Daughter's dark love
Rick and Beth
Rick and Morty
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"Ahhhhhh!" screamed Morty jumping through the portal and landed on his stomach while sweating and trying to catch his breath as Rick calmly walked through before it closed. "Oh jeez, oh man, that was insane!"
"You're telling me, a whole convention of Summers who are acting like your sex starved sister? I don't know which sick twisted Rick made that a thing, but let me tell you, it wasn't pretty." remarked Rick taking a drink from his flask before belching. "That gazorpazorpian one really didn't want to let you go."
Morty groaned as he tried standing, "I thought she'd be the most rational of them all, but she was the worst. She sucked me dry with just her mouth."
"Of course she did, her society is a taco fest, everyone at one time thinks life would be better without the opposite sex until they realize they need something to fuck." Rick rolled his eyes while walking over to his table. "If those damn kids just told me where those potions would go, I would have steered us far away from any world with a Summer who's gone nuts for your dick, but nooo, they just tell me to send one to any world who hasn't got one. In essence maybe I shouldn't have been drunk when I sent them."
"Aw man Rick, this is crazy." remarked Morty sitting down while looking at his groin. "Having to deal with a horny sister now is nuts. I mean, I thought I could do it with Jessica eventually, but to be honest, with how often me and her do it now, I'm starting to think that maybe...maybe I should-"
"Let me guess, forget about her and keep acting like rednecks with their own family members? Gee Morty, real classic." remarked Rick dryly as he grabbed a hammer and started using it on a piece of tech. "I almost feel sorry for all the other Morty's who have to suffer with sisters who wanna suck their balls dry, it's a sign that now every single grandkids in every world are gonna start making inbred babies."
"W-Woah there Rick, I don't mean that. I'm just saying, the both of us are use to it now, neither of us really fight that much anymore, I can actually look her in the face when we fuck, and she's even been trying to help me out with homework, which is good for you. I mean as long as I pass school, mom and dad won't give you crap, you know what I mean?"
"I can deal with your mom yelling at me Morty, but my real trigger is your pussy of a father, I hate it when he acts all high and mighty." Rick rolled his eyes. "I'm starting to wonder if I should try and see if a robot version might be better."
"Please don't replace my dad with a robot." Morty replied before the door to the garage opened up by Summer.
"Morty, I need your opinion on something. Which one of these bikinis is my style?" she asked holding her phone up and moved between two different pictures. The first was a blue skirtini with white flowers and the other was a white microkini with gold trim.
"Well, they both look kinda good, but...maybe go with...this one?" he suggested pointing at the microkini.
"Thanks little bro, knew I could count on you." she smiled before pecking him on the cheek and walked out making Morty blush and watch her with Rick rolling his eyes.
"If you need to deal with your boner do it outside of here." he remarked making Morty jump.
"R-Rick! We're not dogs! W-We're not gonna jump each other's bones just anytime we're together you know."
"Still if you need a place to get eachother off I might be able to whip something up."
"Wait, really?"
"Hell yeah, plus it saves me the trouble of having to spray the house when I can smell you two. Seriously Morty, if I have to go into the dining room after you two do it, I'm gonna introduce you to the galaxies version of getting fixed. Spoiler, it's not pretty."
"Blame Summer, she's the one who started all this." Morty said as Rick went to his desk.
"Uh huh right." The elderly man said before plugging an intricate device into his computer "Hey Morty any requests you want to make before I start? Sky color? Ground density? Breathable water maybe?"
"Well, I guess that'd be nice. I mean if you're taking requests, maybe make it so the ground can't kill us if we fall?"
"So make it like one giant pillow? Real original." he remarked typing that in. "Anything else? Like maybe some little creatures you can't knock up to join in for an occasional orgy?"
"Rick!" Morty frowned.
"I'm just saying Morty, you're at that age where you wanna experiment with anything and everything. It's all natural so I'm not judging, but if you start making a list of personal stuff for you and Summer to use, like toys and all that shit, then I'm gonna have to set this up with a robot. I don't wanna know what goes on in that head of yours."
"A robot does sound cool." Morty said with approval. "We could use Gwendolyn. After a few modifications she'd be perfect."
"Pimp out your slutty robo baby mama, got it." he typed that down. "Just for the heck of it, I'm tossing in auto air fresheners and cleaners, last thing I need is walking in and stepping in a puddle of your semen." he said typing out the last few details. "Alright that should be good. You go rest I'll work this and bring it to you when it's ready."
"Thanks rick, you're the best." Morty said before leaving the garage.
Rick hit enter as the final info was set in and pushed a button before a loading bar appeared before he pulled out his flask and took a gulp out. "Now to wait." he stretched out his arms before he started to hear shouting.
"Jerry I can't believe you'd say that!"
"Oh don't go acting like you're so innocent Beth!" her husband shouted back. "Don't think I haven't noticed you putting in more and more overtime! You care more about your job then you do spending time with me."
"Oh my God Jerry could you sound any more clingy?! You're suffocating me!" Beth shouted.
"I'm suffocating you? What about that bastard you work with? I'll bet he likes suffocating you under his firm well toned body!"
"Get it through your head Jerry, there's nothing between me and him."
"Great, another one of their fights." muttered Rick who took a swig before hearing a slap sound which made him stop and notice it suddenly grow quiet. "What the-" he rushed out and went to the living room where he saw Beth on the floor touching the side of her cheek and looking at Jerry who looked down at his hands in shock. "What the hell's going on here?"
"Beth...Beth I didn't mean to-" spoke Jerry with his hands out as Beth looked near tears which really made Rick scowl and make the man turn around. "Rick I can explain!"
"You better damn well start explaining Jerry, why the hell is my daughter covering her cheek?!" he barked before Beth ran upstairs crying.
"Beth wait!" called Jerry before Rick put a hand on his shoulder.
"Not so fast you." he glared yanking Jerry back and sniffed him slightly. "Just how drunk are you?"
"Rick I'm not drunk." Jerry replied in defense.
"Don't fuck with me Jerry, I've had so much booze in my life I could smell it away. You've been drinking." he replied while squeezing the man's shoulder. "Answer me you bastard!"
"I'm not drunk I swear!" Jerry panicked before Beth came back in and threw a blanket and pillow on the floor.
"You can sleep on the couch tonight you son of a bitch!" She said furiously while crying and stomped back up the stairs.
"Beth wait!" Jerry called and ran after her.
Rick on the other hand went back to his lab absolutely livid while looking for one of his weapons to use on Jerry. He pulled out a laser gun and was about to go back and put one between Jerry's eye before he entered a deep state of thought, measuring the pros and cons, until his gaze landed on his computer and had an idea. He put the gun down and moved over to start working on the math.
Later that night, Jerry was sleeping on the couch, but was tossing and turning at the same time. Rick then walked in and dumped his flask over Jerry's face.
"Hey, wake up jackass." he ordered while Jerry sputtered and shook his head.
"Rick! What the hell-" he was cut off when he saw Rick's gun aimed at his face making him shut up.
"Shut up and get up."
"Oh god," Jerry whimpered as he stood up from the couch. "This is it, you're finally going to kill me."
"I'm not gonna kill you Jerry. Not so long as you do as I say. Now get in MY garage and keep your pussy mouth shut."
Jerry gulped and did as instructed while too scared to speak up as they entered the garage with Rick locking the door behind them.
Rick then pulled out what looked like glowing piece of chalk and drew a door before opening it. "Inside, now."
Jerry looked at the door and Rick with fear before walking towards it and got shoved in by Rick from behind. When he looked around his eyes widened and mouth fell open. The door lead to a lush and fertile valley with a giant tree growing in the center.
"Keep moving Jackass." spoke Rick nudging Jerry forward as the two began walking towards the tree.
"What is this place?" Jerry questioned.
"Back when Beth was little I had to sequester her, she was one scary kid. So I made her her own little world called Froopy Land. You know to keep her happy and occupied so she wouldn't Saw every less than nice little boy or more popular little girl, and by "Saw" I mean the horror movie franchise. But this is not that world Jerry. I made this world just for you."
"But why?" he asked scared. "I thought you hated me?"
"I do hate you Jerry, but I don't want to kill you that would be too easy." Rick answered. "That slap was the last straw, so now I'm going to leave you in here."
"Come on Rick, it was an accident I swear! I-I just got upset and lost control of myself!"
"Just shut up and keep walking, we're almost there." frowned Rick shoving Jerry towards the tree which got bigger the closer they got. "And try to keep your jaw from dropping when you see what else is here." he said before they arrived to the base of the tree were a gaggle of various naked anthropomorphic woman playing and laughing in the shade.
Jerry's widened in shock as the women were going about their day, without any clothes on them. "What the hell?"
"In case you can't tell Jerry, yes they're animals, animals who are sentient and look like humans. I had to tell you and make that clear since it looks like your mind can't comprehend that." Rick explained. "I made them just for you Jerry."
"You made me...humanoid animals...who are completely naked?"
"Yeah and just so you can feel like a big man I dialed back on their intelligence so you can train them like your own personal pets."
