Date: 9/13

Today is the day of the alumni meeting.

Needless to say, I'm nervous.

Why? Because Creek asked me to bring an umbrella.

Oh dear, this prank might just be Creek's worse. There is no way she could top this. Though knowing Creek, she'll try.

Good news is that Creek asked me to play superheroes with everyone tomorrow.

I said yes because I had the BEST idea. Then I went and asked Dip to play. He was going to say no because he's the prince of Hell and he was above this tomfoolery until I told him that he could be a villain. He did tell me that he would be in Hell helping his grandfather Satan tonight so he (his words) couldn't come to the poor excuse of trying to establish authority.

After that, I asked Becole to play but she said that she had student council work to do so she couldn't play. I'm pretty sure that she would be at home all night.

Scottie agreed to play before I could even ask but she told me that she won't be at the alumni meeting because she was going to Skype with her mother until her she had to go to bed.

[NIGHT TIME]

I brought an umbrella and told dad to as well, and we didn't tell Cartman. We were seated in the gym, all of South Park was in the gym.

I looked up to see Creek, Bunny, and Tyde A were looking down and smiling at the horrors they were going to release.

Oh no.

Soon Principal PC started his speech, and I saw Creek light the final match, the one that will damn South Park for a while.

Goddamnit Creek.

As Principal PC finishes it, the fire alarm goes off, my dad and I opened up our umbrellas, and a bad smell and a green liquid came pouring down onto everyone.

I look up at Creek with my most deadpan expression I can manage and look at the people around me.

I saw some of the parents there with umbrellas. (I guess the kids up there told their parents to bring an umbrella. I think I also saw Tyde B with his parents too.)

I know Uncle Firkle didn't come to the meeting. He said it was too conformist and left it at that.

Uncle Ike had a hockey match so he couldn't come.

Ms. Stevens and Ms. Daniels didn't come because they were on a date.

Mr. Allister couldn't come because Staley got sick but I heard Staley ask Creek to give him the details of the prank tomorrow.

On the other hand, some people got soaked. Bendy, Wendi, Ms. and Ms. Testaburger, Cartman, Kyman and...

Mr. and Mr. Tweak.

Then a thought came to me, what if Mr. and Mr. Tweak were Creek's parents? That would explain why they remind me of Creek so much but I couldn't ask Creek if this was true because every time she sees them, she would go hide somewhere to avoid them.

I could go ask Mr. Allister though...

Yeah, I'll do it right now!

While the people upstairs were busy high-fiving each other and the adults looking around for Creek, I sneak out of the meeting.