A/N: Hey guys, what is up? Siege25 here with a bonus episode of Epic Raging Melee in honor of SpiritReaper42's birthday! This episode is Sadako VS. Kayako!
Disclaimer: All characters used belong to their owners.
2 Sides
Epic Battles
1 Winner
This is…
EPIC RAGING MELEE!
Siege25: Hey guys, what is up? Welcome to another episode of Epic Raging Melee! As always, I'm Siege25 alongside SpiritReaper42! And Spirit, for your birthday, we have an amazing match for you. Sadako and Kayako. I literally know nothing about these two so you will have to fill me in here on what we are looking at here.
SpiritReaper42: Thanks Siege25 and yes I will fill you in. First there's Sadako, if you have seen the movie known as The Ring or as in the original movie made in Japan Ringu, you're in for something big. As in her full name Sadako Yamamura, she was an outcast who possesses supernatural abilities that cause a number of unfortunate events for her, leading to her being thrown down and imprisoned in a well. Good job there to whoever did that because her spirit, along with the power of nensha, survived and put itself into a video tape that kills anyone who views it unless someone else watches it within seven days. Basically a never-ending curse.
Siege25: Jeez.. So where does Kayako come into play?
SpiritReaper42: Well you're gonna see how dark it gets if you would've saw The Grudge or in Japan Ju-On. Kayako Saeki and her son Toshio, including their cat Mar were killed off by husband and father Takeo, in an act of jealous rage when he found out in Kayako's diary that she was in love with another man, who was her first love, despite him having a wife and unborn child. Takeo snaped his wife's neck and stabbing her with a box cutter after viloently assualting her and injuring her by pushing her down the stairs and killed his son and the cat. Takeo also did that because he believes that Toshio was not his son after reading the diary. Apparently there's no telling on how Takeo killed his son in different ways considering how Japan or America made these films but let's not go into those kind of details. Poor kid. Takeo himself left his dead wife in the attic of their bedroom closet and left his dead son as well. Don't worry, Kayako got back at him eventually. But if you think that stops there, think again my friend. She and her son now hunts their home and whoever goes there, or comes in contact with the person entering there will be killed by Kayako or Toshio, as an onryō, meaning vengeful spirit, in many ways and no matter where you go. Also a never-ending curse. I'll tell you what kind of abilities they have and how they will appear after see how you would react to this.
Siege25: So what would happen if you went into the house Kayako haunts and at the same time watch Sadako's tape?
SpiritReaper42: For this battle we'll know for sure. *looks at viewers and winks while whispering* I'm bringing Siege25 to the Seaki home and I have the tape. *looks at Siege25* But first let's talk about appearances. For Sadako, after watching the video, you'll receive a phone call to let you know the seven days or anything in regards to it. She appears as a young woman dressed in white, whose face is concealed behind her long black hair. But one look and you see what looks like she has no eyes. As for Kayako, she appears with long dark hair covering her pale face, unsettling wide eyes, twisted movements with crunching neck bones, and a haunting death rattle, because having her neck snapped by her husband caused her throat to be curshed, and covered in blood along with her dress. Toshio will take part but he won't be around for the whole battle. He is still young with short hair, picthed black eyes, he is pale wearing only his underwear, which is the last clothing he was wearing, probably, before being killed, and makes a meowing sound.
Siege25: Ah, I see... But still, I'd like to wonder what happens when you watch the tape of Sadako inside Kayako's house.
SpiritReaper42: Slow down Siege25. I'm getting there. But after watching the video and getting the phone call, Sadako will appear and whether you look into the eyes of her or not, she will cause some heart attacks or "death by fright". But if none of those things, she can use her psychic powers, float like any ghost, and extends her hair and does anything with it to kill her victims. Kayako will crawl right up to you and cause death by touching your skin or many ways. Such as ripping off your eyes or jaw or both, or viciously and brutally assualting you to death. As far as the killings go in the Ju-On or The Grudge films, they don't show how Kayako and Toshio does the killings whenever they drag their victims to God knows where, but at least they sometime show the after effects of the very victims.
Siege25: I see... Can we get to the part on what happens when you play- *notices that Spirit is holding a tape* SpiritReaper42, what is that in your hand?
SpiritReaper42: Before I answer that. Let's just leave out a message to our fans. This episode of Epic Ranging Melee, as a bonus this will not be timed and in this scenario will be taking place at the Saeki house along with watching the tape inside. And for this scenario me and Siege25 will be taking part in this. What he himself doesn't know, we're already at the front of the house.
Siege25: What the-?
Siege25 saw the house.
Siege25: You planned this!? That tape is the tape of Sadako!? Damnit... Why do I always get dragged into stuff like this?
