It was the next morning, and I was the first one awake. I went to the kitchen so I could make breakfast, I ended up finding some eggs to go with a bit of thinly sliced meat that could be mistaken for bacon.
"GΩΩD MΩRΠIΠG ΠΣШ ҒRIΣΠD SΔβLΣ. "papyrus said in a stage whisper, as he sat at the table, with Aliza joining us shortly after, giving me a hug before she sat next to papyrus. I was flipping the meat over when I started to gag a bit.
"ΔRΣ ΨΩU ҒΣΣLIΠG ШΣLL? "papyrus asked as I waved my hand towards him.
"yeah I think I just got something in my nose. "I replied with a slight blush as sans enters the kitchen, laughing at my pun.
"ΨΩU DΩΠ'T HΔΣ Δ ΠΩSΣ. "papyrus said as I started to plate the food.
"soups on. "I said as I handed them each a plate that had three eggs and half a pound of meat on it.
"ar are y you go going to kill again, to today? "Aliza asked with a slight tremble in her voice.
"yes, not only for the fact that we'd be helping the other monsters, but those humans, won't hesitate to kill. "I replied as we are the rest of the meal in silence, when papyrus' eyes lit up.
"βRΩTHΣR, ΩUR ΠΣШ ҒRIΣΠD ШILL ΠΣΣD Δ CΩDΣ ΠΔMΣ. "he said
"I all ready have two, you guys can pick which one you want to call me. They're raven and genocide. "I replied
"ШΣLL I THΣ GRΣΔT PΔPΨRUS ΔM ҜΠΩШΠ ΔS CRΩΩҜS, ШHILΣ MΨ LΔZΨ βRΩTHΣR IS CΔLLΣD ΔXΣ. SΩ CΩΠSIDΣRIΠG ΩUR CΩDΣ ΠΔMΣS, ΨΩU SHΔLL βΣ CΔLLΣD GΣΠΩCIDΣ. "crooks said with a huge smile on his face.
"OK. Then crooks would you mind watching Aliza. Not that I don't think you're a good hunter but with her being... "I started to say as crooks waved his hand dismissively at me before he replied with, "ΩҒ CΩURSΣ ΩΠLΨ THΣ βΣST HUΠTΣR SHΩULD STΔΨ ΔΠD PRΩTΣCT ΩUR ΠΣШ HUMΔΠ ҒRIΣΠD. "
With that settled I pocked up the now empty dishes, and put them in the sink while axe slinked upstairs to get something.
"we'll be back soon bro. "axe said to crooks while I got down to Aliza's level.
"now Aliza unless this house blows up, or a hydra agent shows up, you are not to leave this house. "I sternly told her before I left the house with axe.
It took us till mid morning to find any signs of a hydra agent.
"how are we going to get em out in tha open? "he asked
"well we need to see where this one is hiding first. "I said as we followed the trail of footprints that went off the beaten path. We need up finding five hydra agents huddled in a clearing, while axe and I hid behind some trees.
(σк ι тнιик ωнαт ωє should dσ ιѕ, ι'ℓℓ scαяє тнєм cαυѕιиg тнєм тσ яυи towardѕ уσυ. )I signed to him.
(ғιne wιтн мe aѕ long aѕ ι geт тo нave ѕoмe ғυn. )he signed back as I nodded in agreement.
We teleported at the same time, causing a similar displacement of air that would make sure the agents didn't know where we were. I got behind them hidden in the shadow my eyes shut, as I pulled out my phone and brought up hide and seek instrumental from my play list, with a few taps on my phone I was able to get the sound to be reverberated throughout the clearing, giving it a haunting like sound.
"ding dong
I know you can here me
Open up the door
I only want to play a little. " I started sounding like the Grady twins from the shinning, I threw my voice so the agents were stuck looking around trying to pinpoint where the sound was coming from.
"ding dong
You can't keep me waiting
It's already to late
For you to try to run away
I see you through the window
Our eyes are locked together"I sang as I opened my eyes, allowing the agents to only see a pair of fiery red eyes.
"I can sense your horror
Though I'd like to see it closer. " my carmine eyes bore into one of the agents souls as I stepped out of the shadows, my movements choppy in a zombie like movment, forcing the agents to run in fear.
