At 2 pm I called into shawarma palace to place our order.

"good afternoon, shawarma Palace, delivery or take out!"The waitress who answered the phone asked.

"hello, it will be for take out. "I replied

"what is the name, that the order will be under?"she asked

"it will be under serif. "I replied as she started to spell it to make sure she got it right.

"r-i-f, OK then... Wait serif as in raven serif one of the Avengers?"she asked in shock

"yep, the one and only. "I replied as I waited for her to calm down.

"OK... Um... What will your order be?"she asked her voice still shaking from excitement.

"Tish order may be a bit complicated, so I'm going to go by category on your menu. Is that OK?"I stated as Ed walked into the kitchen on our floor.

"yeah, sure we can do it that way. "she replied

"alright, let's start with the appetizers then. I'll have 5 orders of the baba ghanoush. 5 orders of tabouli. 5 falafel, 5 of the labneh, and 5 orders of the stuffed grape leaves. "I said as I paused waiting for her to catch up.

" leaves... OK got that, next?"she replied after putting the first section into the computer.

"OK from the soups and salads, I'll have 3 fattoush salads, 3 Greeks, 4 of the falafel salads, 3 kibbeh, 5 each of the shawarma salads, and 3 of the chicken fattoush salads. "I said as she typed in that part of the order.

"next?"she asked when she finished that part.

"OK, from the sandwiches, I'll do 20 of the chicken, beef, and mixed shawarma, 10 each of the falafel, and shawafel, 5 chicken Caesar, 3 kibbeh sandwiches, 2 veggie wraps, 2 grape leaves wrap, and 10 each of the chicken and beef quesadillas. "I stated

"OK, next?"she asked as I heard someone from the kitchen ask what was going on, followed by a yell of stories that the Avengers were ordering from them.

"from the plates, I'll have 20 each of the shawarma plates, 5 each of both the shawafel and the mixed shawafel, 4 of the kibbeh, 10 falafel, 7 grape leaves and 10 of your eggplant plates. "I said

"OK will there be any side orders?" she asked as I scanned the section in question, my eyes lighting up at the pies.

"yes, I'll have 1 zaatar pie, 1 meat, 1 spinach, 2of he cheese, and 2 of the spinach and feta pies. Thank you for your patience with this order. "I finished as I heard her typing the rest in.

"oh it wasn't a problem at all. Your total is $2,086. 64, will that be debit or credit?... Oh wait I almost forgot we just implemented a new policy, will the be any monsters eating anything you ordered?"she asked quickly adding the last part in.

"um. Yes monsters will be eating it, why?" I asked concern lacing my tone.

"because we will have to add liquid magi to the food. "she replied

"oh, OK then. You know you're the first restaurant that's done that. "I stated

"no I did not know that. Will you be paying with debit or credit?"she asked

"credit. "I replied, before I read off the numbers to one of starks cards.

"thank you. Your order should be ready for pick up by 5:30. "she said, before ending the call.

"welp foods all ordered, all we'll have to do is pick it up at 5:30. " I said as I turned to face red, who was leaning on his elbows against the counter.

"an, how do ya plan ta get it?"he asked a brow bone raised as he slanted his eyes in my direction, as I sashayed over to him.

"well I was hoping that my big, strong mate to be, would help me. " I sweetly said as I batted my eyes at him.

"sigh, how much ya order?"he asked resignation in his voice.

"oh, not a lot, just multiples of almost the whole menu. "I nonchalantly said.

"not a lot! Doll. Almost the whole menu is a fuckin lot o food. "he exclaimed

"if you think this is a lot, you should see what we order when the warriors three and lady sif are here. "I said as his eye lights widen at what I said.

"so how tha hell, did ya get tha food before we got here?"he asked

"usually I'd teleport Steve and Bucky, with me and we get the food. " I replied

"and how many trips did it take ya?" he asked

"well, depending on if it was just us Avengers it took one trip between Steve, Bucky, me and a few magic hands, if it was us and the warriors three and lady sir, then about two trips. "I answered as red started to figure out how much magic it would take me to make the trips.