"But they're animals! I mean, are you saying I should...should…"
"Yes Jerry, fuck them. You know that thing you did to my daughter? Here they're capable of doing lots of stuff you have in that tiny skull of yours since they literally have no problems. It'll feel like you're playing with them, which you're a natural at. You got a panda girl, lioness, fox, rabbit, I even included a tiger."
"Rick, that's sick! I mean, screwing with animals is beastiality!"
"To lots of sad guys who jack off to this online, they'd say differently. Besides, you had no problem dating an alien priestess with three tits and two vaginas so they're not so off. Some of the dogs might have more than two pair of tits if you're into that."
"They're still animals!"
"Yeah, but unlike regular ones they can consent so quit whining." he rolled his eyes. "This world also generates its own food, are and water so you won't have to eat your offspring like that kid Tommy Beth left in Froopyland.
"Wait, she did what?!" he gaped before shaking his head. "Wait, you make it sound like I'll be living here."
"Well no shit Jerry, of course you're living here. I didn't make this place for you to gather dust like those exercise tapes you have hidden away in the closet. This is where you are going to spend the remainder of your very sad and pathetic life." frowned Rick before he started walking before Jerry cut him off.
"You can't just toss me in some random….place!"
"Actually Jerry, I can. I'm a fucking God! I can do anything I damn well please!" Rick ranted. "I create life just so I can use it for target practice!" he poked the man's chest. "And I say you're staying here and fucking things without fucking up my little girl's life anymore! I'll be the man of the house and fix up all the things YOU fucked up! So be grateful I took the time to make all this." He said before drawing another door. "Oh and before I forget. I made one of those clones out of Summer's DNA. Have fun trying to figure out which one you piece of shit!"
Those were the last words Jerry heard from Rick before the older man slammed the door and it disappeared. Jerry gulped and felt overwhelmed before falling to his knees while some of the animals walked over with curiosity.
"He...He really left me….here…." Jerry muttered before noticing the growing group of animals crowding him which gave him an up close look at some of their 'assets'. "Shit."
"Meow?" the tiger woman let out.
"Um...hello there? I really hope you're not my granddaughter, you're actually kinda cute." he remarked as more of them moved down to sniff or rub their cheeks against him.
(Back in the real world)
Rick put his gun down and let out a tired sigh, while feeling some relief. "Well that's one problem taken care of." he looked up at the ceiling with a concerned face before shaking his head. "Now I gotta help Beth calm down without her and the kids finding out." he bent down to get a box when he felt a shooting pain in his back. "Ah, god damnit!"
He grabbed it and winced in pain while gritting his teeth. "Son of a bitch! My back!" he groaned and put his hand on his work table for support. "Damn this decrepit old body. Ugh jeez, I need to do something about this."
While he pondered on that, we cut back up to Beth who was touching the spot Jerry hit her.
"I can't believe him." she sniffed while a bruise slowly formed before she went to the medicine cabinet to get some cover up. "I can't let the kids see this." she used some blush to try and make it match her skin tone. "There, that should hide it until the red goes away."
She moved over to her bed and sat down while trying to stop from crying, but failing. "We fight, argue, and get on each others nerves, but...why would he hit me?! Maybe I should have listened to my dad sooner." she sniffled.
With said man, he was mixing stuff together in a beaker and swishing it around with squinted eyes. "Alright this oughta do it."
He held it up and guzzled it down his mouth while cringing at the bitter taste since he had to add in a dash of vinegar for added effect. "3, 2, 1 and..."
And cue an intense rush of pain making him standing up and gripping his chest with gritted teeth with his body feeling like it was on fire.
"Gah! Holy shit this hurts! This really hurts!" he cried out while spasming out on the floor making him sweat since he was in excruciating pain. "Come on Rick, don't go out like a pussy ass bitch, like Jerry!"
He tried to endure it while feeling his bones and muscles changing around which was MUCH more painful. His wrinkles faded as his skin tightened. He felt his joints stop aching while feeling his eyesight sharpen and his teeth whitened. He gave a punch to the ground while the pain began to slowly die down. "Ugh, oh sweet relief."
He pushed himself up and groaned before moving to a nearby mirror and looked at his reflection. "Alright, I actually turned out pretty good. Maybe I should have done this years ago before I started hurting my back." he smiled. "Maybe I should celebrate with some beer, nothing like messing up a nice fresh liver again."
He gave a quick backflip and did a few punches before letting out a laugh as he grabbed the knob, but stopped when he saw a portal open up making him raise an eyebrow as another Rick came stumbling out looking exhausted and worn out in only his underwear.
"Thank god I escaped them." he panted before spotting Rick.
"Sup jackass, Rick Sanchez C-137."
"Oh fuck, out of all the realities I had to end up in YOURS?" asked the other Rick as the portal closed behind him.
"Well nice to meet you too douchebag." Rick raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms. "You're the idiot who used his portal gun to get away from I don't care where, in your underwear? Give it up folks for the braindead Rick of the year." he gave a sarcastic clap.
"Oh fuck you! I had no other choice! If I bothered with clothes I'd be a dead Rick right now!" he snapped before looking at Rick with a raised eyebrow. "Wait a sec, something's off about you. Oh Jesus, did you go ahead and make yourself younger? You know that never works out right?"
"Yeah, with clone bodies." he threw back with a smirk. "But with the real body, it's gonna be like this for a good while."
"Why the fuck would you want a younger body? Every Rick can pretty much do what they want already at our age."
"Because unlike you jackasses, I have a good reason. I wanna stick around longer for my family's sake since I did something I should have done since Beth got married."
"Wait...you mean you killed your Jerry? Pft, that's nothing original."
"Actually I put him in a froopy land knockoff." replied Rick before opening the door. "Now if you don't mind I've got some beer that needs drinking. I don't give a shit who you're running from, but take it out of my garage in your underwear."
"Oh don't give me that, I have a good reason for running. If I didn't I would be locked up on the Citadel like all the other Ricks." he spoke just as Rick turned his back to him making him turn back around in confusion.
"What the fuck did you say?" he questioned.
"Oh so now I've got your attention, took you long enough." the other Rick rolled his eyes before a portal opened up behind him before two figures dressed in black suits with armor on and concealing helmets and several pink lines going across stepped out with rifles. "Shit!"
"You shouldn't have tried to escape Rick." spoke one with their voice modulated in a deep and gravelly tone and shot at him.
"Woah!" he ducked down before the other ran over and tried grabbing him before he kicked it back and grabbed a random laser off the counter and tried blasting them, only for the beam to bounce off and go through the roof. "You ain't gonna take me alive! I'm not gonna wind up like those other Ricks who didn't have the balls to keep fighting!"
"We're doing this for your own good." the other said before tossing a canister.
The other Rick tried shooting at it, only to see it open with a cloud of white gas seeping out as Rick himself quickly pulled out a mask and covered his mouth while the other Rick didn't have a chance to run and started breathing it in. He coughed and started to feel woozy.
"Damn it...you two are gonna...get...it…." he got out before dropping the laser and fell down before one of the figures caught him and carefully moved him on to their shoulder then pressed a button on their wrist
"Mission accomplished, rogue Rick apprehended. Returning to the Citadel."
"Roger that D-045." spoke another voice over the communicator before the figure turned to the portal.
"Let's move."
"But what about-look out!" the second figure held up their rifle since Rick was holding his portal gun at them with the mask still on.
"Alright, I don't know what the fuck's going on, so you two can either tell me the short version or you're gonna find yourselves in some of the sickest and most twisted realities ever imagined, but times that by ten and add in some hard core acid trips."
"Should we take him too?"
"You know the rule, just leave him. But disable his portal gun first." the first one said taking the unconscious Rick through the portal.
"You think I'm gonna give you the chance fuckheads?"
"No." The second figure said before holding out a hand and released an energy pulse from the glove. The portal gun started sparking before Rick dropped it and saw some smoke rise from it. "There that should keep you from following us for a while."
"What the, alright, you got some impressive tech." remarked Rick rolling his sleeves up. "Reminds me of something I've got put away, but you idiots just fucked with the wrong Rick."
"Oh trust me, we won't be fucking with you. You'll understand when the time comes. So good luck, and who knows, you might be thanking us when it's over." the figure said and went through the portal.
"Hey wait!" Rick ran at the portal before it closed making him stop and punch his table. "Son of a bitch! Who the fuck were they? How in the everloving hell did they get to all those other fuckhead Ricks AND manage to lock them up on their own Citadel? That's practically impossible. Or at least it should be. If it's the shit eater with the bowl cuts fault I'm gonna kill him."
While he pondered, we cut back upstairs to Beth who was sipping some wine she had stashed away to try and get a little bit drunk to forget what happened with Jerry.
She took a long gulp of her glass and sighed while trying not to cry. "Damn Jerry, he's probably downstairs jerking himself on the couch." she refilled the glass and sniffled. "Oh god, is this what my life's going to be from now on?" She questioned and drank from the cup. Suddenly a portal opened up behind her. More dark figures walked out while holding rifles with one moving over and tapping Beth on the shoulder. "Huh?"
"Hello Beth Summers." one greeted making her scream and jump while dropping her glass which broke. "Relax, we mean you no harm. In fact we're here to help."
"Who are you? How did you get in?" she asked in fear.
"First things first." Another said taking the half full bottle of wine and chucked it out the window. "You don't need to get hooked on that stuff anymore then you already are."
