A/N: Siege25: Hey guys, what is up? Siege25 here with the second episode of the second season of my Fanfiction Death Battles and the second episode of the first season of One Minute Melee! The One Minute Melee will feature Yun and Yang from Street Fighter against Latias and Latios (both human version)! The Death Battle features Majin Buu from Dragon Ball Z against Kirby against Kimberly Hart from Power Rangers against Sakura Haruno from Naruto against Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony against Amy Rose from Sonic the Hedgehog!
Siege: Damn, that's a lot of characters, but that just means one hell of a Death Battle!
Latias: We better go get ready, Latios.
Latios: Right, let's go!
Siege25: And as a special treat, from now on, I will be joining Wiz and Boomstick as an analyzer!
*Applause*
Siege: Woo-hoo!
Twilight: That's awesome!
Siege25: Ken, Ibuki, disclaimer if you please.
Ibuki: Siege25 here only owns Siege.
Ken: All other characters and music used belong to their owners.
-One Minute Melee-
1 Minute Melee!
Where every fight is settled in 60 seconds!
No Rules!
No Research!
60 seconds!
1 Minute Melee!
Press Start
(Start is pressed)
Choose your characters!
(Player 1 first selects Yun)
Announcer: Yun!
(Player 1 then selects Yang)
Announcer: Yang!
(Player 2 selects Latias)
Announcer: Latias!
(Player 2 then selects Latios)
Announcer: Latios!
The match up appears on the screen:
Yun and Yang VS. Latias and Latios
Is this match ready to go?
Two options appear
Option 1: Hell yeah, let's rock it!
Option 2: Umm… Let me double check…
(Hell yeah, let's rock it! Selected)
(Location- Arena)
Just outside about arena stand Yun and Yang, the two brothers are looking up at the sign as it reads:
LATIOS AND LATIAS
THIS LEGENDARY BROTHER AND SISTER TEAM ARE ACCEPTING CHALLENGES FROM ANYONE!
COME AND TEST YOUR STRENGTH!
Yang: Are you sure you want to do this, Yun?
Yun: Sure! I mean, the worst that can happen is that we lose, it just means we have to train more!
The two brothers then enter the arena to the receptionist so they can sign up.
Meanwhile…
The current challengers, Dan Hibiki and Hercule Satan were in the arena fighting the legendary brother and sister team of Latios and Latias, and they weren't doing so well.
Dan felt himself being annihilated by Latias while Hercule was being beaten badly by Latios.
Latias: THUNDER PUNCH!
Latias hit Dan so hard that he flew into an empty seat in the 11th row.
Latios then did a Wolverine style claw unsheath. The claws were then covered in very dark blue flame.
Latios: DRAGON CLAW!
Hercule then flew right into the seat right next to Dan.
Hercule recovered as well as Dan, and they both were furious.
Dan: DAMN IT! Why didn't my legendary Saikyo Arts work?
Hercule: I can't believe this! I'm the world champion! Oh well, guess there's always next time, right Hibiki?
Dan: Guess you're right, Hercule.
Latias and Latios were getting bored.
Latias: Is there anyone strong enough to take us on besides the guys in Siege Alliance?
Latios: I'm beginning to doubt that.
Then, the doors opened and out came Yun riding his skateboard and Yang, who was skating.
Yun then did a trick jumping into the huge ring.
Yun: YAHOO!
Yang jumped up with his brother as he jumped out of his skates.
Yun then dropped his skateboard out of the ring as he and Yang landed.
Latias: Hm? You two don't seem weak.
Latios: You both just might be our toughest challenge this evening.
Yun: We're more than just a challenge…
Yang: Because we're the ones who will beat you!
Latias: If you're so confident…
Latios: Then I guess there's no point in holding back!
Latias and Latios power up and take their stances.
(Cue M. Bison "Epic Metal" Cover by Little V Mills)
Latias: Show us what you got!
Latios: We're ready for ya!
Yun and Yang took their stances.
Yun: Oh man, I love a good fight!
Yang: Let's get this started!
Don't blink!
FIGHT!
