A couple of months later, Levi came down from the apartment looking for some breakfast before he retired for the day. He spotted Erwin still at his desk, papers scattered about and staring at his computer screen with his brow furrowed with intense concentration.

"When was the last time you had a good shit?" Levi asked him.

Erwin actually jumped slightly in surprise. "What?"

"You look constipated over there."

Erwin chuckled and leaned back and stretched, then rubbed his eyes. "Work. It never takes a day off, even if I try to."

Levi came over and sat in one of the chairs by the desk. "You're burning the candle at both ends, Commander. You won't be able to do either of your jobs very well if you keep this up. You need to relax a little. And there's this thing called 'sleep'. You should try it sometime."

Erwin raised an eyebrow. "Says the man with constant dark shadows around his eyes."

"Nightmares," Levi explained. "But at least I get some sleep. I don't see that you get any. Do you even have a hobby or any way to decompress?"

"No time."

"Make time."

"What would you suggest?"

"Sex," Levi said bluntly. "It's a great way to relieve stress and help one to relax. I always sleep better after a good fuck. Just ask Hange."

"Did you two really talk about my ass while you were doing that?"

Levi raised an eyebrow. "So, they're the fuck-and-tell type, huh? Yeah, they brought up the subject. But that's not what we're discussing here. We're discussing how you need a good fuck."

"Are you volunteering?" Erwin teased.

Levi rolled his eyes. "I thought I was making it pretty obvious."

Erwin's eyes widened. "But you're with Hange."

"So? They don't mind. They've even suggested a three way sometime. It's just sex, Erwin, not a contract."

Erwin gave Levi's body an appraising once over, then licked his lips. "You're really serious, aren't you? I thought you hated me."

Another eye roll. "It's just sex. And for the record, I don't hate you. You piss me off a lot, with your smug arrogance, but that doesn't mean I hate you. You know, for someone as smart and observant as you are, you sure are dense. I really don't know how much more plainly I can put this. Come upstairs and fuck me . . . now."

Erwin visibly swallowed. I must have nodded off at my computer . . . this has to be a dream. There's no way this could be real. Erwin could already feel himself getting hard. If this is real, then it's a dream come true. Levi's got the most perfect male body I've ever seen.

Levi had turned and was headed for the elevator. Work forgotten, Erwin quickly stood up and followed. No way was he going to pass up an opportunity like this one. Unlike Hange, who'd bounced with excitement the whole elevator ride, Erwin remained awkwardly silent. He startled when Levi suddenly spoke. "Don't tell me you're a virgin too."

"What? No."

"Then you've never fucked a guy before?"

"Well, I have, but . . . I just . . . I'm just . . . I never thought I'd actually have a chance to do this with you."

Levi rolled his eyes yet again as they stepped out into the apartment. He led Erwin over to the bed before turning and unbuttoning the blond's shirt. "Ground rules; I don't do oral and I don't eat ass. No sharp instruments and always use condoms and lube. What are yours?"

"Just no sharp instruments and definitely use condoms and lube."

"Good. We agree." Levi began to remove his own shirt when Erwin stopped him.

"Let me."

Levi raised a quizzical eyebrow but lowered his hands and let Erwin have control. Erwin brushed the side of the smaller man's face with his fingers before leaning down for a kiss. Levi willingly opened his lips when Erwin's tongue brushed them in askance. The next several minutes were taken up with deep kissing while curious hands roamed each other's torsos.

Eventually, Erwin worked his way along Levi's jaw and down his throat, sucking and leaving marks in his wake. Levi closed his eyes and relished the sensation, his hands mussing up the perfectly coifed blond locks. Erwin's large hands rubbed up the smaller man's abdomen and chest under the shirt as he worked, eventually breaking away long enough to remove the shirt entirely. He pulled Levi onto the bed and laid him down on his back.

Levi sighed in bliss as Erwin's lips continued working along his collarbones and eventually down his breastbone, all the while enjoying the sensation of Erwin's calloused hands rubbing up and down his sides. His breath hitched when he felt lips latch on to his left nipple, sucking firmly while the tongue flicked against it. It hitched again when Erwin nipped lightly at it. Just a few moments ago he was all shy and blushing like a freaking virgin. Didn't take long for him to get his confidence back and take charge. Fuck, but this feels good!

Eventually Erwin switched to the other nipple. He wasn't in any hurry. This was a chance he never thought he's have, after all, and he wanted to enjoy it and make it last as long as possible. After he was finally satisfied with the color and pertness of the nipples, he worked his way down the abdomen, paying loving attention to each beautifully etched muscle as he went. He traced the happy trail of course, ebony hairs leading down from the belly button with his finger.

He moved back and pulled Levi's shoes and socks off, tossing them to the floor, then hooked his fingers on the waistband of the black jersey pants and briefs, and slowly pulled them down and off the muscular legs, tossing them to join the shoes and socks on the floor. He spread the raven's legs and the knelt between his feet to admire the view. "No wonder you're so short," Erwin teased. "It all went to this." For emphasis, he ran his finger up the surprising length of the very erect penis that lay against Levi's belly. A delicious shiver and an explosion of goose pimples were Erwin's reward. "Beautiful," Erwin declared.