"Are you nuts!" Beth said about to go after it before two more grabbed her.
"Hold her you two." Said the first one before taking out an injector gun. "Just hold still Beth, we'll make you all better."
"No! Get away!" she screamed before the gun was pressed to her arm and she felt a needle go in making her struggle before slowly feeling tired. She fell unconscious before she was taken to bed.
"Good, now strip her down and check for any injuries. B-246 front and center."
One of the armored people moved over and saluted before being handed a laser gun.
"Seek out the Morty and Summer, and eliminate the Jerry with this disintegrator. Leave no evidence."
"Yes ma'am. I understand." the figure spoke holstering the weapon. They headed out of the room while the others moved to Beth and began taking off her clothes.
Out in the hall the figure krept stealthily to avoid detection. It moved towards Morty's bedroom where they heard the bed creaking. Curious it moved to the door, slowly turned the knob, and gently eased the door open.
"Ah fuck Morty, you're gonna break me!" Summer let out as Morty drilled her anally. "Ah! Hah! Oh Jesus Fucking Christ!"
"Sorry Summer, but I had a tough day with Rick and need to cut loose!" he said moving his hips faster.
Summer had to bite the blanket as she made a guttural scream. The figure though went wide eyed and had to keep from making a sound and/or masturbating right on the spot.
'Good lord! Even the Morty and Summer of this reality are just like the others.' thought the figure before closing the door. 'Ok girl focus, worry about them after you find the Jerry.' she then pulled out the weapon and cocked it before proceeding down the hall.
With Rick he was trying to fix up his portal gun as soon as possible while getting annoyed. "Damn, those bastards really did a number on my portal gun." he tried twisting a screw and saw it spark a little. "They came prepared to keep me away, but as soon as it's good to go I'm gonna make them wish they were never born after I'm done with them. I'm the Rickiest of all Rick's, I wouldn't go down like those pussies at the Citadel."
With the figure she moved towards the living room and so far didn't spot Jerry yet. She tiptoed to the couch and quickly moved into firing position over the back but saw no sign of her target. "Not sleeping on the couch. Curiouser and curiouser." she moved over to the kitchen with her finger on the trigger, yet still no Jerry. "Where is he?"
Upstairs, the others were looking over Beth, and only finding a bruise on her cheek under a layer of make-up.
"We got one."
"No doubt from that bastard." spoke the team leader. "Heal it up and put a robe on her."
They nodded and started applying some ointment to the spot while the leader pulled out something from her side pouch. "B-246 status report."
"So far Morty and Summer are in the bedroom, and they're just like all the others, Horny and incestuous, but no Jerry."
"Damn it, he must be away from the house then. We'll report it and have the planet scanned. Come on back."
"Yes ma'am."
The team leader looked back to Beth who was dressed in a satin robe before approaching the bed and reached for her helmet. She took it off and put it aside while moving a necklace in her hand over around the woman's neck. The camera pans up to show it was another Beth, only with shorter hair. The others took off their helmets and they too were each Beth's, just with slight differences.
The regular Beth groaned as the necklace was put around her before it glowed pink making the other versions of her nod to each other before B-246 entered.
"This Beth's Rick is in his garage with his portal gun disabled. Correct?"
"That's what the first two Beth's who were here said Ma'am." said B-246. "I didn't see him anywhere else. Just the Morty plowing the Summer in her ass."
"Good god, it really is like all the other cases." The team leader pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "Well nothing we can do about it. We're just going to have to accept this is what Morty's and Summer's do now."
"Last time I tried to stop mine Summer nearly took my eye out with the kitchen knife." spoke another Beth.
"Mine won't stop using dirty talk, even during breakfast."
"My kids fuck during breakfast. On the upside Summer does all the cooking, dressed in nothing but an apron."
"I just sit back and watch." Spoke another with a grin getting looks from her team. "What? I was already twisted before I joined. I'm from the naturalist reality. Take the rods out of your asses and loosen up."
"Alright ladies, enough. Let's just get back to the Citadel and keep things under control. This Beth will get a chance at happiness like us. Let's head home."
"Yes ma'am."
"It'll be nice to get out of this armor and walk around in my birthday suit." Naturalist Beth said.
"Too much information." remarked another as a portal opened up before they started walking through it. As the last Beth passed it closed behind them.
With Rick he sighed and put his portal gun down. "Screw this, I'm gonna take a break. I better check on Beth and see how she's doing. She's gonna be blown away by my new look, maybe I should try opening with a joke." he said slicking back his hair.
He went upstairs while ignoring the creaking bed and moaning in Morty's room and gave a knock on the main bedroom. "Beth? You alright in there?" he questioned but got no response. "Beth? I'm coming in now." 'I hope she's decent.' he thought and opened the door.
He opened the door and smiled seeing Beth sleeping on the bed in a bathrobe. "Oh thank god." he spoke in relief and stepped in. 'For a sec I thought she might have been pushed over the line.' he walked over to the bed and looked her over. "Is that robe new?"
Before he could ponder on that he started to see his daughter waking up. "Ugh, what?"
"Hey Beth, sleep well?"
"Yeah, but I'm still tired." she yawned while rolling on her side. "Wake me in the morning Daddy."
He blinked and looked at her in surprise before hearing her doze off. "Eh might as well let her rest." he pulled the sheet over her and patted her head before leaving the room and turned the lights off.
The next day Rick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast for the family. He felt alive and brimming with energy, so he figured he'd do something nice for once. The first to come down were Summer and Morty.
"Morning Rick." spoke Morty with Summer already on her phone.
"Sleep well you crazy animals?"
"We didn't get any sleep until midnight." smirked the girl with Morty chuckling before she looked up and blinked. "Woah. Grandpa Rick, you seem...different."
"So you noticed. Yeah I did some tinkering and whipped up something to make me younger."
"Woah, for real Rick?" asked Morty.
"Yep, and no it's not like last time when I put my mind in a younger clone. This is still my original body only younger." he clarified while adding some salt to the pan.
"Wait, you mean this whole time you could have made yourself younger?" asked Summer.
"What, were you hoping for me to make myself into a teen and join you two for a threesome?" He joked.
"Ew!" they grimaced making him chuckle.
"Relax, I'm yanking your chains. I just decided to do it because I'm not gonna last long as an old man and figured, 'Hey, why don't I just make myself younger and spit on every douchebag who's wasted their whole lives just to do that?', so I went ahead and did it. By they way, have you kids seen your father?" He asked knowing all too well what the answer was. "I saw some blankets on the couch and figured he and your mom must have gotten into another fight last night."
"We haven't seen him. Summer here was taking up most of my time so we just stuck around in my room all night."
"Well I hope you used protection, or at least did anal." he remarked before seeing Beth walk in yawning. "Morning Beth." he said and walked over to kiss her cheek. "Sleep well sweetie?"
"Yeah, best sleep I've had in years." she said before noticing Rick's new younger self. "Oh...wow dad, what happened to you?"
"Not much, just a little body work." he shrugged before she spotted the pan.
"Are you making breakfast too?"
"What can I say, I feel like a new man." he smiled. "You sit down and relax, it's almost ready."
"Also where's Jerry? I haven't seen him all morning."
"That's what I wanna know, he wasn't downstairs and the kids haven't seen him. It's like he just up and vanished."
That made Beth look at the table confused while not that upset with Summer and Morty sharing a look and looked at Rick suspiciously.
"But don't worry, I'm sure he'll turn up." smiled Rick before moving the pan over and started pushing some omelets onto the plates. "Hope you like it, I used one of your recipes Beth and tried doing exactly what it said." he placed each plate in front each family member.
"Wow Rick, it smells and looks pretty good." remarked Morty with surprise.
"I did what I could." he remarked while Beth was the first to take a piece from it and bit into it before letting out a hum of satisfaction.
"Hmm, you know, this is actually pretty good dad." she smiled.
"Yeah grandpa you did a good job." Summer complimented.
"I was honestly expecting something a bit more, you know extreme." admitted Morty.
"Extreme like this?" He asked pulling out what looked like a sparkling crayon.
"Wait, what's that?" asked Summer.
"Well sweetie, when your mom was little I made a little world of her own to play in called Froopy Land." he answered with Beth dropping her fork with wide eyes.
"Wait, hold on, YOU made Froopy Land? But...But I thought that was just an imaginary world she thought up?" Asked Summer.
"Nope, totally real place, or as relatively real as a synthetically made world can be." he answered while crossing his arms. "Actually, I was just telling Morty yesterday about making a world like that for you two, you know your own personal place to have fun as much as you want without worrying about anyone walking in. Took a little elbow grease, but I think you'll be happy with the results."
"Really Rick? You already got it done?" asked Morty taking it from Rick.
"Yep, it's prepped and ready for tons of kinky fun. But if you invite others to mess around with try not to forget about them and leave them in there for a few decades like someone I know." He finished and looked at Beth.
"Dad, do you have to bring that part up?" she said with a guilty look. "I feel bad enough I had to cut off one of his fingers so we could make a clone to replace him."
"Wait, you did what?" spoke Morty in shock.
"Relax Beth, I'm just being honest with my grandkids so they'll keep it in mind not to end up making another nutjob who survives by eating his incestiuos offspring."
