Steve the NPC and the Unbluffable

With the fall of warrior moogle the party was in desperate need of another adventurer. It was during a routine trip at the local markets that they discovered a rather peculiar individual. In front of the smithy shop stood a non-distinctive human gunslinger, who had hopes of opening his own gun shop but lacked the funds to do so. Thinking this was a golden opportunity they offered the man a place in their party and learned his name was Steve the NPC. "When my shop opens my prices will floor ya." Needless to say they were having second thoughts.

They encountered many enemies during their initial test. While the human could handle himself in combat, excluding the several times his 'blunderbuss' (aptly named mind you) backfired, Steve lacked common sense and his commentary on the events that happened to them made it where others did what the kids these days called 'face palming.' Figuring the first dungeon was a decent test of their newest member's skill they decided to allow the gunslinger to join on their true expedition which happened to be requested by the town council because of the strange occurrences that have been taking place in the last few months.

The following day Steve the NPC let loose a shot from his weapon exclaiming "My arms are literally to die for! Shop Smart, shop S-Mart!" Which was met by a collective groan from his companions. Smiling he led the way to a dark stairway however one of the party's rogues was able to determine that behind one of the walls stood something that seemed to be different from the rest of the ruins they had been exploring. The party decided to split up leaving Steve the NPC, the rogue that discovered something was beyond the wall, and a barbarian.

In his infinite wisdom the gunslinger declared to the wall, "You are not a wall!" (This caused the DM to look at the player and ask if the player was being serious to which the player responded that this was the character's play style). Silence echoed after this leading the rogue to temporary knock out the human and began hacking the way through deteriorating wall.