SpiritReaper42: Look if it makes you feel a bit better, I dragged Delirious and CaRtOoNz so they'll die first before the battle begins. But let's make a bet just in case. Double or nothing fifty bucks. If no result has happen and the video and house is fake, you win and we'll have to make up our own scenario.
H20 Delirious: What's up everybody?! H20 Delirious and we are so fucking pumped to be part of this episode! How are guys?!
CaRtOoNz: Oh I'm definitely good Delirious! We're about to get scared the shit out of us!
SpiritReaper42: *goes inside with Siege, Delirious and CaRtOoNz as he puts the tape in the TV* So without any objections and further delayed, who will win this ghostly fight? The cursed house or the cursed tape? Will Sadako be the superior spirit or will Kayako continue with her death rattle
Siege25: Bet on. Let's do this. *puts on shades* Deal with it! *takes off shades* Oh hey, a nice couch to sit on.
CaRtOoNz: *sits down* Hell yeah it is!
H20 Delirious: This will be so awesome!
SpiritReaper42: It's time for an EPIC RAGING MELEE! *sits and pushes play as the video goes on* Alright this is interesting.
Siege25 notices that it was 10 minutes and nothing happened.
Siege25: It seems that nothing is-
Siege25 hears his phone ring. He answers it.
Siege25: Hello?
SpiritReaper42: Oh no... Siege25 turn your phone around!
H20 Delirious: I was gonna say that this is bullshit but now we're fucking dead!
CaRtOoNz: This is just like those damn movies!
Siege25 turns his phone around.
Siege25: Well how can I listen to this phone call?
Sadako: *makes a high-pitched sound through*
SpiritReaper42: Now you know.
Everyone hears a meow and looks and sees Toshio just siting there making them back up.
H20 Delirious: HOLY SHIT! IT'S THAT KID!
SpiritReaper42: It's Toshio!
CaRtOoNz: God dammit why did we agree to take part of this shit?!
Siege25: Uh, guys!? Look at the TV!
Sadako begins crawling out of it.
Siege25: Didn't you say it was seven days before she did that, SpiritReaper42!? And where is Kayako!?
SpiritReaper42: *looks at the tv* Hey the films pretty much show that not everyone dies on the seventh day!
H20 Delirious: I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Delirious tries to run out but Sadako extends her hair and catches both Delirious and Toshio before dragging them in the tv.
H20 Delirious: HELP ME! *gets sucking in with Toshio*
CaRtOoNz: *laughs* I might as well die happy seeing this happen to Delirious.
Spirit hears the croaking sound.
SpiritReaper42: Well at least we know where Kayako is.
Kayako crawls down the stairs with her usual death rattle and quickly catches CaRtOoNz before dragging him.
CaRtOoNz: Oh shit! No!
CaRtOoNz screamed as Kayako drags him away and disappears before slowly coming back.
Siege25: What the hell did we get ourselves into!?
Sadako then crawls out of the TV and spots Kayako.
Siege25: Are they gonna fight now!?
SpiritReaper42: Yeah but we need to make sure they're not looking at us! So let's just back away just as much and cue the announcer!
(How can I live by III Nino)
USFIV Announcer: ARE YOU READY? FIGHT!
Sadako was slowly walking towards Kayako as her hair began to extend.
Kayako quickly tackles her foe and drags her away leaving the room silent.
SpiritReaper42 was now confused by this.
SpiritReaper42: Was that it?
SpiritReaper42 and Siege25 sees Kayako crawling back while struggling to escape from Sadako's hair.
Sadako herself had stabbed her opponent's right eye with her hair while tilting her head before turning to the hosts.
SpiritReaper42: Never mind. Don't look at her eyes.
SpiritReaper42 had covered his eyes.
Siege25 covered his eyes too.
Sadako turns back to her new enemy as she used her her hair to stab her other eye making her disappear before turning to the hosts and slowly walks towards them.
SpiritReaper42: Wait! We know what you want! Here's the tape!
SpiritReaper42 threw the tape next to Sadako not long before Kayako came back and crushed the tape before turning to Sadako.
Sadako used her power to throw Kayako through a wall before walking towards her.
SpiritReaper42: It was worth a try...
Siege25: No kidding, let's get out of here while we can!
SpiritReaper42: Yeah but we can't miss this fight! We need to know a winner so we can explain the factor at least!
Kayako threw her enemy through a wall right past the hosts as she crawled slowly to her with her rattle getting loud.
Siege25: Now what the hell do we do!?
SpiritReaper42: Just keep watching!
SpiritReaper42 went to the window and looked through as Sadako and Kayako were now in the back being close to the well.
SpiritReaper42: It is a small world after all.
Sadako used her hair and wrapped it around her challenger along with throwing her around to the side off the well.
