The following week was hard on me, between wondering if killer passed my message on to red, crooks hovering around me to give the babies some of his magic, and not receiving any updates on getting us home, I hardly slept at night.
"mom? "Aliza softly asked as she came into the living room, to see me trying to keep awake.
"yes, baby bones? "I replied
"did you sleep at all last night? " she asked as crooks walked into the living room and sat with us on the couch.
"a little. I know you two are worried about it, I'm trying my best. "I said as my shoulders started to shake.
"we know you are sister, don't we Aliza? "crooks said as he held me in a hug, Aliza nodding before joining our hug. I was about to thank them, when my phone rang. I almost caused all three of us to fall off the couch as I tried to get my phone. When I finally got it out I saw it was alphys who was calling.
"hey alphys. " I answered as Aliza went to the kitchen to make some coffee for me.
"hello sable, Dr gaster asked me to call you. He and the others have finished the machine, they only need the coordinates so they can locate the au easier. "she said as a wave of relief came over me.
"sure just give me a second to look them up. "I said as I pulled up the GPS app on my phone.
"OK the coordinates are, N 44 59' 33. 501" by W 71 32' 28. 099". "I stated
". 099"... OK got it, we'll see you soon... Oh! Was there anything you wanted... You k know cravings? "she said
"um... Heh heh, if you could get me some coffee with milk, and a bit of red's mustard... "I said my face turning blue with embarrassment.
"s su sure. "she said with a bit of shock in her voice.
"thanks alphys, you're the best. "I chirped causing her to giggle.
"hehehehe. OK see you soon sable. "she said as we hung up, while Aliza placed my cup of coffee on the table.
"OK gang, I need you two to pack your stuff up, in the Duffles I had you buy. "I said while we stood up from the couch, Aliza and crooks went to their rooms, while I placed my knitting into my duffle on my way to the kitchen, so I could make a bacon and leek quiche.
I placed my phone on the table as I put on ac/dc's big balls, to listen while I cooked.
"Well I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all" bon Scott's smooth voice sang as I finished up the crust, wrapping it in saran wrap, before putting it in the refrigerator. I had just set the oven for 375, when Aliza came into the kitchen.
"I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)" I started to dance as she giggled to the lyrics.
"And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)"Aliza and I sang as I turned the burner off while we danced to the song.
"(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers)
(Bollocks Knackers ...)" we finished our dance posing for the last note.
"what are you making mom? "she asked as I finished cooking the bacon, before pulling it off the stove with a pair of magic hands, while another set added the leeks and a pinch of thyme, as I mixed some eggs and heavy cream.
"breakfast. "I said slyly as I grabbed the crust, and placed it into a pie tin, spreading the bacon and leeks along the bottom, followed by pouring the egg mixture on top.
"but what's for breakfast? " she asked with a petulant tone.
"you'll see, patience is a virtue, one I have yet to learn, but a virtue none the less. "I replied as I ruffled her hair, before grabbing my coffee and heading out to the living room. Crooks came out of his room, his duffle over his left shoulder.
"I THΣ GRΣΔT PΔPΨRUS ΔM ΔLL PΔCҜΣD. "he said as he sat next to me on the couch.
"good job bro. I've got breakfast in the oven. " I said as his right hand started to glow orange, before placing it on my stomach, to give the babies some magic.
"ΠΩШ THΣΨ HavΣ HΔD THΣIR βRΣΔҜҒΔST. ΠΨΣH HΣH HΣH. " he said a soft smile on his face.
"you're so cool bro. "I said
A few minutes later the timer for the quiche went off. "looks like breakfast is ready. "I said as we walked into the kitchen. The look that I knew crooks would have, would be worth all the work. His brow bones was scrunched together as he tried to figure out what kind of pie I made.
"I DΩΠ'T THIΠҜ PIΣ, IS Δ vΣRΨ GΩΩD βRΣΔҜҒΔST ҒΩΩD? " he said as I held my laughter at bay.
"it's called a quiche, bro. You make it with eggs instead of fruit. "I explained
"ΠΨΣHΣΣΣΣΣ! SΔβLΣ DΩΠ'T TΣLL MΣ THΔT ΨΩU ΔLSΩ MΔҜΣ ΣGG PIΣ. "pap's said as he and sans walked into the kitchen.
I turned to see my brothers, each with a huge grin on their faces.
"well ain't you two a sight for sore eye sockets. " I said as pap's took three steps towards me wrapping me in a tight hug.
"SISTΣR I THΣ GRΣΔT PΔPΨRUS ΔM SΩ HΔPPΨ TΩ SΣΣ ΨΩU ΔGΔIΠ. "pap's yelled as crooks got a slight crestfallen look on his face.
"pap's. Pap's! I'm happy to see you too, but I don't think the babies like being squished into my spine. "I rasped out as he quickly put me on my feet.
"I THΣ GRΣΔT PΔPΨRUS ΔM SΩ SΩ SΩRRΨ LITTLΣ ΠIββLIΠGS. "he said said as the two souls gave a pulse of forgiveness.