Latias hit Yang while Latios hit Yun. Both Yun and Yang blocked and knocked away the legendary brother and sister with a huge upward kick (Yun did two whilst Yang did one).
Yun then lunged at a fast speed and connected with his fist on Latios. Yang did three slicing chops on Latias. Each attack knocked the corresponding sibling back.
Yun and Yang then charged.
Latios was seen unsheathing his claws like Wolverine again, and this time the claws were covered in darkness. Latias was seen charging up flame in her fist.
50…
Latias: FIRE PUNCH!
The flaming fist connected on Yang, who was reeling from the strike.
Latios: SHADOW CLAW!
The claws hit Yun, who reeled from the hit.
Latios and Latias: SHORYUKEN! HADOKEN!
The combo landed and sent Yun and Yang flying.
Yun and Yang recovered and drew their hands back as Latias and Latios charged.
40…
When Latias and Latios were close, the brothers hit both of them with their hands, doing incredible damage and sending the siblings flying.
Yun: GO! GENEI JIN!
Yang: SEIEI ENBU!
Yun then did a lunging punch at Latios. He then hit combos so fast that Latios couldn't keep up.
Yang hit Latias with a huge kick, then Latias got hit two more times. Then, with every combo Yang hit, there were two hits added to the combo.
30…
Then…
Yun: Can't stand up to my Kung Fu!
Latios was hit five times, then kicked upwards.
Yun: Time to show off a little!
Yun then stomped Latios multiple times, the last one sending Latios face first into the ground.
20…
Yang: Here I go!
Yang then kicked Latias upwards. He then kicked her many times, the last kick straight on her face and sending her flying.
Then, Latias and Latios got up and began charging.
Latios: METSU…
Latias: DRAGON…
10…
Yun and Yang charged.
9…
8…
7…
Yun: Hope you like this!
Yang: I'll show you!
6…
5…
Yun and Yang swung.
4…
3…
And missed.
Latias/Latios: GOTCHA!
2…
1…
Latias and Latios: HADOKEN!
0!
K.O.!
Yun and Yang fell to the ground, both kind of disappointed.
Yun: Damn…
Yang: We were so close…
Then Latias and Latios clapped.
Latios: Well done.
Latias: That was quite the challenge.
Yun and Yang immediately lighten up after that statement.
Yun: Alright!
Yang: At least we earned that status!
The crowd cheered. All except for Dan and Hercule.
Dan: OH, those little-
Hercule: When we get our hands on them, they'll wish they never were born!
Then, the doors open.
Yun, Yang, Latias, and Latios take notice.
Standing there were two men, both with white hair. One dressed in red, the other in blue.
The Red one spoke.
?: Now how can you have a party without us?
To be continued in… Death Battle.
The winners of this melee are…
Latias and Latios!
Boomstick: What a match! Now don't go away, because everything's about to get pink!
-Death Battle-
(Cue Invader by Jim Johnston)
Wiz: Pink, a lovely color that represents love and affection.
Boomstick: But these pink combatants don't really show that. Like Majin Buu, the big fat pink character of Dragon Ball.
Siege25: Kirby, the pink ball that sucks everything up.
Wiz: Kimberly Hart, the Mighty Morphin Pink Ranger.
Boomstick: Pi-… WHAT!? Wiz, are we seriously using her again?
Wiz: Yes, yes we are.
Boomstick: Fine. Pinkie Pie, the happy pink pony.
Siege25: Amy Rose, the girl in love with Sonic.
Wiz: And Sakura Haruno, the female Naruto ninja.
Boomstick: Those guys are Wiz and Siege25. And I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and strengths to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
-Majin Buu-
Wiz: For the rest of our Death Battles, we welcome in a very special guest. The creator of these Fanfiction Death Battles, Siege25.
Siege25: Hey guys, what is up? Siege25 here and I'm here to help with analysis. Oh, and Boomstick, the shotgun is my favorite weapon.
Boomstick: YES! I knew I'd like you!
Wiz: Anyways, many years ago, Majin Buu was created to destroy. But later he was put in a sealed ball. Later, he would be released by Bibidi.