Kayako got back up unfazed by the attack and quickly tackles her opponent and preceded to viciously assaulted her with the ammount of force she used to her other victims.
The girl from the cursed tape through her foe off also unfazed by the attack and began using her hair to rip off every part of her body.
Siege25: My God, this is brutal!
However, it seems that Sadako and Kayako lost interest in each other and looked at SpiritReaper42 and Siege25.
Siege25: Umm? Spirit? Why are they looking at us like that?
Siege25 then saw hair be lashed at him as he barely dodged.
Siege25: SHIT! THEY LOST INTEREST IN FIGHTING EACH OTHER, NOW THEY'RE AFTER US!
SpiritReaper42: I got an idea!
SpiritReaper42 smirks as he looks at Kayako.
SpiritReaper42: Hey Kayako, you do realize that Sadako did kill your son and dragged him in the tv, right?!
SpiritReaper42 looks at Sadako just as Kayako now turns her attention to her.
SpiritReaper42: And let's not forget that Kayako broke your tape, meaning that you'll never be around enough to kill your victims!
Sadako now turns her attention to Kayako as the both attacked each other with their powers.
Sadako threw Kayako right at the side of the well while walking towards her.
Kayako got up and grabs Sadako before losing balance as they both fell in the well, leaving both Siege25 and SpiritReaper42 confused as half an hour passed.
SpiritReaper42: Uh... Siege25... What just happen?
Siege25: I think they both fell in the- Uhh...
Kayako and Sadako then both rose through the ground in front of Siege25 and SpiritReaper42.
Siege25: Uh-oh... Spirit, your plan worked for a little bit, but it's not working anymore! Should we run yet?
SpiritReaper42: You hide! I'll distract them!
SpiritReaper42 had run out as he saw both Sadako and Kayako on both sides and manage to get them to go into the wall.
He then had the lid on the top and had placed in some seals to keep them in before sighing in relief and heads back inside.
SpiritReaper42: Okay Siege you can come out. Now it's over for sure. Let's talk about the deciding factor before we get out of here.
SpiritReaper42 sat on the couch while writing down some warning signs.
Siege25: Thank God. Umm... But there was no K.O...
SpiritReaper42: True but the one factor is the same word I said, never-ending. By the time we're gone, they'll just keep fighting each other since Toshio is now gone and the tape is broken their would go on til somebody probably comes here or watch another copy of the tape. This match is a Draw.
SpiritReaper42: Well Siege. I owe you an apology for bring you in the mix. But look at the bright side. At least CaRtOoNz and Delirious were the first to die off. That's why I brought them here. But they'll be back anyway.
Siege25: So... Who's gonna control Sadako and Kayako?
SpiritReaper42: I know a guy but I'm gonna owe him some money.
SpiritReaper42 grabs his phone and dialed just as he and Siege25 heard the familiar meow.
SpiritReaper42: Don't tell me...
SpiritReaper42 turns to see Toshio and hears a the death rattle. Knowing what's gonna go down, he runs out and closes the door and had it stuck leaving Siege alone with Toshio and Kayako just as she crawled out of the closet.
SpiritReaper42: Sorry Siege! But you're on your own!
SpiritReaper42 turns and sees Sadako without even having a chance to leave.
Siege25: SON OF A GUN! SPIRIT, YOU ASS! GOD DAMNIT!
Siege25 runs for the door, but Toshio meets him there. He turns around as Kayako approaches him.
Siege25: God, please, God, please, God, please let me live...
SpiritReaper42 was holding onto something as Sadako had her hair around him. He then looked at the viewers with a nervous smile.
SpiritReaper42: This episode is based off of two things. The original episode of the Red vs Blue/Death Battle Meta vs Carolina made by Screwattack and Rooster Teeth! Whoa! The new movie made from Japan of the very icons called Sadako vs Kayako! You should go see it! It's a very good movie!
Sadako managed to had SpiritReaper42 let go and drags him to the tv while he was trying to grab onto something.
SpiritReaper42: And don't worry! I manage to call out a guy we all know! Hopefully he'll be on time or we'll go beat him for being to late! If we ever come back! We'll see you later on the next time of- OH MY GOD!
Sadako had succeeded in bring SpiritReaper42 inside the tv as she went back and tv itself went off.
Siege25 was being dragged away by Kayako.
Siege25: EPIC RAGING MELEE! I'm so dead...
Kayako drags Siege25 in the attic and the whole house was quiet until the door broke down, which it reveals a familiar red and black spandex mercenary that never shuts up appears, holding his favorite guns and swords and eating a chimichanga.
Deadpool: *looks at the viewers* It's time to party! DEADPOOL IS HERE BITCHES!
Siege25: Happy Birthday to SpiritReaper42! 10-4 readers! Siege out!
