Daughter's dark love

Peter, Wade, and Itsy Bitsy

Marvel

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There was a figure swinging around New York with a firm look as they looked down on the streets for any criminals. Lucky for them they spotted some thugs running away with money bags towards a truck. The person dropped onto the roof and stood up while the men looked and went wide eyed. "Thanks for the money, my daddy didn't pay me my allowance this week."

"W-What the fuck?!"

"No, I think you mean 'Ah! Monster!'." they chuckled pulling two small katana out with two extra arms on their back. "But close enough."

"Shoot her!" the other man pulled out his gun before his neck was cut open and choked on his blood thanks to the female swinging once.

"Strike one!" they laughed before jumping down near the other man and sliced his neck too. "Strike two!"

"Hey, what's going...on?" spoke the driver walking back to see his colleges and paled seeing the figure. "What the-"

SWISH!"

"Strike three! You're out!" they laughed as the driver went down. "Oh wait, I can't be out, I'm still alive, I'm in!"

The streetlight showed the person was a woman who had white hair on the top of her hair in a small curl at the tips, four black eyes like a spider with eyebrows in between the top and bottom, and had blue skin with six arms, three of which held katanas with one of them holding a machine gun. She wore a black choker, elbow length gloves of the same color that showed she had three fingers, high knee high heeled boots, a red top covering her mid C size chest that had half of Spiderman and Deadpool's faces on the front, and red shorts that showed off her ass and was connected to the boots with a red bandanna covering her mouth.

"Ah, another night, three new bodies in need of body bags." she sighed before shooting a spider web from one of her empty hands and swung up to a rooftop while stretching her arms. "I swear, daddy needs to learn when doing this saves sooo much time, and tax dollars, unless it pays for my college and a new car, in which case I'll move on to someone else."

But that's when she noticed something shiny near her feet.

"Oooh, shiny." she crouched down and picked it up to see it was a necklace that had a silver circle and the symbol from her shirt in the center. "Either I've got a stalker who's buttering me up, or some fan was messing around with jewelry making."

She held it up and rubbed her chin before draping it around her neck. "I'll take it." and that's when it glowed and her eyes widened before holding her head. "W-What the?!"

A sudden weird feeling went into her head which replayed the memories of Patient Zero making her and her earlier fight with her technically fathers Spiderman and Deadpool. She dropped to her knees and groaned while she kept thinking on how strong they were, how they overwhelmed her, and how enjoyable they were. Spiderman in a law abiding way, and Deadpool with a more chaotic way.

She slowly started smiling under her mask, but that's when it felt off. The fangs that were inside started receding while her mouth began shaping around like a regular woman's with just sharp teeth growing out. She stood up and walked over near one of the reflecting roofs and pulled it down to show it. "Wow, guess I won't need a dentist."

She put her mask back on and thought about her dad's and chuckled before shooting webbing out and started swinging off. "Time to pay them a visit."

Over in his apartment Peter was lying on his bed to try and relax after a brutal fight with Rhino. Luckily he managed to get by, but he did take a few surprise hits which felt sore.

'Maybe I can call in sick tomorrow.' he thought getting cozy and closing his eyes to fall asleep. That is until he heard a thud followed by the front door knob jiggling. He sat up and was confused as he then heard a knocking. 'Who could that be at this hour?'

"Yo P-man! You up?"

'Of course.' he sighed and got up before heading down and opened the door to see Deadpool standing there. "Wade, what are you doing here? It's past midnight."

"Oh well funny story actually. I was on my way home after saving an old man from a deadly explosion-"

"Hold up." he held up a hand. "If you're gonna explain cut to the chase cause I'm real tired and sore."

He groaned and slumped his shoulders. "Aww, but it involved puppies and hot brunettes."

"Wade."

"Ok fine, I was kicking this mafia dude's ass and blew his hideout up before tossing him to the cops for a reward. The puppies and brunette was a bunch of guard dogs, but the girl seemed pretty close, wink wink."

"That doesn't explain why you're here."

"Ok so maybe, MAYBE I need a place to crash due to a little minor bomb his goons put in my house which may or might not have caused a minor fire."

"And I was your first choice?"

"Oh no. I actually went out and tried asking each of the avengers, and apparently they all have relatives visiting, except Black Widow, she nearly blew my head off when I suggested we could roll around in the sheets with whip cream and tacos."

He groaned as he let the merc in. "Look, if I let you stay then you know the drill, right?"

"Don't blow it up, don't hire any hookers unless you get some, don't blab your secret, and make sure no one sees me walking out in broad daylight." he listed off.

"And no loud noises cause I need sleep." he turned and walked back to his room while Wade jumped and landed on the couch with a sigh. "And this time, don't leave any of your grenades behind."

"It was one time! Maybe two!" he called back while the door shut. He shrugged and made himself comfy. 'Oh well, wonder if I can check out his internet history when he goes to work.'

Really Wade? Can't you do other than focus on sex?

"Of course, apparently you forgot all my issues and adventures. I'm just thinking about blackmail material, imagine me as Batman, except brighter colors and loud, and more sexy."

But as he shut his eyes and began snoring, a shadow landed on the window and spotted him with a chuckle.

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout..."