Boomstick: And as time went on, Bibidi would travel to Earth, but died before he arrived, so he created Babidi, a clone of himself, and Babidi and Buu traveled to Earth. We're all doomed, right?
Siege25: Wrong, turned out Buu didn't listen to Babidi at all. Later along the lines, Buu would be reformed by… WHAT!? HERCULE SATAN! No fucking way…
Stats
Height: (Fat) 6' / (Kid) 5'
Weight: Unknown
Age: Immemorial
Wiz: Buu's arsenal of attacks is not to be taken lightly.
Siege25: As ridiculous as some of these attacks sound, they're actually quite powerful.
Abilities
Chocolate Beam
Gack
Buu Rocket
Super Breath
Innocence Express
Vanishing Beam
Finger Beam
Vice Shout
Planet Burst
Boomstick: Buu has many attacks, including Chocolate Beam, which turns the item into chocolate, Gack, which is a beam shot out of his fucking mouth, Buu Rocket, an attack where Buu charges straight at you, Super Breath, an attack which blows people, objects, and even attacks away. Then there's the Innocence Express, a move where he charges at you like a locomotive! Now if I saw that thing running straight at me, I'd be running away from it!
Siege25: No shit! That's what I'd do!
Boomstick: Hey, you and I have a lot in common! I think I'm gonna get along well with you!
Siege25: Same here!
Siege25 and Boomstick high-five.
Wiz: Anyways, another attack Buu has is the Vanishing Beam, which is a huge beam capable of destroying anything. Then there's the Finger Beam, an energy beam fired from the finger, the Vice Shout, a shout capable of cutting through the fabric of space itself, and the Planet Burst, an energy ball capable of destroying entire planets, hence the name.
Boomstick: And Buu has accomplished a lot of things.
Feats
Unprecedented amount of combat experience
One-shot Dabura
Ripped apart space and time
Eradicated the human race in seconds
Destroyed hundreds of planets
Defeated Gotenks, Vegeta, and Gohan
Survived a battle with Vegito
Siege25: Buu has managed to One-shot Dabura, rip apart space and time, eradicated the human race in seconds, destroyed hundreds of planets, has defeated Gotenks, Vegeta, and Gohan, and has survived a battle with Vegito!
Boomstick: Buu is fucking dangerous!
Buu: How should Buu kill you?
-Kirby-
Wiz: One thousand years ago, the Star Warriors defended the Universe from Nightmare.
Boomstick: But then they all died! *Gasp!* Or did they?
Siege25: Nope, two of them happened to survive, Meta Knight, the brave warrior who barely made it out with his life, and the cute pink puff ball known as Kirby.
Stats
Height: 8 inches
Weight: Under 1 pound
Age: Unknown; 200 years pre-maturity
Wiz: Kirby's most notable ability may be the ability to suck up other objects. But he doesn't use just that.
Abilities
Inhale
Copy Ability
Warp Star
Flight
Air Bullet
Slide Kick
Siege25: Kirby can also use the Warp Star, is capable of flying, can use an attack called Air Bullet, which Kirby exhales, sending him shooting at his opponent, and the Slide Kick, which should be self-explanatory.
Boomstick: Also, any object that Kirby sucks up becomes a part of his moveset!
Wiz: Kirby's only weakness may be his pre-maturity and lack of experience, but that doesn't make Kirby less dangerous.
Kirby: Hiiii!
-Pinkie Pie-
Boomstick: Wiz, did we seriously have to use Pinkie Pie again?
Siege25: If anything, it's my fault. I regretted putting Pinkie in this from the start, but with some persuasion, I finally broke down and said, "Ok, I'll put her in…" And honestly, this is torture for me through this whole segment.
Boomstick: Same here.
Wiz: Anyways, we know about Pinkie's back story from the eighth episode of the first season of Death Battle, in which Pinkie fought Papyrus and lost.
Stats
Height: 3'-4'
Weight: About 40 pounds
Age: Unknown
Boomstick: She still uses the crazy shit she used against Papyrus in her previous Death Battle.
Abilities
Pinkie Sense
4th wall breaking
Weapons
Party Cannon
Cupcakes?