"...you know, I think I've hit the point where anything you say doesn't surprise me anymore." spoke Morty. "But I will offer this, Jesus Christ!"
"Yeah, that was a crazy day." he nodded before spotting something on the back door window. "Hey, what's this?" he wondered and walked over to check it out. He pulled it off to reveal a sticky note and went wide eyed before letting out a sigh and looked at Beth who was confused.
"What is it dad?" she asked standing up and walked over.
"Well...you might wanna see for yourself." he replied and handed it to her.
Beth took it and read it out loud. "Dear Beth, I'm sorry to say, but times have changed for both of us. The spark we thought we had is all gone and we both know why. I can't stick around because of Rick and his insane actions anymore. I'm gonna go out and find a better life for myself since being a married man just isn't me. I wish you best of luck, to you and the kids. Sincerely Jerry."
"Oh my god, dad left?!" Summer questioned.
"Oh jeez, that's….that's heavy." spoke Morty in shock. "Mom? Y-You okay?"
She let out a sigh and put the note down and nodded. "Yes, I'll be ok. You kids should….go and enjoy the day."
"You sure?"
"Yeah, enjoy your new world."
"Go nuts you two." Rick tossed the chalk to Morty with him and Summer looking unsure before walking out of the kitchen.
"Mom's really hurting." Summer whispered to her brother/lover.
"I know, and something tells me Rick might have something to do with it."
"You don't think he actually... killed dad, do you?"
"Honestly Summer, Rick's done some messed up shit, but if he did, I'm not sure if we could prove it. I mean you heard mom, they actually cloned some guy she forgot in her own playground world for decades and fooled his own family. Personally, I think mom is more like Rick then we could have possibly imagined."
"Do you think we should confront him or fuck like rabbits first?" she pointed to the chalk.
"Well….I kinda wanna see what it's like first, you know, just to make sure it's what we want." Morty said. "You okay with sharing with Gwendolyn right?"
"That depends, does she think for herself?"
"Well technically she's still a sex robot, but modified so she can't help make anymore babies."
"I can live with that then, but I swear to god if she still makes babies I'm going to release her back to Gazorpazorp." warned Summer while Morty drew a door in the middle of the floor.
"Noted." he said and opened the door. "Ladies first."
"Why thank you." she smiled before jumping down in with Morty following.
Rick made sure the two were gone before looking back at Beth. "Sweety, you okay?"
"Honestly, yeah." she replied while resuming her meal and ate. "It's funny, but I'm not as upset as I should be."
"Beth?" Rick crossed his arms.
"I'm serious. Who needs Jerry? Who's Jerry? Can I get seconds?"
"Beth, I know you're trying to dodge the issue. I practically invented that trick."
Beth frowned and let out a sigh. "Alright fine, I admit, I'm feeling angry, annoyance, disgust, but at the same time also relief ok? Is that what you wanted to hear? Because that's everything I'm feeling right now." she said before she started to break down.
Rick looked at her with sadness and felt guilty, but he reminded himself it was for the best and moved over before giving her a hug. "It's okay, Daddy's here."
She hugged back and cried into his sleeve.
"You don't need him, you need a real man." spoke Rick patting her on the back. "Someone who can actually hold a job and help you out when you need it. Someone who can actually protect this family instead of embarrass it."
She sniffled while not noticing the necklace around her neck slowly glowing and she looked back to him. "You mean, someone like you?" she asked.
"Wait, what?" he blinked and looked left and right. "Uh, Beth? We're the only ones in her-" he was cut off when she suddenly stood up and kissed him. His eyes widened while feeling his mind momentarily break.
Beth held him close and moved a leg between his.
'Holy shit! Beth's kissing me! She's KISSING! ME!' his mind registered before grabbing her shoulders and pulled her back. "Beth! What in the wide wide world are you doing?!" he questioned in shock.
"What? Did you wanna make the first move?" she asked with an sultry look in her eyes while licking her lips.
"Beth, I'm your father!" he spoke while wiping at his mouth and shuddered. "Why the hell would you kiss me like that?"
"Oh don't pretend you didn't like it." She said grabbing his lab coat.
"Beth I'm serious." he spoke moving her hand off and was lost. "Why did you kiss me? What's gotten into you?"
"It's not what's gotten into me, it's what's GOING to get in me." she whispered the last part into his ear and smirked with half lidded eyes making Rick frown and put his hands on her shoulders.
"Beth listen to me, right now you're in a vulnerable state of mind, meaning you're sensitive and quick to find something to cheer you up, that's why I want you to take the ice cream and indulge a little while I go work on something in the garage. I need to make a small 'call' to someone." he said before he ran off.
"Well, that's just rude." she frowned crossing her arms.
Rick slammed the door shut, locked it, and moved to an intergalactic screen while rewiring some wires with a pissed off expression. "Those tiny twin bastards! Spreading out those vials to let other siblings bang and make inbred babies was one thing because they paid, but I draw the line when getting my daughter involved!" he worked as fast as he could before finishing and switched it on.
The screen flickered before showing Dipper, with his eyes closed, and smiling while leaning back in a chair and letting out groans. "Ah man, right there Mabel. You know you could be an expert if you-"
"Hey perverts, break it up!" Rick shouted.
"WAH!" screamed Dipper before letting out a high pitched scream and grabbed at his groin. "Oh God!"
"Sorry Dipper! Sorry!" spoke Mabel appearing up from the bottom covering her mouth. "Are you gonna be alright?"
"I think you bent it, yeow!" he hissed rubbing the bite marks and looked at Rick with a frown. "What?! What is it Rick?"
"What the hell Dipper? Why did you send a vial to my daughter?"
"Your daughter? What are you talking about?" he asked confused.
"Beth tried to get into my pants a minute ago. And it had your handy work written all over it." he frowned. "Are you trying to backstab me or get some kick out of doing this? Because let me tell you two, I'm younger, meaning I have more stamina to kick both your asses a lot longer than when I could before."
"Ok first off, take a deep breath." frowned Dipper. "Second, do you think we would? We wouldn't stab you in the back when you've been doing your part. Third, we KNOW you could do that, we're not suicidal. Fourth, we didn't send any potion to Beth. And finally, the potions work on SIBLINGS, speaking of which how did it work on Morty and Summer?"
"It worked just like you said it would." he answered with a raised eyebrow. "But if it wasn't one of those vials, then what the fuck was it?"
"Why don't you ask her? Maybe she ate something weird! Oh! Or maybe she's always wanted to do that, sounds kinky." smiled Mabel.
"Dial it back sis, I get enough just screwing you. You really wanna share with mom? Besides at the moment I don't think there's gonna be any screwing until...this heals."
"NOOO!" Mable cried.
"I'm gonna let you two deal with that." Rick turned the screen off and let out an annoyed groan. "Fuck, so it wasn't the potion, but then what is it? Beth would NEVER go off and kiss me like that, not unless she was drunk and plastered, and that's only if she couldn't recognize me." He groaned and rubbed his eyes. "I need a drink, a strong one." he then opened a cabinet then took out some chemicals and mixed them while we cut back to Beth who was eating the ice cream from the tub while grumbling to herself.
"I don't get what's the big deal, I was just being up front. He's probably had to deal with all sorts of sluts like that when he goes on his adventures. I could handle an adventure." That's when she felt a light bulb go off in her head. "Hmmm."
She left the tub in the kitchen and walked up to her room and went to the closet before opening it and slowly smirked. "Hmm, I think it's time for a change in wardrobe." she let out a chuckle as the robe dropped to her feet.
(Later)
"Ugh, oh man. I forgot how these things fuck me up." Rick said slumped over his desk with a beaker in hand. He let out a burp and rubbed his face. "Oh man, I hope I didn't kill my kidney, again." he groaned and rubbed his head.
"Hey dad! How long are you going to stay in there?" Beth called from the other side of the door.
"Don't know honey, just trying to keep from passing out." he called back before burping. "Ugh man, that was ripe." he waved his hand in front of his face.
"Well when you get out I need your opinion on something." Beth replied. "I wanna know if you think these clothes look good or not."
"You women and you're outfits." He stood up and walked over to the door. "Alright fine, let's see what you got, but it better be covering young lady." when he opened the door his jaw dropped along with the beaker he was holding in his hand. "Holy fucking Jesus! Beth? When did you buy clothes like that?"
"I guess I bought them on a whim." she smiled while wearing a sleeveless black open vest jacket with fishnet sleeves that went up to her elbows with black fingerless gloves and had her belly showing along with some tight white jeans and brand new high heels that didn't have a smudge of dirt on them. "You like it?"
"That depends, you want me to sugar coat it or be blunt?" he remarked.
"You can call these my mission clothes, you don't need Morty."
"Ok Beth, now you gotta REALLY explain that part."
"You, me, a dangerous mission, come on we haven't done anything together since, well… Tommy."
"Alright Beth, I could spend days on end explaining why that is a terrible idea, but I'm gonna go with just one reason. You've never been on one and might not be able to handle the kind of shit I see on an average morning." he said before she took out a butterfly knife and skillfully twirled it.
"Let's put that to the test." she smirked. "Pick some place and I'll make sure you aren't disappointed."