(Next day)

Peter got up and yawned as he stretched and winced. 'Yeah, gonna have to call in sick.'

He headed out of his room and rubbed his eyes while going to grab some milk from the fridge. When he did he took a quick gulp from it and turned to the couch before spitting out and went wide eyed. "What the..."

Laying on Wade's chest was Itsy Bitsy while Wade snored with an arm over her as he groaned and she was sleeping silently.

'Itsy Bitsy? When did she get in? How come I didn't sense her? And how can Wade still sleep like this?'

"Mmm...come on over Laura...I got the whips..." mumbled Wade while his hand on Itsy Bitsy slid down and started rubbing her ass.

She hummed and smiled while cuddling against him more.

Peter moved back to his room to grab his containers while Wade began to slowly wake up and noted the familiar shape of an ass in his hand.

'Hmm, if this is Peter who sleepwalked I don't know whether to take it as an invite or take it that he got drunk and needed a hug. The fangirls would go nuts for that.'

"Daddy."

'Woah! Yup, drunk Peter, calling me daddy, if he's wearing a speedo then we might have something." he opened his eyes and looked down. "Not Peter, but I can still make due."

Him moving stirred Itsy Bitsy and made her groan before looking up at Wade's face. "Hi daddy."

"Hey Itsy, are you here to try and put your eggs in me while draining my blood?"

Sweet.

"Of course not daddy, well before maybe just a little, but not now." she replied while noticing his hand. "Are you rubbing my butt?"

"I don't know, what does this feel like?" he asked before squeezing it.

"Mmm, nice." she purred while wrapping two around his neck before feeling something poking her. "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?"

"See, feel, and actually yes." he replied while pulling said gun out of the holster before setting it down. "Oh and I'm also pretty aroused."

"Well if that's true, what say I lend a hand, or maybe four." she whispered while rubbing her ass against the bulge.

'Hmmm, committing incest on Peter's couch with our daughter? Hmmm, eh why not?' he grabbed her ass with both hands and rubbed them as she hummed before they saw Peter run out in his suit in a fighting stance. "Morning Peter, look who dropped in."

"Wade hold her." he spoke while aiming his hands.

"Oh! You wanna go with bondage first? Kinky." she purred before webbing shot out at her...only for her webbing to shoot out and cut through them while she shook her head. "Come on daddy, at least wait till we're naked, unless you wanna tear them off."

"I volunteer!" spoke Wade with his arm raised.

"Wade, not the time!" spoke Peter with a glare before turning to their daughter. "Talk Itsy, why are you here?"

"Isn't it obvious? To make up for all the fighting we did a few weeks ago. And what better way then a threesome?"

"I concur." nodded Wade. "Or a new shotgun that fires grenades, either way I'll be hard as rock."

"I'm serious. Last time you wanted our heads."

"I am being serious, I wanted to come by and say sorry." she frowned.

"Well if you feel bad, move over my lap and I'll give you a nice good spanking." suggested Wade.

"Oooh, ok daddy."

Peter sighed and rubbed his face. "Itsy, just please sit down, and don't do ANYTHING sexual, same goes for you Wade."

They groaned and sat down while Peter paced.

"Ok, this sudden apology is one thing, but I gotta know, where have you been living these past days?"

"Oh that's easy, I just swing around and snatch food when I want. I also broke into a few laundromats or houses to get cleaned up. I'm not an animal, well I technically am, unless spiders don't count in which case I'm perfectly fine."

"Itsy, if you're serious and want to be sorry, then as one of your...dads, you shouldn't have to go around and live like that."

"Yeah, trust me it works better to have your own man cave. Or woman cave for all those shorts you got." spoke Deadpool.

"This is the only pair I have, same goes for panties."

"...ok now I know you're trying to be a tease." spoke Wade crossing his arms. "Cheater."

Peter blushed and tried to keep from any naked images. "Wade's right."

"One." Wade flicked his finger in the air.

"You do need a home, a place to live without worrying about food, being clean, or all that stuff."

"Well...what if I lived here?"

The two of them looked at her in surprise.

"I mean if I did that then I have a home, can get food, and if you want rent, this should do." she trailed her arms over her body with two of her eyes winking.

Peter blushed under his mask before shaking his head. "Hold on, first off I'd need time to think about it cause I want to make sure there's enough room, and second, you wouldn't have to pay rent with your body. I'd much prefer it if you got a job so you didn't have to steal."

"I know! She can be my partner on jobs." spoke Wade. "We can cut loose and get paid for it. Truly the American dream."

"Wade! I don't want her to kill just to get money."

"Well what would you think works more?" "Wade asked. "Cause last I checked being an Avenger didn't bring in the big bucks."

"Well, she can work around here for a little bit to earn her keep and then go out for a real job."

"Oh! Does that mean you want me in a maid's outfit?" she asked trailing her arms down her legs. "Want me to call you master?"

"No/Yes." spoke Peter and Wade.

"So….half and half?"

"Yes!"

"No!" spoke Peter with a frown. "Wade in case you don't remember, she's our daughter!"

"Peter, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to lend a hand to his scantily clad daughter and say 'Go on babe! Shake that ass!' "

"Wade that's sick!"