Wiz: Nothing has changed about this pink pony.
Pinkie: Yep! I'm still the same!
Siege25 and Boomstick: GAH! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?
Pinkie: Fourth wall breaker, sillies!
Pinkie bounced out.
Siege25: I swear, if I knew Twilight wouldn't be mad at me, I'd kill Pinkie multiple times!
Boomstick: I would too! *Sigh* Well, at least this is over.
Pinkie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!
-Sakura Haruno-
Wiz: During her early childhood years, Sakura lived a pretty normal life, until she got enrolled in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Boomstick: When she entered that school, she got bullied by everyone there.
Siege25: That is until a girl named Ino Yamanaka came in and stood up for her, but they would later not become friends due to both of them having a crush on Sasuke Uchiha.
Stats
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: 100 pounds
Age: 17
Wiz: Sakura can use multiple techniques that use her chakra, which is basically the same as aura.
Abilities
Cherry Blossom Impact
Can go full Blossom
Spring Punishing Strike
Siege25: Most of Sakura's techniques are healing techniques, but she can use two powerful moves, Cherry Blossom Impact, which is a super powerful blow that gets immensely stronger if used in Full Blossom form, and Spring Punishing Strike, a move where Sakura jumps high, and then strikes the opponent really hard from above.
Boomstick: Damn, this bitch is powerful!
Sakura: I've always considered myself to be a true ninja… but those were just empty words, because Sasuke and Naruto were always in the lead! But now it's my turn to take the lead, and all of you can watch me from the background!
-Kimberly Hart-
Wiz: Kimberly was one of the five people chosen to be Power Rangers when Earth was attacked by Rita Repulsa.
Stats
Height: Unknown; Most likely 5' 7"
Weight Unknown
Age: Unknown
Boomstick: She may not have powers, but this bitch can use weapons like nobody's business!
Weapons
Blade Blaster
Power Bow
Siege25: Here two weapons are the Blade Blaster, a sidearm that's a pistol and a short sword, and her trademark Power Bow, a bow that shoots exploding arrows.
Wiz: And Kimberly has an unprecedented amount of combat experience, Kimberly is dangerous, especially at long range.
Kimberly: It's Morphin' Time! Pteradactyl!
-Amy Rose-
Wiz: Amy Rose is met Sonic the Hedgehog on Little Planet, where she was kidnapped by Dr. Eggman, or Dr. Robotnik.
Siege25: But she would eventually get rescued by Sonic, and ever since then, she claims to be Sonic's girlfriend.
Stats
Height: 3'-4'
Weight: Secret
Age: Unknown
Boomstick: She may only have her Piko Piko Hammer, but she can really use it!
Weapon
Piko Piko Hammer
Ability
Spin Dash
Siege25: And her only ability is the Spin Dash, but don't let this girl fool you, she's dangerous.
Amy: I'm not taking it easy on you!
-Death Battle-
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set!
Siege25: Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEE!
(Green Greens- Dreamland)
Majin Buu is seen walking through the area where he fought Kirby in his Death Battle.
Buu: Hmm… Why does this seem familiar to Buu?
Buu then sees Kirby.
Buu gets mad.
Buu: BUU REMEMBERS YOU! You hurt Buu before! And now, BUU WILL KILL YOU!
?: HIYA!
Buu: Huh?
Buu and Kirby turn to see a pink pony, that was Pinkie Pie.
Buu: Ooh, pretty pink horse.
Pinkie: I'm not a horse! I'm a pony!
Then Pinkie begins shaking. She then dodges a swing from a hammer. It was the Piko Piko Hammer, held by none other than Amy Rose.
Amy: Where. Is. Sonic!
Buu: Buu knows! Sonic was beaten bad by Goku!
Amy formed an angry mark on her head.
Amy: HE… WHAT!? UGH!
Amy was really mad.
Amy: I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO DIE!
Then a girl with pink hair and a red and black ninja suit walked up. She was Sakura Haruno.
Sakura: I've found you. My name is Sakura Haruno, and I have come on a mission to kill all of you, now where's the other one?