"where is this place anyways?"he asked

"its in Worcester Massachusetts, about a state over, why?"I replied as he grew quite once more.

There was a five minute pause of silence, as red did the calculations of how much magic I won use when picking up the food.

"oh, hell, no!"he snarled before teleporting out of the room, just as I turned around to ask what he said.

"where tha fuck, he go now?"I asked myself, as I left the floor, and headed towards the main living room. Paps and mettaton were the only ones there, both were sitting on one of the couches, leaning over the nearby coffee table. They were looking at some wedding magazines. I silently walked over to the other side of he couch that they were on, where I promptly flopped back first over the arm of the couch, landing with my head in paps lap.

"ᏌᎷ.. ᎻᎬᏞᏞᎾ ᏚᏆᏚᎢᎬᎡ, ᏆᏚ ᎬᏙᎬᎡYᎢᎻᏆNᏩ ᎪᏞᎡᏆᏩᎻᎢ?" paps asked, while looking down at me in slight concern.

"yeah, s'good, just got done ordering the food. I told Red that I was going to need his help when we had to pick it up, and he just ported on me. "I said as metta leaned over paps shoulder to look at me.

"I wouldn't worry to much about it darling. But seeming as your here now, how about we start planing this wedding. "metta inquired as I sat up so I was sitting next to paps.

"sure why not, got a few hours to kill before, we need to get the food. "I replied as metta vaulted over he couch, before shifting his body weight so he would land on the other side of me.

"and he sticks the landing. "I said causing all three of us chuckle a bit.

"I'm glad you decided to help, darling. Because me and papy have no idea what to do. "he said in exasperation.

"well, let's start with something easy. Will we be the first monsters to be married on the surface?"I inquired as paps handed me a notebook and pen so I could take notes.

"I believe so... Yes alphas and undyne got married before we left the underground. "he answered as I wrote it down.

"OK. Then do we want to post the wedding on the channel, or do we want to go public with this right off?"I asked as they both looked at me confused.

"ᏔᎻᎪᎢ ᎠᎾᎬᏚ ᏩᎾᏆNᏩ ᏢᏌᏴᏞᏆᏟ ᎷᎬᎪN ᏚᏆᏚᎢᎬᎡ?" paps asked

"well that could mean a few things, best case scenario, we have a shit ton of cameras at the wedding. Worst case scenario, we'll have to fight tooth and phalange just to get the paperwork started to get married. I mean with peppers help, and starks lawyers we might be able to speed it up. "I answered

"and if we post the wedding on the channel?"metta asked

"well, we'll still run the chance that some humans won't like it, and throw a temper tantrum. But by the time that happens we'll already be married. "I replied

"and if we did a live stream?" he asked

"well, hmm... We most likely run the same chances as if we posted after the fact... But if we did it as a live stream we could show how monsters got married back in the underground. "I stated

"Ꮖ ᏴᎬᏞᏆᎬᏙᎬ ᏆᎢ ᏔᎾᏌᏞᎠ ᏴᎬ ᏢᎡᏌᎠᎬNᎢ ᏆF ᏔᎬ ᎠᏆᎠ ᎢᎻᎬ ᏞᏆᏙᎬ ᏚᎢᎡᎬᎪᎷ ᏆNᏚᎢᎬᎪᎠ ᎾF Ꭺ ᏢᏌᏴᏞᏆᏟ ᏔᎬᎠᎠᏆNᏩ. "paps said with a decisive nod of his head.

"good, so know we have a very rough idea of what we want to do, now we need to find a theme that fits both couples. "I said as I made a short list of what we would need for the live stream.

"well our original plan was a classic princess wedding. "mettaton replied as I flipped to a different page.

"OK, what kind of princess, fairytale, Disney, Princess bride, there are so many kinds of princess weddings. "I stated as I labeled the top of the page metta Princess ideas.

"um... What would you suggest?"metta asked slightly overwhelmed.

"well, seeming as your an original yourself metta, I would go with a princess style wedding dress, that isn't already connected to anything else. Then have the wedding itself be a classic theme. "I suggested, before looking over the notebook to see the look of absolute happiness on both their faces.