"Look Beth, it's fine you wanna get involved, but the real shit I go through would make you get nightmares for the rest of your life. Besides my portal gun is broken."
"Did it happen to look like this?" She asked taking out another portal gun.
"Where the hell did you get that?"
"During one of your drunken episodes you brought it to me in the middle of the night and told me to hang on to it for safekeeping." she smiled while looking at the dials and started to turn them. "I'll bet you anything whatever we find I can survive without dragging you down." she said and pointed the gun before firing and opened a portal. "Race you!"
"Beth wait!" he called as she ran into the portal before he followed her through it.
(Post apocalypse dimension)
Beth looked around the area with Rick sighing as the portal closed. "This place doesn't seem too bad, just a barren wasteland devoid of plants. "Although I wonder what the dome is for?" She asked looking up.
He followed her gaze and saw the death dome. "Shit, you just portalled us to-"
"RICK SANCHEZ!"
"This shit hole." he grumbled before they turned and saw numerous people in Mad Max rip off clothing calling out or jeering with Beth whistling.
"Wow, sounds like you pissed off a ton of people here already." she said before Hemorrhage walked up with a crowbar.
"Hello, grandfather." he spoke with venom making Beth look at her dad.
"Dad, what's he talking about?"
"Well after you and Jerry split up I brought the kids here to collect a powerful isotope, Morty became a gladiator champion and Summer married bucket head here."
"What!? Ok when we get back home, you're telling me if she happened to get knocked up or married to anyone else." Beth growled.
"Neither of you are going anywhere!" Screamed Eli holding a chain. "Rick Sanchez, for stealing the glowing rock and leaving us without power, you shall die!" he ran up and swung the chain.
"Beth get back!" Rick said before she moved between them, let the chain wrap around her arm, then pulled Eli towards her and stabbed him in the head with her knife.
"NOOO! ELI!" screamed Eli's Girlfriend with a baby in a crude baby carrier.
Beth stabbed his head a few more times before kicking his lifeless body back letting it fall down and ignored the blood on her.
"Holy Jesus fucking Christ!" Rick let out.
"Suck it up dad!" She barked and tossed the chain to him. "Come on who else wants some?!"
The people yelled out while growing livid with a few grabbing weapons.
"GET HER!" Roared Hemorrhage.
Rick pulled out a laser while the people ran at Beth before he started shooting lasers out at them.
Those who got near her had their throats slit, wrists cut, and throats stabbed. She ducked from a few strikes while getting more and more messy with blood.
The fighting continued for what felt like hours. Some managed to escape, or ran off in sheer cowardice to be more accurate. Hemorrhage however was laying on the ground with both legs broken and Beth pointing a gun at his head.
"So, you're technically my son-in-law huh? I'm not impressed. You're a bigger pussy then my husband." She said pushing the helmet off his head with the guns barrel. "My God, you even look like a pussy."
"Wait, YOU'RE Summer's mother?" He questioned looking up at the woman. "No wonder…she was such a... bitch."
"And I have an itchy trigger finger." she remarked before blowing a hole in the man's arm making him cry out in pain. "See?" she said cocking the gun. "Bet you're expecting this next shot to kill you huh?"
He whimpered from the pain and slowly nodded.
"Well guess what? It won't." she smirked. "You see, I want you and the rest of your friends to live. That way you can tell your kids and grandkids just who NOT to fuck with, so you remember what happened here." She said before walking over toward her father. "Well, that was fun."
"Damn Beth, that was harsh." Rick replied.
"Don't think you're off the hook mister." Beth said pointing a finger at her father.
"Hey!" Hemorrhage called out after managing to roll himself over and looked at beth. "Your daughter….is a slut."
"Oh...you should not have said that." Rick spoke as Beth narrowed her eyes and walked back over to him.
"What did you just say?" Beth questioned squatting down and looked him in the eyes.
"You heard me… She's a slut. Whenever she'd blow me… she took it all in. Tip, shaft, even the sack. And she loved...every bit of it." he got out while cracking a smug grin. "Especially when... I blew my load down her whore throat."
Rick looked away before hearing a loud crack from Beth slamming her fist against the man's nose. "Guy must really want to die, I can relate."
"Don't you DARE call my daughter a whore." Beth snarled at Hemorrhage.
"Heh, how can I not...when she always...took it like... a little bitch?" he scoffed.
"Dude, I'd stop while you're ahead." spoke Rick. "Seriously she's not mentally stable right now."
"Just like...her bitch of a daughter…. when I was done plowing her in-" he was cut off when he suddenly found the bottom part of his mouth blown off and screamed in agony.
"Oh shit!" Rick said as Beth dropped the gun an walked back over to Rick.
"Let's get out of here. I need a drink. Know a place that serves good booze?"
"Uh...yeah, it's in another dimension but the alcohol is grade A."
(Later)
Beth and Rick were sitting at a bar.
"Gotta say dad, I've seen some crazy things in my life, but this takes the cake." Beth said looking at stripper dinosaurs dancing on giant stages.
"Yeah, but this is pretty tamed compared to others. I once came across a world where it was nothing but furries. Not like the people who waste their life dressing up as animals and fuck or whatever, I mean animals that look like people. It was weird, awkward, and I'm pretty sure I could make a buck sending people there, like hardcore yiffers or whatever they wanna call themselves, but I had better stuff to do with my time."
Beth was stirring her drink in an oddly shaped cup with a question rattling in her head. "You did something to Jerry didn't you?"
Rick was silent and gave a small whistle while sipping his drink. "Boy look at the outfit on that one. Just talking about that would get you arrested on Earth."
"Dad?"
"Ugh, fine. When I made a world for the kids I made one to lock up Jerry in, he's fine." he admitted with a huff.
"Did you make sure-"
"I made sure he had plenty to eat. I also gave him some anthropomorphic animal chicks to screw and just to fuck with him I told him I made one from Summer's DNA."
"Nice." smiled Beth gusling down her drink with Rick raising an eyebrow.
"You're not gonna start telling me to let him out because it's morally wrong or something?"
"...nah, let him rot." she waved off. "If he wants to get physical with a bunch of animals, let him, better them than me. Although I am curious as to who's DNA you used to make them."
Rick Chuckled. "That's the best part. I made each of them from today's greatest female celebrities and he'll never even know."
"Wait, so Jerry's gonna get the chance to fuck human animals who are kinda like the daughters of some of the hottest women in TV, some of which he never shuts up about, while having to deal with the fact he might be committing unintended incest with one of them?"
"That's the gist of it."
"Nice!" she smiled holding her hand up before he gave her a high five. "That must be the greatest, and yet worst thing to happen. I wonder if he's cracked and gone wild or might drive himself nuts NOT fucking them." she said and frowned down at her empty glass. "Hey, barkeep! What dinosaur's pussy does a gal gotta crawl into to get a refill around here!?"
"Be careful, some of them take that quite literally. I said the exact same thing like almost word for word when I first came here."
"Heh, guess it is true, like father like daughter."
"Not exactly how the saying goes, but fuck it, I'm almost too drunk to care." he chuckled with Beth joining him.
"You said 'butt fuck'." she snickered while swaying in her chair.
Suddenly the doors burst open. Gromflomite guards rushed in with laser rifles.
"Everybody freeze!" one shouted. "Extremities where we can see 'em!"
People held up their limbs with even the strippers doing it, while Beth and Rick looked annoyed.
"Oh jeez, in all the excitement I forgot all about these pig fuckers." said Rick. "Without Morty at my side they can track my brainwaves. Guess the party's over."
"Maybe not. I have an idea."
One of the guards had a radar which he followed to the bar. "He's this way." he said and walked up to a lone Beth.
"Hey there boys, see something you like with those thousands of eyes?" she winked while the guards looked at each other then down at the radar.
"Excuse me ma'am, have you seen a man wearing a labcoat with blue hair and seems like he's out to cause trouble for those around him?"
"By any chance would his name be Rick Sanchez?"
"That's him, he's the number one most wanted man in the fifteen galaxy's. Did you see him?"
"I did, seen him lots of times in fact. The asshole is my father, or was." she said with a chuckle before taking a swig from her glass.
"Wait, you're his daughter?"
"Beth Smith. Mother of two, Recently divorced, and looking for a good time if you're interested." she introduced herself before wiggling her eyebrows.
"Sorry, but we've detected his brainwaves to this area and need to bring him in before he causes anymore damage."
"I think that radar of yours is busted, my father is dead. I should know, because I'm the one who killed him." she chuckled before finishing off her glass and let out a belch. "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub mother fuckers! Next round of lap dances are on me, WHOO!"
A number of other aliens applauded.
"Hmm, she sure seems act like him." remarked one guard.
"Maybe this thing was picking up on her brain waves instead."
"Well if she's his daughter maybe she's a genius in the making. Maybe we can use her."
"Yeah, with his daughter we'd have a chance to discover all sorts of secrets that monster held in his mind. Imagine the possibilities. Excuse us, Beth was it? We would greatly appreciate it if you could tell us anything you might have learned from your father."
"Maybe, maybe not. It all depends."
"Depends on what?" asked one guard.
"On how much you're willing to pay. I got kids to provide for and my deadbeat husband walked out on me."
