTHORS NOTE 6 TIMES 6 IS 36. IF YOU DO NOT NO THIS GO DO MATH CLASS.