"No it's incest, have you seen what some people put?" he turned to the readers. "I'm talking about you yugiohfan163!"

"Come on daddy and daddy, let's go and cut loose!" grinned Itsy Bitsy.

"How loose? Drunk frat boy party in college going for panty raids loose or a teenage boy just learning about boys and eager to get laid loose?"

"Why not both?"

"I love this girl!" grinned the mercenary picking Itsy Bitsy up. "Time to go paint the town red!"

"No wait-" Peter didn't get to finish as the two ran out and jumped off the balcony before Itsy Bitsy swung off while holding onto Wade. He groaned and followed before swinging after them. 'It's like two Wades.'

"Woohoo! I can see my house from here!" cheered Wade looking at the burnt remains. 'I hope no one ransacked it, I had some good shit there.'

"So daddy, where to?"

"The best place around, strip club!" he chimed in while she narrowed her eyes. "I got a tip that some of those dipshits that blew up my house are hanging out there."

"Oh….that works." she remarked with relief. 'But if any of those whores come close I'll be draining them dry!'

"Itsy! Wade! Come back here!"

She turned and waved with one hand. "Hey daddy! Did you come with?"

"Where are you two even going!" he called out.

"Strip club! Don't worry, I got plenty of ones!" Wade called out.

"Wade that's not a good idea!" he called out as they reached the club and landed on the roof. "Especially since those guys might kill….nevermind, but still, no need to bring Itsy into this?"

"Why not daddy? I wanna see their blood all over the walls!" she laughed while holding her weapons out. "It'll match my clothes."

"Itsy no." he frowned. "I don't want any of them being killed."

"What about mutilated?" asked Wade.

"No."

"Eviscerated?" asked Itsy.

"No."

"Burned?"

"Ripped apart?"

"Smashed?

"Squashed?"

"How about broken kneecaps?"

"No, no, no, no, and no!" he glared at them. "Just go in there, beat them up, and make sure they get taken in by the cops, that's it!"

They groaned. "Fine Spidey/daddy."

'I swear my heads gonna go nuts.' he thought before Wade kicked the rooftop door in and headed down while pulling a grenade launcher out. "What did I just say?"

"Relax, this thing's loaded with tear gas."

"Wow, daddy's really smart."

"Yes, yes I am." he chuckled as they reached the bottom where loud music was coming from and they saw men staring at women who was dancing all around. "Hmm, we can spare a minute or five, right?"

Itsy hissed and shook her head. "No, let's find those bastards."

"For once I agree with her." spoke Peter looking around and spotted a group of men in suits laughing while smoking cigars in a corner. "I think that's them."

"Yup." Wade pulled a pistol out and fired into the ceiling, making the music stop and the people jump and turn. "Evening folks! Just your friendly neighborhood Deadpool, and Spiderman, oh and say hello to our little girl Itsy Bitsy."

"Hi!" she waved with her hands.

"Now then, everyone leave except the stiffs in the corner trying to act like Al Capone. Now!" he fired a few more as they obliged and ran out.

"So, the merc with a mouth is still breathing." spoke one with grey hair while standing up. "So, that's your daughter? Seems as freaky as you two, but not a bad rack."

"Thanks, I wanted to go with a bikini, but daddy here wouldn't want that." she pointed to Peter.

"If both of them are your dads, I guess that means they've been rocking the bed." laughed one with the others joining.

"Actually it's part of cloning." spoke Peter while Wade chuckled.

"Oh god! That's something every fangirl has been wanting to see! But trust me boys, I prefer a tight toned butt with long luscious legs and a nice rack. Spider here has only two of those." he held the launcher up. "Now say 'Oh god it burns!'"

They reached for the guns before a canister shot out and exploded, causing them to cover their eyes from the burning sensation.

"You son of a bitch!"

"You bastard!"

"Oh god it burns!"

"See Itsy? That there is being polite." spoke Wade like it was his plan.

Peter started firing webbing to tie up them while Itsy ran over and jumped on ones back while covering his eyes.

"Peekaboo guess who!"

"Get off you bitch!"

"Wrong, it's Itsy Bitsy, like the song. Wanna sing with me?" she asked before seeing him hold his gun up, making her pull it back with her webbing and having him shoot down at his own foot. "Wow, you're blind as a bat."

Wade ran over and tackled the leader while slapping him. "This is for the explosion. This is for reuniting me with my daughter. This is for trying to shoot us. This is for all the furry midgets in the world. This is for someone making a reference to my sweet ass video game. This is for acting like Al Capone. This is for making me have to hold back on blowing you. And this is for me not having enough reasons to slap you."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" he cried out before Wade picked him up and headbutted him, knocking him out.

Peter sighed while seeing Itsy web a guy up on the ceiling and letting out a laugh as he tied the last guy up. "That all of them?"

"Yup." Wade stood up before walking over to Peter and draped an arm around his shoulders. "Hmm, ya know what I've been thinking Peter? Maybe we need to come up with different names for our little girl to use so it's not confusing."

"Like what? Dad? Stepdad?"

"Pssh, no!" he laughed. "I mean she calls you daddy long legs and calls me daddy deadpool."

"Sounds like someone's thinking of some fun." purred the girl sitting on the wall.

"That depends, hey Peter ever gotten in a freaky spider role play with your daughter?"

