Captain's log - Stardate 2262.727

Things are going so well. As a partial reward for uncovering the Cardassian plot, Bones and two of his ladies were allowed to take the lead in torturing full confessions from the eleven - Bones even managed to take their uniforms.

Uhura began training two linguists in the basics of the Cardassian language this morning and I was informed today that she will be awarded a meritorious service medal for her part in discovering Legate Merovl's treachery.

There are days when it's more difficult than others to keep a straight face in public.