Date: 9/10

I was walking to school, thinking about the incident that happened yesterday.

I sighed. Yesterday, after calming Creek down, I put on my headphones and listened to my music playlist on shuffle.

The song that came up was 'Little Lion Man' by Mumford & Sons.

It was very accurate for my state of mind because I thought the whole incident was my fault.

As soon as Creek heard the chorus (I don't know how she must have super hearing or something), she smacked me on the back of my head and told me that it wasn't my fault.

I snap back to reality when I saw Creek came running from the direction of the school, laughing like a psychopath. That is never a good sign.

Oh, right. I should probably tell you all the 'roles' of all the students here. (At least, the ones I know of...)

I'm the nerd of the school but unlike the stereotypical nerd, I don't get bullied. If I did, Creek, my internet friends, my cousin, and my dad will probably murder them. Oh, by the way, my dad's a lawyer and Cartman's a chemist.

I already told you Bunny's role. But I didn't tell you about her parents. Dr. McCormick is the local doctor after the last one finally got fired and his husband Leo is a baker.

I also told you that the Tyde twins are also the richest kids in South Park but they are more than just that. Tyde A aka Tyler is the quote-unquote football star (By football, I mean the American football...). Tyde B aka Max is the official/unofficial manager of the football team. The twins' parents Token and Clyde are an accountant and a writer respectively.

I seriously recommend Clyde Black's books, they're awesome!

Fiona "Scottie" Malkinson is the child of Scott Malkinson and his wife Annie who was one of Butters' Bottom Bitches from the Peppermint Hippo. Her mom is a marine who's overseas at the moment and her dad's a police officer in Denver. The DPD call him Captain Diabetes as a joke. Dad said he actually was Captain Diabetes when they were kids.

Tobias "Jim-Tim" Valmer is technically an internet friend but is the only one to live in South Park. He's homeschooled because his parents are both crippled in some way and he has scoliosis. His dad is a comedian and his other dad works at home.

Conner "Fike" Broflovski is my cousin and one of the resident goth kids. He's a 3rd grader. Uncle Ike is a full-time hockey player and Uncle Firkle is the manager of the Hot Topic here in South Park. Fike and I get discounts just for being related to him.

Riley "Staley" Marsh-Allister (he uses his mom's last name more) is also a goth kid. Well, more like a pastel goth. His dad is in rehab for alcohol abuse while his mom works at Freeman's Tacos and is a freelance therapist. Mr. Allister says that working at Freeman's Tacos pays really well. Staley is also in the 3rd grade.

Alice "Bendy" Stevens is the queen bee of the school. Ms. Stevens is a teacher at South Park Kindergarten and her ex-wife Wendy is a female rights activist. (By the way, I kinda have a crush on Bendy even though she has a new boyfriend every week..)

Her younger stepsister Kora "Becole" Daniels is the student council president. By the way, Ms. Stevens married Ms. Daniels. Ms. Daniels is also a teacher but she teaches at the preschool.

Phillip "Dip" Thorn is the edge lord of the school. His parents are the king and queen of Hell. I can say that he is an edgy asshole but he can be nice to a few people. I just so happen to be one of the people that he's nice too.

Bonnie "Wendi" Testaburger is the other stepsister of Bendy and she's also a popular girl. They get along really well for step-siblings. Her mother Heidi is a nutritionist. I also happen to dislike her. Why? Because she bullied Fike for 2 months.

Lilith "Revin" Stoley doesn't go to South Park Elementary. She actually goes to South Park Preschool. I don't really know her too well but I know that she's Creek's cousin, her mother works as a makeup artist and her father works at NASA.

Creek is the prankster of the school. I'm not kidding, she is the prankster.

One time, she put a shark in the school's swimming pool. No one really knows how she turned our chlorine-filled swimming pool into a saltwater pool but it was the best goddamn thing that everyone had seen.

Another time, she put bees in my mailbox. She didn't know that I was (and still am...) allergic to bees at the time. That day I ended up in the hospital. Dad was really worried that day. I felt seriously bad for worrying him.

Creek also put cocaine all over the cafeteria floor; everyone (except for Jim-Tim and I cause we were homeschooled) got so high, put a cow in Principal PC's office, put bees on Mr. Mackey's tie while he was asleep, and she did even more than that.

Just then, I heard an explosion from the cafeteria.

I heard Creek from right next to me shout, "MY PRANK!"

I looked in the direction of the noise and saw...

Bunny? Yep, I wasn't delusional. I saw Bunny McCormick with an exploded pie in her hands.

Oh dear, this is going to be ugly.