Levi gasped when Erwin leaned down and ran his tongue up his cock from balls to tip. Erwin then took a gentle hold of the shaft and began just licking across the tip, occasionally dipping his tongue into the opening. Levi lay with his head back, eyes closed, and mouth slightly open as continuous waves of pleasure washed over him. After several moments of nothing but gentle the licking of his tip, Levi came with no warning at all. Even Levi was caught off guard by it.

Levi began squirming on the sheets beneath Erwin as he came down from his orgasm. When he regained his senses, he noticed Erwin licking his lips. "Delicious."

"Gross. Fucking awesome . . . but gross."

Erwin chuckled. "Roll over."

Levi actually did as instructed without argument, content to let Erwin have total control. It was pleasant to have someone make love to him.

Erwin immediately placed his large hands on the milky white ass before him. Smooth, satiny skin felt heavenly beneath rough calloused hands. He gave the flesh an experimental squeeze and actually moaned at the firm resistance. A light smack to the underside of the mounds, much like Levi had done to Hange, produced a slight jiggle. "Perfect." Erwin stated.

After several moments of massaging Levi's ass, Erwin spread the cheeks, and giving no warning, ran his tongue from under the balls right up over the opening. Levi's surprised yelp was ignored as Erwin repeated the action a few more times. I will never understand how something so gross can feel so incredibly good, Levi thought.

Erwin placed a long series of kisses, licks and sucks to the puckered opening while Levi lay with his head resting on his forearms, quietly enjoying feeling. Erwin sat up and ran his hands up over Levi's back, then frowned. "Wings."

"Hmm?"

"I want to see your wings."

Levi looked at Erwin questioningly over his shoulder. He'd always kept his wings hidden during sex, largely to protect his identity. He complied with the demand, however, activating the phase inverter to bring his large, black wings into view. They appeared out of thin air, open enough to keep his ass uncovered.

Erwin hummed in appreciation, running his hands over the smooth feathers. He then ran his hands up Levi's back, under the wings, rubbing against the joint between the wing's underside and his back. Levi's reaction surprised them both. His entire body jolted as Erwin's hands rubbed firmly under the joint. The wave of ecstasy that radiated out from the touch was far more intense that Levi had expected. He groaned in pleasure as Erwin, who'd loved the reaction, repeated the motion before massaging the joint to be rewarded with a series of soft mewls.

He switched to stroking the feathers that ran down Levi's spine between the two wings. A sighing moan signaled the pleasure this gave. Placing a firm kiss between the wings, Erwin shifted back to sit on his heels between the smaller man's legs. "Lube and condoms?"

"Nightstand. Top drawer. Your right," Levi said, his mind currently too blissed out to form coherent sentences.

Erwin massaged a generous amount of lube onto the puckered opening, receiving a pleasured hum from Levi. He continued the circular motions for a few moments before slipping the index finger in. Erwin was surprised at how easily the intrusion was accepted. He's very relaxed. He must really trust me. I'm surprised.

Levi remained contentedly relaxed as the large finger moved slowly in and out for what seemed like an eternity. A glance back over his shoulder saw Erwin apparently mesmerized by the sight of his finger disappearing into Levi's ass over and over again. Levi said nothing, choosing to enjoy the sensation, instead.

Finally, Erwin got around to inserting a second finger. Levi hummed in approval as long fingers began moving around inside him, exploring and stretching him at the same time. Soon a third finger was added. The fingers pumped in and out of him while Erwin's free hand massaged his ass and lips kissed, licked and nipped the satiny flesh.

The removal of the fingers had Levi looking back as Erwin got off the bed to remove his own pants and boxers. Levi's eyes widened at the sight of Erwin's erection. "How're you so damn tall when so much went into that?" he questioned snarkly. "Hate to think how big you'd be if it hadn't."

Erwin chuckled as he rolled a condom over it. He settled back between Levi's legs and coated his erection in lube. "Ready?"

"Ages ago."

Erwin smirked, straddled Levi's spread thighs and slowly pushed himself in. Levi sighed at the intrusion, loving the full feeling he had. Erwin waited a moment, laying down over the feathered back to kiss at the nape of Levi's neck and across the shoulders. Levi's wings were partially open, resting on the bed. Erwin straightened, pulled out so that only the tip remained inside, and slowly pressed back in again, angling towards Levi's front. A long, inhaled hiss and a shudder told Erwin he'd hit his mark. He pulled back and thrust back in again, aiming for the same spot.

The blond gradually built up speed until he reached a steady, easily maintained rhythm. His hands wandered over Levi's back, hips and buttocks as he thrust in and out. Using his feet, he spread Levi's legs wider, then lay down on top of him, letting his hips do all the work, his own ass bouncing up and down on top of the smaller in a steady, mesmerizing rhythm.