"Well, I suppose it would depend on just how beneficial the info you gives us is. In which case I'm sure we can work out a payment agreement."
"Alright, let's start with my father's portal Gun technology, I'm thinking… let's say 20,000,000?"
"Wow, you are not holding anything back."
"Hey, I'd say that's cheap compared to how much my dad would sell it for if you ask me. He was practically a god with this technology. Nothing was beyond his reach. All that power could be yours for a measly 20 mill."
"I suppose we can make that work, but we'd need time to convert our currency into Earthly money," the first guard said typing on a device. "Which you will get in 2.5 minutes via delivery drone."
"Perfect, but before we do business, I need to do a little business in the oval office if you even know what that means." she remarked with air quotes as the aliens looked confused. "I gotta take a leak?" She tried with the guards nodding in realization. "Great. You guys head into the Chardonnay Room and I'll meet you there when im done. Too many prying eyes you know?"
"We completely understand." the first guard nodded then lead his team away.
"Okay dad, they're gone." Beth said before Rick stood up from the other side of the bar behind her.
"Nice plan sweetie, I thought we were gonna be screwed over when they talked about taking you away."
"My plan isn't over yet dad. Gimme a hundred from your wallet, I'll pay you back later."
"Well you've done good so far, what the hay." he pulled out a bill from his wallet and handed it to her.
She let out a whistle and pointed. "Hey you?! Yeah you, come over here!" Che called out before a T-rex in stilettos walked up. "Listen close, there are some guys in the Chardonnay Room who are here for a bachelor party. Real sex addicts, and they want a group lap dance, think you can oblige them?" Beth asked holding up the bill.
"Honey, I'm the best dancer in this whole place, I'll make all of them eager to come back for seconds." said the dinosaur taking the money.
"Don't hold back either, these guys like it REALLY rough."
"Luckily for them I can do plenty of that." The T-Rex walked off before Beth stood up.
"Alright Dad, let's blow this joint and collect the money from that drone."
"You read my mind." he spoke following her out the door. "But you know that T-Rex is going to squish them like latkes right?"
"Oh big time." she said as a drone appeared like a ship exiting hyperspace. She took out her knife and tossed it at the drone, impaling in in its processor, and bringing it down before collecting her money. "20,000,000 of the governments money in one day, still think I'm not badass enough daddy?"
"Beth, at this point I'd be pretty damn stupid from too much booze to say that. You've proven me wrong, and managed to scam out those jackasses who are probably crying out for less lap dancing, while getting a shit ton of cash. I say we go off and see just how far we can ride this and see what other insane shit you can do to prove me wrong!"
"Hell yeah! Let's go make trouble." She said walking towards a sleek red sports ship. "Think you can teach me to hot wire this thing?"
"Well I never did when you were a teenager, so better late than never." he laughed and ran to the ship, instructed her on what to do before they took off.
(Later)
A portal opened in front of the Smith house where Rick and Beth emerged, there car filled with gold, jewels, and various other loot they had swiped. They had peaceful and content looks while adorned in a large quantity of jewelry. Rings on all their fingers, heavy gold and silver necklaces, a crown on Rick's head, and a tiara on Beth's.
"Hey Beth?" he asked landing the ship and turned off the engine.
"Yeah dad?"
"That was insanity incarnate, only if insanity hate fucked badass, had a kid, and that kid got hooked on every drug imaginable." he said and looked up at the sky.
"So I take it you had fun?"
"I had fun watching you run up and punch the king and queen of the Andromeda galaxy in their faces and steal their crown and tiara, I can't even describe today as a whole." he smiled while patting her back. "All I can say is, you did good sweetie. We'll probably be hunted for the next few years, but by the time they find us I'll have the house fixed up into the most fortified fortress in the entire universe."
"And not to mention with all this loot we'll be set here on Earth until we're retired, along with our kids, grandkids, and great grandkids." she smiled with a hidden meaning while Rick shot her a look. "Hey can you even move? You kinda started slowing down in that last chase."
"Of course I can, I just need a second to catch my breath or two, or ten….yeah I can't move at all. I was running on fumes of adrenaline until we parked."
"You gonna be alright?" she asked leaning in closer.
"Yeah I'll live, but my bodies gonna be a bit limp for a while."
"Good." Beth said undoing his pants. "That means I can REALLY give you something fun."
"Whoa! Beth what the hell?!" he cried out with wide eyes before she reached in and grabbed at his groin making him jolt.
"I'm sure you got a little energy to work with." she smiled before reaching into his underwear and grabbed his dick then pulled it out. "Well at least it's bigger than Jerry's."
"Of course it is, and it's all natural, but more importantly, what the hell are you doing?" groaned Rick trying to move, but panted and felt too exhausted. "Beth as your father I'm telling you to stop right now or else."
"Oh hush, just sit back and enjoy." She spoke with an arousing tone and leaned down to start sucking on the tip.
Rick gasped feeling her lips on the tip and gritted his teeth to force himself to move his arm, but his body wouldn't listen. "Damn it, if I could move right now, I'd do what I should have done and spanked your ass red."
She moved her head up to look at him yet only smiled. "Oooh kinky."
"That's not what I-" he was cut off when she went back down on him. He groaned and tried thinking of everything he could that would kill a boner, such as hearing Summer and Morty banging which seemed to help get his dick to soften a little bit.
However Beth retaliated by taking more of his tool in her mouth and sucked harder. This made her dad groan out while caught off guard which slowly made his dick grow hard again.
"Gah! B-Beth! If you think that's enough, then you're still-WOAH!" he let out when he felt her massage his balls with her hand making him shiver. 'Damn it! If there's one thing I can't resist it's a nice ball fondle, damn you young body and your high libido!' he took a fist and beat it against the ceiling repeatedly.
'Hmm, seems I found his weak spot.' she thought with satisfaction. She gave the balls a harder squeeze and started licking and bobbing her head.
"Agh, Jesus fucking Christ! No wonder Jerry was such a pussy, you sucked the manhood out of him." groaned Rick with his dick getting harder while glancing at the his coat pocket. 'If I could move my hand, I might have a chance!' he thought moving a hand to his coat.
Beth moaned which sent vibrations through the dick making Rick groan and throw back his head with his eyes screwed shut and pulled out an epipen like object.
"FUCK!" he yelled taking off the cap before jabbing it into his leg, shocking Beth, before injecting the substance.
"Dad! What the hell did you just do?!"
"Ow! Fuck!" he hissed while feeling his body gain some strength. "What I did was give myself a shot of nanobots. I made then just incase Summer developed a taste for more...ripened forbidden fruit."
"Wait...you made nanobots incase Summer wanted to jump your bones?"
"Call me paranoid, which I am, but when that stuff happened with Morty I wanted to come prepared. These nanobots are made to help rewrite the genetic material in my sperm, that way if we did fuck I couldn't make an inbred bastard with her. I gave myself them because since you're hooked on this, and we don't have protection, if I blow my load in you then the chances of you being pregnant with a deformed kid won't be possible. It just affects the sperm currently in my nuts, the rest stays the same. I also added a little energy boost so I could rock her world."
"Really dad?" Beth deadpanned.
"Hey don't give me that, she's grown, like a lot. If I was gonna fuck her was gonna do it like a boss. Besides, this just means that now I have the energy to rock YOUR world, since I highly doubt you're just gonna walk away happy purely from sucking my dick, I mean am I right or am I wrong?"
"No, I guess not."
"Besides this works in your favor. If you wanna fuck me so bad, then I'm gonna show you just how high a libido I got from years of prime, and not so prime, fucking. Quick question though, do you like Kevin Hart?"
"Yeah, who doesn't? And why exactly?"
"Because it's his DNA that I programed the nanobots to change mine into."
"How did you get so much celebrity DNA?" Beth questioned.
"You'd be surprised how many universes there are where famous people in this universe are our neighbors in other universes. Makes it way easier to get their DNA."
"Please tell me there isn't one with Britney Spears."
"There is, but she's actually that universes Summer's best friend, and a pretty decent human being. Makes good brownies too."
"And tell me, have you happened to have 'fun' with any celebrities from these universes?"
"Nope all married, under aged, or worst yet 'married to their work'." Rick finished with air quotes.
"Good, saves me time later." she muttered the last part.
"Head inside and I'll stash the loot."
"Why? I don't feel like stopping."
"Yeah but the last thing we need is nosy neighbors watching us fuck in the car. Also it takes like another minute for the DNA in my sperm to be completely changed.
She gave him a glare before sighing and climbed out. "Fine, but don't try any funny business of getting away or I will hunt you down. You didn't give me just one portal gun to keep safe." she closed the door and walked into the house.
(Later)
Rick finished inputting the combo and sighed with relief. "Finally, jamming all that stuff in this was more grunt work then I thought." he then took out his ray gun and vaporized the space vehicle in case there was a tracking device. "Better safe than sorry."
He was about to head inside before seeing a colorful door appear and open and saw Morty step out looking tired with a happy grin.
"Hey Rick, sorry for popping in, but Summer wanted to know just how long we've been gone so we don't like come back and see a few years have passed or something, just a little trip to see what we've missed so far."
"Time moves the same in there as it does out here kiddo. Hows the sex world so far? I designed it to meet the needs of every possible kink, you know except the ones involving bodily waste, that shit is fucked up."