"Not gonna happen Wade."

"I'll take that as a maybe." he chuckled. "Unless you wanna be the mom in the relationship, maybe wear an apron, make dinner, and greet me when I get home with a paper and kiss on the-"

"I'll do with just dad."

"Good, now since we got some times before the coppers show up, I say we raid the buffet table, and Itsy here could get some clothes from the back, no shopping needed."

"Wade, stealing, remember?"

"It's easier than either of us going in and buying the stuff. Think about that for a second."

Peter opened his mouth, but did admit if either of them walked in without their masks, or even with their masks, it would stir up a lot of rumors. He sighed and rubbed his head. "Fine."

"Thanks dad!" she moved over and hugged him while kissing him on the cheek three times before running on stage to the back. "I'll be right back!"

"Ooh, they got shrimp." spoke Wade grabbing a plate. "Relax, take a seat and we'll be out of here in no time. Unless they have tacos, in which case, it'll be a little longer."

Peter shook his head before taking a seat near the stage as Wade came back with a tall plate of food. "Fine, but if the police show up, YOU'RE telling them what happened, and no lying."

"Yes dear." he replied before munching on a taco as they heard the music resume with the spotlights turned on and aimed to the curtains. "Oh, good call on the dramatic moment Peter."

"Uh, that wasn't me."

They looked at the curtains to see Itsy Bitsy slowly step out, but wearing a black string bikini so small it looked like it just barely, BARELY covered her nipples while the bottom part looked close to a thong.

Peter's eyes widened while Wade whistled as she walked over onto the stage with her hips swaying while sending them a wink.

"Care for a free show boys?"

"Go on hot stuff!" called Wade before Peter could say anything.

Itsy Bitsy spun around the pole while arching her back and moving her ass around while Wade was tossing ones over and over.

"Yeah! Who's your daddy!"

"Wade, can we just go now?" sighed Peter looking away. "Isn't this going far?"

"Far? Obviously you haven't been to a strip club, they don't let you touch asses like this. Well I touched one time and did SOOO much more, but then I had to leave when they called the cops. Fyi, her name was Sarah." he whispered to the readers.

Itsy moved off the stage and began giving Wade a lap dance with a seductive look. "Care for a little private show daddy?"

"Well my pants are feeling tight so that gives you a great big yes." he grinned while pulling her onto his lap. But before they could go any further they heard police sirens.

"Time to go you two." spoke Peter as they stood up and the three of them rushed back to the rooftops. "And this time Itsy, maybe you should go on ahead while I carry Wade."

"Aw, I knew you always wanted to carry me over the mantle." spoke Wade in a fake woman's voice while Itsy swung off before grabbing Peter's arm as said male had to lift them both up and start following.

"Wade I'm serious!" he groaned from the extra weight. "You can't fuck her!"

"Oh come now Peter, sure she has our DNA, but she is still technically a different woman, well she was before getting experimented on, but that's good enough to see her as free game."

Peter would have facepalmed if he could as they reached back to the home and he dropped Wade before getting down himself. "Look, you wanna keep at it, fine. I'm not gonna be able to keep you like I'm some nanny."

"Well if you're wanting some booty why not go asking that hot red head Mary Jane?" he turned to the audience. "FYI One More Day happened so they're not married even though I want to tell him, but due to some contract I can't and because it'll help with the chapter." he whispered.

*meanwhile in hell*

Mephisto was relaxing in his throne with a triumphant smirk when Mayday Parker, Spider-Girl, appeared out of nowhere and kicked him in the dick sending him flying into a pool of lava. "That's for making me not exist!" She yelled.

*Out of hell*

"Well, she is real pretty….and nice." Peter admitted while not noticing Itsy's eyes narrow as her hands slowly clenched. "And asking her out is something I've wanted to do, maybe."

'What? No one is going take my dad away, NO ONE!' she thought while Peter walked off and she turned to Deadpool. "Daddy, who's Mary Jane?"

"A smoking hot redhead with a tight ass and nice chest." he remarked while pulling out a piece of paper to show said girl.

"She doesn't look so cool to me." she scowled under her mask before looking at Wade with an innocent expression. "Hey daddy, where does she live?"

"A few blocks down the street, then go right and then a left." he replied like it was obvious. "Why?"

"No reason." she smiled before leaning up and pecking him on the cheek with her mask on. "I'm gonna go out for a little walk, be back later." she shot webbing out and swung off.

Something's wrong with her.

"You mean the fact she looked like Domino on her period or the fact she took one of my guns?

Both.

"Well looks like I gotta save MJ's life, wonder if I can get a BJ afterwards."

WADE!

"Kidding!" he laughed before he ran on the edge of the roof and jumped, then began to run and jump across roofs below him and essential parkour on them.

*Later*

The daughter landed on a roof and looked at the building while nodding. "This is where she lives." she held one of Deadpool's sniper rifles and found a spot that kept one of the windows in her sight.

In said window showed the woman herself entering and looking tired.

"There's the bitch." Itsy Bitsy hissed while aiming the rifle just right with Mary Jane in her sights.

"Is that daddy's toy you're playing with?" questioned Wade walking up behind her to see Mary Jane getting dressed in her apartment. "Well at least I know my little girl is a carpet muncher, you've made your papa very proud."

