Hiya! So this is just a bonus chapter to make up for the chapter I missed/will miss so yeah. It's just random stuff of the top of my head. Enjoy!


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is wondering if tomato ketchup is a smoothie.

Common sense is knowing that TOMATO KETCHUP IS NOT A SMOOTHIE YOU DAMN NASTIES!


Accidentally email a co-worker a porn link. Then I email it to 10 other co-workers, and call it a virus. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


Old people at weddings always poke me, and say in a really annoying voice, 'You're next.'

So at funerals, I poke them and say the same thing back.


In Latin class, the teacher asked for an adjective ending in '-us'. So I remembered Jason was all like 'In latin, Festus means happy.'. So I said Festus. And then the teacher was all like, 'No Festus doesn't count, but Fessus, which is tired, would.' That's when I realised that 'Laetus' meant happy. So I searched up what 'Festus' meant, and Turns out 'Festus' meant 'Holiday'. And then I was just like

...Rick Riordan lied to me.


When you use hand sanitizer, and it says 'kills 99.99% of germs', do you ever feel pity for the 0.01% of germs that have to watch their friends die?

No.

...why you heartless piece of sh*t.


Okay I'm done now byeeeee!

Yours,

MilkandCheez.

Ps-I wasn't thinking when I made this chapter. But I'm uploading it anyway.