CHAPDER 31: DORUTO HAF NOO MISHUN
AUTHROS NOTE: I HAF FREN RIET DIS CHAEPER CUS HE THINKED HE CAN DO BETUR DEN ME I MUS PRUUV HIM RONG
Doruto awakened suddenly. "Ugh my head" Doruto muttered to himself. "I don't think I got enough sleep last night," he continued. Doruto got out of bed and walked to the window. Another day in the Desert Ocean Village Doruto thought to himself. Doruto got ready for the day and went outside. It was like any other day in Desert Ocean Village. The mountains shined with fresh snow, the nearby lake had a sheen of a crisp morning and the forest swayed in the distance with the coming winds.
Doruto placed his hand on his temple, "This headache isn't going away" he said aloud. He knew the best thing to do was to head to the local pharmacy. Approaching the counter Doruto said the only thing that came to mind, "headache". The girl behind the counter handed a bottle of the preferred medication to him, Dorutenol. "Its free" she said in crippling fear of the man on the other side of the counter. "GOOD OTHERWISE THERE WOULD BE CONSEQUENCES" he screamed in response.
Doruto took a pill and walked outside. "Ah what a wonderful day, its good to be respected" he shouted aloud. Nearby villagers hearing this began to kneel and bow before Doruto. "Forgive us for existing!" many of them shouted. Doruto grew angry upon hearing this, "HOW DARE YOU REMIND ME OF YOUR EXISTENCE!" he shouted! Doruto knew what had to be done and punched the ground. Suddenly the villagers were swallowed by the Earth. "Its such a great day!" he stated cheerfully.
"Its time to go to my favorite place in the city!" he cheerfully exclaimed. Doruto went to the local homeless shelter. Upon seeing the plight of the people inside Doruto pulled out a stack of $20 bills labeled "You could buy a house with this" and dumped it into a fire pit. "UH OH LOOKS LIKE A HOUSING CRASH" Doruto said while setting the money alight. Doruto laughed himself into a fervor.
Inside the shelter Bakura and Mabara were making meals for the needy. Upon hearing the commotion Bakura left the back to see what was going on. "Oh come on, he does this every damn day" Bakura said clearly seething. "Crap he returned, didn't he?" Mabara shouted from the back. "I'll go talk to him…" Bakura said letting out a massive sigh.
Doruto upon seeing Bakura approach him responded to this insulting sight. "HOW DARE YOU GRACE ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE YOU USELESS MONSTER" he screamed in her face. "Just get out of here, you literally come here every day and do this. Hell you're even hear early today aren't you usually at the Hospital ICU at this time?" She responded in an almost defeated tone. "THE HOSPITAL BURNED DOWN FOR ANGERING ME" Doruto screamed. Bakura in complete shock just turned around and walked back inside. "Someone please call the cops" she shouted.
"NOT THE COPS" Doruto shouted while running away. He decided the best way to approach retreating was to return to his house. "WE'RE SORRY FOR EXISTING" The villagers on his way back proclaimed. "I ALREADY DEFEATED YOU EARLIER! HOW ARE YOU BACK?" Doruto screamed at them while punching the ground. What Doruto didn't realize was the villagers had dug small pits to jump into whenever he would punch the ground. His rage had been placated for years by their pits.
Doruto ran up the stairs to his studio apartment. "THERE NOW THE VILE LESSER BEINGS OF THIS CITY CAN THREATEN ME NO MORE!" Doruto proclaimed loudly. Doruto decided to turn on TV for a bit. "Today in the news local monster Doruto threatened a local homeless shelter. Doruto is still being sough in connection with a recent string of arsons that burned down a hospital, elderly home and city hall" the reporter stated. "HAHAHAHA" Doruto laughed maniacally, "I LOVE THIS SHOW" he continued. The report continued, "We're talking to a local man who witnessed some of the arsons." "He kept throwing mirrors at me" the unnamed man stated.
"WAIT THAT'S NOSKE!" Doruto said in a frustrated tone. "Ugh that's it, I'm calling it a night" Doruto said while going to sleep