"Thank you daddy, now I just need to get rid of her." she growled.

"Why?"

"Because I need to make sure daddy doesn't get taken away from me."

"Why?"

"Because I love him."

"Why?"

"Because he's hot, cute, kind, considerate, sexy, the list goes on. Oh but you're amazing too daddy."

"Well it warms my heart to know we can help raise a future psychopath, but Spidey might be miffed if you kill his former girl. Now if you're good and put it down I'll get you a lollipop instead."

"...is it sweet?"

"Uh huh."

"Hard?"

"Yup."

"Musky and salty?"

"I was thinking more bitter, but yep."

She sighed and pulled the rifle away. "Fine."

"Good girl." he smiled rubbing her head which she enjoyed before wrapping an arm around her waist. "Now let's get back home and daddy can show you stuff he learned on the streets and from this weird paper called the kama sutra something."

"Yay! Thanks daddy." she smiled clinging to him. "Can't we do it here?"

"Tempting, but let's do it home. This way we stay nice and warm, so no rooftop perverts are lurking around, and it might encourage Your dad to join in."

"Good idea daddy, should we go with bondage?"

"Easy young one, to fuck, work our way we must." he spoke patting her head. 'God I love that muppet.'

So Itsy got them back home with Wade sticking close and making her more eager before they landed on the balcony, he picked her up, and ran into the bedroom, thankful Peter didn't seem there before dropping her down on it.

Itsy took her mask and tossed it aside while moving to take her other clothes off.

"Wait, I've always wanted to tear the clothes off, but keep the boots, they look good." he ordered while taking his suit off to expose his body.

"Ooh, I always knew you were kinky." she purred licking her lips while staring off his body and eyed his dick which was already starting to get hard.

"Sorry it's not already at full mass. If we were tied up upside down facing each other, I would have been as hard as a diamond by now." he remarked before climbing onto the bed and feeling Itsy trail her hands across his body.

"Wow, your body is so firm daddy."

"That's not all that's firm, I've got a nice creamy filling waiting for you." he grinned before she eagerly moved over and began rubbing and caressing his dick from the tip to the sides and balls. "Mmm, good girl, work it like dough."

"Hey daddy, does this make me seem like a hooker?"

"Well considering our roles you're not a stripper so you don't hate me, meaning yes, but you're just a hooker for me and Peter."

"Yes daddy." she leaned in and began rubbing her tongue against the underside of the tip while feeling warm. 'Daddy's dick is so big and warm! I wanna taste it all over!'

"Oh yeah, that's my girl, suck on it like salt water taffy." he smiled leaning back as her tongue moved up and down his dick.

Her tongue trailed all around it while she fondled his balls with two hands and feeling how big they were made her shorts feel wet imagining all the sperm inside them. She moved down and started sucking on them while he sighed.

"Good girl, reminds me of the time me and Domino went at it behind a building."

Hearing that made her eyes narrow while her fangs brushed against the balls which made him jump. "Who's Domino?"

"Oh you don't know her right. Well she's this-"

"Is she your girlfriend?"

"Well technically we were friends with benefits. And before this I was once married to a smoking hot succubus babe who was queen of all monsters, but we broke up cause she said I wasn't there for her."

'And MARRIED too?!' she thought before her fangs started to dig into his junk.

"Yipe! Easy easy!" he spoke up with a wince. "I can regenerate that spot but it still hurts like hell."

Maybe you should try saying something, she seems upset.

'Why?'

"Tell me, do you have a picture of her? Or are you two still friends with benefits?"

"Well we were near that point, but work got caught up so we just stuck with having fun if we ever had time."

'Only I can make daddy feel good! Not some two bit slut!' she thought before she began to slide her mouth over the tip and shaft while Wade jumped in surprise.

"Woah, looks like someone's switch just got flipped.

Or you made her mad.

'Nah, that's ridiculous.'

She bobbed her head up and down the cock while sucking as hard as she could while shivering as the scent and taste was making her shorts feel more and more wet.

"Wooh! That's my girl! Suck on that sucker!" he groaned holding her head while feeling her fangs lightly brush against the shaft. "Just try not to bite it off."

'If I find out he's been one more woman I will!' she thought while squeezing his balls at the same time.

"Oh! Someone's eager, well don't worry, here comes the creamy filling!" he warned while keeping her head down.

'Yes! Yes!' she thought before feeling it twitch as the sperm began gushing into her mouth as she moaned and swirled her tongue around as it pooled into her mouth and she quickly swallowed it like a milkshake.

"Ahhh, good girl." he patted her head while she slid her mouth off and smiled while feeling even hornier. "Now what saw I show you what I can do?"

"Yes daddy! Fuck me!"

"Let's switch, I'll be on top." he grabbed her by the shoulders and flipped them around while unzipping her shorts open and saw a lack of panties. "Wow, and here I thought I was into going commando."

"They got a little bit annoying to always worry about so I stopped wearing them all the time. Plus thongs seemed better more my style."

"Try lace, I heard it's all the rage." he smiled before aiming his dick against her pussy and pushed in with both groaning.

"Oh fuck! Daddy your dick's in me!"