"darling, that is the most perfect idea, we'll do that. "metta said as paps head tilted slightly in confusion.

"ᎪᎡᎬ ᎢᎻᎬᎡᎬ ᎾᎢᎻᎬᎡ KᏆNᎠᏚ ᎾF ᏔᎬᎠᎠᏆNᏩ ᎢᎻᎬᎷᎬᏚ, ᏚᏆᏚᎢᎬᎡ?"paps asked causing me to put the notebook down, and look at him.

"yeah there are different themes, I mean just about anything can be a theme, from movies and TV shows, like Star Wars and Star Trek, others don't really care for the traditional wedding and have theirs dark colors or Gothic, some even skip the ceremony all tighter and go to Las Vegas and get married by Elvis. "I explained as their eyes started to widen at all the choices.

"well what is your dream wedding, darling?"metta asked

"welp, before Hydra got me, I always dreamed that I would be married in the last corridor, the three most important men in my life would be the ones to give me away, sans would be he first to walk me, passing me to paps who would be standing not quite halfway down, paps would walk me down with sans behind us, paps would give me to dad who would be three quarters of the way down, he would walk me the rest if the way with both brothers walking behind us, and when asgore asked who was giving me away, all three would say they were... "I started to say my eyes going soft at the childhood dream I had.

"after Hydra... I put that dream away, I mean who would want an old bag o bones like me... "I continued, holding my hand up to stop papyrus from saying something.

"let me finish. I was broken when I went to live with you guys, I mean I'm still broken in ways none of you could understand. So I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I don't really know what I want for my wedding. "I said as my shoulders slumped.

"ᎠᎾ NᎾᎢ ᏔᎾᎡᎡY ᎠᎬᎪᎡ ᏚᏆᏚᎢᎬᎡ, ᎷᎬᎢᎢᎪᎢᎾN ᎪNᎠ Ꮖ ᏚᎻᎪᏞᏞ ᎻᎬᏞᏢ YᎾᏌ ᎠᎬᏟᏆᎠᎬ. "paps said as he slid one of he magazines he and metta were looking at.

Metta and paps spent the next two hours bouncing ideas for mine and Reds wedding, while I wrote down the ones I thought might work with mettatons and papyrus theme.

"I think we should work on the color scheme before we find mine and Reds theme. "I said not yet noticing that, red, sans, stretch, and mutt had teleported into the room.

"but how are we going to make those colors work?"metta whined

"I don't know yet, metta but we'll figure it out. "I said as red cleared his throat getting our attention.

"hey, Red what brings you here?"I asked causing him to give me an are you serious look.

"it's 5 pm doll, tha food'll be ready in a half hour. "he replied as I looked at my phone seeing he was right.

"shit. Almost forgot bout tha. "I said standing up and walking over to red.

"we're here to help Red get the food. "stretch said when I arched a bone at the other three.

"okay?" I said in a questioning tone

"red explained how much magic you would need to use to get the food... "mutt started to say.

"and even with red teleporting as well, we figured it was better if we went in your place. "sans finished waiting for me to go balistic, like Stark told him I would.

"is that way you ported on me earlier?"I asked red.

"yeah, I wanted ta have a second opinion on tha numbas so is asked tha others. And why ain't ya goin ape shit on classic?"Red explained

"why would I do that?... Stark told you I would go ballistic, didn't he?"I dryly asked

"yes. "The four of them responed

"don't worry about it. How bout you guys get the food, and il set the plate. "I said as I walked into the main dining room, after I gave red a kiss on the cheek.

When I felt the temporal displacement of the shortcut, I used one of my own to quickly get the paper dishes and cutlery that we would need for tonight. Paps was peeking his head around the corner when I saw him. "hey paps. Can you do me a huge solid?"I asked my tone so sweet that it was causing paps to shiver a bit.

"ᎾF ᏟᎾᏌᎡᏚᎬ ᏚᏆᏚᎢᎬᎡ, ᏔᎻᎪᎢ ᏆᏚ ᏆᎢ YᎾᏌ NᎬᎬᎠ ᎻᎬᏞᏢ ᏔᏆᎢᎻ?"he asked wringing his hands together.