Then a girl walked up, she was wearing pink clothing and had brown hair. This was Kimberly Hart.
Kimberly: I found you. Now I can succeed in my mission.
Kimberly took out her Mega Morpher.
Kimberly: It's Morphin' Time! Pteradactyl!
(Cue Final Destination "Epic Rock" Cover by Little V Mills)
Kimberly turned into the Pink Ranger.
Buu: Buu kill you all!
Kirby readied himself.
Sakura: I must succeed in my mission!
Pinkie: Oki doki! Let's goki!
Amy: This is for Sonic!
FIGHT!
Amy hit Buu with a huge shot with her hammer.
Pinkie hit Sakura with a gift shot out of her party cannon. What's worse was, inside the gift, was a bomb, and it blew up, sending Sakura far away.
Kimberly shot Kirby with her Blade Blaster, and then sliced Kirby with it in its Short sword form.
Amy was pummeling Buu with her hammer.
Buu: Buu turn you into chocolate!
Buu shot a chocolate beam, and due to Amy's rage, she got hit and turned into chocolate.
Then, in one gulp, Buu ate Amy.
Amy K.O.'ed!
Buu then looked over at the other action.
Pinkie was busy dodging Sakura's attacks. Buu decided to take the opportunity to turn the Pink pony into chocolate.
Buu fired another Chocolate Beam.
But Pinkie dodged, causing Sakura to get turned into Chocolate.
Kirby had been blown back by Kimberly's last shot.
Kirby noticed the chocolate Sakura, so he sucked her up, gaining her powers.
Sakura K.O.'ed!
Kirby then hit Kimberly with Cherry Blossom Impact, which sent Kimberly flying back.
Pinkie was dodging all of Buu's attacks.
Buu was getting madder by the second.
Buu: STAY STILL SO BUU CAN KILL YOU!
Pinkie kept dodging.
Buu growled in anger.
Buu: Buu had enough!
Buu shot multiple shots at Pinkie.
Pinkie dodged every one of them.
Buu then decided to fire another Chocolate Beam at Pinkie.
Kimberly shot Kirby with an exploding arrow shot, and Kirby was sent flying.
Pinkie had dodged the Chocolate Beam…
…and Kirby was hit instead.
So Buu ate Kirby.
Bad idea, as Kirby sucked Buu up from the inside.
Buu K.O.'ed!
(Boomstick: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK!?)
(Siege25: Beats me. Wiz?)
(Wiz: I have no clue.)
Pinkie, Kirby, and Kimberly were the last ones left. Kirby's copy ability had wore off.
Pinkie then pulled out a cannon, and on the side, it was labeled:
Kirby Killer.
Pinkie: Bombs away!
Pinkie shot the cannon and out came Kirby's favorite cake.
Kirby immediately smiled, so he ate it.
Bad idea, as it was actually…
…a black hole bomb.
A black hole formed inside of Kirby, and Kirby got sucked up from the inside out.
Kirby K.O.'ed!
Kimberly shot her power bow at Pinkie, who dodged all the shots. Pinkie then ran to Kimberly…
…and bucked her straight in the head, breaking her skull.
Pinkie then looked around and saw she was the only one alive.
Pinkie: Aww… party's over? Oh well, I'll just go find Twilight and the others and tell them about this awesome party I had!
Pinkie then bounced away.
K.O.!
Boomstick: HOW IN THE HELL DID A PONY BEAT THESE GUYS!?
Wiz: Probably the deciding factor was Pinkie's ability to break the fourth wall, which she was able to pull out whatever she needed.
Siege25: And about the black hole thing, Kirby may have survived being blown up by a planet, but that's nothing compared to a black hole, and inside his stomach, no less.
Boomstick: This was just a piece of pie for Pinkie.
Wiz: The winner is Pinkie Pie.
Next time on Death Battle…
Two lovers…
…broken up by mind control.
The Battle of Love
Siege VS. Allison
Siege: Got an idea for a Death Battle? PM Siege25 or leave it in the reviews and he'll see what he can do!
Twilight: Thank you for reading!
Siege25: 10-4 readers! Siege out!