A few moments later, he pulled out. "On your back," he ordered.

Levi obeyed, laying back, wings spread on either side of him, hands resting near his head and his legs open. "Beautiful," was all Erwin could say. On his hands and knees above his partner, Erwin leaned in for a lengthy series of kisses. He then paused and lifted up with an odd look on his face. Levi cocked his head questioningly. "I have to fart," Erwin answered the unasked question. Seconds later, an almost dainty bugle sounded in the large room.

Levi instantly burst out laughing. So did Erwin. There they were, both naked on the bed, erections hard as rocks, Levi on his back with his legs currently wrapped around Erwin's waist, and Erwin on his knees above him, and both of them laughing loudly at an untimely fart.

Once the moment of levity finally passed, Erwin lifted Levi's right leg up to rest on his shoulder and placed himself back inside the small body below him. Erwin held Levi's leg up by the ankle and held the left leg out to the side. He looked down at the sight of his erection disappearing repeatedly into the beautiful man. He moaned involuntarily.

Levi soon lay panting, eyes closed, one hand resting limp up by his head and the other reaching down to pump his own leaking erection in time to Erwin's thrusts. A couple of minutes later, he came with a short cry followed by a long mewl as ribbons of translucent white liquid spilled out over his abdomen. Erwin groaned at the sensation of Levi shuddering and clenching down around him. He began to thrust faster, chasing his own release. He focused on the hot, slick walls around him, still watching himself disappear over and over again into a beautiful man he thought he'd never be able to touch. Within a few minutes of Levi's orgasm, Erwin came with an unrestrained cry followed by several groans as he rode out his own orgasm.

Erwin leaned forward and kissed the smaller man's lips. He eventually pulled out, removed and tied of the condom and tossed it into a nearby trash can. Levi, in the meantime, was squirming in absolute bliss on the sheets, humming and sighing softly. Erwin found it to the most enchanting sight he'd ever witnessed. Once Levi stilled, Erwin cleaned of the man's belly with a tissue, then pulled him in to spoon him. Neither one said anything but drifted into deep and peaceful sleep.


It was early evening when the two men awoke, naked in each other's arms. "Wow. We slept the entire day," Erwin noted in disbelief.

Beside him, Levi stretched contentedly. "Told you sleep is better after a good fuck."

Erwin chuckled and shook his head. He watched his smaller partner get out of bed, pick up discarded clothes to fold neatly and place on a chair, then head towards the bathroom, all while still completely naked. I could definitely get used to seeing that sight!

After a rather lively shower that included Erwin taking Levi pinned against the shower wall, they dressed and headed down to the common room where Mike was setting the table for dinner. The smell of fresh curry filled the entire floor. Yet when Erwin passed Mike, greeting the lanky man as he did, Mike gave him a strange look.

He moved in close to Erwin, trying to not be noticed, and took in a long whiff of air. The puzzled expression on the scruffy blond's face deepened. He then went over to Levi and did the same. Levi noticed everything – especially people in his personal space – and swatted at the man, almost hitting his nose. "What is wrong with you?! I'm not a goddamn daisy! Get that oversized honk away from me! Fucking weirdo!"

Mike looked back over to Erwin, then to Levi again. "You two have just had sex!" he declared.

At that moment, Nanaba was coming out of the kitchen. She dropped the utensils she was carrying, and they hit the floor with a loud clattering. "I did NOT need to hear that right before dinner!"

Erwin was actually turning red, but Levi showed no emotion at all. "You know, Sniffy; just because that intrusive schnoz of yours knows something, doesn't mean you need to announce it to the world."

"What? I'm just shocked. I never in a million years would have guessed that you would . . . um . . . let Erwin . . . um . . . you know," Mike protested lamely.

A split second later, Levi was hit by a freight train called Hange. They squeezed him in one of their signature death-hugs. "Ooooooh! This is so awesome! I'm so happy for you! Both of you! Oo! Oo! Oo! When can we do a threesome?"

Nanaba clapped her hands firmly over her ears. "LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR THIS!" she shouted as she retreated back into the kitchen. Mike, now red in the face, decided it was in his best interest to do the same.

"Nice. Don't have the guts to finish the conversation you started?" Levi called after him.

Erwin sat at his desk, head in his hands and shoulders shaking. When he finally looked up, it was obvious that he'd been laughing . . . still was. "I gotta say, Levi, things have certainly been a damn sight more interesting with you around."


Levi settled far more easily into life with the Scouts than he'd thought he would. He got used to having the others around all the time and actually took comfort in their presence. They often had dinner together before heading out to patrol the city. His sex life had definitely taken a turn for the better. Threesomes were fun!

One thing frustrated him though. No matter how much time passed; no matter how many people they interrogated (by sometimes less that humane methods), they never seemed to find out anything useful about Titan. But, after seven years of dead ends, that was all about to change.