"all I need you to do is get, crooks, blue, black, fell, and frisk and Aliza if they want to help, and all you have to do is set the table. There needs to be 23 places set. I would do it, but.. Yawn... I feel so tired. "I said as I yawned.

"ᎾF ᏟᎾᏌᎡᏚᎬ, Ꮖ ᏔᏆᏞᏞ ᎠᎾ ᎢᎻᏆᏚ FᎾᎡ YᎾᏌ, NᎾᏔ ᏩᎾ ᎢᎪKᎬ Ꭺ NᎪᏢ, ᎪᏚ ᎷᏌᏟᎻ ᎪᏚ Ꮖ ᎠᎾN'Ꭲ ᏟᎾNᎠᎾNᎬ ᏚᏌᏟᎻ ᏴᎬᎻᎪᏙᏆᎾᎡ. " he said as he patted my head, before running off to get the others help with the important mission I gave him.

"now for stage one. "I whispered to myself as I shortcut to the lab Stark kept all of his suits.

"good thing the egotist can't be parted with them at all. "I whispered as I only left the void enough to keep me invisible to the cameras.

I slowly walked over to the back wall that housed all of Stark's tool boxes, with a swift grace that bellied my former profession, I had all the tools I needed to put my plan into action. (íf ѕtαrk thσught í wσuld gσ αpє ѕhít σvєr thє judgєѕ dσíng thє flσσd run fσr mє, wєlp thєn hє dσєѕn't knσw thє mєαníng σf thє phrαѕє. ) I thought as I moved to stand in front of his favorite suits. (NᎾᏔ ᏔᎻᏆᏟᎻ ᎾNᎬ ᎢᎾ ᏚᎢᎪᎡᎢ ᏔᏆᎢᎻ?... ᎾᎻ! Ꮖ KNᎾᏔ Ꮖ'Ꮇ ᏩᎾᏆNᏩ ᎢᎾ ᏚᎢᎪᎡᎢ ᏴᎪᏟKᏔᎪᎡᎠᏚ ᏔᏆᎢᎻ ᎻᏆᏚ ᎷᎾᏚᎢ ᎡᎬᏟᎬNᎢ ᏚᏌᏆᎢ. ) I mentally said as I got to work. With the void around me, I was able to finish what would have been a 24 hour job, in 20 minutes. When I was finished I took the tools and went to my bedroom, where I had just laid down, making it look like I had rolled to my side, seconds before blue, black, crooks, fell, paps, frisk and Aliza opened the door to wake me for dinner.

"mom, mom, time to wake up. "Aliza said as she gently shook my shoulder.

"ngggg, baby bones yawn... Oh is dinner here?"I asked as I raised myself to a sitting position.

(not yet auntie raven, but the table is ready, and uncle red and the others should be back soon. ) frisk signed as crooks helped me from the bed.

"oh, well we should go down and meet them, right?"I said stretching a bit, before walking to the elevator and heading to the main dinning room.

When we walked into the dining room I saw that even though the plates and such was paper, the seven of them had made it up to look fancy.

"wow, you guys did an awesome job, I didn't even know you could make paper fancy?" I stated hands on my hips.

"ᏔᎬᏞᏞ, ᏔᎬ ᎪᎡᎬ ᎢᎻᎬ ᏩᎡᎬᎪᎢ ᎪNᎠ ᎷᎪᏩNᏆFᏆᏟᎬNᎢ ᏚᎪNᏚ' ᎪNᎠ ᏢᎪᏢYᎡᏌᏚ' ᎪFᎢᎬᎡ ᎪᏞᏞ... ᎪNᎠ ᎢᎻᎬ ᎬQᏌᎪᏞᏞY ᏩᎡᎬᎪᎢ FᎡᏆᏚK ᎪNᎠ ᎪᏞᏆᏃᎪ. "papas proudly proclaimed, all seven of them standing with their chests puffed out.