"it's all good pap's see they already forgive their uncle. "I said as sans walked over to crooks.
"yer crooks right? "he asked
"ΨΣS? "crooks replied
"just wanted to say welcome to the family, and thanks fer looking out fer sable. "sans said as he shook crooks hand.
"ΨΩU ΔRΣ QUITΣ ШΣLCΩMΣ, IT ШΔS THΣ LΣΔST I CΩULD DΩ. "crooks replied as pap's walked over to crooks.
"ΠΩШ I HavΣ MΨ ΩШΠ TШIΠ. "pap's said as he and crooks hugged each other, while sans Aliza and I watched.
"as cute as this is, how about we eat before the heh heh heh, egg pie gets cold. "I said as sans cut the quiche and Aliza plated.
As we were eating I noticed sans kept looking at my coffee. "did you want a cup sans? " I asked
"sure just hold the mustard. "he said breaking out into laughter as the back of my clavicle vertebrae turned blue, as I poured his coffee pulling out the ketchup and some creamer, a devious smirk on my face, as I added the ketchup and creamer.
"here you go. "I said as I handed him his coffee.
"mmmmm, tastes good. "he said after he took a sip.
"glad to know you prefer your coffee the way I take my tea, with ketchup and creamer. "I said as sans face turned blue from embarrassment, as the rest of us laughed.
After breakfast was over and crooks and pap's did the dishes, we stood in the living room.
"you guys ready to get home? "sans asked
"yep so how we getting back, clicking our heels together, and saying there's no place like home. "I said as crooks, pap's, and sans gave me confused looks.
"SΔβLΣ DID ΨΩU HIT ΨΩUR HΣΔD evΣΠ ΨΩUR ΔΠD SΔΠS SHΩRTCUTS MΔҜΣ βΣTTΣR SΣΠSΣ. "pap's said as he put his hands on his hips.
"OK that's it sometime soon, we're watching the wizard of oz. "I said
"anyway to answer your question, dad and tony made this watch so we could navigate the void, so when you're ready. "sans said as we grabbed our Duffles, only for pap's to grab mine.
"let's go. "I said as we all stood in a circle, while sans tapped the watch he had on his right wrist, causing a black dot of goo, to appear on the floor in the middle of our circle. We watched as the blot grow to the size of a kiddie pool, before growing to cover the whole floor.
"alright everybody hold hands we're going in. "sans said as he held one of mine, while I held one of Aliza's who held one of pap's, who held one of crooks, who held sans other hand, who pressed the watch one last time, before grabbing crooks hand.
The floor of blackness started to ripple, as little black ink drops started to rise and fall from it, each blot going higher than the last. Before a wall of solid black rose before covering us in a bubble. One minute we were in horrortale the next minute which felt like an eternity in the void, we were standing in starks lab, with blue, stretch, black, mutt, fell, alphys, tony and gaster all looking at us.
"sable. I am so glad to see you. "gaster said as he quickly hugged me, tears falling onto my shoulder.
"I missed you too, dad. "I said as tears appeared in the corner of my eyes.
I felt Aliza tug my left arm, "yes baby bones? "I asked as every one looked at us.
"is he my grandpa, and does that make them my uncles, mom? "she asked in a timid voice as every one let out a gasp.
"mom? Little miss. "mutt asked as alphys was trying to hold back her squeal of excitement.
"I took care of her underground, and she told me I was better than her mom, who let her climb mt ebbot with no shoes, so I became her mom. "I explained as the judges and my eyes disappeared at the mention of her climbing the mountain.
"HΣLLΩ ΠΣШ ΠIΣCΣ. "pap's said as he picked Aliza up swinging her from side to side, while the rest of us laughed.
"as touching as this reunion is. I need sable, crooks, and... Uh? "tony said as he trailed off at Aliza's make.
"Aliza. "she replied.
"Aliza right. And Aliza to go to the infirmary wing. " tony continued.
"ШHΨ? "blue asked a worried look on his face.
"mainly to make sure that all of us are OK, and more likely to see how far along I am. "I said to blue who was shifting his feet, before running up to hug me.
"well as long as you guys are safe. "stretch said as he gave me a one armed hug followed by everyone, except fell, and black joining in.
"RavΣΠ?! ΨΩU ΔRΣ ΠΩT ΔLLΩШΣD TΩ DΩ ΔΠΨTHIΠG SΩ RΣCҜLΣSS evΣR ΔGΔIΠ! "black shrieked
"don't worry milord. I have to much to protect now to be reckless. "I replied as I pulled black into a one armed hug, turning his skull, an article blue.
"I THΣ TΣRRIβLΣ PΔPΨRUS SHΔLL ΣSCΩRT ΨΩU THRΣΣ TΩ THΣ IΠҒIRMΔRΨ ШIΠG. "fell said in his own concerned way, as he lead us to the infirmary.