"Well I think you forgot to put in a clock otherwise I wouldn't be here, and it's awesome! I feel like no matter what I do in there it's totally fine. I feel like all the time I spent looking at porn was building up to this moment. I can streak around no problem and even contemplated asking you if you could somehow make Earth like that. Like just shoot a ray into the sky and make it rain down some sort of gas to make everyone not be so stuck up about whether or not a guy wants to jerk it, or whether a woman wants to walk around without a top on."
"Well I could, but then think about all the old and ugly people that would be doing that shit. You really wanna see saggy granny titties or watch an old dude spank it on his porch?"
"Oh god! That's real gross Rick." he shuddered. "Alright, point taken, it just killed whatever horny thoughts that were buzzing around in my head."
"Well that's good, try and keep those with your sister."
"So how's mom been? Still upset about dad?"
"Naw, we went on a little adventure, killed some people, broke half the galactic federations laws, and now she's taking a breather."
"Wait what?! You brought mom out on an adventure in space? She could have been killed!"
"Morty, let me tell you about your mom. She's not as helpless as you might think, if anything, she wound up scamming 20 mill from those bug bastards the first time meeting them up close. Then paid off a stripper T-rex to kill them with a lapdance."
Morty stared at him with an open mouth just as Summer came out of the world with nothing on.
"Morty? What's taking you-oh hey grandpa Rick." she said covering her breasts and crotch. "Love the world you made for us."
"Thanks, apparently you guys need a clock? I'll see what I can do. Did you check out the castle yet?"
"We couldn't even get in. The doors are locked."
"Oh right," Rick facepalmed. "the key is in the mouth of the lion made of gold on the left side. And I would like to say, for future reference, that walking out of there in nothing but your birthday suit is ill advised."
"Oh crap!" Morty covered his dick while blushing. "For clarity sake, Summer said walking around nude was hot."
"What's in the castle anyway?"Questioned the redhead.
"A queen size bed if you wanna be fancy, a kitchen with plenty of food, and a little gym in case you wanna bulk up and keep from ending up like obese slobs."
"So not like average Americans?" asked Morty.
"Boom! Good burn Morty, and bingo. There's also costumes for role play, bondage gear, sex machines, a hot tub, and lots of other stuff to get you guys off most of which I guarantee will surprise you."
"So we would like, live there if we wanted to?" asked Summer.
"Think of it as my early wedding gift." he smiled making them blush before their mom entered the garage making them see her new clothes.
"Daddy, what's taking you so long?"
"Woah-ho-ho, nice clothes mom, real badass." Summer complimented.
"Oh! Thank you Summer, I'd return the compliment but…" She said pointing at Summer's nude form.
"Yeah, me and Morty kinda got a bit wild."
"Obviously," Beth said and looked to Rick.
"A-Anyways, we just came by to-"
"Here." Rick tossed Morty a digital clock. "That one will tell time in this universe, along with a few dozen others if you get curious, so go ahead and enjoy yourselves."
"Oh we will. Come on Morty, Let's go check out our new vacation home. And see if we can screw in each room before bedtime." She said to her brother then kissed him before walking back into the faux world.
"No use denying it anymore Morty, our family is fucked up and it's only gonna get more fucked up." Rick said to his grandson. "Best to just go with it and avoid bigger problems."
"Honestly Rick, if it's gonna get more fucked, then I say let it, right now I'm not gonna stop it." he said before closing the door.
"Well, that went well." remarked Beth before crossing her arms. "So are we gonna do this or what?"
"If I said no it'd probably just piss you off. So yeah, let's do this."
"Finally." she tackled him to the garage floor and pressed their lips together with a moan and started to grind her chest against his.
'Oh shit!' thought Rick in shock. He tried kissing back, but he already felt her tongue push into his mouth and rub against his own. 'She's like a dog in heat.'
'I'm gonna make sure he goes balls deep in me.' she thought as numerous erotic fantasies played out in her mind. She licked all around Rick's tongue while reaching down and grabbing at his junk.
This made him jump at the sudden squeeze. 'She's gonna rip my pants off if I don't take control.' he thought before breaking the kiss. "Wait, hold on."
"Oh what now?" she growled grabbing him by the coat. "I'm beginning to lose my patients, one way or another we ARE doing this, so man up!"
"I know we are, I just don't want us to rip our clothes, I just want us to take them off the right way before we go at it." He spoke before an idea popped into his head and he sat up with a stern look. "And for the record young lady I don't appreciate that tone of yours."
"Oh really now? And what are you gonna do about it?" she asked before he grabbed her wrists and pulled her into the kitchen.
"You wanna know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do what I should have done long ago." He spoke and grabbed a wooden spoon from the drawer then tapped it against his palm. "Pull down your pants and bend over the table."
"You can't be-"
"Now young lady!" he raised his voice. "Don't make me say it again."
She reeled back from his tone before walking over to the table, pushed her pants down to, her knees, and bent over it. Despite her fearful expression on the inside Beth was excited.
Rick moved over and took a moment to admire her back side. "Bet this was one of Jerry's favorite views." He said taking spoon and gently touch the vision like glutes making Beth flinch at the contact before it glided over her skin making get shiver. "This is going to hurt me a lot more than you." he said and pulled back before swinging the spoon against her ass.
"AHH!" she cried out clenching her ass from the sudden strike and shuddered while biting her lower lip.
"And then again." he pulled back and swat her behind a second this time on her other glute.
"AHH!"she cried out again with her fingers curling.
"And third time's the charm!" he took the spoon and struck the first cheek again.
"AHHH! Fuck!" Beth swore from the mix of pleasure and pain shooting through her like lightning.
"Swearing? Guess I better make things even then." he smiled before swatting her second cheek again.
"GAH!" at this point Beth's eyes were rolling back into her skull.
"And now the big finale." he pulled back and gave both cheeks a swat together making Beth hollar out like an opera singer. "There, I think that should do the trick." he said and put the spoon down. "Now do you have to say for yourself young lady?"
"Hah...oh man, I think I just made a mess in my pants."
"Not quite a mess, but you are definitely damp down there." remarked Rick seeing the juices trickling onto the floor before he moved his hand to finger her slit causing her to gasp. "Let this be a lesson to you. No one talks to Rick Sanchez like that, not even his own daughter. I don't take shit from anyone."
"Ah! S-Sorry daddy, it won't Ha-happen again." she spoke feeling the digits playing with her pussy lips.
"Say it loud and clear." he said putting his other hand to her still tender ass.
"Sorry daddy, it won't happen again!"
"Damn right it won't." he spoke then proceeded to take her shoes off. 'Alright, back in control. Now I just need to keep it that way.' after tossing her shoes aside he yanked her pants from her legs. "Now, you wanna taste daddy's milk in your mouth, or in your precious pussy?" he asked her squeezing her rump.
"Oooh, I wanna really feel it in me, so you should know just where to put it." she replied raising her ass eagerly.
"Alright, but keep in mind, you're gonna wind up with half black babies if I'm gonna blow my load in you." Rick reminded. "Just saying."
"So what? All I care about is you fucking me like a bitch and pumping that baby batter in me, now come on and give it to me!"
"Alright then." he said grabbing her by the hips. He rubbed the tip against the moist folds before he started to slowly ease into her. "Shit, your tighter than your mother was."
"Hey, don't go talking about another woman right now." she frowned while letting out a moan. "Focus on this one right here and now."
"Sorry, but damn, you make her look like a loose tramp by comparison." he groaned grabbing her ass and pushed his dick in deeper and deeper. "Jesus."
"Ah, come on dad, I'm not a prissy princess." she whined out and looked back at him.
"Then you gotta work for this, move those hips back while I really get in you."he instructed.
"Alright." she said pushing back. She felt the dick pushing in deeper making her moan with Rick grunting and got all the way in before pulling back and slammed right back in making her let out a gasp. "Oh fuck."
"Bad language little lady." he spoke slapping her ass as he began to move in and out with a grunt while she moaned. "Shit, your ass is just as big as your mother's."
"Ah! What did I just say?" moaned Beth with a frown.
"It's a compliment." he retorted while giving her ass another smack making her moan. "Meaning it's gonna get bigger and bigger, you're gonna be so Thicc."
"Ah! Ah! Well then you better make sure I wind up with huge breasts when I get knocked up, because I don't need people gawking when I get a bun in the oven." she said out gripping the edge of the table while standing on her tiptoes. "Nnnngh! Shit! Drive that magnificent thing as deep as it will go."
"Come on Beth, it's rude to ask for something without saying the magic word." Rick said moving his hand to finger her clit.
"Ah! P-Please daddy!" she screamed out feeling the combined sensations of her g-spot and clit being stimulated.
"Come on, you can do better than that." he leaned down and whispered in her ear. "OR maybe you want me to start slowing down. Tease you a little and make it last longer."
"N-No! I need it now! I'm getting close!"
"Then like I said, ask me the right way, loud and clear." he said clearly with a smirk on his face.
"Please daddy! Fuck my tight hungry little cunt harder!" she screamed out.
"Then take it!" he slammed into her harder and harder while using his other hand to reach down and jam his finger in her ass making her jump and moan with wide eyes as her pussy felt like a vice around him.