"And you're giving me a great big hug! Only it's on my dick and it's called sex." he chuckled as he pushed it in deeper and felt her hymen. "Say fucking!"

"Fucking!" she shouted as he pushed and tore her hymen while she let out a scream of pleasure, ignoring the pain. "Oh god it hurts so good!"

"You remind me of the time-"

"No! Don't you say another person's name." she hissed. "Or so help me I will turn your cock into a toy!"

"...that might have made this hotter." he muttered before pulling back and pushed back into her.

With Peter he had gotten back and sighed since Mary Jane was busy and he didn't get a chance to talk to her. 'Maybe next time.'

"Ah! Ah! Oh yes!" moaned a voice.

Peter's eyes widened and facepalmed. "They did it, they really did it."

'Sounds like Peter's back.' thought Wade while grabbing at Itsy's chest with his thrusts. "Nice and plump."

"Oh god! Yes! Yes! Right there daddy!" cried Itsy Bitsy while the bed rocked from the thrusts.

"God? Don't you know it's rude to say another guy's name during this? Unless you're wanting a threesome, in which case I'll go get your other daddy. Yo Peter!"

"Don't involve me Wade!" he called back sitting down while covering his ears.

"Aw come on! She's got plenty of holes to go around! Or if you want you can stick with her hands!"

"Come on dad! I wanna be fucked by you both!" she screamed out in pleasure.

"No." he spoke with a sigh.

She pouted before Wade leaned down and kissed her forehead.

"Don't worry, I'll get him to join in later."

"Really? Thanks daddy!" she beamed kissing him on the lips while holding him closer as she moved her hips with his thrusts which sped up. "Oh yes! YES!"

"Come on baby, tighten up! If you do I might give you a bun in the oven!"

"Oh yes! Knock me up daddy!"

Peter heard that and jumped to his feet before running and found the door locked. "Wade don't do it!"

"What's that Peter? You wanna join in?"

"No! Don't cum inside!"

"Do it!" moaned Itsy holding Wade with her arms and legs.

"You heard her Peter." he spoke while his dick twitched. "Here it comes!"

"Wade don't!"

"DO IT!"

Wade buried himself inside Itsy before letting loose, which made Itsy Bitsy scream at the top of her lungs just as Peter kicked the door down.

"Aw Wade!"

"Hang on….almost there...almost….ah there we go." he nodded while they panted as he kept his dick inside while she felt the seed. "What were you saying Pete?"

"You could have knocked her up!"

"Well she didn't seem against it."

"What if she does get pregnant? What then?"

"Simple, she gets big, hormonal, goes from wanting my dick to wanting it chewed off, to crying and then horny."

"You...are unbelievable." he facepalmed before walking out.

"So Itsy Bitsy, tell me something." spoke Deadpool with a narrow gaze and serious tone.

"Yes daddy?"

"Do you...like chimichangas?"

"Never tried them."

Cue record scratching as the black bars broke and Wade looked at her with wide eyes. "Never...tried them?"

"Nope." she shook her head before he suddenly picked her up over his shoulder.

"Peter I'll be right back! I must enlighten our daughter!" he declared before kicking the door open and ran out. "I'll pay for that later!"

"Wade she's naked!"

*Later*

"Mmmm, this is amazing!" cheered Itsy while she and Wade are at a table beside a mexican food truck.

"See? Never question the art, that is the chimichanga." spoke Wade trying to be wise while biting into his own. "And never question me if I ask you to wear nothing but a thong around the house."

"Oh don't worry daddy, I won't, but won't it be easier without clothes?"

"I like the way you think."

"But daddy, I'm curious. Does dad hate me?" she asked looking down. "I mean, he didn't seem eager to go all the way and rock my world."

"Look, he doesn't hate you, but he's one of those people who get all grossed out when it comes to abnging relatives. The way I see it, that's just family bonding and a way to keep from killing each other at thanksgiving. Give me some time and I'll get him to open up your legs and dive in."

"You really think it'll work?"

"Ah ah, no questioning me." he smiled rubbing her head.

"Ok, but daddy?"

"Yes sweetie?"

"How many woman have you been with?"

"Hmm, hang on." he pulled out a list which rolled down and kept going on the ground and away from the table. "About this many."

BANG!

Wade saw several bullets go through it and turned to Itsy Bitsy. "Is someone feeling a little grumpy?"

"Daddy, tell me and tell me the truth. Out of all of them and ME, which one do you pick?" she asked with her finger on the trigger.

"Uh…."

Wade, this is a time where you can't say something stupid or she will end you, she has the look in her eyes.

'What? But she's a daddy's girl, she wouldn't-'

WADE! She looks ready to shoot you, your junk, and then drink your body fluids like a soda! Is that what you want? And don't start getting turned on by it.

'Well she is pretty hot and she'll turn into a bombshell eventually.'

Then say her before she opens fire again.

"You of course Itsy."

"You swear?" she asked lowering the gun slightly. "Better than that Domino woman? Better than you last wife?"

"A thousand times yes." he nodded. 'Although I have yet to try your ass, Domino's was TIGHT!'

She lowered it and smiled. "Thank you daddy, you're the best."

"Thanks princess, now what say we finish and get back home to get your dad in on this?"

