"Get out Evie." Peter tossed his pillow at his older sister who stood in the doorway.
"Someone's cranky. But... that's the sort of thing that happens when you push off the inevitable for a day only to make it worse when you get hauled home by Irondad." She walked in and flopped down onto the bed next to him.
"Outtt." He moaned.
"Seriously I'm impressed. Only you could go from totally avoiding trouble to getting your ass dragged home in the middle of the night as fucking Spiderman."
"How do you always know what's happened? Do you have eyes everywhere?" Peter finally opened his eyes and in turn fixed his older sister with a patented stink eye.
"Gen-ius, kid. You and Dad might be good at numbers and that, I'm good at knowing everything."
"Why are you here? In my room. Waking me up."
"Breakfast time, sunshine! Pops said to go get you. Guess we aren't starving you to death today." She shrugged, rolling off the bed.
"I'm not hungry."
"Don't think you have a choice." She laughed and tugged him out of the bed. "Pops says jump, you jump, Pops says get out of bed and come to breakfast? You come to breakfast."
"I hate you." Peter scoffed as he pushed his hair out of his eyes. "He didn't make oatmeal again did he?"
"More like you hate that I'm always right!" Evie said heading out the door. "Waffles."
"Morning Peter, how'd you sleep?" Steve spoke over his shoulder as he manned a pan of bacon.
"On my stomach." Peter mumbled.
"Coffee?" Tony said softly to himself as he walked into the kitchen with Morgan.
"On the counter." Steve said and Tony murmured his thanks taking a long sip of the hot beverage.
"Mm bacon, you know the way to my heart." Tony smiled, kissing Steve's neck.
"Daddy!" Morgan shrieked. "Ew!"
"Oh?" Tony turned and snagged Morgan by the waist landing a dramatic kiss on her forehead. "Gotcha."
"Can I go to the movies today with Lori?" Evie leaned over the counter.
"Set the table." Steve said. "And you're grounded."
"No I'm not!" Evie remarked as she took down plates from the cabinet. "You and Dad said I was ungrounded because I got Peter to clean his room."
"You're right. I forgot." Steve sighed. "Hand me a plate?"
"Speaking of, how're you feeling, spiderling?" Tony said running a hand Peter's hair.
"Fine." Peter's stomach dropped at the new nickname, they still needed to talk about the future of Spiderman.
"Your father and I have decided that you can continue to be Spiderman." Steve said, deciding to not beat around the bush,as he placed the plate of bacon on the table.
"What?" Peter sat down.
"Seriously?" Evie looked up.
"Oh yeah!" Morgan giggled. "I forgot Peter was Spiderman!"
"Do you see this?" Tony turned to Steve with a scoff. "They've teamed up. Now what are we gonna do?"
"Hush. Anyway, yes you can be Spiderman but there will need to be some ground rules." Steve shook his head with a smile at Tony's cheek.
"That suit has to go." Tony said putting a waffle on each of his children's plates. "What were you going for? Super long underwear boy?"
"Told you!" Evie laughed snatching the syrup out of Peter's hand.
"I'll make you a suit. A better one."
"A safer one." Pops added.
"If Peter gets to be a superhero can Evie and I be superheros too!" Morgan looked up, wiping syrup off of her chin.
"Superheros need good grades, to be healthy, to be in good standings with school and home, and they have a curfew. They're also at least fourteen." Tony said. "So sorry squirt, few more years."
"Also, while you are a minor you are a friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Nothing alien, you help the locals, save a cat or two, maybe..." Steve sighed "maybe help stop a robbery or a mugging, but if deadly weapons show up you leave."
"Sounds like a lot of rules. Count me out." Evie shrugged. "I'll be a spy like Auntie Nat or Uncle Clint before I do that nonsense."
"Mm? Better check that temper then. Besides sugar, you're inheriting S.I" Tony said nudging Evie's shoulder.
"Literally your least scientific kid."
"You're the oldest, besides you're the least like me and the most like Pepper. You'll do great." Tony laughed.
"Still don't want to go to college."
"Nope not talking about it!" Tony all but put his fingers in his ears.
"You're making me a suit?" Peter looked over to his dad.
"Yeah, but itll take some time. Luckily both Peter and Spiderman are grounded for the foreseeable future, so I can add all the stuff your Pops wants."
"Seriously?"
"You choked a kid."
"Speaking of." Steve interjected, "Apology letters, to Eugene and Principal Morris. It should keep you occupied while you're grounded. Also you can try to do some of the mass of laundry that came out of your room when you cleaned."
"Ha!" Evie coughed as she laughed. "Gotta tell Flash you're sorry?"
"You are not showing me you want to go to the movies, miss freshly ungrounded." Steve shook his head.
"Right! Yeah can I?" Evie looked between her parents.
"Who with?"
"Lori?"
"Who's Lori?" Tony asked.
"A friend? Shes in AP lit with me." Evie shrugged. "I think you've met her. Shes tall,has blue hair?"
"No blue hair." Steve said quickly running a hand through Evie's blonde locks.
"If you tell me not to do it, it makes me want to it more."
"Evie." Steve sighed.
"Shes in AP lit?" Tony asked and Evie nodded. "I guess that's fine then what movie are you seeing?"
"I'm not sure she's picking. Either Wonder Woman or we're going to the old movie theater and seeing Jaws, if we go there we might stay for the late show too, tonight its Casablanca! It's a monster day!"
"You know you can watch those old movies at home?" Tony asked.
"Yes, but that would involve bringing my friends home."
"And?"
"And... my friends would have to meet you?"
"I think we're pretty cool!" Tony laughed.
"Until people only want to hang out with me for my famous parents."
"Dad can have the people in legal draw up an NDA if you need. If people only want to spend time with you because of us they aren't worth spending time with." Steve said softly, gently rubbing Evie's shoulder.
"I'll think about it." She leaned into his chest with a sigh.
"You should see Casablanca by the way, your Uncle Bucky and I saw it when it came out, it's an amazing film."
"Really!"
"I forgot you were so old!" Peter chuckled.
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Short and casual family chapter- heads up the next chapter is all short (consider yourself warned)
