Hey everyone! This chapter continues moving the story along the 'Heidi' way. Meaning nothing ever goes right! This chapter is all over the place, a specialty that I have mastered, and I hope you all enjoy it!
I apologize for any OOC characters, I don't try to write em wrong it just happens.
Also, I cut the chapter short because it was a really good part to cut it. Judge me later, but I thought it was best cut like that.
I don't own Descendants, only Heidi.
"Why are we spying on Mal again?" Heidi asked, looking at her dad in curiosity, "If you want to see her you can go and talk to her."
Hades waved his hand through the air, "She hates the sight of this face, remember? Besides, she doesn't know we're spying on her."
Heidi folded her arms as she whistled a note, causing her ember to float in the air as it projected an image of Mal, "That doesn't justify it y'know."
"Don't care, even with her mother as a gecko I still can't see her. You gotta take what you can get, and this is all I can get." He said, pointing his thumb at the floating ember.
His daughter shook her head, "You have sunk low, dad."
"Don't tell me what I already know." He said, keeping his eyes on the image of Mal talking with the daughter of Ursula.
Heidi pursed her lips, "So very, very, low."
"Shut it, Heidi." He said, shooting a glare at her.
Heidi simply shrugged, "Did I tell you I run a very successful magical jewelry store?"
"How's that going?" Hades asked absentmindedly, tilting his head as Mal left Ursula's place.
She sat on the chair's armrest, "Turns out I'm pretty famous. Damn demons didn't tell me shit when I was down there, they just brought the order tickets." She said, a frown on her face at the last part.
"Now you know why I hate 'em. They're useful as hell but they have no brain." He said, finally looking at her.
"No they have one, it's shitty though." Heidi replied, "Are you done spying on her now? I'd like my ember to stop being a projector." She said with a frown.
He sat back in his seat and pushed her off the armrest, "Fine." He looked at her pointedly as she grabbed her ember, "However, the next time that barrier goes down I'm making a run for it."
"Dad-"
"Nope! I have a mission and a stupid brother to punch." He said, kicking his feet up on one of the armrests, "I know what they did, and they should be relieved that I'm currently stuck in this hell hole." He put his sunglasses on, "They know the Underworld is my world!" He yelled, throwing an empty can across the room.
Heidi rolled her eyes, "Dad, I'm fine, it's over now."
"Oh? And you are just gonna let them off the hook? Let it be a slap on the wrist?" If his hair could be on fire, it would be, "Heidi, they know they can get me off this rock, and they didn't. That is asking for it."
"I'm not gonna be able to convince you to not do it, am I?" The goddess said with a frown.
"Nope."
"Ugh, you are such a pain in the ass." She began walking away as he laughed.
"I'll take that as a compliment!"
"It wasn't one!" She yelled back, leaving him alone in his cave.
Hades smirked, I hate to say it...but she's still my favorite. No offense to you, Mali.
If he could just talk to the girl, maybe she would see he wasn't such a bad guy. Really, he was like the one guy who did his time for his crime. The rest of the loonies simply died, he went through eleven years of getting his ear talked off by annoying spirits.
She had to understand that he wasn't cut out to be a dad. Maybe a fun uncle, but NOT a dad. Fun uncles don't actually care for the kid, they just take em' out and do fun things. Fun uncles don't feed 'em the right things, they feed em' junk food!
Hades was not a dad, and he didn't think he could've managed it.
No ifs ands or buts. He just couldn't. Mal was the new puppy that you had to potty train and discipline, while Heidi was the already trained, cute, and smart puppy.
Maybe he did favor Heidi more, but that doesn't mean he doesn't care!
Why are kids so complicated?
Heidi found herself standing in front Ursula's Fish and Chips. She had to see lil Uma before she left to return to the princess, it wasn't a visit unless you visit your favorite shrimp on the Isle.
Heidi entered the restaurant, her presence immediately sending it into a frenzy. Uma, however, stood still as she smirked at the goddess, "First Mal, now you? Is everyone just deciding on visiting?"
Heidi shrugged, "Nah, I was here just chatting with my dad. Had a few things I needed to discuss with him." Heidi pulled out a chair as everyone went behind Uma.
Uma walked over to her, "Why are you here?"
Heidi smirked, "Can't I say hi to my favorite Isle inhabitant?"
"You're lying."
Heidi's smile increased as she threw her arms out, "Ah, you're right. Welp, guess I should take my leave. Bye lil' Uma, our short time together warms my heart." Heidi leapt out of her sight, not missing the glare Uma gave her.
"I swear to god I'm going to kick your ass." Uma muttered, twitching as Heidi strutted out, "Just as soon as I get out."
"I'll be looking forward to it!" Heidi exclaimed, looking over her shoulder and winking at her before walking out of sight.
Damn that woman.
"Harry, go after her."
Heidi chuckled to herself, Nothing like messing with lil' Uma. She's way too easily angered.
Everyone parted for her, perks of being the daughter of the most powerful villain trapped on the Isle, as she made her way to the gateway.
She'd like to say she noticed someone approaching her from behind...but she didn't.
"So...you're tha woman who's constantly upsetting Uma."
Oh, she knew that accent from anywhere.
As soon as she turned around, someone smacked into her from behind, hard, sending her right into the pavement.
"Did I hit her too hard?"
"No, that was...perfect."
Gil and Harry, since when did they side with Uma?
She felt one of them pick her up while the other put a blade to her neck, "Uma'll be happy ta see you like this." Harry chuckled darkly, "Hit her in the head."
Gil seemed to pause before shrugging and smacking her upside the head, successfully knocking her out. "Did Uma want her knocked out?" He asked, looking at the goddess in curiosity.
"No, but I think she will like the surprise." Harry said, looking at the goddess as well.
Nobody ever had the pleasure to see her up close and the boys considered themselves lucky to be able to see her like this, "Shame Uma hates her, she's pretty." Gil said, frowning in disappointment.
"Gorgeous…" Harry muttered, running the tip of his hook through one of her long blue curls. He stood up, smirking as he looked at Gil, "Bring her."
"Okay."
