[LUNCH TIME]

Creek had been avoiding Bunny all day.

Why? Because Bunny accidentally set off Creek's prank for the alumni meeting that's in 3 days.

I sighed. Creek is pretty laid back but when you mess with her pranks, she becomes extremely petty.

As I was thinking about that, I heard someone calling my name.

I turned around and I saw Bunny.

"You're Creek's friend, Crenny right?", she asked, shyly.

"Yeah, that's me. Why do you ask, Bunny?"

"I need some...help with something."

"What do you need help with?"

She blushed. I waited for her to tell me what she needed help with patiently even though I had a feeling that I already know what she wanted to ask me.

Finally, she said, "IwantCreektonoticeme!"

If I were a dumb person I would've asked her what she just said. Luckily, I am not.

"Well, if you wanted Creek to notice you before, she won't now."

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, Creek kinda hates you because you set off her prank."

She looked panicked.

"Oh no! What do I do?!"

I thought about it for a while.

Do I play matchmaker or should I I just leave it alone?

It was pretty obvious that Bunny and Creek like each other.

Bunny made it pretty obvious by staring at Creek almost every day and looking away when I tell Creek that someone is looking at her. (I'm pretty sure I saw a blush.)

Creek might've been a lot trickier if we weren't friends. She's a twitchy monotone asshole but she has emotions too as nonexistent as they are.

I decided to play matchmaker because I was tired of them silently pining for each other.

"Do the one thing no one has managed to do to Creek."

I know that Bunny's smart enough to figure out what I was talking about.

"Are you suggesting that I prank Creek?", she asked in surprise.

No one has ever tried to prank Creek successfully. The last time someone tried to prank her, they ended up in the hospital.

"Yeah, that's what I'm suggesting.", I replied.

"I don't want Creek to get hurt or for her to hate me..."

"If you're that worried about it, just do something that won't harm her and she'll probably be too busy laughing to really hate you."

"I guess so...", she said.

She looked deep in thought for a moment and then asked, "How about I put toothpaste on PC Principal's chair?"

I didn't even think about my answer.

"Creek already did that."

"What?! Then what about I, uh, could, put weed in the vents?"

"Creek did that a week after the cocaine floor prank."

"How about I put doves into someone's locker?"

"Creek did that to Tyde A after he accidentally threw a football at my head."

That is how our brainstorming session went, Bunny suggesting pranks that she could do and me shutting them down because Creek already did them.

After a while, Bunny asked me, "All the pranks I suggested have already been done! What do I do now, Crenny?!"

"That's simple.", I replied. "Do the other thing that no one has managed to do."

Bunny looked shocked.

"You want to mess with her coffee?!"

No one messed with Creek's coffee. The first and last time that someone did, he moved all the way to North Park. (No one really wants to know what Creek did to that guy exactly but it's probably extremely traumatizing.)

"Yeah, pretty much.", I replied.

Bunny was silent. She was also bumping her knuckles together. (I'm pretty sure that's a nervous habit she got from Mr. Leo.)

I carefully asked her, "How about putting something harmless in her coffee?"

She thought about my suggestion for a while until she said to me, "My dad has laughing powder."

I knew which one of her dads has laughing powder...

Dr. McCormick.