"well, the only thing we need now is the drinks. " I said as we walked into the kitchen to see three frazzled judges next to the bags of food that were in a pile.

"um... Where's sans?"I asked looking to each of the other judges.

"there!"they all replied, pointing to the pile of bags, that surprisingly had a pink slipper sticking out of it.

"sans, what... What happened?"I asked as paps, crooks, and Blue, moved the bags to get to him.

"nothing... "he said as paps stood to his full height, hand on his hips.

"YᎾᏌ ᏞᎪᏃYᏴᎾNᎬᏚ YᎾᏌ FᎬᏞᏞ ᎪᏚᏞᎬᎬᏢ ᎪᏩᎪᏆN! ᎠᏆᎠN'Ꭲ YᎾᏌ?" paps screeched, while stomping one of his feet on the ground.

"what can I say bro, that tryptophan sure made me bone tired. "sans replied a shit eating grin appearing on his face as the younger brothers groaned and screeched about the atrocious puns.

"sans your giving the rest of us lazybones a bad name. "I said leaning against the doorway to the dinning room.

"alright enough clowning around, let's get this food set on the table. "I said as each of us grabbed a bag and started to place them in the middle of the table buffet style.

I had just placed the two cheese pies on the table as everyone came to the table. "anyone see tony, he's usually the first one here?"Steve asked looking around for the self proclaimed, genius, billionaire, Playboy, philanthropist.

"he said there was a weird notification in his suit gallery, so he went to check it out. "Bruce explained, before a rage filled scream, was heard from below us.

"that's Tony. "Steve said turning around to head towards Tony's scream, only for Tony to come bolting up the stairs, his chest heaving, rage rolling off of him in waves.

"who, did it?"he snarled his eyes scanning everyone in the room, looking for the guilty party.

"who did what?"Bruce asked

"who fucked with my suits.?"he replied throwing what at one time could have been a helmet from one of his suits, on to the table, the whole room let out a gasp as all the components of the helmet scattered around the laid out food.

"is it all your suits?" Sam asked

"no just the ones in the gallery. "he replied

"looks like whoever did it knew what they were doing. " Bucky replied his eyes locking with mine for only a fraction of a second.

"it appears that you are correct, Sargent Barnes. "gaster said as I came in with a pitcher of milk and juice placing them on the table, before leaving to get a few more drinks.

"did you make someone mad, punk?"undyne asked as I brought some two litters of soda in.

"not that I can think of. "Tony replied scratching his head as I sat down next to red.

"I don't get why you're going αpє ѕhít over this, didn't you destroy all your suits before?"I asked as I poured myself a cup of coke.

"it doesn't matter if I destroyed them before, it took me forever to rebuild... You!" he started to say, before pointing a finger at me.

"I don't know who you got to help you, raven but I know it was you. "he hissed.

I was going to admit to it, until he accused me of having help. Once those words left his mouth I decided to drag it out.

" and what proof do you have that it was I who destroyed your suits?"I asked my brow bone arched in question.

"it... The... Dammit. I don't have it yet, but I'll get it. "he said as he went to sit in the seat he usually did when we ate at the table. As his weight touched the seat, he leapt to his feet. "what the hell?" he asked as he looked at his seat not seeing anything.

"whoops, watch where toy sit down. Sometimes weirdos put tools on the seats. "I said causing sans and frisk to start laughing.

"how did you... "Tony started to say trying to get his thoughts together.

"just because Hydra had me doesn't mean I don't know my way around a toolbox. "I replied as Tony realized that it was me and why I did it.

"is this because I told the guys you would go ape shit if they didn't bring you?"he asked hanging his head.

"yep!" I said popping the p, as he removed he tools from his seat and sat back down.

After that we all started to eat, having fun and being a family. I had just finished my last bite, when I looked at red who nodded at me, before taking my hand as we stood up.

"I'm sure that, many of you are wondering why we asked you here. "I started to say.

"we called ya here ta tell ya, that in a few months we'll be welcoming a little boy, and girl inta our family. "Red finished as everyone at the table came over to offer congratulations and well wishes.