Connor and Owen intro
The opening begins with the titles appearing, and it zooms into a construction site.
Connor and Owen, C-C-Connor and Owen!
Then we see one construction worker struggling to get an old cylinder out, and once he removed a lid, it released ghosts.
Trouble in the air, what' cha gonna do? (It's a ghost, it's a demon, or maybe a ghoul, ooga, booga, boogaaaaaa!)
Then different types of ghosts were free, and Connor and Owen noticed this on the screen, and they ran into battle. And we get a close up on Connor's right eye.
Then the freed ghosts are heading towards New York.
And we see a perfect view of the city.
Meet Connor and Owen, private eye, cuttin' ghosts, and monsters down to size.
Then we see Connor, avoiding Venom's attacks. And he jumped away, and Venom got electrocuted by a fuse box. Then photographers took pictures.
Busy defending all the nerve endings. They got guts and nerves vim and Verne.
Then we see a newspaper article read: Clowns wrecked city, and Connor ripped it with a chop and did a tornado kick.
Then Connor controlled the Iron Hulk with wires strapped onto him and followed Connor's moves.
They landed and turned to face an enemy. And did a kicking move.
Next, Owen is dancing on the dance floor. Then Owen is watching Catrina kicking a criminal, and one demon jumped on top of her.
(They're bad to the bone, even badder in the matter, Make a scene in the street, put the hustle to the muscle, Put the hip to the hips, the word on the lips, ideas in the brain, Keepin' in real!)
Then Catrina threw the demon at the criminal, but they merged.
As they were about to harm her, they were blasted by a ray of ice. Thanks to Owen.
Keepin' it real!
Then Connor and Owen launched their grappling hooks over a dead end.
Then we see the Hydra symbol and the villains looking at the globe for their upcoming plans for world domination. And Connor and Owen sneaked in.
Looking good, like a brother should (Like a brother should!)
Then the villains dogpiled them, but they slipped out and are cornered.
But the wall burst opened, revealing Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
Then they jumped out of the building, and we get another close up on Connor's right eye.
Connor and Owen, C-C-Connor and Owen!
Then we see Catrina kicking down a renegade mutant.
Then we see Owen loading his blaster, and freezes the villains.
Inside the body and mind from the tip of the nose to the behind,
Then we see Connor and Owen standing back-to-back, and they high-five each other, and the title appeared.
They are the agents of a place called S.H.I.E.L.D,
Connor and Owen!
Parody of Ozzy and Drix