"YES!"
"I'm gonna blow more than most reality tv shows Beth! So you better make sure to keep it all inside!" Rick spoke feeling his cock twitch.
"Yes daddy! I'll keep from making a mess! Oh...oh God...OH GOD!" she screamed feeling his pelvis slap against her ass just as she felt his sperm start shooting into her.
"FUCK!" he grunted gripping her hips and keeping his dick inside with gritted teeth.
Beth's went cross eyed and felt him thrust a few more times to empty his sack before sliding his cock out. She shivered and gasped while feeling her legs buckle under her.
"Remember what you said, don't let it drip out and make a mess." he said to her. "Or do I have to drain all of that out?"
Hearing that made Beth clench her legs together. She tried to keep her pussy shut tight while Rick stood back and took a sec to catch his breath.
"Good girl, now hold them together while I grab the towels." he said before a garage door opened. He turned his head to see Summer and Morty walk in with just their underwear and looking sweaty. But once they saw their mother and grandfather in the positions they were in the froze. the awkward atmosphere was as thick as chowder.
"...hey kids." spoke Rick before the two quickly covered their eyes and cried out in shock. "What? Not like you haven't seen a dick and pussy before." he shrugged.
"Oh my god Rick! What are you and mom doing?!" screamed Morty.
"Oh god, it's my worst nightmare come to life!" added Summer.
"Oh….ah….hey kids." panted Beth giving a small wave with both turning pale. "What are….you doing back here?"
"We were going to tell Rick about the lousy water pressure in the plumbing, but I think we'll just come back later." said Summer pulling her brother back into the garage
"It's not that weird!" called Rick with a raised eyebrow. "Yeesh, you'd think they wouldn't be fazed by something like this." he said looking at Beth.
"Well...this is a bit surprising." remarked Beth taking a deep breath while seeing Rick's dick was still hard making her smile. "But it looks like you've got more steam in you. Wanna go again?"
"...eh, what the hell." he shrugged with a smile. "Just keep in mind, I know a LOT of kinky positions that would make the Kama Sutra look like a kid's book." he then proceeded to ram her ass while the camera pans away.
(Later)
"Oh...god….al...mighty…" Beth let out on her back with her head hanging over the side of the table in a daze with the kitchen looking messy and Rick chugging some water and feeling tired. "Can't…move...legs."
"You think that's hard? I can't feel my dick. I think you might have drained it dry." he chuckled patting her leg while handing her the bottle to let her sip from it. "I gotta hand it to you sweetie, if Jerry was still here, you would have given him a heart attack from how much you made me work for that."
"Mhm." She let out after taking a drink before the bottle fell from her hand to the floor as she went limp.
"Beth?"
"Zzz...zzz."
"Damn, guess she's tuckered out." he chuckled rubbing her back before standing up on sore legs and hissed. "Man, I'm gonna need two ice packs for this."
Before he could get to the fridge, he saw a portal open up making him curse as several black armored figures came out with blasters making him frown.
"Oh great, you fuckers again?" he grabbed a wine bottle and broke the bottom off over the counter. "I may be naked and oversexed, but I won't go down easy!"
"Relax Rick C-137, we're not here to fight." spoke one walking through the portal with the same armor, only it had a more robe like design, a star on the forehead, and no weapon. "We just came here to say congrats." They said as some walked over to Beth.
"Hey!" he moved over and held the bottle at them. "You're not touching my little girl you bastards! I'll take every one of you on by myself."
"We just want to help her."
"And why would I believe that? Who are you?!"
"We wanna help her, because we are her." spoke the leader removing her helmet along with the others to show Beths, only the leader had longer hair.
"...okay I'm confused now." he remarked lowering the bottle. "First off, what the hell?! Second, would you explain to me everything? I mean about the armor, weapons, and how you can open up portals? This has something to do with the Citadel of Rick's, isn't it?"
The Beths either laughed, giggled, or just smiled.
"It's the Citadel of Beth's now." spoke the leader.
"Wait...you mean you managed to take it over? Away from all those stuck up Ricks? Not to be rude to another version of my daughter, but I find that hard to believe."
"Let me explain, in my universe my father left when I was little girl, like all Rick's do. I was sad and missed him, then one day while on my way to school I found a necklace. When I put it on I was suddenly overcome by its power." she clenched her fist with a frown. "All I could think about was him, and at first it broke my heart thinking on how he wasn't there, but then I felt determined. I spent my years trying to track him down to get answers. I even studied for years trying to replicate his technology, and when I finally tracked him down I made it clear I wasn't going to let him get away, ever again. I did everything I could to find him too. Killed, burgled, married a billionaire, blackmailed-"
"I think he gets the point." whispered one of the other Beths.
"The point is, I did everything it took before finding him and what do I find? He was one of thousands of Rick's hiding in the Citadel of Ricks. I was overjoyed while he was surprised, but when I saw how much he preferred random adventures, that's when it clicked. Why should other Beths deal with the same thing? I figured they deserved a chance to get to spend time with their fathers like any children, so I worked on letting other Beths be part of my plan, to slowly gain power and take over the Citadel."
"That billionaire, was he by any chance-"
"Jerry? Yes."
"Figures." muttered Rick facepalming. "At least tell me you got rid of him the right way."
"Total disintegration."
"Good, the less of his DNA around the better, continue."
"So it took sometime to get them to understand, but slowly they began to see what I meant by using other necklaces like the one I found. They all banded together behind me and we eventually took our chance. Right now the other Beths are ensuring all their Ricks are spending quality time with them."
"Woah woah woah, hang on there, what about that one Rick that showed up here all freaked out and shit?"
"A rouge that managed to sneak away. Don't worry he's being educated on his mistake."
"That still doesn't explain how you outplanned all those Ricks. They might be jackasses who are the less of the less when it comes to being a Rick, but they still should see something like a total take over coming a mile away."
"Unless of course, someone had need studying them, their weaknesses, and built up and supplied her army right under their noses." The leader grinned.
"Dayum." Rick let out.
"As for the armor and weapons, well can't take the chance of those cockroaches in the federation finding the Citadel and catching us without pants down."
"Wait, you mentioned you all got necklaces. Does that mean…" he looked at his Beth and moved over to look at her neck, but there was no necklace, just a tattoo on her neck.
"Looks like it's already bonded to her skin, there's no removing it now."
"So you're the ones who did this." he frowned while Beth groaned and rolled on her side. "You're the reason Beth wanted my balls so badly?"
"For the record we didn't make them, we just replicated and mass produced them."
"Well where the fuck did the first one come from then?"
"No idea, I never even bothered to check. But look on the bright side, now you can make sure your daughter is safe and sound without your Jerry getting in the way. Speaking of which, what's this reality's version of him like? Drunk? Actor? Workaholic?"
"Try pathetic loser locked in a synthetic world of my own making." he smirked with pride. "Wish I had done it sooner than last night."
"Well considering you're one of the Ricks NOT part of the Citadel, you're free to come and go as you please with your Beth allowed to join us if she wants. Membership allows free blaster training, classes on how to work on portal guns, and a ten percent discount on any fatal wounds caused by dangerous aliens or adventures. However if you are one of those Rick's who screwed up worlds and jumped to another, abandoning those worlds Beth's, you will be required to house them or spend one day a week with them."
"And if I refuse?" He questioned with his arms crossed before the Beth's with weapons cocked them and aimed at his genitals. "Woah now!" he dropped the bottle and covered his dick. "Woah there girls, no need to get crazy now. You win, no need to make me into a eunuch."
"Good, we will look over the Citadel record's and determine how many universes you abandoned. The Beths you abandoned will either be sent to you or given jobs at the Citadel."
"Just out of curiosity, what did you do to those limp dick assholes running the Citadel now?"
"Turns out the Citadel was being run by a Morty when we invaded."
"A Morty? Ok now I know you must be pulling my leg."
"No joke, he was elected by popular vote."
"Wow, a democratic vote now? Please tell me those guys are really getting it." he sighed rubbing his nose.
"Oh trust me, they are. Their Beths are REAL kinky when they got their hands on them. And the Summers are taking real good care of the Morty's and vise versa."
"Trust me, I've seen what other Summers are like, I can believe that."
"We'll take our leave now Rick C-137, oh and maybe teach your grandkids not to be such nosy snoops." she said pointing at the garage door
"No promises." he sighed before the Beth's left. "You can come in now."
Morty and Summer poked their heads in while covering their eyes to not see Rick's dick.
"Alright you two, talk. How long were you listening?"
"Long enough to know what you did with dad." Replied Summer. "Honestly I'm not even that mad. Knowing that he's okay is good enough for me."
"As for me….I'm a little torn, I mean on one hand he's safe and sound, but on the other, I kinda feel bad you know?" remarked Morty rubbing the back of his head. "I mean, it kinda feels like he's being held up in a prison without any chance of getting out."
"Trust me Morty it's anything but a prison. He's got food, water, tons of space, and plenty of pussy to make him forget about your mom." listed Rick before letting out a burp. "Trust me, if he really did end up in prison, he'd be someone's bitch in an hour, probably get sold for cigarettes in two, three tops."
"TMI Grandpa." Said Summer.