"Sure!" she grinned before practically scarfing the food down in a second.

"Well played grasshopper." he nodded while finishing his up. "Next time chimichanga battle, no holds bar."

"You're on daddy."

And so after another trip of swinging-

"I'm more faithful than you think!" called Deadpool.

Not that swinging! After them going around on the web-

"There's no wifi up here!"

They got to Peter's house!

With said man he was getting a sandwich made while the two walked in.

"Sup Petes." waved Wade before Itsy ran over and hugged Peter. "Ah, she misses her mommy."

"No, dad is dad, and he's better that way." she smiled cuddling against Peter's chest.

"Uh, thanks." spoke Peter while patting her head and blushing a little while Wade made numerous random gestures with his hands. "What?"

"Can you and me have a talk? I'm thinking Itsy needs to go to school."

"Wade what are y-" he was cut off as Wade held a finger to his mask and nodded away from the kitchen. "Uh...Itsy, why don't you watch some tv, me and….daddy have to talk about it."

"Awww, do I gotta?"

"Yes, sorry."

"Ok." she pouted breaking away and walking off while Wade dragged Peter into the bedroom.

"Ok Peter, I made some big discovery and I thought it was something that only existed in Japan."

"What?"

"Peter, I think we have a dangerous case of a yedra."

It's yandere Wade.

"I yudere."

Yandere.

"A yaandure.

YANDERE!

"Point is she's an obsessed girl who wants to jump your bones!"

"Wade, I already got that." he deadpanned. "And I'm not gonna do it."

"Dude, you know what those can do. They will literally kill someone if it irks them, have you seen Mirai Nikki." he turned to the reader. "I've never read it but I've heard the chick in it is NUTS! Go to the nearest manga stand or library and buy it."

"That's why I'm gonna try and call up Dr. Strange to see if he can lend a hand, maybe she's being manipulated by something."

"Or...OR….you and me double team her and make her happy. She lost it when she heard about me, Domino, and my former marriage. What do you think she'll do if she hears you go out with someone?"

"Well I mean if we talk-"

"Nope! No no no no! With a girl like this, the only way to handle her is by fucking her and not dating. Yes it sucks, but on the upside we got a free booty and mouth twenty-four seven."

"But she-"

"Is our daughter." he finished. "Then how about this? If I can prove she's worth it, you gotta go through with it."

He looked down and thought it over. "Alright, you're on."

"Sweet! One second." he ran out and moved over to Itsy. "Hey princess, can you do something for daddy?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"Well can you emit pheromones that don't make people pissed off and get them ready to make the beast with two backs?"

"Of course." she smiled while slowly emitting said pheromones from her body while spread throughout the house and into the room Peter was in.

His eyes widened when he detected an intoxicating scent and sniffed while feeling a growing warmth in him. 'What the…;'

"Thanks." Wade picked her up and rushed to the bedroom in his arms while seeing Peter holding his head and the bulge in his underwear noticeable. "Go get'em princess."

"Dad!" she jumped from Wade's arms and tackled Peter to the bed with a seductive grin. "Can we go at it now? You look all pent up and in pain."

"Itsy...are you…." he didn't finish while feeling warmer and felt her purposely rub her ass against his bulge which made him groan as Wade walked in and began getting undressed.

"Looking hot? Yes she is Peter, and all you gotta do is pucker up and she'll go to town on you."

Peter looked at Itsy who puckered her lips with closed eyes and let out a groan before slamming their lips together. 'Fuck it, might as well do it.'

"Woo! There ya go Peter!" cheered Wade while the two of them made out and he walked over before pulling Itsy's shorts down and giving her ass a slap.

She let out a surprised moan before Peter leaned up and began to lick against her neck. "D-Dad! Daddy! I want both of you inside!"

"Easy there Itsy, let's go all the way for the good stuff." smirked Wade with his dick near her.. "Give it a rub down, and remember your dad."

She nodded and moved her left hands up to rub Wade while the right ones moved down and pulled Peter's pants down before grabbing and caressing it.

"Ah!" gasped Peter feeling the three hands down there and felt his horny side slowly come up. "Wow Itsy, your gloves feel great like that."

"You haven't felt her vagina yet, that's just the appetizer." smirked Wade with a sigh feeling the hands mainly rub his balls while she made sure she was angled to give them both enough room.

"They're so big and hard, I'm close to drooling." she grinned licking her lips.

"And you wanted to hold back."

"W-Wade, not now." he groaned from the rubbing while looking at her chest and reached under her shirt before giving them a grab.

"Ah! Dad, do you wanna feel my breasts?"

"Sounds to me like he wants a tittyfuck."

Itsy grinned and took two of her hands away before leaning down near Peter's cokc and sandwiched her tits around it. "Like this dad?"

"Ah, yeah." he nodded while panting at how firm and soft they felt while getting more and more horny.

Wade got an idea and moved back behind Itsy and began rubbing his dick right in between her ass with a chuckle. "Nice, if you eat enough dairy it'll get this baby bigger in no time."

"That's breasts Wade." groaned Peter.

"You said tomato I say bowling ball." he spoke before moving his dick up and down between the cheeks.