"ding dong
Here I come to find you
Hurry up and run
Let's play a little game and have fun. "I said as I kept the choppy motion before teleporting behind a thick tree using it to quickly turn me around as I swiped at one of the agents.
"ding dong
Where is it you've gone to
Do you think you've won
Our game of hide and seek has just begun.
"I hear your foot steps
Thumping loudly through the hallways
I can her your sharp breaths
You're not very good at hiding. "I stood in the middle of the clearing my head titled to the side so I could hear their heartbeats.
At the same time axe had picked up the chase moving them towards his sentry station.
"just wait, you can't hide from me
(ι'м coмιng)
Just wait, you can't hide from me
(ι'м coмιng)
Just wait, you can't hide from me
(ι'м coмιng)
Just wait, you can't hide from me. "axe and I sang as we teleported in the woods forcing the agents into the clearing I met axe and crooks in.
"knock knock
I am at your door now
I am coming in
No need for me to asked permision
Knock knok
I'm in side your room now
Where is it you've hid
Our game of his and seeks
About to end
I'm coming closer
Looking underneath your bed. " I knocked my hand on the top of the sentry stations counter before looking under it, before I saw two of their souls, pulsing quickly from fear.
"but you're not there I wonder
Could you be inside the closet. "with a flick of my wrist I turned their souls blue then threw them at the others who were running.
"ding dong
I have found you
Ding dong
You were hiding here
Now you're it
Ding dong
Finally found you dear
Now your it
Ding dong
Looks like I have won
Now you're it
Ding dong
Pay the consequence. "I finished the song quickly running up to one of the agents before grabbing him by the throat. Axe had slammed his executioner's axe into a few of the agents chest as I snapped the neck of the one in my hand. We watched as the last one ran off trying to get help. I summoned a bone with a sharp end between my middle and index phalanges. I took aim closing my right eye, and taking a deep breath as I held it right before I threw it. We watched as it flew true and imbedded itself right in the middle of the agents back.
We dragged two of the bodies back into town leaving one at the inn, and the other in front of a few houses, before going back to the rest of the bodies and bringing them back to the house. We walked into the living room to see Aliza solving puzzles with crooks.
"have a good time guys? "I asked on my way to the kitchen.
"ΨΣS THΣ SMΔLL HUMΔΠ IS VΣRΨ ΔDΣPT ΔT PUZZLΣS. "crooks said as Aliza started to jump up and down.
"we also made spaghetti. "she said with a happy tone.
"awesome that's one of my favorite dishes. "I replied as axe and I started to skin and cut up the bodies, giving one to grillby, while the other two went to the freezer at the house.
"axe I think it would be better if we spread the other bodies that we find underground. "I suggested as crooks plated the spaghetti.
"why? "axe asked
"try if we don't we run the chance of undick finding out about both Aliza and me. "I replied
"I'll think about it. Oh and I figured out tha price fer tha humans safe passage. "he said with a smirk
"and just what would that be? "I inquired
"when you leave take papyrus with you. I want you're promise that you'll keep him safe. "axe said his remaining eye light gone.
"sans I give you my word as both a judge and an avenger, that should anything happen to you, I will take care of papyrus. "I said as I looked a bit of magic into my left hand, as sans did the same, before we shook hands making a soul pact.
I knew that something might be wrong with me when after dinner I had to run straight to the bathroom. Crooks lightly knocked on the bathroom door before he came into see me leaning over the toilet dry heaving as he crawled over to me.
"SΔβLΣ ΔRΣ ΨΩU ҒΣΣLIΠG ΔLRIGHT? "crooks asked as he rubbed my back.
"yeah I'm OK, I I think I just ate a bit to fast. "I said as wiped the bile from my face.
"HMMM IҒ ΨΩU SΔΨ SΩ. "he said with a I don't believe you tone, as I walked out of bathroom only to have crooks pick me up and carry me to the couch. Where Aliza cuddled next to me as she fell asleep. I started to doze as my last thought of the day was, ωнαт ιѕ нαρρєиιиg тσ мє?
