(Creek's Point Of View)
I saw Fike in the back of the auditorium with an unresponsive Crenny.
Oh, Bendy and Wendi. You have no idea what is going to happen to your reputation.
I smiled evilly at the fear on everyone's face, this will definitely top the alumni meeting prank I pulled.
I clear my throat and pulled up the microphone, my monotone murdering all things happy and colorful, announced:
"Ladies and gentlehoes, all the assholes I can't care less about, and my friends who helped me set this up. Now you all know about the Crenny posters."
Murmurs spread throughout the auditorium, and Crenny actually looked up. I grinned.
"She won't tell you until she's ready, until then, feast your eyes on the most hilarious sight you'll ever see! Now!"
Me, Bunny and Tyde A pulled out the ropes on the stage and a beautiful snowfall of posters of nude photos of Bendy Stevens and Wendi Testaburger. Nude photos a perverted man in South Park had before he hanged himself.
As the pictures flowed down, everyone started talking and laughing. Even Crenny smiled.
Best. Prank. Ever.
I looked and saw Bendy's and Wendi's mortified faces, and I gave them a blood-curdling grin. I knew I had won.
Bunny came over and picked my tiny frame up, and Tyde A came over jumping around happily like Bunny was, freaking me out a bit.
"Hey, put me down please," I asked with the monotone of old movie colors. They didn't.
Instead, they both lifted me up and cheered, the entire school was laughing at Bendy and Wendi, posting the pictures on the internet, and making them laughing stocks. That'll teach them to mess with my super best friend. No one fucks with Claire Broflovski, not without severe consequences.
I looked over at Crenny, a big smile on her face, I knew I fixed her shitty day. I saw Fike, who was next to her, calling me over. What does he want?
I jumped down off the tower of friends and went over to Fike, and we went out back to the smoking area after telling Crenny we'd be back in a bit.
We went out back and pulled out some cigarettes.
"Thanks for making Crenny happy again, I appreciate it."
"No problem." I took a drag of the cigarette. "I'd say the same thing to you if you did something like this for Revin."
He nodded and continued to smoke until we heard the door to the smoking area open.
Shit.
"Hey you guys have been out here for a while, are you two ok-" she stopped.
Me, Crenny and Fike stared at each other in an awkward silence.
"Creek, you smoke?"
I just kinda nodded and continued smoking. We all sat there for a while.
Oh boy.
[BACK TO THE RESIDENT CINNAMON ROLL AKA THE CREN]
I was quiet for a moment and then asked, "Give me one
Creek looked at me with confusion on her face.
"No." Her monotone never changing.