"Ah!" gasped Itsy while squeezing her tits against Peter's dick on accident while he groaned. "Daddy!"

"That's right, I'm your daddy, and he's your dad, and these are the dicks you wanted so much." grunted Wade before pulling back and pushed into her ass without warning.

"AHHH!" she cried out with a hiss. "D-Daddy! Next time wait till I have dad's dick in me first!"

"Woops, my bad princess."

"Dad, please let me take in your cock, please!" urged Itsy to Peter.

He nodded while scooting up so it was beneath her. "Go ahead, princess."

She let out a squeal and dropped down and moaned. "I LOVE YOU BOTH!"

"We love you too, now shake that butt." spoke Wade squeezing her ass while she started bouncing on Peter and he moved in and out of her.

"I will! I will! I'll do anything you want, just name it!"

"Whip cream, chocolate sauce, and candles!" spoke up Wade. "Don't ask how just know it's hot."

Peter grunted while thrusting up and cupped her chest. "You really are beautiful Itsy."

"Thank you dad." she smiled while leaning down and kissing him as the cocks went in and out of her without hesitation.

"Hey Peter, I think we should give her her first creampie. Well double creampie and fill her up."

Peter groaned and couldn't respond, so Wade took that as a yes.

Wade smirked and started hammering into the asshole harder and harder while feeling it get tighter. "Oh yeah! I'm ready to give you an extra dose!"

'Fuck! At this rate, I'm...gonna cum!' thought Peter whose rational part tried to slow down, but the scent was making his hips keep moving and moving.

"Cum! I want cum!" she moaned out while feeling the cocks twitch. "Inside!"

"Ask, and you shall receive!" Wade buried his dick in her before his sperm shot into her ass while Peter's dick start shooting inside her. "YEEES!"

*Later*

"Oh man...we just did that." Peter got out while Itsy Bitsy snuggled across him and Wade's chests.

"Of course, didn't you just pay see all that? Her sucking us off? Giving a tit and ass job? What about the double handjob? And don't tell me it didn't feel SOO good blowing a load in her."

"Wade! I get it."

"Oh good, for a sec I thought I was gonna have to hit rewind on the scene, not gonna lie, that REALLY annoys the fans and perverts. Wait, the fans are perverts, nevermind guys!"

"I mean we messed up, we came inside her and even you know what that means."

"Yup, in a few months we gotta deal with one of man's greatest threats, a pregnant woman. On the upside I get to show my kids, or is it grandkids? Either way I can show them how to judo throw a guy."

"Don't forget breaking bones." smiled Itsy. "I'll even get a list of names started too."

"Crazy, bloodthirsty, sexy, cute, hot, looks great in shorts, kicks ass, and now we get to put multitasker too." smiled Wade.

Peter panted and nodded. "Alright, you made your point. maybe doing this isn't so bad. And maybe we can do it again later, but if she gets knocked up, I'm not gonna be the only one lending a hand."

"Already got it covered. I wanna be there when I show my son how to shoot a gun and how to pull the pin on a grenade."

"No weapons." he and Itsy said at once.

"Aww, fine."

*Later*

Itsy whistled while swinging around the city and holding some groceries. "Good thing dad gave me my allowance, now we can have some tacos tonight."

But as she landed on a roof she noticed something. A strong scent that was around her and seemed familiar to her own pheromones, but more musky and warm. Luckily her natural pheromones kept her from losing it and turned her head to see a figure covered in fur with an ape-like face who seemed taller than her.

"I thought it wasn't possible, but I was wrong. To think I'd meet Spiderman and Deadpool's own daughter."

"And future baby mama." she giggled. "Daddy likes to call me that."

"Hmm, well with your appearance I'm not surprised that merc would have his way with you, you must be very powerful with both their genes in you." he licked his lips. "What say you assist me in creating a utopian society my dear?"

"The only utopia I want has my dads and our babies in them. Besides, I don't talk to monkeys."

He frowned while befuddled why she wasn't falling under his power, but that's when a web hit him in the face followed by two fits to the gut that knocked him back.

"Stay away from her!" spoke Peter in anger.

"Or we're gonna have to hang you up on the wall by your pelt." spoke Wade with two shotguns in his hands.

Mandrill groaned while pushing himself back up and saw the guns in his eyes.

"Hi there! I see you've met our daughter/baby mama, and couldn't help but ask, were you trying to fuck her?"

"I wasn-" he was cut off as Wade kicked him in the gut. "Oof!"

"Wrong answer. Oh honey, why don't we show this guy what happens if you mess with our princess?"

"For once I'm with ya." Peter fired his webbing out and wrapped it around the villain while hanging one end to the roof while Wade kicked him off the end, falling down before the webbing kept him dangling upside down against the building.

"Hey honey, what if I stuck this up his butt?" asked Wade holding out a grenade.

"If he actually touched her, then I'd agree, but he didn't, so let's just leave him be and let the police know where he's at."

"Thanks dad and daddy." smiled Itsy while walking over and hugging them. "Let's go back home for a threesome, I've been stretching out so we can try some bondage again."

"I'll get the whip cream."

"And I'll provide the extra webbing."

"You two rock!" she kissed both on the cheek while the necklace under her top glowed and became a tattoo in the middle of her breasts.